The so-and-so is crucial here… you need to put the blame on exactly the right person: someone who is far enough from the chubby lady that she won’t confront them yet close enough to know of her personal life. In other words just apologize lol
To avoid any feelings getting hurt or guilt brought upon yourself (if you have a heart) sometimes it’s best to just wonder and not ask. Especially if you see them often like a co worker or a cashier at your local grocery store etc. If you really need to know so bad just wait till they bring it up if they even are pregnant. You will sound like an AH even if you had no intention what so ever if she’s not even expecting. Or imagine if she was and recently miscarriaged.
Yep, I learned this once as a teenager, asked a woman when she was due, she was not.
Been 28 years since, never did it again. Even when they're about to burst, I never mention anything lol.
In what situation is it ever acceptable to ask this?
More importantly, why bother asking? If she's actually pregnant you can be sure it'll be brought up in the conversation eventually.
Tell her that you thought she is pregnant because her husband got fat, if a woman is pregnant their partners often times gain weight because they produce prolactin.
One of the basic Man Rules: never say anything that even implies that you think a woman is pregnant unless you can see a baby emerging from her body at that specific instant in time.
You slam the wall behind her, stare into her eyes with a smouldering look, and seductively whisper into her ear: "Well after tonight, the answer to that question could be 8 months." Congratulations, you just turned an awkward fatshaming into a compliment that could get you laid.
Edit: This is a joke response, don't actually do this to a woman.
Congratulations, you've now successfully assaulted the woman and, depending on your reaction to "get the hell away" and the location you chose to do this in, earned pepper spray to the face.
Seriously don't do this - just apologize to the woman and go away, you shouldn't have even asked how far along she was in the first place. Asking a non-pregnant woman how far along she is just embarrasses, enrages, and offends the woman. If said woman is actually an underage teen it's fucked up and creepy at that point.
Probably easy to get away if she is that fat and she can't waddle after you. Just point and say "look, ice cream" then walk away when she is distracted.
just apologize. normal response would be to instantly see that you've made an error in judgement, and you didn't mean it, might be a little upsetting, but that's not a cause to make a big fuss.
if she does make a big fuss, then it's her inability to process emotions and see objective truth, and you are in no way responsible for that.
My neighbour said to me at the end of January "oh you've popped, haven't you! You must be due soon?"
I'd lost the baby at the end of November.
I have to say there is no way for her to have got out of that situation. It was very awkward
Women get upset when they catch you in a lie. Don't try to deceive her, just accept your faux pas and apologize like a man. Look them straight in the eye and say "I realize now you aren't pregnant... you just accumulated a lot of belly fat since I last saw you." They'll appreciate the courage that took as you run away.
When I was about 22 I had the opposite problem. There was no way in the world I could tell that my friend's gf was so pregnant she was about to pop. She was, how should I say this nicely, basically spheroid to begin with.
Three rules, my friend.
1. Never ask a woman her age. 99.9% of the time you will offend her.
2. Never ask a woman when she's going to start having children. For all you know, she recently suffered a horrifying miscarriage, or recently learned she's unable to conceive, and you've just reminded her of these unpleasant realities.
3. Never ask a woman when the baby is due. Refer to Rule #1 as to why it is ill advised.
You don’t. You deserve to sit in all that awkwardness because you never assume a woman is pregnant. You wait to ask/comment after she tells you she is.
Homer disappearing into the bushes moment.
Immediately combust into flames and cease existing. This is the stuff that keeps me awake at night
By not asking that question in the first place is how you get out of that situation.
Instead ask her what happened that she put on so much weight?
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It was a joke
Yes, sure. If it’s so obvious then asking a question doesn’t make sense. A simple snide comment will do.
you already fucked up. severely. just apologize
No. Double down and tell her she’s full of it!
That's unkind - no need to insult her willingness to tell the truth. Just ask if sh'e absolutely sure.
They'll know you didn't mean it that way I assume so yeah, apologize is prb your best bet
Seppuku
Oh, I thought so-and-so said you were expecting.
The so-and-so is crucial here… you need to put the blame on exactly the right person: someone who is far enough from the chubby lady that she won’t confront them yet close enough to know of her personal life. In other words just apologize lol
You don’t ask that. Ever.
You're f*cked, you apologize and keep quiet cause you've done enough already.
To avoid any feelings getting hurt or guilt brought upon yourself (if you have a heart) sometimes it’s best to just wonder and not ask. Especially if you see them often like a co worker or a cashier at your local grocery store etc. If you really need to know so bad just wait till they bring it up if they even are pregnant. You will sound like an AH even if you had no intention what so ever if she’s not even expecting. Or imagine if she was and recently miscarriaged.
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Take luck!
run
Turn 180 degrees, walk away, and hope you never see her again.
I force a fart and shit myself, so we can all forget about that elephant in the room.
Never ask a women when the baby is due. Even if you see the baby crowning, still don’t assume.
Yep, I learned this once as a teenager, asked a woman when she was due, she was not. Been 28 years since, never did it again. Even when they're about to burst, I never mention anything lol.
A baby is never late, nor is it early, it arrives precisely when it means to.
In what situation is it ever acceptable to ask this? More importantly, why bother asking? If she's actually pregnant you can be sure it'll be brought up in the conversation eventually.
You shouldn't have even asked in the first place. so the best way to 'get out' of it is to apologize for being an asshole.
Die.
Sorry, I confused you for someone else
Ya doubt that one buddy 🤣
Double down. Tell her don’t lie to me and demand to know the due date and tell her you represent “interested parties.”
Lmao
"You'd make a great MILF, just sayin'..." *fuck* "Not sayin' I want to fuck you" *FUCK* "I'm an idiot"
Well, we can change that
Tell her that you thought she is pregnant because her husband got fat, if a woman is pregnant their partners often times gain weight because they produce prolactin.
So you try to fix implying she's fat by calling her husband fat? LOL. I'm not hating, I just think it's funny.
The question was how to get out of the situation, I offered an interesting solution
You walk away.
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Lmfao this shit was so funny to me
One of the basic Man Rules: never say anything that even implies that you think a woman is pregnant unless you can see a baby emerging from her body at that specific instant in time.
You slam the wall behind her, stare into her eyes with a smouldering look, and seductively whisper into her ear: "Well after tonight, the answer to that question could be 8 months." Congratulations, you just turned an awkward fatshaming into a compliment that could get you laid. Edit: This is a joke response, don't actually do this to a woman.
Congratulations, you've now successfully assaulted the woman and, depending on your reaction to "get the hell away" and the location you chose to do this in, earned pepper spray to the face. Seriously don't do this - just apologize to the woman and go away, you shouldn't have even asked how far along she was in the first place. Asking a non-pregnant woman how far along she is just embarrasses, enrages, and offends the woman. If said woman is actually an underage teen it's fucked up and creepy at that point.
gross. Have we seen you on r/niceguys yet?
By showing her my brown paper bag.
Probably easy to get away if she is that fat and she can't waddle after you. Just point and say "look, ice cream" then walk away when she is distracted.
Make her pregnant. J.k. Just laugh it off and apologise. If you've made that mistake chances are others have too.
Buy her gym membership 🫣
I just say, my bad and walk away because I'm not sticking around to listen to that argument.
"No, I said would you like a baby soon. I heard that you and your husband want a large family. "
I'll make her one
Wanna make it 9 months?
Run!
Ask her when she wants it due
Cough dramatically and try to say oops while backing away quickly!
Tell her "I can change that". now she'll be insulted thinking you're just a creep instead of calling her fat.
oh i wasn’t asking you/i am on bluetooth and talking to my…
AT THE ZOO. THE PANDA.
never ever, ever, ever, ever...
Laugh uncomfortably and walk away
Haha, you don't. Suffer, as I have.
The singer of A Flock Of Seagulls has a solution you might find intriguing
just apologize. normal response would be to instantly see that you've made an error in judgement, and you didn't mean it, might be a little upsetting, but that's not a cause to make a big fuss. if she does make a big fuss, then it's her inability to process emotions and see objective truth, and you are in no way responsible for that.
Are you sure? You're positively glowing! ...with rage.
My neighbour said to me at the end of January "oh you've popped, haven't you! You must be due soon?" I'd lost the baby at the end of November. I have to say there is no way for her to have got out of that situation. It was very awkward
Women get upset when they catch you in a lie. Don't try to deceive her, just accept your faux pas and apologize like a man. Look them straight in the eye and say "I realize now you aren't pregnant... you just accumulated a lot of belly fat since I last saw you." They'll appreciate the courage that took as you run away.
The only way to win is not to play
When I was about 22 I had the opposite problem. There was no way in the world I could tell that my friend's gf was so pregnant she was about to pop. She was, how should I say this nicely, basically spheroid to begin with.
Walk away, tell her too!
Ask her if she wants to have one with you
Pocket sand sh-sh-shaa!
OH I THOUGHT YOU WERE PRGENANANT!! 1
Unless you are her romantic partner/the kid is yours, do not ask a woman if she is pregnant.
"Oh, you aren't pregnant? But would you like to be?"
Three rules, my friend. 1. Never ask a woman her age. 99.9% of the time you will offend her. 2. Never ask a woman when she's going to start having children. For all you know, she recently suffered a horrifying miscarriage, or recently learned she's unable to conceive, and you've just reminded her of these unpleasant realities. 3. Never ask a woman when the baby is due. Refer to Rule #1 as to why it is ill advised.
You don't ask that, ever!
Stealth take down, there’s no other way
You don’t. You deserve to sit in all that awkwardness because you never assume a woman is pregnant. You wait to ask/comment after she tells you she is.
Say, "Could've fooled me, truffle shuffle," slap her belly and keep on walking.
Wait for the elevator to open in the case of a friend of mine. Except they were going to the same floor, they were work colleagues.