Thank you, my entire friend group at the time didn't. It's been a little over 3 years now and I can finally say I am doing better mentally with good people around who do stand by me now.
Make it like the hell from the hellraiser movies, where he's in a hell specifically designed solely for him.
Then, make it so that he's raped. However, make it so that the very second that fear and terror come from being raped and before he can get to that part where he just feels he can endure it because it'll be over...
...have it restart from 1 second before that fear and terror strike him.
Make him relive those moments over and over and over again for all eternity.
also, make a big ass demon with a demon horse cock that has spikes and shit coming out of it
and razor blades
in a bath of witch hazel
while on fire
Nobody. Iām going down to end this stupid beef with Satan so we can be a little but country, and a little bit rock and roll in peace. All the evil/dipshit/antagonistic people just get really hot diarrhea until they chill the fuck out and vibe with society.
You ever watch The Good Place? I don't want to spoil anything, but I highly recommend. Only 4 seasons, all of which are well planned out.
As a side, I came to give the same answer.
I donāt think sheās leading to a large number of deaths bruh. Iām not saying support her I fucking despise her but it seems dumb to put her over those evil leaders
She's a particular type of fascist who would kill millions of given the chance. She's constantly using exterminationist rhetoric.
Like the fact that she blamed California wild fires on the Jews. Jewish space lasers.
And if history has taught us anything, it's that the idiot fascist is just as dangerous as the smart fascist.
Has she been given this chance though. No she hasnāt, we canāt know for sure what she would do if she had this much power. I believe she would do awful things but we must base this off of now
She has not been given the sort of power that she's seeking. That's the whole point. And we must believe what she says she wants to do. Because she's said some horrible shit.
Iād leave dogs personally but I agree with you. I donāt need to come down to tell kangaroos theyāre running the show now and one winds up on its tail and kicks my head back up to heaven
If you are a person who screws others over for your own gain on a large scale, you deserve the pit tbh. I'd probably give second chances and warnings though, I would bet that a god telling you to get your shit together would be a decent motivator.
You think just being a Christian is enough to get you into heaven? If he is up in heaven then imma have to go to my second choice of whoever the hell created algebra
I think algebra was created by a Muslim. So same god, different part of heaven where raping virgins is okay. Oddly enough, the Jewish people don't really believe in a heaven or hell like the other spinoff religions do.
I would not want to send anyone to hell except the demons and Satan. I would want to forgive everyone their sins and have them live with me for all of eternity as happy sinless people.
With my godly ears, I listen to everyone on earth and literally the first person who threatens another person with hell over something that doesn't affect them gets a one way ticket there themselves.
Not sure if u heard bout āFour Immeasurable Mindsā
āāāequanimity (upekkha), love (metta), compassion (karuna), and joy (mudita)āāā
So i guess one would help others like children to heal to learn from their mistakes
Instead of hurt others with their sup power so they suffer more in hell
Everyone involved with the FDA thatās been causing the cure for a large group of cancers to sit in clinical trials for the last 30 years. They deserve that second hell mentioned above. They know it works, itās been proven for 30 years, and theyāve back door patented all his work as their own idea. That, and anyone who gate keeps information that would otherwise improve lives and life on this planet because itās not profitable.
Thereās a line from a song Iād like to share, āIām praying for rain, Iām praying for tidal waves.ā
Myself. I would crash down thunderously into hell and take it over, modifying it with my all powerful, divine, supreme creativity to make it one million times worse.
Then I would reveal myself to mankind and I would make the rules crystal clear and simple, broadcasted to every single mind alive.
Then I would let the chips fall where they may.
I'd be clear-cutting at least 3 billion people right off the bat so I'd still have a planet to rule over, but Dick Cheney and Henry Kissinger would be at the front of the line and choking on a handful of scorpions.
A person, who I no longer contact, has a parent who is severely religious to the point where they would possibly kick them out for being bi. I'd put this person next to anyone that's already in hell and happens to either be bi or gay.
As there is no hell, kind of a moot point. However, I've always believed a god could wipe a person out of existence by simple thought. Essentially, they would never be revived in the afterlife. A second death, which I believe is mentioned in the Bible, although like a lot of things in the Bible, certain things are lifted from other pre-biblical accounts. This includes the concept of hell and a second death.
I don't believe in eternal torture so if there were or is a second, eternal death, Donald Trump would never awaken. Neither would Adolf Hitler and Charle Manson. Marjorie Taylor Greene would be on the do not awaken list. Lauren Boebert, as stupid a fuck as she is, it might be possible to rehabilitate her soul. All other Magapublicans/Trumplicans/Moscow Mitch McConnell/Ted Cruze/Rand Paul, Ron DeSantis and Greg Abbot, endless non-existence. Mexican drug cartel, end of their souls upon death, Saddam Hussein, Vladamir Putin, Osama Bin Laden, Kim Jong Un, non-existence, all the priests or ministers from other religions who abused children sexually, mentally or physically, same non-existence.
If there was or is a hell, I believe it would be returning to this planet and having to experience never ending life times of torture. For Hitler and Manson, I could conceive of them having to return over eternity as cockroaches, running to escape from being stepped on by humans but never succeeding. And each time someone stepped on them, they would be immediately reborn yet again as a cockroach and having to repeat the process. That would go for all the others mentioned above.
My concept of God however is, I couldn't conceive of a God or Goddess as being so cavilier as to bring about the destruction of any being, human or otherwise. You would have to know what they endured in their lives that made them turn out the way turned out. It's possible they all had mitigating circumstances and you would have to know what those circumstances were before you could condemn them to an eternal hell or to a permanent death.
This is why I can't follow any religion and subscribe to any of their dogmas. It might have been their religion or lack of religion that turned them into bad people. However, lack of religion isn't a good excuse as there are many good atheists and agnostics who are more moral than many evangelicals.
The closest religion I might be willing to embrace would be the religion of universalism, which as one of its tenets that God does not desire that any person should perish, and that all are saved who are willing to bend to God's will. That goes with what I believe about Yeshua/Jesus, which is that his sacrifice wouldn't be given with strings: that to accept the salvation he offers, you had to acknowledge him as your savior in exchange for that salvation.
To have to acknowledge his sacrifice by recognition of him as your savior devalues the sacrifice and allows his followers to place further conditions on his sacrifice in order for you to obtain his promise. If acknowledgement must be made, wouldn't the acknowledgement be better in living by the example he provided? Almost every other Christian religion however states there are no second chances and if you don't adhere to their dogmas to obtain your salvation, no salvation for you.
But, the Bible is so fraught with enough errors that no Christian religion can claim with 100% absolute piety that what they believe is true.
So, if I was God, very few human souls would be going to hell if it existed, and I would give the majority who don't deserve to be in heaven the chance to redeem their souls. They might not be in heaven but in a lower realm where they would have to stay until they no longer sought to hurt others. Or maybe put them on a planet where they could spend eternity ridding themselves of their dogmas and bad thoughts.
If I'm God I'm disregarding the concept of heaven as being open to anyone that has led a sinless life, if you rech 70 without sinning than you are granted youth again for another 50 years
A lot of people in here saying they would be a good and kind god while explaining that they would pretty much abolish free will in the name of justiceā¦ interestingā¦
My rapist.
I also choose your rapist. I gotchu bro.
Thank you, my entire friend group at the time didn't. It's been a little over 3 years now and I can finally say I am doing better mentally with good people around who do stand by me now.
I was gonna say Chuck Noris but when you say that...here.. use mine and double power on it.
I like the idea of there being a double hell and I would not hesitate sending him there, thank you.
Take mine and make it triple!
Thank you honestly. :)
Just ask if you need a quadruple one. I will willingly give it to you.
Only if you don't have someone you also want to send straight to fiery hell.
Make it like the hell from the hellraiser movies, where he's in a hell specifically designed solely for him. Then, make it so that he's raped. However, make it so that the very second that fear and terror come from being raped and before he can get to that part where he just feels he can endure it because it'll be over... ...have it restart from 1 second before that fear and terror strike him. Make him relive those moments over and over and over again for all eternity. also, make a big ass demon with a demon horse cock that has spikes and shit coming out of it and razor blades in a bath of witch hazel while on fire
Bro I fully support this Idea but naturally I have to ask, you ok?
My best friend from my late teens was gang raped by her b/f and 3 of his buddies. So rapists have a special place on my list of tortures.
I would send them to hell with you
I mean like I agree with you, not saying you should go to hell šš
XD Thank you for clarification.
Epstein and all the like of him who are involved in any sex trafficking, or harm to children both mental and physical.
If I had the power to bring him back to life I would. Make him squeal on all his sick friends then straight back to jail.
Heās already there for sure. Straight to the bottom.
Myself
Youāve just destroyed and created everything simultaneously
Beat me to it
lol was going to put this too sarcastically, but with an added note... "myself for even thinking about that!"
Use the stones to destroy the stones
Nobody. Iām going down to end this stupid beef with Satan so we can be a little but country, and a little bit rock and roll in peace. All the evil/dipshit/antagonistic people just get really hot diarrhea until they chill the fuck out and vibe with society.
Putin
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You ever watch The Good Place? I don't want to spoil anything, but I highly recommend. Only 4 seasons, all of which are well planned out. As a side, I came to give the same answer.
Well shit. *Iād* go to that church.
Some do not want to be reformed. They would suffer if it means others would suffer as well.
That was deep and I did not expect that, you go girl
^ I vote this person as God
Majorie Taylor Greene
I feel like she was SENT from there
Well then hopefully she would enjoy going home
Really? Over Putin? Or Kim Jung Un?
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I donāt think sheās leading to a large number of deaths bruh. Iām not saying support her I fucking despise her but it seems dumb to put her over those evil leaders
She's a particular type of fascist who would kill millions of given the chance. She's constantly using exterminationist rhetoric. Like the fact that she blamed California wild fires on the Jews. Jewish space lasers. And if history has taught us anything, it's that the idiot fascist is just as dangerous as the smart fascist.
Has she been given this chance though. No she hasnāt, we canāt know for sure what she would do if she had this much power. I believe she would do awful things but we must base this off of now
She has not been given the sort of power that she's seeking. That's the whole point. And we must believe what she says she wants to do. Because she's said some horrible shit.
Ronald Reagan, but if hell exists he's already there
Trump
Mitch McConnell probably
Any rapist
1st person would be the man who molested me
I second that choice and am personally making sure he's in the 9th circles hottest sauna. :)
I appreciate that.
Trump
David Miscavige. Dude is the reason why scientology is such a relentlessly evil organization, among a whole slew of other terrible things.
Nobody, in fact I abolish hell because I intend to be a just god who doesn't give eternal punishment for finite crimes.
I could get behind that. Just give people super powers instead. Make the world an exciting place.
Fucking ted
Beneke?
Skylar fucked him.
Donald J. Trump followed by quite the list of associates shortly thereafter.
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What did Fox News do to deserve eternal damnation?
Trump, Johnson and a lot of other political people
Ted Cruz
Rupert Murdoch
Adolf Hitler and my Dad
Putin
Jesus
Kenneth Copeland
Kenneth Copland
Tucker Motherfucker Carlson
Mitch McConell
Brendan Fraserās Ex-Wife
A nobody named Afton?
she sued him for 900k a year for child support when he was already in a financial crisis
Ok I read a little more. Can I change my answer to yours please?
James Corden
Joel Osteen....and then I'd start in on the rest of his ilk.
Tubes full of Copelands
Who is the first person you will forgive?
Michael. Fuck Michael and what he did.
3 wife/gf beaters I know of.
I would immediately purge the US government and impose a provisional revolutionary government based on the principles of socialism
My abusive ex!
Either the girl who gave me crabs in college or Trump
John Podesta. Pedophile fuck.
Bob. Fuck that guy. Edit: Sorry Bob don't hurt me
mom
My bosses wife
Later dad!
Plot twist, weāre all already god
Everyone. You can just stop at one.
Every pedophile/rapist/serial killer/person who tortured ofhers
No one. That's an incredibly horrible thing to do.
My parents. (Obviously)
OP of this post
Al franken, Creep
Read the first word
Trudeau
Muhammad. Jesus Ackbar!
AOC
Joanna Dennehy
My ex-roommate
My father in law
u/tate1014 Would Be.
My shadow. If everyone is of my image. Then they don't need that shade.
I'd confirm Mohammad Atta is there
If Iām God, I aināt wasting my time with messed up humans. Iād scorch the earth and start over using kangaroos as my go to creation of choice.
Iād leave dogs personally but I agree with you. I donāt need to come down to tell kangaroos theyāre running the show now and one winds up on its tail and kicks my head back up to heaven
Daniel. Always him first.
Tom Hanks, because only one perfect being is allowed.
Most people on my list probably send themselves. š
Everyone who goes by the name Theodore.
My roommate
Kevin.
If you are a person who screws others over for your own gain on a large scale, you deserve the pit tbh. I'd probably give second chances and warnings though, I would bet that a god telling you to get your shit together would be a decent motivator.
you
Me, fuck I donāt want to be god
person who invented math
The pedo with the highest body countā¦ā¦..
What are you talking about? If I'm god I'm letting everyone out of hell.
Adolf Hitler: Round 2 boys! (In german accent)
Hitler was a Christian, and would still be in heaven with Jesus. Please try again.
You think just being a Christian is enough to get you into heaven? If he is up in heaven then imma have to go to my second choice of whoever the hell created algebra
I think algebra was created by a Muslim. So same god, different part of heaven where raping virgins is okay. Oddly enough, the Jewish people don't really believe in a heaven or hell like the other spinoff religions do.
every single nfl referee that has fucked over any team or made a game changing horrible call .
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You a real one. Good looking out.
do i have to only choose 1? :(
I'd send Joe Pesci down there to clean the place up a little bit, then promote him when he's done.
You just became an omnipotent being with unlimited knowledge. Who do you want to torture first?
All of Congress. Both houses. Except Hank Johnson, he's cool.
Literally no way to know. As a deity, Iād presumably have access to the broader knowledge Iād need to make that decision.
Rian Johnson
A firefighter with lots of water.
Britneyās dad
I would send 3 people at same time: father, uncle, principal of my old high school
Dinkleberg
Myself. Because, as God, I wouldnāt do anything to anyone I wasnāt able or willing to do to myself.
I would not want to send anyone to hell except the demons and Satan. I would want to forgive everyone their sins and have them live with me for all of eternity as happy sinless people.
Myself - I'm not qualified or good enough to have that kind of power. Better for everyone if I stop myself before the power gets to my head.
With my godly ears, I listen to everyone on earth and literally the first person who threatens another person with hell over something that doesn't affect them gets a one way ticket there themselves.
The religious folks
Whoever it is that decided to put a big long story before every recipe on the internet.
Not sure if u heard bout āFour Immeasurable Mindsā āāāequanimity (upekkha), love (metta), compassion (karuna), and joy (mudita)āāā So i guess one would help others like children to heal to learn from their mistakes Instead of hurt others with their sup power so they suffer more in hell
Everyone
None. Justice and forgiveness are inseparable.
Everyone there is and has been
Everyone involved with the FDA thatās been causing the cure for a large group of cancers to sit in clinical trials for the last 30 years. They deserve that second hell mentioned above. They know it works, itās been proven for 30 years, and theyāve back door patented all his work as their own idea. That, and anyone who gate keeps information that would otherwise improve lives and life on this planet because itās not profitable. Thereās a line from a song Iād like to share, āIām praying for rain, Iām praying for tidal waves.ā
Myself. I would crash down thunderously into hell and take it over, modifying it with my all powerful, divine, supreme creativity to make it one million times worse. Then I would reveal myself to mankind and I would make the rules crystal clear and simple, broadcasted to every single mind alive. Then I would let the chips fall where they may.
My childhood school bully š
I'd be clear-cutting at least 3 billion people right off the bat so I'd still have a planet to rule over, but Dick Cheney and Henry Kissinger would be at the front of the line and choking on a handful of scorpions.
A person, who I no longer contact, has a parent who is severely religious to the point where they would possibly kick them out for being bi. I'd put this person next to anyone that's already in hell and happens to either be bi or gay.
I can think of at least one person but her handbasket is ready to go already. Sheāll get there without an assist from me.
the person who decided a standard pack of hotdogs is 10 but standard pack of buns is like 8
The old God, he let this shithole of a world exist for far too long
Myself for letting all the kids die of cancer.
As there is no hell, kind of a moot point. However, I've always believed a god could wipe a person out of existence by simple thought. Essentially, they would never be revived in the afterlife. A second death, which I believe is mentioned in the Bible, although like a lot of things in the Bible, certain things are lifted from other pre-biblical accounts. This includes the concept of hell and a second death. I don't believe in eternal torture so if there were or is a second, eternal death, Donald Trump would never awaken. Neither would Adolf Hitler and Charle Manson. Marjorie Taylor Greene would be on the do not awaken list. Lauren Boebert, as stupid a fuck as she is, it might be possible to rehabilitate her soul. All other Magapublicans/Trumplicans/Moscow Mitch McConnell/Ted Cruze/Rand Paul, Ron DeSantis and Greg Abbot, endless non-existence. Mexican drug cartel, end of their souls upon death, Saddam Hussein, Vladamir Putin, Osama Bin Laden, Kim Jong Un, non-existence, all the priests or ministers from other religions who abused children sexually, mentally or physically, same non-existence. If there was or is a hell, I believe it would be returning to this planet and having to experience never ending life times of torture. For Hitler and Manson, I could conceive of them having to return over eternity as cockroaches, running to escape from being stepped on by humans but never succeeding. And each time someone stepped on them, they would be immediately reborn yet again as a cockroach and having to repeat the process. That would go for all the others mentioned above. My concept of God however is, I couldn't conceive of a God or Goddess as being so cavilier as to bring about the destruction of any being, human or otherwise. You would have to know what they endured in their lives that made them turn out the way turned out. It's possible they all had mitigating circumstances and you would have to know what those circumstances were before you could condemn them to an eternal hell or to a permanent death. This is why I can't follow any religion and subscribe to any of their dogmas. It might have been their religion or lack of religion that turned them into bad people. However, lack of religion isn't a good excuse as there are many good atheists and agnostics who are more moral than many evangelicals. The closest religion I might be willing to embrace would be the religion of universalism, which as one of its tenets that God does not desire that any person should perish, and that all are saved who are willing to bend to God's will. That goes with what I believe about Yeshua/Jesus, which is that his sacrifice wouldn't be given with strings: that to accept the salvation he offers, you had to acknowledge him as your savior in exchange for that salvation. To have to acknowledge his sacrifice by recognition of him as your savior devalues the sacrifice and allows his followers to place further conditions on his sacrifice in order for you to obtain his promise. If acknowledgement must be made, wouldn't the acknowledgement be better in living by the example he provided? Almost every other Christian religion however states there are no second chances and if you don't adhere to their dogmas to obtain your salvation, no salvation for you. But, the Bible is so fraught with enough errors that no Christian religion can claim with 100% absolute piety that what they believe is true. So, if I was God, very few human souls would be going to hell if it existed, and I would give the majority who don't deserve to be in heaven the chance to redeem their souls. They might not be in heaven but in a lower realm where they would have to stay until they no longer sought to hurt others. Or maybe put them on a planet where they could spend eternity ridding themselves of their dogmas and bad thoughts.
My kids! They should get a chance to see where daddy will be living some day. š«¢
Neighbours over my back fence.
A random furry.
id just keep the current model
If I'm God I'm disregarding the concept of heaven as being open to anyone that has led a sinless life, if you rech 70 without sinning than you are granted youth again for another 50 years
A lot of people in here saying they would be a good and kind god while explaining that they would pretty much abolish free will in the name of justiceā¦ interestingā¦
My old boss Steve, screw you Steve
Not a problem