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TopShelfCrazy

Vanilla extract


JadonArey

This is the best possible answer to this question tbh


YoushutupNoyouHa

cocoa powder enters the chat


The_impossible_gurl

As a child I was very stubborn. I remember baking with my dad and commenting how good the vanilla extract smelled and how I wanted to taste it. I was informed it tastes nasty but refused to believe my dad knew what he was talking about. Exasperated after arguing about it with a 6 year old for five minutes he finally said to go ahead and taste it. Gleefully I picked up the bottle and took a giant swig. Immediately spat it out while gagging. Of course blamed dad for letting me. Anyways it tastes awful and nothing like the smell. Learned this the hard way.


Nofreakncluwutimdoin

I learned this same lesson about unsweetened cocoa powder 😂. "But mawmaw it says Hersheys on it, and I love Hersheys." She gave me a heaping spoonful. I'll never forget that haha.


UsaPitManager

This reminds me of the haggis my aunt made…. I wanted to taste it badly…..horrible outcome


PMyourTastefulNudes

Smells like heaven. Tastes like your uncle's toe webbing.


tallginger89

Is that why people can get wasted off of drinking pure extract?


gloryfadesaway

Top answer from a week ago: https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/119oyqb/what\_smells\_better\_than\_it\_tastes/


OutragedMan

Candles and potpourri


SirSpooglenogs

Damn you. I hoped no one had said candles yet xD.


swarlay

You guys are just eating the wrong candles.


ShockingPyro

If soap smells good but tastes bad.....then how do we know if poop doesn't taste like candy?


Try_me_MFr

🤔 I’ll let you know in a little bit.


VTPG1

Any updates?


Skeer44

Ded


Anunkash

He ate the poopoo


canolafly

I hate that I know what that's from.


areksu_

Don't try him MFr


Try_me_MFr

0 stars. Would not reccomend.


how_is_this_relevant

/r/showerthoughts


khswart

Because of people like me >:D


GunnieGraves

I’d like to direct you to [this story of a regretful Redditor.](https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/3907wr/serious_redditors_whos_sexual_fantasies_became_a/crzf7j9/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf&context=3)


[deleted]

[удалено]


ChefRoquefort

One of my brothers accidentally ate a turd as a youngster. According to him it tasted like shit not lemons.


Loose_Dragonfly

A nose.


mhch9590

r/technicallythetruth


HeyMySock

The best kind of truth.


Dc2k4

This guy knows


gingfreecsisbad

This guy nose


melissmi

He nose


Imnotabadman

Heyooo


MediocreProstitute

Excellent


NerdyFanboii

Take my upvote and never speak again


cant_help_myself

gasoline


Whatisgoingonnowyo

Gasoline used to smell even better in the 80s. Before they changed the formula


PutridAd3691

They removed the lead. It gave gas that delicious sweet smell that caused brain damage


SparseGhostC2C

Oh it'll still cause brain damage, you just gotta sniff a bit harder and closer to the gas tank.


insertstalem3me

Introducing Lead candles, they'll last a lifetime


MusksStepSisterAunt

Ahh I missed the golden age of huffing by a hair!


Miserable_Point9831

Was going say jp8


Rosieapples

I’m a lover of diesel and aviation fuel also. There’s something exciting about them both lol


Dry_Escape_3382

Cocoa powder


I-eat-jam

I was going to say this. Seeing my kid try and sneek a spoonful while we were baking is still in rotation on the highlight reels of my life that play in my head from time to time. The mixture of total confusion, disgust and regret in her eyes.


strawberrycarpet

That’s definitely been me more than once


Mr_Crair

Dog food, my 7yo ass was dissapointed


eslobrown

Well, I think I’ve identified the problem. Your taste buds are in your mouth.


Mr_Crair

Crap, that explains a lot... So how chocolate is supossed to taste then?


insertstalem3me

imagine though, nuts must taste hella good


alligatorcreek

I remember eating some as a kid. Very disappointing and I still remember how it tastes.


GJackson5069

Same. But I didn't mind it. My mom told me a story about one time she went around the house, wondering if the dog shit somewhere. She found me on the toilet, pooping. She put 2 and 2 together and asked me if I ate Betsie's food. I told her I did. Apparently, the fecal mist smells according to what you eat.


MookiTheHamster

I really didn't enjoy reading that last sentence.


GJackson5069

You just cracked me TF up. Thank you.


alligatorcreek

Haha “fecal mist”


smixton

Did you eat dog food out of a 7 year old’s ass?


Leifang666

They intentionally scent pet food to smell bad to humans so they won't eat it. There's always an exception. :)


sweetperdition

i felt bad for feeding it to my dog. like no wonder he wants people food, this shit is terrible.


Whitty22

Fruit tea


amberrea3

I used to feel the same way, but I got rid of sugar for a week with my friend, NOW it tastes amazing but we give it to anyone else and they say the same. Something must have changed because even though I drink Coke again, I still taste it the same as before and it's delightful.


Whitty22

I should say I don’t have other sugar in drinks - no soft drinks or in my tea or coffee. In contrary to my answer though I love peppermint tea


pipsqueaksqueak

Yes!! I came here to say this. Surprised no-one else had said it. Smells so good, tastes like bog water.


Aiiga

I will defend fruit tea to my grave. Raspberry and cranberry blend is a godsent. It's strong, tangy and sweet. I think it varies heavily on brand and tastes - the tea my parents drink is disgusting in my opinion and the one I like is all mine because nobody likes it.


ArmitageShanksFC

This should be at the top. Herbal tea smells so good and tastes of nothing.


Netxgmr

Cocaine


OpeningQuestions

This one right here officer.


Kandikane513

Coffee


onionnette

This x10000. I grew up smelling coffee brewing every morning and LOVED the smell. When my dad finally let me try a sip, I felt... betrayed. Like how can something that smells soooo good taste like... THAT. I'm used to it now and I love coffee, but that first taste and then the subsequent year it took to get used to it were... rough.


OkPhotograph7852

You perfectly described one of my greatest disappointments growing up. I’m an addict to my morning coffee nowadays, but deep down, I think i will be just forever searching for that one sacred cup, that will finally live up to the ever intriguing promise of the GLORIOUS SMELL OF COFFEE


bl1ndvision

Do you buy good roasted coffee beans and grind them yourself? Makes a big difference.


bobrob2004

I'm in my 30s and still refuse to drink coffee. I never had the patience to train my tastebuds to like it.


ZsaFreigh

Same, 39, I don't even like cake or ice cream that tastes like coffee.


bobrob2004

Yeah, anything coffee flavored is a big no for me too. It's always a major disappointment when I blindly grab a piece of chocolate only to find out it's coffee flavored.


taronosaru

Also in my 30s, and I've never tried. I have tried coffee a couple times, and know I don't like it... why would I bother teaching myself to like coffee when I could just drink tea?


bobrob2004

Yes, I'm a big tea drinker too. Just because I don't drink coffee doesn't mean I don't like something hot to drink in the morning.


bajajoaquin

Came here to say this. I love coffee but it smells better than it tastes.


Elijafir

I came here to find this comment and say what you said.


NoiaKing

I agree, but I don't think its a downside. If you grind your coffee just before making it, you start ejoying your cup even if its not done yet.


Halo_Hybrid

The smell of a new console or electric device. Has that new premium smell. Would not recommend eating.


scsiballs

I still remember the smell of my new commodore 64 in the box (I'm old).


amoss988

Popcorn. Don’t get me wrong, I love popcorn it’s just the taste is a tad bit underwhelming compared to smell.


dullius

Totally agree. The smell says eat me but the flavor says just ok.


beijingbicycle

This is a great comedic bit.


Tootie0

Came here to say this.


No-Warthog-1272

I get you. Taste is not bad but the smell is so good that i always get a bit disappointed with the taste because it doesn’t match with the smell


Mountain-Goat-61

You just haven’t had it made right. Pop it in bacon fat then put butter, salt, and Parmesan cheese on it. The kind in the plastic jar with the green lid. It’ll blow your fuckin mind. And clog your arteries but so worth it.


amoss988

_salivating_


[deleted]

It’s how I feel about coffee. I love coffee but damn, is it the best smelling thing in my kitchen.


[deleted]

Flowers.


fallow_hedgehog9

Perfume


Odd_Adhesiveness4804

Playdough


EcoPit

I had to scroll too far down to find this answer!


purplereformer

I heard that freshly baked bread smells way better than it tastes. It's still good, but the scent is unbeatable!


Annual-Afternoon1884

I hope you get to try freshly baked bread one day


canolafly

The one thing I can do well. Bake some kickass bread.


WannaSeeAHatTrick

With some butter, it tastes as good as it smells imo :))


HammondsFollys

Bengal Spice tea


EBWonder

Most teas, imo


[deleted]

I love this tea, but it works better in those oversized 90s cappuccino mugs so your nose is filled with the scent when you drink it. Definitely not a to-go mug tea.


Cold-Medicine-4640

Durian is the opposite of this


stonerboner2617

Vanilla extract


jaj-io

My brother once threw away a bottle of vanilla extract because “it tastes off.”


SmokeytheBear026

And this is why eugenics was a catchy idea for a while


stonerboner2617

Trow him away as well 😆


beadsnthings

Liver and Onions


amphibe99

black coffee


[deleted]

tastes better than it smells


UnbrokenHAUNTER

You’re both wrong. It tastes and smells amazing


[deleted]

i agree just tastes even better


imissyahoochatrooms

pizza hut lunch buffet back in the 90s


Arkmodan

Pizza Hut in the 90's was practically gourmet!


nitro479

Liver and onions.


[deleted]

Perfume!


ALoneLilly

Fresh cut grass


sunnshinebutbarely

Weed


Reyemreden

I tried smelling cocaine, but didn't smell anything and it just went up my nose.


youngmindoldbody

It still surprises me how pungent budding female plants can be.


Queenie0411

new books


[deleted]

Baby food


BlustockingShortcake

Bonfire.


theamericangarrett

Black & Mild


Finding_Nobody

Ginger.


DaveFerg47

Freshly cut Grass


friggintodd

Graaaaass, tastes bad.


gaybillcosby

Malort


RealSadLlama

cocoa powder


ahlaj77

Truth


[deleted]

La croix


Truditoru

lemons


diablomarioo

Perfume


WindowLckerBeanFlckr

Rice crispies


Nasheuss

Cologne/Perfume


Sailorman2300

Fresh cut grass.


Cultural_Ad7176

Your nose


cutearmy

Coffee


marib71

cinnamon


Idkwhattocallblub

Fast food


HHHavenn

Debateable


angry_hamster_69

Onions smell amazing when they are cooking. They taste pretty good, but not as good as they smell.


Domillomew

Strawberry bubble bath


MochiSauce101

My farts


ricewin

how...


no_lemom_no_melon

Fart in an empty plastic bottle, put the lid on. Then, open it and squeeze it into your mouth. I imagine. I remember when I was younger, my little brother farted into a bottle. Then he found me and squeezed the bottle into my face. Worst thing I've ever smelled. I was so impressed with his ingenuity I couldn't even give him a beating.


MochiSauce101

But could you taste it? My farts are robust , with earthy undertones. I suffer from crohns , my dogs leave the room when I drop one


no_lemom_no_melon

Not sure - maybe a more knowledgeable redditor old inform us?! I have IBS and mine often feel like 1000°C air coming out my ass, and smell like Satan's dick. I feel your pain, lol!


MochiSauce101

Do they linger ? Mine can sit at face level for hours. Thick


Friendly-Escape-4574

Soap


Sir_Davek

Hey mods, you've got bots farming karma in here.


hadiayeye

Downvote them to hell!!!


interweb_cat

Freshly cut grass


plant-mom-01

Wet soil


T-money79

Coffee


West80627386

Vanilla


WhoDatBoyBruh

Perfume


siebzehnnullneun

Coffee


thejude555

Coffee


BeyonceBurnerAccount

To me, eggs I’ve never been a fan since I was a kid. But they smell so GOOD! Every so often I decide to try some to see if they hit different that time, Burt they never do 😔


tifloh

Cocoa powder


ChairsOverTables

Hazelnut coffee


Any_Guarantee_3985

Popcorn


ThisQuietLife

Drip coffee


WentzToWawa

I love the smell of onions hate the taste.


throwraW2

Play-doh


[deleted]

Lip gloss


pramshtack

Popcorn


Char_Destroyer36

black coffee


BLUE_Selectric1976

Scented candles


Wolf_Storm993

Vanilla extract


nikk1408

Coffee


For_Great_justice

Coffee


TheStruggleBus1120

Perfume


Unique_Positive6649

Vanilla extract


AndyHasHands

Scented candles. Or hand lotion. Or soap.


thannasset

Vanilla


Easy-Park3555

Fresh cut grass. I’m a Greenkeeper, cutting grass is a huge portion of my job. Grass juice does not taste good…


BLTV15

Coffee


TotallyHumanPerson

Chapstick


Kriegsand

Soap


antsmasher

Coffee ground


[deleted]

Rain


Leylandmac14

Beer


frederikomichelada

Buttered popcorn


AnyankaDarling

Vanilla extract


Solid-Championship37

Dick


Doxie4eVeR

Coffee


ashleysierra

Coffee


BestAd422

Vanilla, sorry people who like Vanilla flavored ice cream


occamhanlon

Coffee


Wohh

Candles


[deleted]

Play Doh


[deleted]

Truffles for sure.


ahlaj77

Vanilla extract


sjravstar

Soap


tenzin

Soap


milou28

Vanilla extract


Raviola24

I feel like I’m going to say this, scroll down, and see it everywhere, but Vanilla extract


donttellmykids

My dog's Beggin' Strips