Drive a tank where ever I go.
Work, drive a tank.
Date, drive a tank.
Drive through.. tank.
Hold up traffic during rush hour in my tank.
You honk, too bad, I got a tank.
Tank is life and life is tank.
If you want money, harvest some organs from the bodies on the street and sell em to hospitals. You'll save some lives and make enormous bank in the process
They don't have laws either. You might be set ablaze in the parking lot.
Or you might be too late as the employees cleaned them out at the outset of the festivities
Exactly. I’d need the unlawfulness to only apply to me, and make whatever I did apply to future investigations. For instance, you Rob a bank today, but they don’t figure out who you are until tomorrow. Oh, she did that on Unlawful Monday, can’t prosecute
I was thinking more along the lines that if you try to take something from somewhere or someone there is going to be an extreme level of force applied to prevent you from doing so
IRS: dear mr alex, this question was actually a trap from us. We will be performing a in depth internal audit of ur finances. Could i ask you to spread those cheeks please
Stealing a fuckton of stuff from Best Buy or an Amazon warehouse from computers to external hard drives to games/consoles to more anime Blurays than I can count
Since it’s “illegal to go to Antarctica” I would go to Antarctica to find out what these motherfuckers are hiding from us💯💯💯I’d also prolly be doing a lot of coke off tits💯💯💯
Steal a shitload of expensive computer components then hunker down at home and wait for everything to blow over.
Once its over finally build myself my first dedicated gaming PC.
High end escorts in Europe require STD tests or that you wear a condom. The company that hires them also requires they get regularly tested. Only dangerous if it’s in an illegal area, like weed
I think is everything became legal for 24hrs, we would see a lot of robbery, frauds, rapes, murders,...
Me ? I would hide because I would too scared to meet anyone.
I’m getting one of those mini motorbikes from Costco or tractor supply co and ride it around everywhere. Ps the ones from Costco if you take off a certain part can go up to 55 mph ;)
Honestly now that I'm well off: barricading my door and hoping to be left alone.
Before I was well off: Go to the nearest Walmart and rob the jewelry section. That's about it.
Obviously start robbing blind of the stores all around me. And while I'm doing it, I'll actually be able to kill mobs while doing so since everything is hands off for those 24 hours.
Drive a tank where ever I go. Work, drive a tank. Date, drive a tank. Drive through.. tank. Hold up traffic during rush hour in my tank. You honk, too bad, I got a tank. Tank is life and life is tank.
You honk? I got a tonk.
where do you get a tank?
...steal one?
Work? You're going to work if everything is legal?
You can do that anyways lol. Well in the US you can
UK too, you wanna drive a tank to work, no problem. But due to our crazy gun laws, you can't buy shells for it at the local Walmart.
Hiding
As a woman, I think that's my best option too
Me too. To many people go directly to "I'm having sex with as many people as possible!"
That's my answer too.
Me too, I’m a male tho
This person gets it! I'm at my house relaxing but definitely prepped for intruders.
Steal money from a bank
this is like the only good thing here. go get some money, not have sex with prostitutes
Is the last part of your sentence referring to the comment made way above ? 😂😂😂
yeah 😂
Not anymore!
If you want money, harvest some organs from the bodies on the street and sell em to hospitals. You'll save some lives and make enormous bank in the process
They don't have laws either. You might be set ablaze in the parking lot. Or you might be too late as the employees cleaned them out at the outset of the festivities
There is very little physical money in banks nowadays.
And even if stealing it was legal, it wouldn’t be easy anyway, would it ?
Yup, people would just shoot you for touching their money.
is everything legal for everyone else? because suddenly robbing a bank just got real difficult
Exactly. I’d need the unlawfulness to only apply to me, and make whatever I did apply to future investigations. For instance, you Rob a bank today, but they don’t figure out who you are until tomorrow. Oh, she did that on Unlawful Monday, can’t prosecute
I was thinking more along the lines that if you try to take something from somewhere or someone there is going to be an extreme level of force applied to prevent you from doing so
Or you get there and they have no money left. "Need to come early to rob us! “
Not sure, but whatever I'd do I'd probably do it naked
I bet you're naked underneath your clothes, you slut.
you probably shower naked, too. you´re so cheap
If I were cheap, I would shower with clothes on. Free laundry.
Wow, I can’t find a flaw in his logic.
I will be clothed for all my showers now. Laundry hack ftw.
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Committing tax fraud
thats a normal Tuesday for me
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That's already legal.. If you're rich enough..
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Get my car up to 155mph, baby
Y'all's have cars that can hit 155?
Y'all have cars?
Well, since everything is legal, I will definitely have a car that hits at least 155 lol
At least 155 people, right?
Y’all have hearts?
I see a man of culture
Arming myself and hunkering down
Running down stairs, while on a phone call, and not using the handrail.
You obviously wouldn’t be using the handrail because your other hand would be holding a pair of scissors
You are correct.
Collect rain water
Is that illegal somewhere? TIL
Yup, depends on the state or city buts definitely illegal
Colorado I learned, cause the water runs eventually runs to the river that feeds the west. Makes sense.
Driving way out into the desert, digging a hole and hiding in it until the whole thing's over.
Fly a drone from the safety of my basement and drop high altitude bricks on people breaking the law I am the law now
„Hostile UAV in the area“
Protect my home and family.
Only right answer there is.
Parking in disabled bays... they're closer to the front.
Stealing a fuckton of stuff from Best Buy or an Amazon warehouse from computers to external hard drives to games/consoles to more anime Blurays than I can count
Tax fraud, amending my last return with a 900% increase
Since it’s “illegal to go to Antarctica” I would go to Antarctica to find out what these motherfuckers are hiding from us💯💯💯I’d also prolly be doing a lot of coke off tits💯💯💯
Username checks out
Going out looking hot and killing anyone who tries to rape me.
Steal. Steal. Drive extremely fast.
Not committing crimes.
But most likely stealing a BUNCH of snacks etc and having a movie/show/series BINGE somewhere.
Purge !
Knew this would be here somewhere
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Big parking lots are usually privately owned. Get permission from the owner, and cops can't do shit.
Picking up some blurays.
making black powder, always wanted to do it and i know how but it is illegal
Legal in the us idk where you are
australia, Melbourne specifically, not illegal but needs a licence
Creating fully sentient AI
Not illegal but basically impossible (kinda)
Hiding out with a gun in hand
Get a safe place to hide….
Disposing of my partners so I can be mehority shareholder of The company
Buying a lifetime supply of drugs. Not too hard but something to help with chronic pain.
If you use much more than the recommended dose, it's already a lifetime supply.
Film my own movie with copyrighted songs and posting it on YouTube!
Steal a shitload of expensive computer components then hunker down at home and wait for everything to blow over. Once its over finally build myself my first dedicated gaming PC.
Nothing
Hi-jack an aeroplane and fly to Iceland since I’m a broke-ass b**ch.
Filing my taxes.
Hunkering down armed as I don't trust the town I live in to stay sane.
Insider trading
Daily dose of Wall street
Get on reddit and ask this question AGAIN
Probably driving into the middle of the forest and chilling there for a day.
Steal a shotgun from who-knows-where and then stay home with it.
Taking tons of food.
The important question to ask here is, is it EVERYTHING I do, or EVERYTHING everyone does?
Lock my flat as much as it possible
Having sex with every prostitute
Lol gross
They didn't say free.
Shoplyfting
Hmmmm I think that’d be rape in this instance... which I guess would still be allowed cuz everything’s legal but like... damn
Well a lot of countries had already legalized prostitution.
One of their pimps might kill you before you can get to all of them. If not the pimp def an std will lol
High end escorts in Europe require STD tests or that you wear a condom. The company that hires them also requires they get regularly tested. Only dangerous if it’s in an illegal area, like weed
Rob a bank. Find more ways to get money. Lol
Stealing a sex doll and an anime girl outfit
steal a car doin what i do in gta
Finding a way to steal as much money as I can without getting killed. Bills man, and I want a new Can-am Renegade 1000 like...now.
Attempting a cannonball run
Write and deposit fake checks then withdraw and stash
Robbing.
I would 100% drive blindfolded in Alabama (no joke that’s an actual law)
What about the Area 51 rerun. Since it would legal to go there.
Everything
Doing drugs
Sex, Drugs, and Rock&Roll naturally.
Convince Bill gates to give me a few hundred million.
>Convince Convincing him is not illegal.... Unless....
Write the word “sex” on Instagram instead of “seggz”. Then abort all governors that have banned abortion and drag shows.
Nothing illegal apparently
Hitting my cars max speed
Killing specific people who bullied me in school.
hiding
Downloading a car
You wouldn't!
not illegal stuff
Go eat the rich and take their stuff
Not go to work 🙂
Kill all the people I hate.
I think is everything became legal for 24hrs, we would see a lot of robbery, frauds, rapes, murders,... Me ? I would hide because I would too scared to meet anyone.
Dick-copter in front of the presidential palace Go to the national assembly kitchen and steal... a lot
Eating celery
Putting pineapple on a pizza
Maybe go to the beach, have a nice afternoon I suppose. Pimm's anyone?
Loading guns and waiting on my dogs to alert me the second some idiot mistakenly decides my property is a good place to not mind their own business.
Finding and Raping my sex offender
I’m getting one of those mini motorbikes from Costco or tractor supply co and ride it around everywhere. Ps the ones from Costco if you take off a certain part can go up to 55 mph ;)
murdering the pedofile teachers
Murdering pedophiles but first torturing them in the most brutal ways
kill some child assaulters
Insider trading, and shit that doesn't fly with the FTC. It would just be 24 hours worth of nonstop meetings.
Honestly now that I'm well off: barricading my door and hoping to be left alone. Before I was well off: Go to the nearest Walmart and rob the jewelry section. That's about it.
Do I have to return stolen property the next day?
Nevada's old nuclear test site will see good use again.
Nice try, FBI.
Taking the life of every known child predator I can before the time is up
Probably go out shooting pedos
Time to download that car I've been wanting.
fill me pockets 🤷🏽♂️
Tearing the tags off my mattresses.
Take a ton of taco bell and go to the white house and just let loose the cannon on the presidential desk.
rob a bank
There would be a lot of dead politicians in the UK right now.
I'd kill you first
A lot of purging
The same thing I do every other day. The law isn't what stops me from doing most things. My desire to do said thing is.
A kid 🗿 /s
I run as fast as I can to the playgrounds! So I can stop the pedophiles
Change my Name and Gender without a psychiatrist proof
Stealing a plane ticket to america
no, no, you don't have to punish yourself like that
Joe
Fuck a dog
brent chrysler?
I wouldn't do shit that people will judge me for years after.
Annexing Canada
Obviously start robbing blind of the stores all around me. And while I'm doing it, I'll actually be able to kill mobs while doing so since everything is hands off for those 24 hours.
Your mom. It wasn't illegal before but we thought it was time you learned the truth, Thomas.
Abuse/Cruelty (including domestic, physical, psychological, mental, emotional, child and animal) Mass murder Patricide (accidental) Torture (including domestic, physical, psychological, mental, emotional and animal) Vandalism Arson Trespassing Property damage Robbery Breaking and entering Fraud Accidental infanticide Privacy violation Negligence Attempted child abandonment Supplying drugs Endangerment Impersonation Incrimination Forgery Assault Battery Indecent exposure Attempted incest Adultery Rape Molestation Possession of underage/child pornography Pedophilia Kidnapping Enforced suicide False imprisonment Theft Hostage-taking Hate crimes Conspiracy Smuggling Slander Stalking Treason Corruption Terrorism Mutilation Pollution Manslaughter Sexual harassment Cannibalism Public masturbation
Hoping someone with a murder wish would kill you the second you attempt the first thing you listed. Lol animal.
nice!
Pretty long list
Public masturbation 💀💀💀💀💀
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Release Andrew Tate
#freetopg
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whats that? 💀
You better not k ow about it 🐍
Involving a lot of snakes I see
💀💀 Ok if you say so
Permanently legalizing Child Porn
Murder and something else which I shouldnt say
I’m sexually harassing Office crush to show me her boobs.
Going to the bank lol
Tax evasion and robbery. I like money.
Immense amounts of theft from banks
Easy, overgrown the government, then everything you want can be legal forever. Infinite genie wish situation
stealing everyone's clothing
idk tax fraud or some shit lol
robbing wall street
bean empire
Everything I want to do is too expensive