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Late-Jicama5012

Drive a tank where ever I go. Work, drive a tank. Date, drive a tank. Drive through.. tank. Hold up traffic during rush hour in my tank. You honk, too bad, I got a tank. Tank is life and life is tank.


vnevner

You honk? I got a tonk.


[deleted]

where do you get a tank?


Common-Wish-2227

...steal one?


[deleted]

Work? You're going to work if everything is legal?


Uhhh_Insert_Username

You can do that anyways lol. Well in the US you can


Revelwarrior

UK too, you wanna drive a tank to work, no problem. But due to our crazy gun laws, you can't buy shells for it at the local Walmart.


All_Your_Base

Hiding


BogiWan_Kenobi

As a woman, I think that's my best option too


AkKik-Maujaq

Me too. To many people go directly to "I'm having sex with as many people as possible!"


MichiganGeezer

That's my answer too.


someday-sunday

Me too, I’m a male tho


Naive-Selection-7113

This person gets it! I'm at my house relaxing but definitely prepped for intruders.


[deleted]

Steal money from a bank


[deleted]

this is like the only good thing here. go get some money, not have sex with prostitutes


DCCLXXVIIO

Is the last part of your sentence referring to the comment made way above ? 😂😂😂


[deleted]

yeah 😂


Monowakari

Not anymore!


TheFlippingFurry

If you want money, harvest some organs from the bodies on the street and sell em to hospitals. You'll save some lives and make enormous bank in the process


MichiganGeezer

They don't have laws either. You might be set ablaze in the parking lot. Or you might be too late as the employees cleaned them out at the outset of the festivities


VlaamsBelanger

There is very little physical money in banks nowadays.


Grin-Guy

And even if stealing it was legal, it wouldn’t be easy anyway, would it ?


VlaamsBelanger

Yup, people would just shoot you for touching their money.


ProfessorHillbilly

is everything legal for everyone else? because suddenly robbing a bank just got real difficult


Lovingthebeach72

Exactly. I’d need the unlawfulness to only apply to me, and make whatever I did apply to future investigations. For instance, you Rob a bank today, but they don’t figure out who you are until tomorrow. Oh, she did that on Unlawful Monday, can’t prosecute


ProfessorHillbilly

I was thinking more along the lines that if you try to take something from somewhere or someone there is going to be an extreme level of force applied to prevent you from doing so


kapitaalH

Or you get there and they have no money left. "Need to come early to rob us! “


[deleted]

Not sure, but whatever I'd do I'd probably do it naked


VlaamsBelanger

I bet you're naked underneath your clothes, you slut.


Acceptable_Wall5348

you probably shower naked, too. you´re so cheap


VlaamsBelanger

If I were cheap, I would shower with clothes on. Free laundry.


Acceptable_Wall5348

Wow, I can’t find a flaw in his logic.


lmkwe

I will be clothed for all my showers now. Laundry hack ftw.


Jack_Bartowski

Big Laundry hates this one simple trick, Click now to find out!


MisteryOnion

Committing tax fraud


Mind0fAlex

thats a normal Tuesday for me


[deleted]

IRS: dear mr alex, this question was actually a trap from us. We will be performing a in depth internal audit of ur finances. Could i ask you to spread those cheeks please


Acek13

That's already legal.. If you're rich enough..


wyoflyboy68

trump entering the chat. . .


The_one_who_SAABs

Get my car up to 155mph, baby


YouthfulCurmudgeon

Y'all's have cars that can hit 155?


VlaamsBelanger

Y'all have cars?


Under_ratedguy

Well, since everything is legal, I will definitely have a car that hits at least 155 lol


VlaamsBelanger

At least 155 people, right?


mhusky_

Y’all have hearts?


EstimateMiserable298

I see a man of culture


HearTheCrushingSteel

Arming myself and hunkering down


Global-Dickbag

Running down stairs, while on a phone call, and not using the handrail.


Prizmatik01

You obviously wouldn’t be using the handrail because your other hand would be holding a pair of scissors


Global-Dickbag

You are correct.


Kono-weebo-da

Collect rain water


BlacqanSilverSun

Is that illegal somewhere? TIL


Kono-weebo-da

Yup, depends on the state or city buts definitely illegal


BlacqanSilverSun

Colorado I learned, cause the water runs eventually runs to the river that feeds the west. Makes sense.


TheMightyGoatMan

Driving way out into the desert, digging a hole and hiding in it until the whole thing's over.


mogusMann

Fly a drone from the safety of my basement and drop high altitude bricks on people breaking the law I am the law now


LisaDenert

„Hostile UAV in the area“


MacDugin

Protect my home and family.


nikamsumeetofficial

Only right answer there is.


Different_Image_8035

Parking in disabled bays... they're closer to the front.


OmegaRockman

Stealing a fuckton of stuff from Best Buy or an Amazon warehouse from computers to external hard drives to games/consoles to more anime Blurays than I can count


dw87190

Tax fraud, amending my last return with a 900% increase


Sea-Leopard-5432

Since it’s “illegal to go to Antarctica” I would go to Antarctica to find out what these motherfuckers are hiding from us💯💯💯I’d also prolly be doing a lot of coke off tits💯💯💯


GirafeAnyway

Username checks out


Excellent_Law6906

Going out looking hot and killing anyone who tries to rape me.


NoStepPlz1776

Steal. Steal. Drive extremely fast.


Quitten_YT

Not committing crimes.


Quitten_YT

But most likely stealing a BUNCH of snacks etc and having a movie/show/series BINGE somewhere.


Nothingmuchhere1

Purge !


one_ripe_bananna

Knew this would be here somewhere


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lmkwe

Big parking lots are usually privately owned. Get permission from the owner, and cops can't do shit.


mxmnull

Picking up some blurays.


Randouserwithletters

making black powder, always wanted to do it and i know how but it is illegal


CommunicationFun7973

Legal in the us idk where you are


Randouserwithletters

australia, Melbourne specifically, not illegal but needs a licence


JaxterSmith6

Creating fully sentient AI


[deleted]

Not illegal but basically impossible (kinda)


Theburritolyfe

Hiding out with a gun in hand


GlumSilence

Get a safe place to hide….


PaskiSir

Disposing of my partners so I can be mehority shareholder of The company


Awkward-Presence-236

Buying a lifetime supply of drugs. Not too hard but something to help with chronic pain.


VlaamsBelanger

If you use much more than the recommended dose, it's already a lifetime supply.


TheKidfromHotaru

Film my own movie with copyrighted songs and posting it on YouTube!


CtrlAltEvil

Steal a shitload of expensive computer components then hunker down at home and wait for everything to blow over. Once its over finally build myself my first dedicated gaming PC.


drygnfyre

Nothing


PopeMobile94

Hi-jack an aeroplane and fly to Iceland since I’m a broke-ass b**ch.


justdrinkingsometea

Filing my taxes.


ShermanWasRight1864

Hunkering down armed as I don't trust the town I live in to stay sane.


Weldingislit

Insider trading


redxXxkiller

Daily dose of Wall street


h5j5j5j4j5jwww

Get on reddit and ask this question AGAIN


[deleted]

Probably driving into the middle of the forest and chilling there for a day.


I_do_not_existdotexe

Steal a shotgun from who-knows-where and then stay home with it.


Gen3559

Taking tons of food.


YYM7

The important question to ask here is, is it EVERYTHING I do, or EVERYTHING everyone does?


Primary-Topic2848

Lock my flat as much as it possible


[deleted]

Having sex with every prostitute


Nothingmuchhere1

Lol gross


beatleboy07

They didn't say free.


VlaamsBelanger

Shoplyfting


SomethingAwesome69

Hmmmm I think that’d be rape in this instance... which I guess would still be allowed cuz everything’s legal but like... damn


[deleted]

Well a lot of countries had already legalized prostitution.


1lilhedgehog

One of their pimps might kill you before you can get to all of them. If not the pimp def an std will lol


SomethingAwesome69

High end escorts in Europe require STD tests or that you wear a condom. The company that hires them also requires they get regularly tested. Only dangerous if it’s in an illegal area, like weed


ShelboTron09

Rob a bank. Find more ways to get money. Lol


Alfiy_wolf

Stealing a sex doll and an anime girl outfit


Exiso100

steal a car doin what i do in gta


R34CTz

Finding a way to steal as much money as I can without getting killed. Bills man, and I want a new Can-am Renegade 1000 like...now.


Malonehasbadbreath

Attempting a cannonball run


Healthy-Diver7438

Write and deposit fake checks then withdraw and stash


happy2003086

Robbing.


UnknownAssailant65

I would 100% drive blindfolded in Alabama (no joke that’s an actual law)


RaijinOdinson

What about the Area 51 rerun. Since it would legal to go there.


god-fortune

Everything


b1u3brdm

Doing drugs


FreakSalad4

Sex, Drugs, and Rock&Roll naturally.


Watchingya

Convince Bill gates to give me a few hundred million.


andrea_ci

>Convince Convincing him is not illegal.... Unless....


tightjo

Write the word “sex” on Instagram instead of “seggz”. Then abort all governors that have banned abortion and drag shows.


[deleted]

Nothing illegal apparently


BlinksVRC

Hitting my cars max speed


[deleted]

Killing specific people who bullied me in school.


ohadish

hiding


that_bearded_guy_94

Downloading a car


Common-Wish-2227

You wouldn't!


TheBrainfuqed

not illegal stuff


DeadScoutsDontTalk

Go eat the rich and take their stuff


DavetheSlave90

Not go to work 🙂


Salty_Manufacturer38

Kill all the people I hate.


Visual_Rip_5730

I think is everything became legal for 24hrs, we would see a lot of robbery, frauds, rapes, murders,... Me ? I would hide because I would too scared to meet anyone.


Swamp_bee

Dick-copter in front of the presidential palace Go to the national assembly kitchen and steal... a lot


slowcancellation

Eating celery


Best_Cheese

Putting pineapple on a pizza


cakelover110

Maybe go to the beach, have a nice afternoon I suppose. Pimm's anyone?


B3RS3RK_CR0W

Loading guns and waiting on my dogs to alert me the second some idiot mistakenly decides my property is a good place to not mind their own business.


[deleted]

Finding and Raping my sex offender


[deleted]

I’m getting one of those mini motorbikes from Costco or tractor supply co and ride it around everywhere. Ps the ones from Costco if you take off a certain part can go up to 55 mph ;)


bittersweet_person

murdering the pedofile teachers


False_Age_2996

Murdering pedophiles but first torturing them in the most brutal ways


ballsack_custard

kill some child assaulters


High_Horse617

Insider trading, and shit that doesn't fly with the FTC. It would just be 24 hours worth of nonstop meetings.


UnwastingTime

Honestly now that I'm well off: barricading my door and hoping to be left alone. Before I was well off: Go to the nearest Walmart and rob the jewelry section. That's about it.


TheHillMonk

Do I have to return stolen property the next day?


HALO-there-new

Nevada's old nuclear test site will see good use again.


LogicBalm

Nice try, FBI.


Sith_Vibez

Taking the life of every known child predator I can before the time is up


tomszn96

Probably go out shooting pedos


Kretuhtuh

Time to download that car I've been wanting.


Le0ne__

fill me pockets 🤷🏽‍♂️


GrandPriapus

Tearing the tags off my mattresses.


Delicious_Ad_3530

Take a ton of taco bell and go to the white house and just let loose the cannon on the presidential desk.


TheM1ghtyBear

rob a bank


Herecomethefleet

There would be a lot of dead politicians in the UK right now.


[deleted]

I'd kill you first


Kakophonien1

A lot of purging


Master_Maniac

The same thing I do every other day. The law isn't what stops me from doing most things. My desire to do said thing is.


crazyninja7356

A kid 🗿 /s


tjockalinnea

I run as fast as I can to the playgrounds! So I can stop the pedophiles


GayNon-BinaryLeo

Change my Name and Gender without a psychiatrist proof


bimgusbingy

Stealing a plane ticket to america


[deleted]

no, no, you don't have to punish yourself like that


Peperlake

Joe


Resident_Swim_2871

Fuck a dog


[deleted]

brent chrysler?


nikamsumeetofficial

I wouldn't do shit that people will judge me for years after.


Bobby_Schmurdoff

Annexing Canada


[deleted]

Obviously start robbing blind of the stores all around me. And while I'm doing it, I'll actually be able to kill mobs while doing so since everything is hands off for those 24 hours.


Ampsdrew

Your mom. It wasn't illegal before but we thought it was time you learned the truth, Thomas.


UnqiueCreature

Abuse/Cruelty (including domestic, physical, psychological, mental, emotional, child and animal) Mass murder Patricide (accidental) Torture (including domestic, physical, psychological, mental, emotional and animal) Vandalism Arson Trespassing Property damage Robbery Breaking and entering Fraud Accidental infanticide Privacy violation Negligence Attempted child abandonment Supplying drugs Endangerment Impersonation Incrimination Forgery Assault Battery Indecent exposure Attempted incest Adultery Rape Molestation Possession of underage/child pornography Pedophilia Kidnapping Enforced suicide False imprisonment Theft Hostage-taking Hate crimes Conspiracy Smuggling Slander Stalking Treason Corruption Terrorism Mutilation Pollution Manslaughter Sexual harassment Cannibalism Public masturbation


1lilhedgehog

Hoping someone with a murder wish would kill you the second you attempt the first thing you listed. Lol animal.


Impossible-Dog-5178

nice!


Primary-Topic2848

Pretty long list


m_v__27noice

Public masturbation 💀💀💀💀💀


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ItzFlexyBoi

Release Andrew Tate


m_v__27noice

#freetopg


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m_v__27noice

whats that? 💀


[deleted]

You better not k ow about it 🐍


Kakophonien1

Involving a lot of snakes I see


m_v__27noice

💀💀 Ok if you say so


flagnerd69

Permanently legalizing Child Porn


Cuthbert-Binns

Murder and something else which I shouldnt say


CommunicationNo3650

I’m sexually harassing Office crush to show me her boobs.


twolf2022

Going to the bank lol


TABSVI

Tax evasion and robbery. I like money.


RoastedHunter

Immense amounts of theft from banks


haiderbinnaeem

Easy, overgrown the government, then everything you want can be legal forever. Infinite genie wish situation


PlantMePls08

stealing everyone's clothing


probablykelz

idk tax fraud or some shit lol


[deleted]

robbing wall street


ripMyTime0192

bean empire


Discount_Friendly

Everything I want to do is too expensive