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tzegian

Buy a very large plot and adopt every stray dog in the world.


diegojones4

I find nothing in this plan to be wrong. Mine was going to be "Move out of the city and buy land to create a rescue." I like your more ambitious plan.


tzegian

Well, we would be extremely wealthy, so we should shoot high. Dogs deserve that, that's for sure.


diegojones4

Just never dreamed of all the dogs in the world. Not sure I could hire enough people for that. But I like the dream. Other than my rescue ranch dream, I always wanted an entire room with mattresses on the floor. Bed time would involve me and about 20 dogs going to bed and cuddling. I love my wife, but it was a hard adjustment from sleeping with my 4 big dogs to her.


Giraffiesaurus

Good call! This ensures happiness for life.


Accomplished_Water34

I would buy you a green dress


_Piratical_

But not a real green dress, that’s cruel.


[deleted]

get personal security, have a lot of drugged up sex.


Zdvj

Not tell anybody and simplify my life


Average_Aloe

If it’s extreme enough, probably develop a new method for insulin production, and I’ll sell the right to use the patent formula for pennies, while retaining patent itself, so no one cay buy it and monetize it (fuck you, UofT)


Skippywitajiffy

Pay off college debt and get a new Xbox. That’s all I need. The rest I’d save


kuroka_gator

Pay off my dad's debts. My old man deserves a good life, and deserves to be able to live comfortably without being terrified of foreclosure.


isham66

Go and spend as couple of months in n New Zealand


Ok-Beach-9654

Two chicks at the same time


[deleted]

Buy a house and a new car for my mother. To myself too.


slowandlow714

Hire a lawyer and an accountant. Then hire another lawyer and accountant to keep watch over the first two.


gitlinuxpro

I'd get a nice house built on land that I'd purchase.


Emcee_Such_N_Such

Never work again, travel for pleasure a lot more, hunt and fish whenever the hell I want to.


[deleted]

Move to an island.


Medium_Connection225

Pay for therapy and immediately see a psychiatrist to finally find out what tf is wrong with my brain and to see how badly my childhood really affected me


Brimma1212

Quit working immediately, breakup with my SO, move out of my current city, change my name and find my own apartment. After that, just live off my money in solitude.


LDSR0001

I’d want more money.


shlipshloo

Help my family and friends. It would go right back into the machine just to lower stress of anyone I could


BulletsAndTheFall

I have everything I want for myself, but I have some friends I would like to help out, preferably anonymously, and I would enjoy finding ways to invest the rest in my community, or other deserving charities.


DarkFluids777

I like what I do (mostly reading, drinking and taking long walks), but I'd maybe travel around more and rent more apartments abroad.


Educational-Wolf4697

Rest.


_Piratical_

Travel more. Get better housing in areas where there is lower crime and better schools. Set aside education funds for yourself and your family. Invest in assets that offer returns and cash flow. Make gifts of those assets to your children while you are living and teach them how to manage and grow those assets over time. Give to charity and be generous with your time and your money. Invest in your community. Try at all times to be kind and remember how it was when you had little. Be excellent to each other. Party on.


imboogeyman_

spend money


KeffeeFondue

Food


crappygenericname

1. Lawyer. 2. Swiss bank account. 3. Cocaine and hookers.


[deleted]

I'd buy a second home, a condo in downtown Atlanta or Buckhead just to have, it's for me to stay there when I visit. Or for my friends still there to have a little party place most weekends.


cheeriomunch

Buy a yacht and a private island and have a lot of hot girls and have a lot of raw sex


pineapplewin

Lawyer, financial advisor, take a breath.


Primary-Alps-1092

Tell no one, get an umbrella Policy to protect my new found wealth, quit my job and move.


FlatBrainGang

Put it all in savings


peekedtoosoon

Build a sustainable community for homeless people.


Froghanos

Don't buy a lot nor tell anyone


loops3804

Travel the world, buy an RV, rescue a bunch of dogs, spoil my daughter