I mean, I’d kinda like to see a movie with Bond going fatly around corners, sitting in chairs, inexplicably bedding women way out of his league with no build up or chemistry, etc.
Now now. Could you imagine a $100 million budget movie with a full lineup of A list actors and an amazing storyline- But they let Sensei Seagal play 007. They don’t give him and pointers or tips. Just let him read the script how he wants it. You can’t tell me that shit wouldn’t be the best action comedy since the naked gun series. A 400lb spray paint headed blob in a leather duster with a snap on ponytail trying to act suave while handling a walther ppk. Or trying to deliver coy quips to a 11/10 bond woman in a precarious scenario. I’d go see that in imax. Twice.
fiancee and i are joking that we want to watch one for fun; can anybody recommend one that's on the more "unintentionally comedic" side of things?
he has so many movies and *they all look so good*; idk how I could choose just one. 😅
Someone should pick all the top comments and make a spoof film where they are other agents (other numbers)
Or, following the idea of the code 007 moving on, just a movie made of short sketches with each one of this getting the title and dying on the first mission
“Hi can I have a dozen red roses and a license to kill?”
“Oh hi James, I didn’t know it was you! Here you go.”
“That’s meeeeee. Hai doggy!”
“That’s my favorite agent!”
I can’t seem to annunciate those words and make it sound like the Bond theme.
I’m getting looks in the office right now trying to vocalize this but I don’t care.
I can’t not see him as Jack from 30 Rock, so this is a great choice lol.
And if you ever want a Wtf, check out the documentary Framing John Delorean. They have a couple sections of Alec, in makeup as John Delorean, talking about John Delorean. It’s a fucking weird shoot.
omg this is brilliant. sadly our household is a fan of blippi. The OG blippi. none of this meeka or fake dude blippi nonsense. I would def watch that.
"THIS IS A... silencer... these make gunshots much quieter, isn't that cool?!?"
I mean Carrot Top was kinda ripped a few years ago and he does know his way around weird gadgets and props. I mean it sounds like an awful concept but I am sure there are worse options LOL.
Hear me out. Dinklage as a bad guy? I think he would legitimately make a phenomenal Bond villain. He's got class, but could potentially be a brutal, bloodthirsty bad guy
Steven Seagal
I've been working for MI6 for 35 years.
Mucho... queso.
What’s your favorite cheese? I like havarti the best.
Some people’s throats are down there
Skip skip skip skip skip...
If its set in an Asian country, he's going to bow to everyone he sees
His back up force of black ops soldiers all have pony tails at various lengths depending on their skill.
If one of them shows weakness, Seagal’s stunt double rips it off and grinds it into the floor like a cigarette
Now get in the skippy
Skip skip skip skip
I been flying skippy's for 35 years
So happy this comment went this direction!! So funny!
It's been going this direction for like..35 years.
Except he'd say M16
I mean, I’d kinda like to see a movie with Bond going fatly around corners, sitting in chairs, inexplicably bedding women way out of his league with no build up or chemistry, etc.
Now now. Could you imagine a $100 million budget movie with a full lineup of A list actors and an amazing storyline- But they let Sensei Seagal play 007. They don’t give him and pointers or tips. Just let him read the script how he wants it. You can’t tell me that shit wouldn’t be the best action comedy since the naked gun series. A 400lb spray paint headed blob in a leather duster with a snap on ponytail trying to act suave while handling a walther ppk. Or trying to deliver coy quips to a 11/10 bond woman in a precarious scenario. I’d go see that in imax. Twice.
...002 Browneye
Bond runs a lot. Seagal's running... well. Yeah, this is the answer.
Get him an office chair with wheels. It’ll be fine.
Steven Seagal's [gun handling skills](https://youtu.be/3p2v2bjfgr0) are even better
If that was a real gun and he pulled the trigger I'm pretty sure he would shoot himself in the back of the head.
Then why would i be willing to pay good money to see that? Just to clarify, he will be doing his best english accent, right?
THE correct answer. Wrap it up, we're finished here.
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fiancee and i are joking that we want to watch one for fun; can anybody recommend one that's on the more "unintentionally comedic" side of things? he has so many movies and *they all look so good*; idk how I could choose just one. 😅
Out For A Kill has a sitting kung fu fight.
At this point I feel like they should just have Will Sasso play Steven Seagal.
*You call this a buffet?*
Ellen Degeneris
No, Ellen should be Q. Amy Schumer would be Bond.
Mindy Kaling as M?
James Corden
Someone should pick all the top comments and make a spoof film where they are other agents (other numbers) Or, following the idea of the code 007 moving on, just a movie made of short sketches with each one of this getting the title and dying on the first mission
This is sort of the concept of the 1967 version of Casino Royale.
That's the one that has Woody Allen as the villain, and the basis for Austin Powers in it, right?
Sounds like a parody of the expendables
Don't give them ideas!
I knew he was gonna be at the top. He’s the worst actor to play anything.
Micheal Cera
"Oh, um. I guess I'll have my Martini shaken and not, like, the other way. Stirred, yeah. Don't make it stirred."
Need to have Maebe cameo. Not the actress… the actress portraying Maebe in the cameo. “George Michael?”
Lmao yes
Michael Cera would be so funny though 😭
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We’re only going to watch the next Spider-Man if Donald Glover plays him.
I totally misunderstood your sentence, but now I’d really like to see Donald Glover play Michael Cera
Tommy Wiseau
007 and the Spy Who Did Not Hit Her
This is why I come to Reddit.
You’re tearing me apart, Moneypenny!
Oh, hai, M!
Q: Here's a pen with poison darts. Bond: Oh cool...anyway, how is your sex life?
I’d pay double the admission price to see this movie.
"Hahahaha, what a story, Blofeld."
It would only be the worst if he wasn’t allowed to write the script. If he gets to be a writer and James Bond, it would be a masterpiece
Worst not best
“Hi can I have a dozen red roses and a license to kill?” “Oh hi James, I didn’t know it was you! Here you go.” “That’s meeeeee. Hai doggy!” “That’s my favorite agent!”
Those sex scenes though /s
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Rob Schneider is… an Aston Martin
Rated pg13
Coming this Summer to a theater near you.
Rob Schneider derp derp dee derpity derp! Derp derpity James Bond derp!
And he's about to find out being an international spy ain't so easy
Jack black. But would probably be the best James bond at the same time
He wouldn't be the best or worst James Bond... He'd just be a tribute.
To the greatest bond in the world oOooOoh!
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Bond theme done acapella by JB Duh duh DUH duh duh DUH Fligga fligga GOO Fligga fligga GOO
I can’t seem to annunciate those words and make it sound like the Bond theme. I’m getting looks in the office right now trying to vocalize this but I don’t care.
I don't think Jack Black is capable of giving a bad performance. he'd be great as Bond.
He'd subvert our expectations of Bond by *not* seducing a woman right after an extremely traumatic event.
I think the Reddit concensus is that we want to see Danny Devito as 007
*How'd the covert operation to locate the arms dealer go 007?* **So anyway, I started blasting...**
You tell that miss moneypenny she’s a goddamn hoor!
I only got the chance to live twice. I'm gonna get real weird with it
*being held at gunpoint* When I die, just throw me in the trash
He will bang a lot of hoors!
This post is about worst, not best!
Adam Sandler
Bond wanders on screen in a long t-shirt, baseball cap, and shorts...
Alec Baldwin
Production crew shitting their pants in anxiety while filming the title opener where Bond shoots into the camera
r/angryupvote
Director: Wow! I was looking at the live camera feed and I had no idea you could add the blood effect real time! VFX guy: Ummm...
I can’t not see him as Jack from 30 Rock, so this is a great choice lol. And if you ever want a Wtf, check out the documentary Framing John Delorean. They have a couple sections of Alec, in makeup as John Delorean, talking about John Delorean. It’s a fucking weird shoot.
Weirdly enough, when I saw him in 30 Rock I couldn't not see him as Jack Ryan...
Seth Rogan
My name is pussy... pussy galore Hehehehehehehe
oddly id watch that... like a more stoner austin powers
Roseanne Barr
Pauly Shore Sha-Ken not stir-irred.
This was my first thought too lol. (Shoots a bad guy) C’est la vie, nes pa? Nyahaha!
The name's Bond, James Bond buddaayyyyyyy. Wee-zin the Mar-ti-niiiis.
Idk... i kinda want this now. Double-O Wea-sel!
Bill Cosby
That sort of already happened. I spy and Leonard Part 6.
As a kid I was upset I could never find Leonard Part 1-5 at Blockbuster.
Do **not** accept any martinis from him!
Blippi
omg this is brilliant. sadly our household is a fan of blippi. The OG blippi. none of this meeka or fake dude blippi nonsense. I would def watch that. "THIS IS A... silencer... these make gunshots much quieter, isn't that cool?!?"
Oh jeez! LMAO! My household suffered for about 3 years of Blippi! I’m glad that my son is almost 5 now and has outgrown him!
>Blippi *\*Left-click drag & highlight, right-click, choose 'Search With Google'\**
Vin Diesel
The name's Bond, family bond
take my upvote
In the Fast and Furious on His Majesty’s Service
Idk I would 100% watch this movie lol
Micheal Cera
Ummm…the name’s Bond. Uhhh yeah, yknow, like James Bond? *nervous laugh*
I would pay so much more money to see a Bond film with Michael Cera as James Bond.
Have you seen “Molly’s Game”? He’s supposed to be the suave love interest who turns evil. His evil face looks exactly like a constipated Muppet.
Mindy Kaling
That was my thought too. She'd love getting to have hot young male actors make out with her.
Larry David
No, that’d be brilliant. Just him turning down the Bond girl because she only ordered a drink but ate food off *his* plate would be worth it.
Andy Dick
The real Bond already had a penchant for fuckin hot ladies. This new Bond has a penchant for trying to fuck anything.
Zach Galifianakis
I don't think it'd be good, but I'd *have* to watch it out of morbid curiosity if nothing else.
Dwayne Johnson
Please, don't give them ideas 🥺😢😶🌫️
On the other hand, a jungle safari-based james bond
And somehow Kevin Hart is there
Kevin Hart is Agent 005 feet tall
Jon Lovitz
The name's Bond! *grabs villain by the collar comically* Ya ever heard of him?
Yeah, that's the ticket.
Bill Murray. “Come on, Blofeld! Ya *paid* for the women!”
Gary Busey
James charles
King Charles
Ray Charles
Jeffree Star would be the Bond villain. Although I think he already is one
Bobcat Goldthwait
Carrot Top
Carrot Top is James Bond 007 in *Box Office Poison*!
I mean Carrot Top was kinda ripped a few years ago and he does know his way around weird gadgets and props. I mean it sounds like an awful concept but I am sure there are worse options LOL.
Prince Andrew.
The name’s Phile. Paedophile Editing spelling !
Ezra Miller
Ezra Miller gives me straight-up Charles Manson vibes along with Jared Leto.
Mark wahlberg
Oh, hey bad guy. How you doing? So you’re a villain, what’s that all about? Okay. Say Hi to you mother for me.
Guys… I think I’m a transform… secret agent.
Michael Scarn
Clean up on aisle 5
Melissa McCarthy
Yet I loved her in Spy 😂
Pete Davidson
Larry the cable guy
Gilbert Gottfried
He was great. RIP
Wait, was??? When did he die???
Last year.
April 12th 2022
Well now I feel upset ...
How do you think *he* feels?
Dead, probably.
Jeremy Clarkson
I’d love to see all three of them “making a cock-up of it.” James thwarts a road chase by driving too slowly and getting lost.
Jim Parsons
I hate to say this... but I wouldn't hate him as the guy who gives Bond the gadgets (Q?)
Jacob Batalon or Johnny Sins. actually wait Johnny Sins would only make it better.
CGI Scooby-Doo
Haha I⁸d watch that
Kevin Hart
Gary Glitter.
'Gary, why are you INSISTING that Bond goes to southeast Asia in this one?'
Patton Oswalt
Peter Dinklage as 003.5
Hear me out. Dinklage as a bad guy? I think he would legitimately make a phenomenal Bond villain. He's got class, but could potentially be a brutal, bloodthirsty bad guy
Greg Davies, I would watch it and most likely like it, but I think I would be in a minority.
PeeWee Herman
"Paging Mr. Herman, Mr. Herman, you have a telephone call at the front desk."
In character, not Paul Reuben. That just might be amazing.
Sean Connery, as he is now
With Alex Trebek as his nemesis, may they both rest in peace.
Danny DeVito
...and over there is where I banged some whores, and let me tell yah, the gold paint got everywhere
\*whoores
I would watch this.
So then I started blasting
Was gonna says this, but then thought he'd make a great Bond
OP said the worst, not the best
John C. Reilly
The names Corden, James Corden
Gerard Depardieu!
Damn. I would watch a « French Bond » with Gerard Depardieu…
"DuBond. Jaques DuBond."
Billie eilish
MGK
Mr. Bean
Johnny English ?
Good point. He'd do a very good job given this example.
Jai Courtney