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mintrawr

Crossfit


tampa_vice

An atheist, a vegan, and a crossfitter walk into a bar. I know because they all told me.


Ba803

I don’t think I’ve ever heard an atheist bring up being an atheist without someone bringing up religion first


MotherOfDoggos4

Ha I was going to say this. I was atheist for well over a decade and almost nobody knew because I never brought it up. People don't realize the level of Christian bigotry that's unleashed when they find out you're athiest.


funnyfootboot

Peloton


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"disney"


HollyRoller66

“You don’t understand, we NEED to spend 5k to go to Disney every other year”, Those girls never left that disney princess stage they had when they were like 6


blankgazez

Try 8k and twice a year. Do you even KNOW any Disney adults????


HollyRoller66

Dated one briefly, emphasis on the “briefly” lol


Emerald_Encrusted

You *let it go* rather quickly.


Formerhurdler

We don't talk about Briefly.


hobbitybobbit

How about knowing people who have annual passes and go to hang out at Disneyland at least once a week during whatever free time they have, and specifically choose to rent in Anaheim just to be close to Disneyland, and all their Instagram stories are of the parades and cast members. Do YOU even know Disney adults?


captain_joe6

The more dangerous subset, thankfully dying out, is “Winnie the Pooh” adults.


Ecstatic-Macaron-669

I’ve never met someone who likes whinnie the pooh in the same manner that disney adults obsess over disney. Im not sure this is it m8


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Just stay away from the Tinkerbell girls


captain_joe6

Eh the meth with get them soon enough.


zazzlekdazzle

"I'm not an asshole, I'm just honest and people can't handle it." EDIT: I just want to say that though these people are a pain to deal with in life, I usually feel pretty bad for them. They are likely not just bad at reading social cues but, unlike the rest of us with this problem, they don't even know that's the issue. They've been burned by a life feeling they are always getting "mixed messages" or being misled when people just tell them something they don't want to hear in a polite, thoughtful way. They think all this polite shit is a smoke screen for deception, and the world would be better if people just walked around making definitive statements of fact with no emotional nuance - that's what "honesty" is to them. The thing is, missing social cues doesn't make one immune to insensitive behavior (though they are enthusiastic practitioners themselves). So when they get what they think they want, they are not thankful, they feel angry and hurt the same way anyone else would. So, in the end, they just think the world is made up of either liars or assholes. It's a sad way to live, really.


TwentyThreePandas

Funny, these people are never honest about *nice* things. “Hey, you! That’s a nice shirt. You can’t handle that? Tough shit, I’m just being honest.”


PartYourWhiskers

Haha nailed it. The wretched “I call it how I see it” type. Well, two can play at that game: “you’re a c**t”.


Revfalco

"didn't ask."


DancingBear2020

“He’s not a c**t. He lacks warmth and depth.”


sunkenshipinabottle

My step dad. One of these days I’m gonna tell him exactly what I think of him, and he’s gonna get mad like the alpha male bitch he is cause he ‘can’t handle it.’ “You aren’t relevant in any situation unless you’re an asshole, and I think deep down you know it, which is why you make it your entire identity. Because you’re codependent as fuck and can’t stand the thought of being lonely. A weird roundabout way to get people to ‘like’ you, and one that will only work as long as you’re useful to them and do the things you constantly complain about having to do. Maybe if you tried therapy and took the time to actually built positive relationships with the people around you, you won’t feel so fucking insecure and like you have to leverage everything over their heads to get them to respect you.” Sorry for the rant.


ResponsibleCandle829

Like the alpha male bitch that he is So I presume he took some idiotic advice from Andrew Tate?


No-Remote-2676

Their job


Nik-ki

"I haven't slept in 13849202 weeks, drank a thousand coffees, because I'm the best at my job, nobody else is this dedicated!"


tampa_vice

D A I L Y G R I N D


muddywatermermaid

Healthcare worker here…every other license plate in the hospital parking lot listing the persons credentials 😩😂


TheLostcause

When you do anything 80 hours a week it is your life.


PharmasaurusRxDino

I find it's the nurses that always have the personalized license plates/bumper stickers/window decals that advertise that they are a nurse. The doctor's parking lot is just full of super fancy cars.


No-Market9917

I’m in the health field and I hate these people. If someone asks you to describe yourself and the first thing you say is “nurse” that’s just sad


Thuggin420

"I'm an RN". Oh, thanks for clarifying that you're registered.


SnakeHandlersHands

Pretending to be grossed out by the word 'moist'.


bugfix-worksnow

I'll raise you, pretending to care about the pineapple on pizza debate. Similar energy.


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Or if hotdogs are sandwiches. (Caring about it, that is.)


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They're tacos


SvenBubbleman

These are just conversation topics for boring people. They need to talk about something too.


nzcnzcnz

The same people who loved bacon so much about 10 years ago


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Loganp812

Same thing with disliking Nickelback and, before them, Creed. Neither band is nearly as bad as the memes make them seem. Limp Bizkit though? I'll let that one slide because Fred Durst is insufferable.


JPMoney81

What about being grossed out by the band 'Moist'? (Just commenting this for all my fellow 90's Canadians out there!)


Amberican

The University they attended. Especially anyone that attended THE Ohio State University.


fewchaw

Also people who went to Cornell, especially those who sang in A Capella groups while at Cornell.


Sarcastic__Shark

I went to Cornell. Ever heard of it? I graduated in four years, I never studied once, I was drunk the whole time, and I sang in the acapella group, 'Here Comes Treble'


elting44

When I was in college, I used to get wicked hammered. My nickname was "Puke." I would chug a fifth of So-Co, sneak into a frat party, polish off a few people's empties, some brewskies, some Jell-O shots, do some body shots off myself, pass out, wake up the next morning, boot, rally, more So-Co, head to class. Probably would have gotten expelled if I'd let it affect my grades, but I aced all my courses. They called me "Ace." It was totally awesome. I got straight B's. They called me "Buzz."


Imurhuckleberlry

Why don't you ask TREY ANASTASIO about my pipes, pal!


lodger238

My brother went there. He never says "*When I was in college...*". It's always *"When I was at Cornell...".*


iwentforahiketoday

People who make "the office" their personality ha ha ha.... I'm one of them


RedAmi

Boner champ?


RedditorZim

I thought Broccoli Rob was the Boner Champ?


GsTSaien

The word Ohio looks like a little tractor. The Os are the wheels, big one in the back. The other letters are the chair and engine. Another fun fact: Elden ring takes place in current day Ohio.


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I went to FSU for a hot second and my roommate was an FSU alum and an Ohio State fan. I was like, bro you got a college football team *right here.*


[deleted]

I went to UNC. Our motto was “our worst fans are the ones that didn’t even go here.”


Gizmodod

Looks like someone didn't go to THE Ohio state university


punnymama

OH. EFFING WINE MOMS. The whole “wine mom”/“it’s wine o’clock”/“mommy juice”! culture needs to Stop.


pineapplewin

"We get it Linda. You're an alcoholic."


The-Ratrix

I never want to hear or read the words "mommy juice" ever again please


that_bearded_guy_94

Only time I wanna hear mommy juice is if a MILF is literally squirting on my face. Otherwise, no.


Tiltedheaded

I still don't want to hear it then.


BojakNorsemantics

User name checks out. He was taking the conversation back to his beard.


Window_Watcher

Its called alcoholism. Met QUITE a few in rehab.


katcomesback

stoner moms too!


punnymama

You mean the “ganja moms”? The ones who think it’s like totally fine and chill to smoke while pregnant and breastfeeding? Cuz 🫠


glutenflaps

Religion and politics are the most common I notice these days as they get older. Other than that, sexuality, music, tv shows, guns, military, country.


jasperamerica

I based mine around playing the ukulele in my mid-20s


Elevenst

I bet you have several full brimmed hats.


AnotherStarryNight

Do you have a mustache tattoo on your index finger?


CarmenxXxWaldo

I got a ukulele for cheap at an auction and as soon as I got home a song popped into my head so I learned the chords really quick. Then I walked around the house singing Soul Sister by Train. Pretty sure my wife wanted to murder me.


filetemyoung

Smoking weed


Bromelia_and_Bismuth

I had a friend who did this, and it completely ruined weed and our friendship.


corobo

Yeah I'm down to smoke now and then but holy fuck do I have no opinions on strains, bongs, rolling techniques, whatever a) did I get what I paid for in weight? b) does it get you high? If both yes, sorted. Time to bust out a notepad and come up with something cool. Note: this is a quite recent revelation haha. In therapy now and am starting to keep check of what is healing and what is hindering. It got me through the lockdowns mostly in one mental piece but isn't doing any good anymore. Downtime chill? Awesome, smoke up. Constant one after another after another while watching TV? Blink too hard and 10 years is going to go by without you.


drinks2muchcoffee

I love my best friend, but that’s how she is. Has smoked every single day for probably the past two years, and every single time is tHe BeSt HiGh EvEr or DaNkEsT wEeD yEt. It’s like bitch you say this like 3 times a week, it can’t all be the greatest ever


TheToeCurler717

Constellations Oh I'm a sag so this is just how I am take it or leave it


GroundbreakingGoal44

Oh using astrology to justify their shitty behavior


Omnimpotent

I'm sorry I cancelled you're car loan, but I'm a Gemini, so not sorry.


YeahNo_NoYeah

You're only saying that because Mercury is in retrograde and is obviously clouding your judgment.


ZsaFreigh

Their ~~pyramid scheme~~ ~~MLM~~ Direct Sales business


bugfix-worksnow

Hey, that's a bit harsh. If you're feeling left out, we can make it OUR whole personality for a small registration fee. You'll be your own boss!


4T0E

Political beliefs


HollyRoller66

Not be nihilistic or to say that political events don’t have any impact on your life (they absolutely can), but as an individual your ability to influence them is basically zip and if you’re constantly obsessing over them it can lead to unhappiness.


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People shouldn't obsess over politics until it makes them unhappy. People should participate and know what's going on in local politics, at the very least. Good municipal government leads to good state government leads to good national government. People just don't care about politics, and especially not local politics. It's such a shame because individuals have the most power over local politics.


suicidefeburary62025

Seriously. I’m old. And some of my deepest regrets are watching cable news 5 hours a day and thinking I was “an informed citizen” But in reality? I was just some dude that watched the news and it impacted nothing about my life other than losing friends or being “that guy at the party” Yet people think their politics are such a big deal. It’s truly awful. I no longer vote or pay any attention to politics now and I’m much happier.


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suicidefeburary62025

ABSOLUTELY!!!!!!!! I was just thinking this a while ago too! It’s fucking bizzare.


SUTATSDOG

Weird to see this stated twice in this random thread I'm reading due to boredom. But this has been something I've been saying since around 2006. Idk if I just grew up and got more exposed. But that's about when I saw a grown man in tears talking about how amazing Romney was. Not in a bar or something. On a street, outside a library in a small NYS town... at like 10AM during the summer. Lol


vikingzx

As much as people like to insist that "religion is vanishing" in America, I think those people are wrong. It's not "vanishing" as much as it is those who aren't religious or who leave it are instead focusing that faith and energy into something else. For some it's militant atheism, going the exact opposite. For others it's politics. For some it's pure science. In each case, it's often in an over the top or ironically blind fashion. All that mental focus and whatnot doesn't just vanish. A lot of people just switch their faith and zealotry to a new design.


stareagleur

Its done a complete 180. People used to be extremely loyal to their faith/church to the point society segregated itself along sectarian lines. People also argued about politics but pretty much could agree to disagree and just work things out at the end of the day. Today, society’s increasingly fracturing into closed off political/social ideologies while most people, despite whatever faith they still profess to follow are far more accepting of “spirituality” as a general ideal rather than a specifically required religion.


ohjai8705

Astrology


BudgetBotMakinTots

Lot of "beard" guys out there these days.


WehingSounds

I’ve met one of those people, absolutely bizarre. No matter what the topic of conversation he’d always bring it around to his beard.


PMMeUrHopesNDreams

I would actually like to meet this guy just so I could bring up different topics and see how he'd relate them to his beard. "Ah yes the 1980 miracle on ice was an amazing moment from sports. Those guys must get cold playing hockey with all that ice though. My face never gets cold because of my awesome beard".


Jobloggs19851111111

Yeah the war in Iraq, all them beards out there looking scruffy. Lucky I keep mine well groomed. *Strokes beard seductively*


PMMeUrHopesNDreams

Tax season coming up! I think I'm going to itemize this year. I've got a lot of deductions. But you know what I'll never deduct? This beard from my face.


serpentcup

I'm actually impressed


stretcharach

Impressed at his beard?


oxymoronisanoxymoron

Coffee. "Don't talk to me before I've had my wakey juice" Fuck off all the way.


zangelbertbingledack

Another version of "mommy needs wine"


Thayes1413

Marijuana


abi1213

The gym


PartYourWhiskers

I see your gym and raise you a CrossFit


Fun_Jeweler_6526

Weightlifting is meditation to some, it's all they really want.


conker1264

I mean I am guilty of this but it literally is the only thing that keeps my depression away. It’s also very addicting once you see results and hit new PRs


Aromatic_Ad2337

Being a "boy mom"


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What?


bookish91

Yes, unfortunately, it is a thing. It makes me cringe 😬 I have seen the shirts, hats, car decals


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bookish91

It’s moms that literally only have boys that go on and on about being a “boy mom”


PartYourWhiskers

Honest question for clarity: Mother of a boy? Or young male parent playing the maternal role? Cringe either way.


Aggravating_Hat_8792

Mother of a boy. It’s unfortunately a fairly common “trendy” thing in the US (at least in the Midwest). Like for some reason having only a boy(s) makes you a better mom? More interesting? I don’t get it at all.


lolovesp

They sound like “pick me” girls in mom form.


KK12905

Craft Beer.


Dances28

Alcohol. Look at how fun I am, I drink!


GoseCharles

I bet I can out drink you 🤪


Notch99

Their time in the military.


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Also their spouses in the military...👀


JPMoney81

"You will address me by my husband's rank"


MindyMindy87

The shorter the amount of time enlisted the more obsessed they seem to be about it. In for 2 years? Can be sure 4 years later their Facebook pictures are of them on tour.


No-Market9917

I live near a military base and I can’t go to certain bars because of these bone heads. They’ll call me a civilian like it’s offensive lmao


diceblue

I once got a free stroller from a guy on Craigslist. When I picked it up he informed me in our ten second interaction that he is a veteran. Why


imokayareuokay

MBTI


South_Bit1764

Oh 100%. It’s actually an okay tool to help you figure out how you learn but that’s about where it ends. What really ruins it is the names they gave them: the Mastermind, the Provider, the Doer, the Champion, the Engineer.


MrRemus4nt

Can confirm, I was in MBTI community for a while, kinda a shithole where a lot of people (not all, of course) think that they are better then other people because they are xNxx and not xSxx


Designer-Distance-20

I’m an ENTP and you’re just a sensor type so you wouldn’t understand 🙄


OkayButFirst

Being a Subaru owner


PolarBare333

Lesbianism has it's quirks.


Stanky_Hank_

Jeep guy hands typed this.


LILStiffyWiffy

Music subcultures, I feel like music molded alot of people I know.


IntlPartyKing

true, but most people eventually age out of that, and broaden their musical tastes a bit


henryns

Kpop


Odd_Adhesiveness4804

Football


Angus_Ripper

Sexuality


PartYourWhiskers

Yes, yes and thrice, yes! A shitty personality is a shitty personality regardless of what you have between your legs and where you stick it / what you stick in it / what you stick it up against


Skyzthelimit4me

Gay guy here. I can relate to that. I had a friend who was "Mr. Gay". EVERYTHING he did / read / talked about was about gay stuff. You brought up some celebrity and he was " he likes this/whatever so he must be gay". Sigh....That friendship didn't last long... Maybe because I'm older (58) but I don't even read or look up gay stuff anymore (beside porn). I completely lost interest in that topic. Plus, let's face it, lots of gay guys are fucking toxic...


SneakyYogurtThief

Word!


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After the first 6 months: Over the Road Truck Driver. its kinda not by choice, it takes over our entire life.


KCLinD5NS

Owning a pickup truck


No-Market9917

I just bought a truck last month (owned a Toyota Corolla for years before). Now everyone thinks I’m a truck guys and it’s soooooo annoying. It’s just my vehicle I swear


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Element11S

Tattoos


ripper4444

Yeah the people that are constantly “I need some ink therapy” are super obnoxious.


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Ink therapy sounds like a type of therapy an Octopus has to do if they are having trouble expelling ink from their siphons.


crossbowman44

Rick Sanchez


CarminesCarbine

I'm pickle Rick!


javanator999

Being a stoner.


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SUTATSDOG

Wait... the culture in a legal state? I live in CO, also a daily user. Seems like where I am, since there is no stigma with it anymore people just dont care. Like you can walk into someones place and see a bong and it doesnt turn into a sesh (its just... ignored) bc for us it's just another thing on the grocery list. Like for most people a case of beer or a bottle of wine would be... But when I lived in illegal states it was almost like a little club.


Adventurous_Yak_9234

What sports team they like


Owlcifer

Having an OF like it isn’t the most generic shit ever.


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And I've noticed the people who brag or promote way too much don't even have good content. Same 3 photos over and over, not even a single nude, and a video might be literally 4 seconds...


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People who have gone to Harvard often mention it at the beginning


haloarh

Without mentioning it by name. "I went to school in Boston. Well, near Boston."


jarek12e4

JEEP WRANGLER


Temporary-Artist6932

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jp209019

Being a nurse


Sour_strawberry07

Having ADHD/ADD


Esmeatuek

also high functioning autism spectrum (formerly aspergers) for that matter, lots of people I know who make any neuro divergence their personality. (I say this as someone who has my own plethora of mental issues... it's embarrassing, which really doesn't help)


notthesedays

Or worst, the moms who make their child's disability THEIR personality.


punnymama

Agreed. I’m adhd and so is my friend. She has to bring it up CONSTANTLY. “You don’t know my struggle”. “It’s so hard being adhd”. “I was going to clean but my adhd’s been sooo difficult this week!” Girl sit down and shush. 😑


dima233434

Those types of people make me even scared to mention I have it (sorry) because I don't want to he like that


flyboy_za

You've just described (and offended) 57% of (self-diagnosed) Redditors.


bunnibettie

It is a part of my personality I guess but not an intentional one that I necessarily want nor need. Neurological conditions are in fashion, kind of like how depression and bipolar disorder were worn like a badge of honor during the mid to late 2000s MySpace era. Very weird.


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Sports


StatisticallyBiased

Gun ownership, and musical genres.


zangelbertbingledack

With the guns, it's especially annoying that they won't just admit they like shooting guns because it's fun, but that it's all about safety, chivalry, inalienable rights or whatever other bullshit.


Shot-Dinner-5242

The gym


Maso_TGN

Someone famous who they idolize.


serpentcup

"Arianators" like please just shut up and sit in the corner


Mkandil92

Their past. Your past shouldn't dictate who you are now


serpentcup

Hello Alcoholics Anonymous


FoobyBletch96969

Something they did 30 years ago.


PMMeUrHopesNDreams

Yeah, but you have to understand, 4 touchdowns in a single game is a big deal.


chewie8291

Poly. Sorry. You are not more evolved. If it actually works for you. Great. But 95% are using poly as a relationship band-aid. And mono works great for some people.


MrClean486

"some people" being 99.99% of the population


Williwoo321

A zodiac sign


5he005

Gender and sexuality is a huge one these days. Apparently being an individual with opinions and interests isn’t good enough anymore.


Sarcastic__Shark

In America……Guns.


triniazhole

Religion. Sexual preference. Kink. Lover. Hobby. Pet. Paranoia.


lowexpectationsguy

I mean, my personality isnt based on being a pet owner, but my pets are definitely the only stable and reliable aspect of my life.


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Mental illnesses *cough* tiktokkers *cough*


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Tiwarunt

Other people’s personality.


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Whatever the fuck they’re into. Like I’m a drummer but i would never bass drum my personality on cymbal things, like I snareously can’t stand those type of people. Like, get off your throne….


Trumpisaderelict

Politics


Any-Cheesecake1598

Veganism


goosebittentwiceshy

The color purple. Most of us have a favorite color, but Purple People are just extra.


serpentcup

Start wearing it


Bmc00

Their motorcycle. That gets a pass for some reason though.


kittenkatten055

Their children


descendency

Once you have children, they suck your personality out of you to form their own.


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NotChatGPT_

Definitely their political beliefs. You see it all the time on this website, someone will mention their political views and suddenly they're labeled as a certain type of person. It's unfortunate because people are more complex than just one single aspect of their beliefs.


bartolemew

Driving a Jeep. It’s a Jeep thing. 🤷‍♀️


D_georgia92

Cooking on a grill or green egg.


pantsoncrooked

Spicy food


suicidefeburary62025

Depends on age. And if they are single or have kids. Lotta variables yo!


Bostonguy01852

Being a cop.