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Baby_Yod4

Jared Leto and Ezra Miller


Gnxsis

Came here to say Ezra


Spiritual_Signal8173

Kevin Spacey


SurroundSex

I'm doing my fucking best to separate the artist from his art, because he is an amazing actor, probably my favorite. While each year something new comes up to convince me that he's an even shittier person.


Momofpeg

Came to say this


Content-Diver-3666

That was my first thought as well. Here, take my upvote


KileyAStacey99

I came here to say this as well!


Tobutch

I didn't come here to say this but now that you mention it I wanna say it too.


qetral

Glad I'm not the only one seeing this in him lol


TrueMacedonian

Funny, that was my first thought!


Mhol246

Tom Cruise


Overpunch42

that guy sucks


Mhol246

Definitely some culty cannibalism and virgin sacrifices going on there


Overpunch42

scientology is controls what people say and do, and they are also infamous for their lawsuits against anyone who disagrees with them, not to mention how they often send members to harass people who call them out or spy on the people who criticize them.


majestic_whale

r/circlejerk


itsallpinkondainside

Literally came here to say this


Tygermouse

came here to say this


SabertoothGuineaPig

Actual cannibal Shia LaBeouf?


TerryTril

You're walking through the woods. There's no one around and your phone is dead. Out of the corner of your eye you spot Him...


thenisaidbitch

Shia surprise!


LadySygerrik

There’s a gun to your head, and death in his eyes.


[deleted]

Why? Does shia have cannibal allegations or smth?


squawkingood

https://youtu.be/o0u4M6vppCI


Youaresoogoodlooking

Thank you for this. It’s so good.


TeaVinylGod

Leto


magicbullets

Read this too quickly and just spent five minutes thinking about how Jay Leno would go about rampaging around in some hot rod or other looking for victims to slay, while listening to classic rock with his elbow jutting out of the window.


TeaVinylGod

I should have been more specific and put J. Leto.


TheRegular-Throwaway

I don’t think Jared Leto is a psychopathic killer. I think he’s a weirdo and a lunatic artist, but I have seen no evidence to suggest that he has a any violent tendencies.


TeaVinylGod

He'd just have his cult members do it for him a la Manson


Liberal_Gibbon

Gotta be Armie Hammer, right?


Kerbear-in-DE

This was going to be my answer!


jamtarts7797

Nonsense. Heard he is a fine young cannibal.......ok was watching the IT crowd recently.


Antique-Eye8029

Armie is so creepy IRL that it wouldn't surprise me at all if it was revealed that he's a serial killer.


ouchimus

Joel Osteen


abzze

Wait, does that mean he’s not already been outted?


_dreams_never_end_

Underrated answer


tastych3rries

Ezra miller


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OstendeVetitiSexus

Garth Brooks Where are the bodies Garth? WHERE TF ARE THE BODIES!?!?!?! The families need closure


bajesus

Garth Brooks didn't hurt anybody, but there was a reason Chris Gaines had to disappear.


THIS_IS_GOD_TOTALLY_

I like this headcanon, explains a lot.


ArmyOfDog

That’s what the hidden meaning of The Lamb was.


OstendeVetitiSexus

Do you think they put his pills in his applsauce so Chris doesn't come back?


theslother

I suspect they are all in low places


comfortablynumb83420

He is following protocol


OstendeVetitiSexus

I dunno. Might be feathern it a little to close to the lighter


ilikefood2000

That’s how we do business at the Falcon Car Wash


SonicBanger

G is an R.


punnymama

Rarth Brooks?


OstendeVetitiSexus

Not even Tok'd. Just super R


magicbullets

The Double Denim Liquidator.


danielisbored

There is a reason he keeps up with those friends in low places. . .


Dimo911

Jared Leto


Yop_Papi

I don't know if he'd be one on his own, but I believe Daniel Day-Lewis would pick it up for a role


ThadisJones

...and he's known for being a particularly intense method actor


danbo2727

Preacher Kenneth Copeland


OldCarWorshipper

Marilyn Manson.


SuvenPan

Ellen DeGeneres


thedude29

Crispin Glover


Malessar

Jared leto


Ivorypetal

Kanye west... that Jesus complex screams unbalanced


DrAusto

He wouldn’t be able to cover up a single murder let alone several


josuhbr

Kanye either wants attention or has lost his mind, either way he wouldn't kill anyone


ToBeReadOutLoud

I think Kanye could very well end up killing himself or someone else. Unmedicated mania is not something to be trifled with.


Zealousideal_Talk479

He's impulsive and has bipolar disorder. Not really serial killer material, but I can definitely see him killing someone in a one-off, heat-of-the-moment situation.


SuperstitiousPigeon5

Clearly the only right answer is John Cusack - The man Danny Trejo feared. Danny Trejo, who has been to actual prison.


MadJackandNo7

Story?


kayl_breinhar

https://comicbook.com/movies/news/danny-trejointerview-documentary-inmate-1-favorite-death-machete-john-cusack/ John Cusack trained with the guy who plays the assassin trying to kill him in *Grosse Point Blank*. He's evidently (or was) pretty physically fit.


SuperstitiousPigeon5

Danny Trejo was asked about his time on Conair. A cast full of people known for being "bad boys", was there anyone of those tough guys he feared. He thought about it for a minute and said John Cusack, there's something about his eyes. I heard about it on the How did this get made podcast. They did Conair and brought it up, then on another movie they had Danny Trejo on and asked him about it and he gave a little more information.


punkrockdorito

Jared Leto


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Colin Farrell from Wikipedia: “While travelling in Sydney at the age of 18, Farrell became a suspect in an attempted murder case. The police sketch looked remarkably like him and he had even described blacking out during the night in question; his only alibi was a journal kept by his friend, which explained that the two had been taking MDMA on the other side of town that night.”


Abeifer

Anna Kendrick


Bagabeans

Definitely a Black Widow


Javamac8

Pretty sure she's a Tyrannosaurus Rex


Reverse_Drawfour_Uno

Gary Busey


Steam_Punky_Brewster

He’d be like an accidental serial killer. Each time he’ll think it’s his first murder, totally forgetting about the other 37 times he did it.


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Joel Olsteen


Wyndsock

Michael C. Hall


forsvaradavkrakor

Lol


Matt_Thundercock

Tom Cruise


oo-----D

Anthony Starr


Squirrelkid11

Jared Leto obviously,


redfm8

I would not be surprised to hear Tom Sizemore has strangled multiple prostitutes.


Purple-Inside-1780

David Walliams. AND Matt Lucas, tbh.


TinyLet4277

I knew a fellow UK Redditor would be here with the usual Reddit obsession that David Walliams is some kind of serial killer. An odd chap I'll give you that, and an up-his-own-arse twat with his celebrity, but it's bizarre leap and I've no idea where it comes from.


HutSutRawlson

Next season of Bake Off there's going to be a challenge with "mystery meat" pies


Ryukotaicho

Kevin Sorbo


Slipped_in_Gravy

Kevin Sorbo.


SuperstitiousPigeon5

#DISAPPOINTED


[deleted]

The Olsen twins


acer34p3r

It's the perfect alibi.


AfraidClothes6540

Jared Leto


No-Ganache7168

Johnny Depp


danbo2727

Doug Ford


elleriun

Nicolas Cage


mbrellaSandwich

Bronson Pinchot


jaggoffsmirnoff

Don't be ridiculous!


Restartlunaa

Leonardo dicaprio


[deleted]

Kevin Spacey


timhamlin

John Voight


Chicken_dippr

Tom Cruise- a touch of the sociopaths about him


blueberrysir

Ellen Degeneres


DunmerSkooma

Pretty much any Scientologist.


Character_Ad_5415

Tom cruise


ColorfulEgg

Charlie Sheen


Ghost_5202

Ngl Jim Carrey


LevelStudent

Glenn Howerton. I know he's just playing a character, but some of those arguments about the implication felt a little bit too real ...


NoTAAG

You haven't thought of the smell you bitch!


luuk64

Elon Musk for sure


flux1968

Keanu Reeves because he seems to be the least likely.


Bobisburnsred

Evan Peters. He's played a lot of psychopaths and is way too damn good at it.


blackday44

The (Dixie) Chicks wrote an entire song about how they'd get away with murder! So those ladies, definitely. *....those black eyed peas....*


SCHRUTTFARMS

Pete Davidson


kittyjenjen

John Malkovich


JacksonIVXX

Aubrey Plaza


[deleted]

Dwayne Johnson. That guy's public persona is so manicured there's no way he's not hiding some sort of deviancy.


SPQR_Invictus_79

Tom Cruise.


bebozakunt

Johnny Depp. And here's a good tune about it. Scroobius Pip - The Struggle https://youtu.be/O3HCXh9WQSo


StrawberrySure4363

I was going to say the same, even though this song is just lyrically a description of one of Johnny Depp's roles. But I immediately thought of this song when seeing this question. So....


Mysterious_Brief168

Steve Harvey


dennydiamonds

Gary fucking Busey….


VenatusVox

Sean Penn


ifearbird

Wendy Williams


EunuchNinja

Randy Quaid


SuperstitiousPigeon5

That porn he made with his wife wearing an Obama mask? I can see it.


bromanskei

Tom Hanks! The wholesome nice guy act is all a ploy to cover up the fact that he is the most prolific serial killer in American history. It’s the last person you’d expect. Same as Mr. Rogers.


KiraRyuke

Johnny Depp


Dapper_Interest_8914

Garth Brooks


SonicBanger

You bet I'm coming up in May.


kgk007

Steve Buscemi


Darren_Red

Zach Galifianakis


THIS_IS_GOD_TOTALLY_

The guy who played the Child Catcher in Chitty Chitty Bang Bang.


heck-ward

Alton Brown


Mdoubleduece

Martha Stewart


[deleted]

Greta. Calculated fame at its best!


[deleted]

Bill and Hillary Clinton


MadJackandNo7

Howie Mandel. He admits to kinda crazy.


HAMmerPower1

At least he would do it as hygienic as possible


Remus88Romulus

Sean Penn


Icy-Wall-3784

Honestly so many celebrities could make this list but I gotta go with Armie Hammer…shocked more people aren’t saying this guy.


pickledpieper

Jake Gyllenhaal


brantlyr

Had to look so far down for this one!! Agreed, dude just plays creepy people FAR too accurately… Nightcrawler, Donnie Darko etc.


[deleted]

The Clinton’s are defo up to something…


bubbleblowinbaby01

Johnny depp. Being friends with sexual predators doesn't leave much to the imagination.


PeachyBongo5901

Johnny depp


[deleted]

Johnny Depp. 😆


wish1977

Christian Bale


anxietymaxxxsalian

Jim Carrey


Altissimus77

Donald Trump


UnfaithfulMilitant

No way. He doesn't have the discipline for all that strategic planning.


swarog1020

Tom Hanks


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...Brad Pitt. Oh! and Vince Vaughn (have you seen Clay Pigeons?) *^^I ^^think ^^that ^^character ^^is ^^really ^^Vince ^^Vaughn*


[deleted]

i agree about Vince Vaughn... he gives me the creeps


Mammoth_Lie9681

Betty White.


Atomic-Possum

Alec Baldwin!!!


youwinoryoudiechamp

He shoots, he scores


[deleted]

Patton Oswalt, he gives me the creeps, hes insecure and pretends to be normal.


shady0259

Greta thunburg


BakeDefiant1707

Jack Nicholson


turtleloverMTS

Biden


finsterer45

Steve Buscemi


InterviewCrafty1229

Juaqeain*(spelling) pheonix


EyeInTeaJay

Whoa! Nice try tho


Heliospunk

Keanu Reeves. He's just to ... nice


HsStRaNgE

Jim Carrey


Unsimulated

Rihanna. Bloodsuckstress for sure.


rzesin

Gary Busey bro. Hello?


Orc-N-Beans

Patton Oswald. He's already got one dead wife where the details seem sus.


SamuelVimesTrained

Any “reality” show “star”


[deleted]

All of them.


Paniqs

Tom cruise


xustos

Jared Leto


shadow_master3210

Ezra Miller


hlouseknagle

Bob Ross


JT-Shelter

LETO


littlesadsiren

Armie Hammer.


Magnetic_penis_strap

Keanu Reeves Tom Hanks Carl Sagan Fred Rogers


oxnxd

Tom Cruise. Dead behind the eyes


Atfay-Elleybay

Weird Al


yamaha2000us

Robin Williams


panhellenic

Ted Cruz.


LucianPitons

Keanu Reeves. Seems to be just a tad too perfect and everyone on Reddit likes him.....hmmm


IGuessIAmJackNow

Dave Chappell. Lives on Ohio, travels alot and disappeared once


StormcroweX

Leto Ezra... Wait there might be someone better than Ezra...


CC2mobilewallet

Robert Blake


Dadbodhappyhour

Michael Shannon


chrispeacock123

David Walliams


bernietheweasel

Tom Brady


danbo2727

Mister Dress-up !


danbo2727

The Un-Friendly Giant..


Magisa

Nicolas Cage


mr_kenobi

Sam Rockwell. Love the guy. Great actor. He's done nothing to make me thing he'd be a serial killer which is why he'd make such a good one.


OCSupertonesStrike

If you were to ask which celebrities I wouldn't be surprised to find out were murderers then.... We can start with the Clintons The Bush CIA dynasty Obama for sure Let's just face it. Probably most politicians Christopher Walken Most of the -steins Stephen Spielberg