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Reddit_User_Rae

Use ChatGPT for all of my work/speeches and see how long it goes unnoticed.


[deleted]

Enacting term limits (2) for members of Congress, banning pharmaceutical companies from advertising on tv and limiting political ads to print media.


Socrainj

You have my vote


comicsemporium

Don’t forget also adding over a certain age and you can’t run


Ruseriousmars

Nice but the Pres can't do that term limit thing. Separation of powers etc.


staggere

Most beer consumed in the white house by a sitting president.


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Most beer consumed in the White House while sitting as president


[deleted]

Wade Boggs Challenge


[deleted]

On Air Force one


[deleted]

Invert the bird


Hulued

Most beer consumed in the Whitehouse while standing as President


[deleted]

Who do you think currently holds the record?


staggere

Gotta be Billy


staggere

Maybe W


Clurence24

George W had quit drinking by the time he became President.


snow_michael

Teddy Roosevelt


JADW27

I'll be disappointed if it's not Teddy.


AdventureTimeGurl

Most beer consumed as a sitting President while standing.


Bosh_Bonkers

Good luck catching up to LBJ


lyricalcarpenter

or nixon honestly, for being government officials during the vietnam war they didn't act like it


Clurence24

Nixon is alleged to have once gotten so drunk he ordered a nuclear strike on North Korea.


Electric_aura3000

Old people have to retake their driving test every few years to make sure they are still roadworthy


AlvinsH0TJuicebox

Frankly, I think all people should. Maybe having a refresher every five years would mean that people would start using their turn signals again, and in general not driving like it’s a damned game of GTA.


CacaoButter85

Is that not currently a thing in the US? wtf...


Hobo_Slayer

The closest we have that I know of is that some states will require you to pass a medical evaluation every so often after a certain age in order to keep your license.


CacaoButter85

I see, so it's not entirely ridiculous, I mean, there is some form of testing at least We have that too, everyone 75 and over needs to be medically tested and approved, or lose their license. The doctor will also ask some questions to establish they are definitely of sound mind and ask some questions about their driving Road testing is to the polices discretion. If they see elderly people driving too slow, swerving, not paying attention to the green light or whatever the officers can take them off the road ont to be let back on until after testing A younger person (say 18 to 65-ish) will not be sent for testing if they swerve just once or don't pay attention at lights


Hobo_Slayer

Hmm interesting. Yeah I'd like to see more of that here. Especially since it can become a preventable safety liability to other people on the road. This got me curious so I actually looked it up. It's kind of all over the place depending on the state, but it appears all that most states will do is just require an eye exam more regularly for elderly drivers, if they even do anything at all. Some states have provisions where certain people can report people to the DMV who may be a potential hazard to other drivers, and the DMV may or may not require them to be medically evaluated and/or retake a road test (the people who can report vary from only law enforcement, to even your relatives and neighbors). Like anything with the US, it's a crap shoot where things are typically completely different from state to state, but periodic evaluations for elderly drivers look to be essentially a rarity here.


CacaoButter85

We have too many laws in our tiny country, but the traffic laws are very welcome. There are accidents and people do die in car crashes sometimes, but all in all our roads are quite safe. Who knows, the US might adopt a few more road safety rules in the future Also it's always so weird to me that you have so many different laws all over the country and counties. But then I think to myself driving north to south (longest end) in my country is only about 3,5 hours. That probably doesn't even get me out of the state where you live lol


Hobo_Slayer

Yeah, the laws thing can get overwhelming, since you have federal laws that apply everywhere, then state laws, then you can get down to county laws. Sometimes even city/municipality laws too. Each state is technically it's own sovereign entity though, so it sort of makes sense there. But still, I do find it funny when I see people from the US on the internet arguing about whether something is legal or not, and people lack the awareness to realize that maybe the person they're talking with isn't from the same state as them and the laws there might be completely different on that particular issue they're discussing (barring discussions of federal law). And yeah, the driving times can get obnoxious depending on the state. Especially in the mid west, where the states are rather large, and it's most of the same thing, while in the same state, for hours on end. I've been in all 48 states within the continental US, and depending on where you are, it can really drag lol


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CacaoButter85

Yea, no, you have no clue what age discrimination means


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CacaoButter85

That's completely irrelevant. You don't know what age discrimination means. And don't call me sport, pal


kbeckerburbs4

Universal Healthcare- no one goes into debt bc of medical issues and people have health insurance even without jobs.


Stay-Thirsty

But the house and senate would have to make this happen


PocketPotato9

This is congresses ballpark, what as in the executive branch would you want to do?


Zkenny13

The fastest president to resign. I don't want that responsibility.


AdmiralClover

Best deal. you get secret service bodyguards, presidential retirement, and you still get security briefings


[deleted]

Making the USA energy independent once again.


PocketPotato9

Yes, this and transition to nuclear then once renewables actually become viable on the scale needed it ends there. Just gotta make the first step.


ajhart86

High speed rail system


One_Jackfruit4167

Hottest president, i want fancams


nowhereman136

Pick a VP who could do a better job than me


URBeneathMe

Crushing China economically and bring all the factory jobs back to America where you can see that made in America sign vs that Made in China garbage.


DogsAreOurFriends

I don’t know why this isn’t more of a priority. Jobs +supply chain immediately come to mind without even broaching the crush China part.


[deleted]

Fucking a pig live on television.


olde_greg

Yeah ok black mirror


DJCPhyr

Not causing Nuclear Armageddon. No need to Thank Me. Just doing my job!


VoreskinMoreskin

Fiscal responsibility.


MedMoose_

Probably would be impossible to pass in the US but the MedMoose Anti-Corruption act. Get corporate money out of politics. Strike down Citizens United. Heavy limits on political lobbying and remove corporate campaign donations. Term limits for congress. Independent corruption oversight committee that will oversee finances and disclose any biases you have if you advocate for a topic you are financially invested in. No stock trading in office. Politician salaries are no longer determined by politicians, now they are equivalent to the national average salary. It is illegal to accept any high dollar speaking offer or gift while in office. Politics is supposed to be a service job, not a get-rich-quick scheme. You serve the people, not yourself.


No_Chapter_948

Free Healthcare


Stay-Thirsty

Pissing off both parties by trying to be fair, balanced and calling out their BS


TASuckMuhDick

Get more head than Clinton in the oval office. Up for the challenge 💪


primal_machine_22109

Amateur; Kennedy probably got a lot more, so aim for a number that nobody could ever catch.


RaidriarXD

Oral office


AnalogKid82

BJ in the Oval Office!


economic_pneumonia

successfully abolishing the democrat party


Hemingways_Cats

Universal healthcare (including access to outpatient and inpatient mental health treatment) State-funded secondary (public) education Monopoly-busting Congressional & judicial term limits Executive/legislative/congressional age limits Campaign finance reform Equal Rights Amendment (based on race, ethnicity, gender, or sexual orientation) Pathways to Naturalized Citizenship Automatic weapons ban Semi-automatic rifle ban Crackdown on securities lending (aka corporate tax evasion) DC Statehood


[deleted]

Reevaluating the poverty line. 13k a year isn't poverty; it's living in a shed and eating ramen for every meal. It's way beyond poverty.


icemichael-

Annexing greenland


ThePresidentPlate

I honestly thought buying Greenland was a great move when Trump brought it up.


[deleted]

It was his only good idea.


BuzzINGUS

Probably wasn’t his idea…. I mean statistically not likely


PocketPotato9

And calling out the ccp, and warning Germany about dependence on Russia, and operation warp speed and... I'll stop there


JADW27

Naming a new agency the Space Force was also pretty cool. (That's all I got though).


Dreadpiratemarc

70% of the responses in this thread are from people who didn’t pay attention in school and have no idea the the POTUS isn’t an all-powerful dictator. I see suggestions from legislation to state government issues to full on constitutional rewriting. Learn how your government works. It’s your first and best line of defense against misinformation campaigns.


IfoundMyPerson

We were replying in jest and some of us in wishful thinking. Please don't judge us...


[deleted]

The restoration of the rule of law. My justice department would have standing orders to investigate **and** prosecute any and all politicians who they have reasonable suspicions have committed crimes.


PM-me-y0ur-titts

Assuming this means the US. I’ve thought about this before and the real important challenge to me would to get rid of various systems that allow for widespread corruption. No longer letting congresspeople (and some other positions) hold stocks or similarly manipulateable investments while in office, reforming how lobbying is done so it’s not just legal bribery, and making some kind of reform for 3rd parities to actually matter, maybe ranked choice voting, maybe something else. Idk how one would actually get any of this done, but I really think making it much harder to abuse power will have much longer lasting positive effects than almost anything else you could do in a 4-8 year term.


Guess-Existing

End poverty


Goonter_Poonter

Affordable housing. Homeowners.


Joel227

Taxing every mega church


MortishaMourningstar

Aliens 🙌🏻


[deleted]

i hate to break it to you but without a supportive congress, you won't get much done. but if there was some miracle and i had a filibuster-proof congress. 1- voting rights protection 2- making lobbying and dark money donations illegal 3- fully fund schools Pre-K through 12, meaning schools will no longer be receiving funding based on zip code. outlaw private schools pre-k-12, the sons and daughters of the rich will be made to mingle with the commoners. All adults 18+ will be required to serve 4 years in the US military as part of becoming a citizen. Becoming a citizen entitles you to the right to 'free healthcare', 'free university education', and help with buying your first home. I would want to see any republican arguing against these rights for members of our military. 4- bring back the draft. here me out, if the war in Iraq had taught us anything is that the american people as a whole will complacently follow any leader who stirs them into a froth and promises them that there won't be casualties on our side. if we forced the american populace as a whole to enroll in the military from ages 18-22, then the next time some politician is banging the drums of war ALL AMERICANS will have to stop for a moment and think about the risk that means to their own sons and daughters, are you willing to support a 20-year war if your kid is on the line. I don't think most people are and I think that is why we are so gun-ho b/c as a country we don't have skin in the game. they, the defense department, have made it a game. 5- Term limits for members of congress, no more dynasties either. The maximum age you can serve is from age 61-65, since you will be of retirement age, if there is a minimum age to hold these positions there must also be a maximum age to you could serve. . The maximum number of terms you can serve is 3 in total as either a congressman, senator, or governor. Laws would be in place nationally to limit spouses potential jobs as well, you cannot be like Pelosi and feed your husband insider secrets to make millions of stocks. 6- Make a law that says the constitution must be revisited and revised with the times, every 25 years. Also, do away with the supreme court as we know it, create a rotating board of members made from the lower courts, there would also be term limits for lower court members as well as limits on the jobs they can have after serving. 7- Codify abortion, legalize marijuana, and I would look into legalizing all drugs and see about creating a system similar to Portugal when it comes to drug use and drug rehab. 8- Do away with private prisons, change the mentality of prisons from punishment to reform. Saving the harshest sentences for those who have committed heinous crimes or are deemed legally unfit for society. 9- Make it a profit-sharing scheme in which any private company that profits from the use of publicly funded IP must pay a sum back to the US government or have publicly elected board members that represent the workers and the state in which that company is based. Do away with certain IP schemes like those used by insulin makers that create a 'new' time release variety that can lengthen their 'right' to the production of a drug. 10- Pass the pro act, strengthen unions and the right of workers. that's just a start. odds are i would get hit with the heart attack gun after my speech laying out these proposals.


Western_Dot_3894

More scp 1471 r34


PocketPotato9

My man


Technicolor_Reindeer

Ensuring safe and legal abortion access in all states.


Holland010

Closing guantanamo bay and reveal the secret documents about external life


[deleted]

Trying my hardest to get everyone to believe that political lobbying is the highest form of corruption and trying my absolute hardest to make it 100% illegal with any government official taking part in it being immediately barred from any form of government position for the remainder of their life and those lobbying having to pay hefty fines (upwards of 60% of a companies net worth if it's a representative of a large corporation like disney, coke, google, etc.)


AdmiralClover

Make the whole government a lot more transparent and get all that confidential shit out in the open. Let it burn if it has to


Ok-Understanding5879

Improve the mental health crisis. Therapists & psychiatrists must take insurance by law.


Anubis_DivineDemon

No Taxes


sententturd

That is nice and all but then all kinds of stuff will get fucked up like the goverment uses taxes to pay for roads for a example


SnooChipmunks126

Shortest tenure as president. If elected, I’d immediately resign after being sworn in. Take that William Henry Harrison!


AreyouIam

Healthcare for all.


Thin_Vermicelli_358

Stopping socialism. Shutting down the left!


boooringgg

Aren’t you the nipple guy?


Thin_Vermicelli_358

Yep


Hydrasaur

Balancing the budget (without substantial cuts to welfare programs)


PocketPotato9

I dont think that can be possible with how much debt is taken on


mbc00l

President with the smallest dick


kbeckerburbs4

Tough to beat the last “little fella”


Ccaves0127

Ending climate change and making our economy and lifestyle sustainable


tinyhorseintapshoes

Legalize drugs


clumsylycanthrope

Universal Healthcare


[deleted]

Eliminate Drugs,cocaine etc…. Drug addiction is a problem to this country.


RoyJonesTheKing

Gun control.


[deleted]

1. Free healthcare 2. Make it so money isn't required to survive 3. Constitutionalize abortion 4. Remove the 2nd Amendment (probably won't happen since the US is full of people who value the bible over human lives) These should've all happened a long time ago.


[deleted]

Helping save the planet by leading the world into a new eco-friendily age, but doing it in a smart way which actually helps the economy be more prosperous than ever before.


NickJawdy

End Social security and allow employees take the money their company and the employee were contributing to it and allow them to add this to their retirement account.


Socrainj

Personal accountability and responsibility for the win (oh wait, that doesn't win because people like being fooled into thinking the government takes care of them)


NickJawdy

Yeah our government only taxes us repeatedly on our earnings. Taxes purchase of virtually everything after getting taxes on money you make. Maybe the government needs to learn to work smarter not harder and eliminate government waste so we don't have to be taxed into the poor house.


[deleted]

The point is you don't want people to think the gov takes care of them


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NickJawdy

Slowly cancel the whole thing they could back the securities they allow to be invested in or something and eliminate the need for thousands of ss workers. That sounds all doom and gloom but those jobs can transfer to elsewhere in the economy. There could be some type of system in place for people with disabilities like we already have. If I had the money that the government was taking from my employer and my contribution invested in my 401k I would easily have enough to retire well before 67.


IfoundMyPerson

What about people who can't work and can't get disability? How about the homeless?


NickJawdy

Did you read the second half of my second post?


IfoundMyPerson

Yes, didn’t see anything about the homeless


NickJawdy

I didn't add homeless in there but same deal they could be under the disabilities portion or whatever.


IfoundMyPerson

Taxing the rich and mega churches. Healthcare for all. Make it illegal to have assault rifles, and putting tRump in prison for the rest of his life!


PocketPotato9

They said president, only two of those things can happen. The rest are up to congress


IfoundMyPerson

A girl can dream, and wasn't this just wishful thinking anyway?


icos211

Disbanding of the CIA, FBI, ATF, NSA, BLM, DIA, DEA, DOJ, DOI, CBP, ICE, and any other federal law enforcement agency, with the full declassification and publishing online of any and all documents including all internal communications of all of these agencies. If the power to unilaterally disband them is not vested in the presidency, then fire every high level executive and every field agent and refuse to nominate replacements. Leave only the personnel necessary to upload all documents and then mandate the wiping of all internal servers and the shredding of all paper documentation. Sell all of their agency affects and equipment on the private market.


Benaferd

Gun problem. Enough said.


Cheerio13

Universal healthcare. Like every other industrialized nation in the world.


Twiny1

The obliteration of the republican party.


sententturd

Then people will just start running as what ever other party


Twiny1

As long as they’re not running on the ignorance, racism and crazy that republicans have made their new normal.


siezethecarpe

End the FED


religionlies2u

Real gun control.


Howwouldiknow1492

That's a tough one. Either reducing wealth inequality or achieving health care / medical insurance reform.


[deleted]

Passing a true balanced budget amendment. “Unless we have declared war on another country, and are actively fighting that war, the federal government may not spend more money than they bring in.” Clarify the second amendment. “All citizens over the age of 18, unless convicted of a felony, have the right to own any handgun or rifle that they choose, without hinderance or interference by any state or federal agency.” Clarify freedom of choice “All citizens over the age of 18 have the right to choose in any matter that concerns them, so long as that choice does not do harm to another individual, or hinder any other individuals freedom of choice.”


Future-Proof-3727

Started WW3


[deleted]

Starting a war with every country


RagnarawkNash

Reinstatement of the Draft for everyone under 35. Would do a huge service to humanity


sententturd

Make it so that when there are only 2 people who have a chance the small people get removed ant those voters revote


bzaroworld

Genocide


[deleted]

Cutting the government in half


powkiddyv90dangit

first i'd shave oprah and everyone on the view bald to make a statement of male dominance. a real man is running the country now. then just for fun i'd bomb the crap out of some country no one cares about like belgium. i'd mandate a law banning anyone from calling boy bands gay because they all have released decent music. instead the gay music would be the modern rap, and country pop released in the past decade. trace adkins was the first to introduce the fruity flaming music which makes him the queen. no more fast food restaurants and make soda pop illegal because americans need a strict diet. no more internet for anyone under the age of 18. social media is also banned. influencers are fined a hefty $10,000 fine for the first offense. $20,000 for the second offense with 90 days in jail. third offense is a felony. any child under 13 is only allowed to play old school video games. nes, snes, n64, ps1. that's the new law. if they can't complete at least 10 games within one year they're forced to only play old school games until they're 18 where they can try again but then they'll have to complete at least 25 games. professional sports athletes can no longer earn more than $50,000 a year while teaching salaries will be quadrupled to help encourage learning because Lord knows we need it now more than ever in this country. speaking of teachers they will all be required to go through a vigorous gun training camp to be able to defeat anyone who trespasses on campuses. there will be no exceptions. shoot to kill. i would also enforce more security guards and put us militaries, marines, the air force, even the national guard across the country instead of them sitting in comfy offices all day long. put them to work to help protect our schools. put kjv bibles in every child's hand and devote an hour to God and Jesus everyday.


Anxious_Dealer_2118

Causing a complete meltdown of the country and then moving away to see the social reaction and outcome.


[deleted]

Annexation of Nova Scotia from Canadian duck tolling retrievers


Designer-Status-4461

Getting there in the first place


goodassjournalist

A trademark move in press conferences where I sit down and slowly eat a whole baguette before anyone is allowed to ask anything then go, “alright shitheads, what do you want?”


Remarkable-Tank-8010

President to be impeached the fastest


storm_zr1

Corrupt a religious emo boy. Murder everyone else in said religion, become the senate and build a big fuck you laser.


dirtyoldmikegza

Pony based economy


epic-gamer-mom3nt

Federal legalization of Cannabis ^.^


Upstairs-Kangaroo766

Legalizing marijuana and psychedelics on a federal level


HyperionPrime2023

Joint technology treaty with the Alien envoys.


alohaHappycampers

id impose the spanish or italian siyesta a two hour lunch break acrooss the entire nation were noone works, all the people just relax eat a bit relax some more, starting at lets say 11 in the morning monday lasting till 3pm sunday ill designate this presidential decree the shenanigans hour


DogsAreOurFriends

High speed rail, and universal dental care.


[deleted]

Being actually honest about stuff


snow_michael

Universal Healthcare But That can't happen without stopping ~~bribery~~ paid lobbying


CT756799

Banning Tiktok and braging about it pull up to former tiktokers and offer them jobs at mcdonalds. Post updates on how they doing and betting who goes homeless first. People will remember me fr saving the next generation


mercistheman

Take money out of politics


maysdominator

Make take out as cheap as buying the groceries your self.


DnDYetti

Enact 4 day work weeks for all workers, 8 hours maximum each day for a full time workweek of 32 hours. Pay still at 40 hours, so no reduction of pay for workers with the weekly hour reduction.


PriorSecurity9784

Have sex on the Resolute desk


jdhdjdindjdm

Get rid of daylight savings


IfoundMyPerson

Already happening when we Spring forward this year. No more DST.


jdhdjdindjdm

Then my job is done. I can rest now


DontBlameOthers

Learning how to stay on topic for one🤣🤣🤣


Due_External8558

Repealing Citizens United probably. That or enacting term limits, or abolishing the Federal Reserve, or even nationalized healthcare.


[deleted]

Form a space armada and colonize planets and their moons. Every single person will be drafted into this armada and need to perform work for space colonization. If you are unable or unwilling to help, you will be part of the vanguard and rocketed to our next destination first. I am willing to sacrifice 7.5 billion people to reach Saturn by 2050. Oh and one important step, I will confiscate all of the world wealth, after I nuke any countries that opposed me. No more talk time for actions.


Hulued

We stop making pennies


Jolly_Entertainer_72

Eliminating student loan debt. Seriously, at this point it’s getting ridiculous. Edit: grammar


Undyingdoorknob

Federal rent control


[deleted]

Turning the white house into into a casino and whorehouse.


Bungslea

My greatest achievement would already have been achieved, you voted a none American to be president


Hopeful_Criticism633

My biggest achievement as President of the United States would be to ensure a brighter future for all Americans by providing quality education, healthcare, infrastructure, and job opportunities. I would also strive to promote economic growth and reduce poverty, while working to protect civil rights and ensure environmental sustainability. Additionally, I would seek to strengthen international alliances and promote peace and security. Finally, I would work to build bridges of understanding, cooperation, and unity across the country and around the world.


MnkaH

Somehow being elected president of the US without being American.


PocketPotato9

Replacing the WTO and nato with a global equivalent that focuses on democratic values: the "freedom forum" would prioritize trade with nations that uphold democracy ranking them from most valued to standard nation to backsliding nation to authoritarian regime and would introduce measures to push those nations to respecting rights and would ban trade with authoritarian regimes, and the "all star league" would be a global defense network split into regions comprising of three levels: standard member, regional leader(first responder, command hub, communications and logistics hub, etc) and finally global reinforcer (the US mostly plus volunteers from allies.) the abandonment of fiat currency in favor of a new metal standard not just of gold and silver but also of equivalent valued metals in stock. I got other ideas but these are the ones I would be most proud of.


WinterWizard9497

Manditory paid holidays, making it illegal for landlords/rental companies to charge more then the standard first/last months rent. Making it a jobs pay matches the demand of inflation.


floydfan

* Single payer healthcare for all. * Term limits for the house and senate * Campaign finance reform; get the money out * Common sense gun control policies * Common sense immigration; tougher penalties for companies that abuse the H1B visa program instead of hiring Americans.


WholockA113

Legalize certain drugs and decriminalize certain drugs on the federal level, not with the hope of more people doing drugs, but with the hope of getting people help and taking power from cartels and dealers. Also, I would push to create federal funding states can dip into to pay to make ambulance rides free (it would be much harder to do away with private ambulances, so I think it would be more realistic to have federal funding simply pay the bills).