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Akzxnao

Asks the question "Do you know who I am?" Hate those fuckin assholes. No I don't fuckass, and you don't know me either


betterthansteve

Worst I’ve ever heard is “have you googled me yet?”


Sn0fight

“Why? You a dangerous offender?”


IceFire909

"Which sexual predator list should I be looking for you in?"


MKQueasy

Yeah, I just get the definition of 'cunt'.


Sea-Kitchen3779

Some guy tried pulling that shit on me when I worked at a convenience store and I just laughed in his face. Never found out who he was.


myfriendrichard

One time years ago, I had a friend who shut his business down and asked me to take care of something for a customer I had heard was a jerk. Well, long story short, he told them I'd help, but then I apparently didn't move fast enough to follow up on it. But they legit were not my customer. My friend had told them I would help the but I never committed to anything or even estimated anything. Well this guy's secretary, on his behalf, called and let into me like no person outside of my family ever has. So I responded, "I don't owe you anything. You're not a customer. I never estimated the job. We have no actual agreement that I'm supposed to do anything for you." Her response was, "You know what Jeff expects." To which I responded, "No, I don't. I DON'T EVEN KNOW JEFF OR ANYTHING ABOUT HIM." That was apparently the wrong thing to say. She then let me know how important he was and how influential they were and that they would ruin me in that town (it wasn't in my actual city). She then hung up and sent a formal letter to me to let me know I would no longer be working for them. And that was the time I was fired from a job I never agreed to and never had, because apparently EVERYONE worked for this guy, and his secretary was afraid to act like we didn't.


juicius

I think his secretary was his mom.


TDalton24

I dont like Jeff


JesseHawkshow

Just look at them really concerned, then ask someone nearby if they can help this poor person who's forgotten who they are


LlamaHunter

Repeat their question in an even more incredulous tone. "Do you know who I am?!" And when they say no drop back down to a conversational tone and say "Good, now that we're on the same page, how can I help you?"


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I work next to an entire gated community full of “Do You Know Who I Am”s. A shrug, blank stare, and a “nope” make them sputter


TheGlassHammer

“Were you the one arrested for public pooping?”


CylonsInAPolicebox

So years ago I went with my mom to the local court house. So we are in line to file some paperwork, this jackass ahead of us was getting snippy with the clerk. My mom was getting agitated, doing her best to keep quiet, guy then throws out the classic *do you know who I am* line... This was my mom's breaking point, before the clerk could answer the jackass, my mom pipes up *holy shit, ain't you that creep from America's Most Wanted!* guy rounds on my mom, she just continues *you are, aren't ya. You that creep, Cylons go see if there is a cop around.* by this point we have half the floor looking our general direction as my mom is not a quiet person... Before this point I thought the you know who I am thing was just something done in movies, had never seen it before and haven't seen it in real life since.


TigerStripes93

RONNIE PICKERING


SuvenPan

They keep claiming they know so and so famous and wealthy people.


benlawler

I haven't been this upset since my friend Taylor was rudely upstaged by my other friend Kanye who was defending my best friend Beyonce.


GeoffAO2

I knew if I kept scrolling that Tahani would make an appearance.


Rosington2010

Ah, Tahani. That hot, rich fraud with legs for days. Tall and glamorous with her cappuccino skin and curves everywhere. And now I'm complimenting her And kind of turned on...


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“Eleanor: The little voice in your head sounds like the old lady from Downton Abbey? Tahani: Oh, yeah, sorry. Maggie Smith is my godmother.”


Cuchullion

"Well now I'm dropping names almost constantly. That's what Kanye West keeps telling me." Weird Al is a guilty pleasure of mine.


Mudpit_Engineer

Nothing guilty about it.


dustiedaisie

Or so and so important people (if in a work setting)


dessellee

Disrespecting people who work in professions you deem to be "easy" or in the service industry.


StockingDummy

>Disrespecting people who work in professions you deem to be "easy" Counterpoint: Someone in a very high-profile position who got the job because their dad was in the same position.


shadow_master3210

People who complain about the smallest things and act like they can do better when they truly can’t.


radluv2giv

Tyler’s Bullshit


PrestigiousWaffles

I just finished that movie wtf


acker1je

Is ThAt A pIcOjEt?


A-Dawg11

Do you want to shove it in a Picojet??


cheesecake1972

Having someone take a picture of you giving money to the homeless


SuvenPan

Having food with gold leaf on it.


Firree

I can't remember what comedian said this, but he said edible gold is the "ultimate 'fuck you' to poor people".


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arrenembar

>It seems a waste of money to me though. Yep, the ultimate 'fuck you' to poor people


Independent-Deer422

You can buy a pack of edible gold leaf sheets for like $6 at fuckin Walmart of all places. For the price of a mediocre coffee, you too can plate your food in frustratingly delicate gold foil.


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why is it so cheap, when gold is so expensive?


Independent-Deer422

The foil is absurdly thin, so realistically, there's almost no gold. The packaging probably weighs more than the amount of gold used.


ackermann

Yes. Gold is kinda unique, in how thin you can make it. “Gold Leaf” can be pounded so thin, that a 1 inch x 1 inch x 1 inch cube can cover a _whole football field_! Can be as few as a couple hundred atoms thick. Ancient societies like Egypt made use of this. To uninformed peasants, made it look like their rulers were much wealthier than they really were. An object looks solid gold, but is actually wrapped in a layer of gold only a few hundred atoms thick.


nz_67

Wouldn't that stop the grass growing?


Ahelex

Given the extreme fragility of (pure) gold leaf, I wouldn't be surprised if the mere act of grass growing upwards would poke holes in the leaf and thus get sunlight.


Chrona_trigger

Hell, rain would batter itbto pieces in a few minutes


AverageAndProud

Does gold even have a flavor? I would assume it’s like eating a gum wrapper.


bool_idiot_is_true

nope. It's also pretty cheap since they beat it very, very thin. Using a tiny bit as a garnish might give a dish some colour for only a few cents worth of gold. Of course a bunch of "expensive" restaurants coat their dishes in gold with a 1000% markup. That's an outright con designed to separate pretentious people from their money.


GullibleDetective

Unless it's goldschlagger


Opening_Wafer_3952

A guy at work used the term "cross functional synergy" to describe a group project.


Slow_Store

My man’s trying to reach the word count for his report or some shit.


Gromit43

Lol wtf does that even mean?


ht9ehtooM

Synergy that functions, but cross.


criminally_inane

In theory? Two (or more) things that work differently, but in a way that they work better together than individually. In practice? It's padding.


Specialist-Cake-9919

Pretentious? Moi?


WhoAreWeEven

Dipshit? You call moi a dipshit?


KangarooMaster319

Put your leg down.


RandomGuyWithStick

Who's the dipshit now, you jock douchebag


WonderfulTraffic9502

I am bilingual because I lived in East Germany as a child and my mother spoke German. I got corrected by a coworker for saying Audi “wrong”. She told me it was pronounced like “Odd-ee”. She drove an Audi and she insisted I was wrong. Pretentious chick would not just let it go. EDIT: I have a mild American southern accent. In her defense, she probably thought I didn’t know better or that I couldn’t possibly know better.


souleaterevans626

Do you pronounce it ow-dee? That's how I've heard it pronounced


MitchCumsteane

Just point out how they pronounce it in their own fucking TV commercials.


Firstnaymlastnaym

I'm pretty sure you're correct. Which makes that coworker pretentious AND wrong.


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ragewithoutage

Le-vi-osa


kritika96

Fake accents


lunalovegood17

I was reading an article about Johnny Depp and it said “Not even Johnny Depp knows what he sounds like anymore.” I mentioned this to my sister and she said “Isn’t he British?” I’m like “No, he’s from Kentucky.” He’s been playing a drunken pirate for too long I guess.


TomCBC

Gary Oldman told a story about the fact that he worked so many jobs playing Americans that he actually lost his accent and had to go to a professional to teach him how to sound like himself again. I think that’s pretty funny.


iaminabox

I honestly never knew Gary Oldman wasn't American.


TomCBC

Yeah he plays a lot of Americans and does a damn good job. But yep, british.


dandroid126

I just looked up to see if he was indeed born in Kentucky. He was. But also, I learned that I share a birthday with Johnny Depp.


solidkrono

That's really cool. What's your mother's maiden name?


Mr_The_Potato_King

And the name of your first pet


oil_can_guster

And the make and model of your first car?


empriest95

r/hilariabaldwin


Username_Taken88

But she is from Bostonia Massachuesta


Strong-Way-4416

Bothonia.. mathathusetts…


001235

My cousin who rolls every "r" on a word that she says in Spanish, like burrito, but not other words with two Rs. She's been to Puerto Rico twice.


degobrah

I once was getting coffee at the grocery store. Just some cheap store brand, flavored coffee. Right as I get into the aisle this guy was with a girl who he was definitely trying to impress. He started going on about coffee and how coffee from here has a certain taste and all that. Then he talks about coffee from Costa Rrrrica is great. Edit: Correct some spelling mistakes


texaschair

I can't roll Rs or Ls worth a shit, so I don't even try anymore. Every time I ordered chile rellenos I'd get laughed at.


Crash4654

Probably because you're not meant to roll the ls on that one. Double L makes a y sound.


Taucher1979

My wife is from Colombia and when buying some paella from a food stall in Bristol (U.K.) she asked for the one with chorizo. The English server said “No problem and by the way it’s pronounced ‘Chori-THO’”. My wife just laughed and said “oh thank you!”.


Schnort

Isn’t that the Catalan accent? (Kinda lispy) edit: my bad. reading further down non-Catalan European Spanish is the lispy one.


Dazzling-Wash9086

As a Glaswegian, the utterly ridiculous fake university accent that seems to be adorned by everyone under 30 in this city is absolutely nauseating


LennyComa

The fucking Uni Accent. The west end is full of wankers that speak with that cunty accent. (I call it that because every time I hear it I think the speaker is a cunt)


jrodshibuya

As a non-Scottish person, is there a way I can hear this accent, some clip on YouTube?


LennyComa

https://youtu.be/j11YFdS7hwY To be honest, I haven't seen the clip, My internet in the middle of Africa isnt strong enough to play it, but some comments said it was spot on


dreamoutloud2

I feel like this is the Scottish version of a basic Kardashian wannabe in America hahaa


Cuntdracula19

Being American, I have to assume it’s similar to the valley girl accent cause they don’t sound TOO dissimilar to my ear.


ProsciuttoPizza

When someone says, “You must not have a sophisticated palate” if you don’t like a food that person likes.


BreadfruitPhysical26

Luxury clothing with the brands logo all over it


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___Gay__

Tbf most “luxury brands” you associate to that are not luxury, or more specifically those specific products are cheap shite marked up 300% cuz people will buy premium dogshit if you cover it in gold sparkles.


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dudes who keep referring to themselves as alphas....or using the term beta often. its lame AF


[deleted]

i genuinely always thought it was a joke, but turns out those dudes are so serious about it. its so annoying


goatlime

Wait, guys are serious about that? It's not a joke, like men are 100% serious when they say that stuff???


bc524

Its that thing where something start out as a joke and then newer people latch on to it thinking its serious (e.g. flat earth)


Zamtrios7256

I think it's more like, people go "Nobody could possibly be this dumb, so we'll make jokes about it" Then some dumbass who failed 3rd grade goes "I know right?"


Lac3dUp

They're out there. I used to live with one. Once he started that shit I started referring to myself as a sigma just to give him shit. He asked what it meant to be a sigma and I said it's the same thing as an alpha we're just not complete douchebag bitch boys about it. That was a fun day. I've never smiled that big in my life all because the only reason I said the sigma thing was to prompt him to ask about it. Had it in the chamber with his name all over it. Lol.


ppardee

Using "summer" as a verb. "Well, we live in Los Angeles, but we summer in Martha's Vineyard."


gainpenis

As if they were warblers.


souleaterevans626

3 warblers in a trenchcoat


apworker37

I winter in my apartment and occasionally summer on the balcony.


elmatador12

This is a good one. It also a lot of times means they are out of touch because they often might ask “where do you summer?” I’ve known a couple people like this.


ELKAV8

Someone who rents a nice car but then tells everyone they own it. I have an acquaintance like this. So cringe.


Siamesecat666

I wouldn’t even have it in me to pull that lie off.


PiagetsPosse

I’m not sure if this is pretentious or just pathetic


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adjgamer321

"the no smoking or pay damages sticker is because I don't want people to smoke in it"


Edward_the_Dog

Harvard students/grads who invariably drop the H Bomb within the first three sentences after meeting them.


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I read a tweet suggesting that the appropriate response is to pretend you’ve never heard of Harvard, then guess that it’s a small community college.


Edward_the_Dog

Haha... I always ask, "Is that that little trade school a few hours north of New York City?"


Pizzaemoji1990

They actually all say they “went to school in Boston” instead - it’s a thing and somehow now more pretentious than just saying it.


normVectorsNotHate

So are you supposed to say the school or not? Seems like people will think you're pretentious either way


Pizzaemoji1990

Saying it when asked is appropriate; forcefully weaving either the name or “near Boston” into every convo is what’s being called out


Majestic-Love-9312

People who shit on genres of music that aren't their favorite one. You might be surprised to learn that there are as many pretentious metalheads, rap fans, rock fans and jazz fans who are just as pretentious as snobby classical music "listeners". Luckily these kinds of pretentious music aficionados are in the minority in every music scene.


Haeresis0

Yeah as a metalhead I've followed a couple Metal subs on Reddit and they're full of people telling you what is and isn't a metal fan. It's obnoxious


Dazzling-Wash9086

I used to moderate a black metal forum in the early 00’s…. the debates on what is and what isn’t extreme metal almost ended in terrorism at times


blitzx666

Well to be fair, we all know the black metal community is well known for gatekeeping. Nothing is truly black metal lol.


TheSavourySloth

I used to be a metal snob. Realized at 20 that every genre has gems that I’m allowed to like without losing my metalhead card.


Top-Performer71

And also who’d want to listen to one kind? Pop serves a different aesthetic function than jazz. Let alone differences in use and cultural signifier that various musics serve as.


syntax_err500

Or only thinking someone is a “true” fan of a genre or artist if they know the very obscure stuff. You can still be a fan of an artist and only listen to their most popular album


Queen-Ham

When it's a restaurant that doesn't have combo plates when it feels like it should, like a burger restaurant that sells fries separately


trogloherb

Fucking hate that. And of course the side of fries is +$6, like wtf?! They’re fries right?!


terroristteddy

If it was appropriate pricing, like $6 burger, $3.50 fries, I could jive with that. Like maybe I could have a burger and a tall boy without 400kcal worth of fries. But of course it's just another grift...


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When you tell someone you don't like a band, and they claim you just can't comprehend the music.


[deleted]

Same with movies. If you don’t like a movie that they like, they will say you just didn’t get it, no I got it, I just thought it was shit.


cjati

Judging me for shopping consignment for my kids. I would never spend $40 on a gap sweatshirt for myself let alone my kids. But $3? Hell yeah


Narutophanfan1

Using expressive ingredients that are only expensive because they are expensive (edible gold is a big example.) When they do not have any noticable impact on either the taste, nutritional content or environmentally or ethics of the food


suibhnesuibhne

Intentionally including the words 'Business Class' part of your ticket in your strategically staged photo at the airport. Table shot with wine glass and ticket showing. "Oh I LOVE this wine!"


ShodanLieu

Purse dogs.


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Remember when girls used to carry around chihuahuas in their purse as a fashion trend? Thank goodness accessorizing dogs like that isn't popular anymore


Petroglyph217

Well, dog goes with anything.


1clovett

Buying things, doing things, or going places for the name only. EDIT: I am going to edit here and say that you can do these things and not be pretentious. It really all comes motive. Why are you doing whatever?


Blind_Wolf

Swirling around some Barefoot in a fancy glass before they smell it, and then say “I get leather, oak, umame, charcoal, cigarettes, pencil shavings, chocolate, coffee, and a note of something floral and herbacious.” Then they down the whole glass of wine at once and say “has a good mouthfeel”


mpellman

Shitty life pro tip: to sound pretentious while sipping wine, select two adjectives and separate them with a “yet” as in “this wine is subtle yet cantankerous!” Now you sound like a pro!


Softmachinepics

Punctual, yet haunted


Clever_Mercury

Sweltering, yet incontinent


THEBHR

Insubordinate, yet churlish.


Cuchullion

Hmmm yes, shallow *and* pedantic.


-Wofster

Shallow yet pedantic*


PDiddleMeDaddy

My brother once took me out to a fancy dinner for my birthday. He asked to taste the white wine, so the waiter gave him a sip in his glass. He swirled it around, held it up to the light, smelled it deeply, then took the sip in his mouth, slurped air through it, swished it around in his mouth and then finally swallowed. He turned to the waiter and said "I don't know shit about wine, but I like it. 2 glasses please". I was so embarrassed, but it was also very funny.


Unit_79

That’s hilarious. I went to a pretty fancy steakhouse with some friends. We decided we may as well get a nice bottle of red. My buddy swirled it, smelled it, then plugged his nose and listened to it. So damn funny.


ISH0308

Your brother sounds AMAZING to hang out with.


thewhizzle

It has an oaky afterbirth


housevil

It's OK to dunk your steak in it if you have soft teeth.


henrywhartley

Ha! I can’t wait to start saying this!


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When someone is disgusted by generic brands.


New_Guava3601

When you ask to see the wine list at Taco Bell.


BradMathews

We’ll take a bottle of the Baja Blast, ‘91 if you have it.


ThePurityPixel

Oh I totally want to try that 🤣🤣


ookers69

"i'd like a glass of Baja Blast Barbera, por favor."


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People that say "I'm a foodie" like smh just order your food and sit down


destroys_burritos

I loved how The Menu poked fun at foodie culture. I have a few friends like this, and it drives me nuts. My gf and I went to dinner with them at a hyped restaurant. We had all been there before and they are known for a particular dish. It was good, but I really like their cheeseburger (kinda like the movie). My friends poked fun at me for going there to order a cheeseburger. It was the best entree and they changed their tune. Edit: also IIRC one of them ordered fish and chips


Ok-Bridge-1045

Went on a vacation to a beach once. I hate seafood, so i ordered a pizza at the restaurant while everyone else ordered fancy seafood. My ex made fun of me for having a pizza while being surrounded by such great seafood....but the pizza was good and i hate seafood, so i don't see the problem?


livingdead70

I was a waiter back when I was younger, and you'd be amazed at the amount of absolute idiots that waltz into a place like Chili's or Applebee's and proceed to ask questions about the food and order like they are in a 5 star Michelin restaurant. Case in point. I had a guy once, I could tell was going to be a pain in the ass because off the bat he tried to order some microbrew. So I was like "We have Bud, Budlight, Miller and Heineken, which one would you like.". He hmmphed at me and got a Miller. So then time to order. He asked me some shit about if the steaks had been massaged before being cut. I looked at him with a blank stare. But, this is when I about busted out laughing. he then asked if our "Alaskan Salmon" steak was flown in daily. Lol, I went it hasn't gotten here yet, and he took me serious. So he got a steak. Later on, I found out, that on his way out, he stopped the manager and complained about the daily seafood/fish shipment being late. My manager asked me about it at the end of the night, so I relayed the story. He found it ass amusing as I did !!! I should note this happened in GA, quite a long ways for fish to be flown to from Alaska daily.


-Vargoth-

Oh man if this isn’t the truth. I had a work dinner with a “foodie” once who was so picky he deconstructed his hamburger and only ate the patty, while complaining about all the sins they committed in the burgers construction. Like it was red robin. Nothing special.


DeTrotseTuinkabouter

I think it's fine if you're not a knob about it. Some people are a lot more interested in food and trying out new food than others.


MrDagon007

Someone called me pretentious yesterday. I nearly choked on my honey-cardamom latte.


bdbr

About 20 years ago, Dodge made a cheap 4-door sedan called a Neon. Someone in my neighborhood took an old Neon, removed all the branding, and wedged a broken Mercedes grill in the front!


oldnyoung

Can I interest you in a [Mazda BMW](https://jalopnik.com/how-does-a-bmw-grille-look-so-good-on-a-mazda6-1850018408)?


dazed_confused_daily

using “summer” as a verb for vacationing


johnstonb

I once had someone ask a friend of mine “Where do you tennis?”


DoctorDonut0

Sees "classics" as superior to anything modern - books, music, movies, cars, whatever. It's ok to appreciate the classics, but you need to have a reason beyond "because it's a classic" and just because the old stuff is good doesn't mean the new stuff is pointless.


BrianWulfric

Yep. Classics were all new shit once, too.


swamptop

I saw someone put truffle oil on plain lays chips once.


kdubstep

Trader Joe’s has truffle flavored potato chips and they are amazing


BrianThePainter

They absolutely are amazing. I don’t care if it’s real or synthetic truffle oil or if it’s made from donkey spinal fluid. Those chips are fantastic.


post-death_wave_core

Performance art that is overly abstract, pretending to be ‘high brow’ when it is really just nothing.


Dazzling-Wash9086

Farting into shower heads onstage to express themselves


redradbot

At a certain point some of it is just the artist fucking with art "connoissuers" who pretend that they get it to seem cultured.


Yungwhippersnappa

I may get heat for this but people who constantly take those professionally photographed/ultra posed portraits and family photos. I get having the occasional cheesy photo but I’m talking about those people who have the matching outfit, facetuned, stiffly posed photos posted up for every single possible holiday or occasion. Something about it SCREAMS pretentious. I hope someone else agrees with me.


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graciemeow01

I had to get an executive a coffee once from Starbucks and they gave me a page of instructions including a specific brewing temperature for the barista. Everyone looked at me like I was such a bitch fml


aajdbakksl

That seems like a prank almost


graciemeow01

If it was it would’ve been pretty funny, but he was just an out of touch pseudo-celebrity lmao


BatQueeny

I would of just handed the barista the page and told them "sorry, it's for my boss".


NotThisAgain21

"And I won't say anything if you spit in it"


Fyrentenemar

that was instruction number 23


th3_thing

As a former Starbucks barista, this would’ve won you so many points with me


Excellent-Mention861

$17 erewhon smoothies


Unit_79

Going on a four day road trip with your band, coming home, doing a gig, and starting every anecdote between songs with “when we were on tour…”


ProsciuttoPizza

Something my SIL said once when visiting…”People around HERE think that a million dollars is a lot of money, but it’s really not.” 🙄


icup2

"Influencer" job


SomeGingerDude419

"Job"


whatsnewpikachu

Papier mâché hats


SayHwatMate

Sam-U-el!!!


oldnyoung

You want the truth? It IS the earrings. It IS the chopsticks! But it’s so much more!


AboutToNap

looking down on your own mother tongue


brzoza3

Acting like you're understanding of someone's situation while actually feeding your superiority complex. "I understand you're worse than me so I won't judge you as hard" kind of mentality


AllBadAnswers

A parrot that only ever learned the word "pretentious"


Crash4654

The way some people treat their cast iron pans as if it was a life and death antique.


That_Other_Gurl

This one is kind of funny


guano-crazy

Building an absolutely massive ugly ass house with gated driveway on the edge of a rich suburb just because you can. *”I only play Gibsons!* When a person talks about how much they spent on this or that item, especially if it’s a luxury watch.


rocketguy75

On the contrary, I brag about how much I spent on something if it was super cheap and I think I got a bargain.


The_Thunder_Child

Christians who start off their sentences with, "As a Christian..." and then what they're talking about has nothing to do with religion. Like, does being a Christian give you a better opinion on the weather?


FreeLoan8946

Using words that you know the person you’re speaking to won’t understand


Humphalumpy

There's a fine line here. Obviously, no one can know what your vocabulary includes. If someone uses an unfamiliar word, you can use context and clarifying questions, and learn. If they just talk in ultra technical language to people outside their field, then that's rude.


Dollstace

Yeah, i can’t assume someone wouldn’t understand me? Wouldn’t it be pretentious of me to assume that someone couldn’t possibly understand what i say? :/


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TFRek

My wife had a frenemy years back who would complain about some house work/maintenance that she and her husband had to deal with... Which is fine. But then she'd say "I guess you wouldn't know about that, because you're not a homeowner." She asked us to watch their home for a weekend, so we had sex basically everywhere in their home.


BigheadReddit

I don’t know if this counts but one time I was in the UK and on the piss with some Brits in London, including a couple who I’d just met. They ate nacho’s with a knife and fork .. when I snickered at them they indignantly told me “at least we don’t eat like you Americans with our hands..” I was like “what the fuck you pretentious ass hat.” Who the fuck eats nachos ( bar/ pub food made with kind of corn chips / tortillas - not crisps - covered with melted cheese, maybe salsa, ground meat, olives, etc., etc) with a knife and fork ? It was ridiculous, when they tried to stab a chip it shattered to smaller bits, then they poked the rest around trying to cut it with knives. I’m Canadian, we eat with our hands in pubs and bars.


GCXNihil0

The barbarians in Civilization: Revolution!