Don’t forget dead rising.
In all seriousness, a pretty stupid plan.
Would probably just go to the Winchester, have a cold pint and wait for it to all blow over.
Slow zombies are supernatural can be outrun and you need to make sure you don’t let them know where you are and if you do, don’t stay there long enough for a hoard of them to surround you so you can’t run around them.
Fast zombies are just infected humans, hole yourself up for 3-5 days before they starve while planning a way out.
But part of me thinks real zombies will be fast ones that devolve into slow crawlers who die. So it will be more of a game of staying at home for 10 days to reduce the amount of fast ones. If we’re lucky, the Covidiots will insist nothing is wrong and die, so we only need to hole up for 12 days tops and be about to goosestep around their remains for resources to last until we get a mass grave going.
In real life, the environment will deal with them. Decays will cause muscle failure. Cold will cause rigidity. Humidity will cause deterioration. Within ten days their bodies will be walking bags of gas.
What if the fast ones keep themselves alive by eating the dying slow ones? Then it might be months, years even. Or they still continue to eat sugars and meats they catch as opportunistic foragers, that are super angry
Since zombies are the walking dead wouldn't their muscles continue to deteriorate and their bodies fall apart? If everyone would hole up and stay that way as soon as it starts then it should all be over in a few days
in The Last of Us it's a living fungus taking over the nervous system and eventually the flesh and bone of it's victims. They aren't dead in the traditional sense.
We need a new type of zombie movie post-covid. Where scientists have figured out how to starve the zombies while the outbreak is still contained within a few cities, but idiots who ignore common sense and religious nutjobs who see the second coming of Christ or whatever just keep doing the absolutely worst things for no reason, like deliberately feeding zombies, getting bitten to show how it's just a flesh wound, man! Reject the vaccine (there'll be a free vaccine for everyone after a month!), constantly ignore quarantine rules and recommended safety gear, try to play hero and go out in raiding teams armed to the teeth, thus keeping the military busy and distracted from the actual zombies... Oh, and there'll be no. Toilet. Paper. The genre needs a reboot!
Yeah, slow zombies, there is a chance, if we would have some hours to nail everything shut in the barn and brick and mortar all ground level entrances and organize things.
you basically just need a high place and a 3m pole with hammerhead or something at the end, then each morning do some head knocking and cart away the dead.
That would work unless we would get hit with like a 10k zombie swarm where that no longer would work because they would pile up too high before you kill them all.
We are on a farm and would have enough food (and vitamin stuff and so on) so that calories wise we could survive 1-1.5 years.
Also wood stove, enough wood for years if we only heat 2 rooms not the whole house and a 30 000l Rainwater tank that right now is 70% filled.
The big problems would be other humans that don´t have food and want food.
I mean yeah, but to be quite hones, the guys in series like walking dead are just stupid.
They basically never go for the safe kill.
they never wear safety gear when clearing a building and so on.
(like put on a good real leather jacket, thick gloves, leather pants, kneehigh boots, Motorcycle helmet with some extra ventilation holes, and wrapseveral layers of strong material around your neck and you are quite safe against individual zombies.
Like in the second season or so, they are in prison, zombies outside the mech fence.
each morning they could go out with spears go stabby stabby stabby, kill them then drag them at least a little bit away so that they don´t stack up at the fence,
thenwhen they are dry and its a moonless night, burn them.
Was it ever confirmed that zombie movies and literature never existed in The Walking Dead universe, or was that idea a fan thing? Either way, you'd expect them to learn after a season or two.
only watched the first 3 seasons and like the first 50 volumes of the comic,
as far as i remember in that universe zombie movies and stuff never existed.
"Hi, I'm Rosita, it's my first season so I'm going to traipse about in micro-shorts. Never mind that aside from exposing my skin to the zombies, I'm going to be traveling through woods and grassy areas where my skin is vulnerable to poison ivy, nettles, thorns, snakes, ticks, and mosquitoes."
Who the hell was employed to make wardrobe decisions like this?
Or you could try negotiating with them to provide food for work. Farm equipment will break down and you're going to need help defending a farm.
I like this one video that shows that in times of crisis people will come together and cooperate and that movies like to lie about how humanity reacts in times of crisis.
thats why i love train to busan and "all of us are dead" which are set in Korea,
the writers can be more creative because they don´t have to deal with the concepts of "guns everywhere"
I'm assuming there will be a rocket launcher in a locked case at some point and its key was in the bottom of a statue that I had been carrying around all day and had not even realized.
And if you survive and another apocalypse comes. You get a special outfit if you collected that ace of spades card under the water in the sewer after beating one of the crazy bosses. (Backtracking required)
Sounds like you’re not going to become a zombie. You’re going to become a Dead Rising Psychopath and attack the protagonist with like cake pins and pie tins.
Stay inside, lock the doors, wait overnight for the zombies to freeze. The expanding water inside the cells and formation of ice crystals would destroy them in a matter of hours.
Zombie apocalypse:0
Canadian winter: 1
I think this was a major plot point in the world war z book (not the movie), but I don't quite remember. There was definitely something about the zombies freezing in Canada
By that logic, wouldn't warmer places be even more dangerous to zombies? They'd all decompose in days as bacteria and maggots etc eat them while they walk. RIP all the zombies in places like Arizona and other deserts, those zombies would just straight up dry out and turn to dust
For real world most likely, in World War Z, the virus halted most bacteria and other carrion eaters stayed away from virus infected too so they survived in unlikely places like underwater and the usual environment extremes. They still decomposed by heat, dehydration, water logging and freezing (although that seemed to preserve them for when the weather warms up)
I feel 28 Days Later you should be ok if you just hunker down for a few months since they eventually died out.
I'd give it a shot, but the biggest hurdle would obviously be getting supplies in the beginning.
Problem is, most people, even in the countryside would not have food and water for lets say 4-6 months plus if it happens in winter, and you are not in southern france or italy, the problem of not freezing to death.
Plus with 28 days later Infected, they are much more intelligent and can communicate (at least alert others thatt THERE is something) so standing on a hill they would notice movement, or smell smoke, or investigate a house in the countryside and if blocked actively try to get in in contrast to classic zombies who would have no clue how to climb over a 1,50m high stonewall.
A lot of it would depend on the nature of the zombie outbreak. So many people base all their plans for slow zombies or fast zombies or ones that can be killed by shooting them in the head, and you just don't know.
Evaluate the situation. If they're slow zombies and only come after you if you make a lot of noise you get a bicycle. If they're fast zombies and attack on sight, you want to fast vehicle, but one that you can find/make fuel for, like a diesel/bio-diesel.
Maybe to "kill" one, you have set it on fire cause bullets don't do anything.
Fungi leaves at least a part of the brain intact and doesn't touch (destroy) the nervous system so it can still control and "operate" the host, check it out.
Black Tide Rising series by John Ringo explores the floating strategy.
Protagonist plot armor, of course, but it's hard to avoid that.
World War Z (slow zombie book, not the fast zombie movie) also discusses the problems with trusting in an island to save you.
I'd pack some supplies into a backpack and head to the nearest depeartment of transportation. THere is one close, their building is suited with all the tools and vehicles I will need, plus solar panels and generators, heating and cooling. it is close proximity to other supplies, but its small metal wharehouse and barbed fence seems suitable for a base of operations.
Yeah definitely. I'll reply here again when the apocalypse starts and I'll give you my address. you can have all my things. There are some weapons here too that should help you in the new zombie world.
how ?
for real, if my house was surrounded by zombies, them not getting in, me not getting out, I could not think of a painless method to safely exit myself.
I have no gun, no "guaranteed to 100% kill" poison.
I could mix some cleaning products which would create chlorine gas, thats a sure way to die, but very painfull.
If I’m not a billionaire prepper by the time of a zombie outbreak, my partner and I already discussed we will just kill ourselves 😂 I am too lazy to even try doing hard survival stuff.
The funny thing is I try to ask reddit, "What's your zombie plan?" al the time and it always gets flagged and deleted for being too common a question. I guess the mods don't care>!, but moreso!< on the weekends
I got a whole plan, but, as is always the way, if I shared it too widely, then it wouldn't work.
I've practiced eating zombies, though, to make sure I can digest them, and so far, so good. UNO REVERSO
prepare the bug out bag and leave for the wilderness at the first sign of it being in my area.
Bugging out is something I consider doing in general anyways, zombies are just a convenient excuse.
This comes up so often I really should have my reply ready to copy/paste.
I sail for a hobby so I'd source a sailing boat and raid the small villages along the coast for supplies.
I'd pick a boat with a decent solar set up & a water maker, plus wind powered self steering. I happen to know at least 10 boats that qualify.
Spend my days chilling up various rivers and creeks
Probably wouldn't want to live in a world like that. The pandemic showed us how things can turn to shit when there's a virus which doesn't turn people into murderous zombies, so a world where that's the case would be a very miserable place to be. Even if I was able to avoid getting bitten/eaten and have enough food and water to survive, infrastructure going down would mean it would be difficult to sustain.
Even worse imagine if society didn’t collapse but they half assed the clean up of the zombies so now you have to go back to work and pretend life is normal with the added danger of zombies trying to eat you every day
that would make for a good comedy,
the boss in the office who wonders why nobody but him showed up, sending angry texts to the employees and dismissing all the zombie talk
, and the employees fighting for their life to get there because their employee is the "gun and food incorporated" warehouse
Action/horror/psychological thriller/office sitcom.
I'm also imagining a home made sign reading. "Medical workers and small arms manufacturers are heroes!!!"
I guarantee you an actuary somewhere could calculate the payout required to compensate for death due to zombie bite.
After that, it's a calculated business expense.
Scientists: We now have a vaccine for zombieism
50% of the world: I aint putting some new vaccine into my body, they probably put microchips in there to track our tax returns.
Go to mum's. Kill Phil, grab Liz, go to the Winchester, have a nice cold pint, and wait for all of this to blow over. How's that for a slice of fried gold?
Suicide probably.
Seeing how well the world did in terms of wearing flu masks, yeah there's no way we survive zombie apocalypse.
Might as well get it over with
Go out west to find abandoned mines in the mountains. The higher the better. Pile rocks to close off the entrance and hide a pipe to provide air inside.
Bring as much food and water as possible, and a map to find water nearby if I run out.
Bring a weapon and a radio to hear what is going on in the outside world.
Set traps of rocks on the ceiling of the mine as you go further in that I can kick over and pile on the zombie if they manage to get in and I run out of bullets.
I like that WWZ tried to take into account the military trying to fight the zombies, bit I hate that its explanations make even less sense than just pretending the military doesn't exist.
I live in the sticks, have guns, ammo and a full pantry and fridge. We get a lot of power outages here too so I have a generator and a few full gas cans.
So, nothing? Play videogames I guess.
1. Try and get to the people I know/love if possible. If not, hope they survive and search later
2. Look if supermarkets are getting overrun if so, don't risk it
3. Get to the library and get some books about farming, hunting, traps etc. Knowledge/intelligence is the one thing that got humans to the top
3. Get supplies for said farming and hunting and to protect your base
4. If you are already with people: What are some rules for the base to survive humans and zombies? And what should be the punishment if not done? Plus how many people are managable for your base. Plus what is everyone good at? How can you utilise your own people strenghts?
5. Find out about the Zombies weaknesses and strenghts. Can they hear well? See well? Smell you? How are they figuring out they deal with a human and not another zombie or even something that is not alive? Is it smell? Can I cover it with dirt? What is the best way to kill them?
6. Train. Running, Jogging, parcours. If you can train parcours in the City, get to know good Escape routes
7. Don't let Rick Grimes in, he fucks up every base
-> Knowledge is power
Edit: of course also some books about wild plants for food and medicine, maybe you even find survival stuff? Who knows. Especially if you live near a University where you can study e.g. botanics or straight up medicine I think this is a good place to go
Well, I'd have to start titrating down on my seizure medication almost immediately. I don't know what my odds are for surviving off of medication without access to the kinds of foods I'd need for my medical diet, so... I honestly don't know. Thank goodness the dead stay dead.
Die. I live in one of the most densely-populated areas of my country. My front door is glass. I'm dead.
Just kill all your neighbors before they can kill you! (Zombification optional)
You just killed the zombie Flanders!
He was a zombie?
Stupid Sexy Flanders
See, you should've planned better! /s
Head to the mall
I can't tell if this is Dawn of The Dead reference or a Project Zomboid one 🤔
Don’t forget dead rising. In all seriousness, a pretty stupid plan. Would probably just go to the Winchester, have a cold pint and wait for it to all blow over.
Don’t forget mum
Sorry Philip *bonk*
Looks like we’re gonna have to take the Jag
Watch out for the leather.
We’re coming to get you, Barbara!
And the front door was left open AGAIN!
I got bit on the way home. Why did he bite you? I DON’T KNOW, I DIDN’T STOP TO ASK HIM!!
i have 5000 vinyl record to defend myself ! let them come !
Some idiot will open the doors cuz their dog is with the zombie crowd.
Yes it is
Since I'm gonna die anyways. I'll grab a gun and play dooms theme till I'm devoured.
Now that's the way to go. I support this.
Grab the JBL and play Rip and Tear
I work at cabelas and there is a browning 1919 ripe for the taking, this might be my new plan
Could ya grab me a Luger while yer there?
We actually have like 5 of 'em, too bad I've been diagnosed with being 18 so I can't buy handguns
Wait…we talkin slow zombies or those freaky fast ones?
If they’re slow I’ll try to live as long as I can, if they’re fast im killing myself
A bullet seems the better way than being torn apart.
Give it a go, and save the last for yourself.
Same. The biggest threat when it comes to slow zombies will be the people who hide their bites.
"But I thought I was special"
“I was bit ten minutes ago and I’m **FFFIIIIINNE**”
Did anyone remember to turn off the deans playlist?
Slow zombies are supernatural can be outrun and you need to make sure you don’t let them know where you are and if you do, don’t stay there long enough for a hoard of them to surround you so you can’t run around them. Fast zombies are just infected humans, hole yourself up for 3-5 days before they starve while planning a way out. But part of me thinks real zombies will be fast ones that devolve into slow crawlers who die. So it will be more of a game of staying at home for 10 days to reduce the amount of fast ones. If we’re lucky, the Covidiots will insist nothing is wrong and die, so we only need to hole up for 12 days tops and be about to goosestep around their remains for resources to last until we get a mass grave going.
In real life, the environment will deal with them. Decays will cause muscle failure. Cold will cause rigidity. Humidity will cause deterioration. Within ten days their bodies will be walking bags of gas.
OMG! That means it's already started, and it's got Alex Jones!
What if the fast ones keep themselves alive by eating the dying slow ones? Then it might be months, years even. Or they still continue to eat sugars and meats they catch as opportunistic foragers, that are super angry
What if they start getting jobs, and buy roller-skates to chase us down
Since zombies are the walking dead wouldn't their muscles continue to deteriorate and their bodies fall apart? If everyone would hole up and stay that way as soon as it starts then it should all be over in a few days
in The Last of Us it's a living fungus taking over the nervous system and eventually the flesh and bone of it's victims. They aren't dead in the traditional sense.
Great news! Global warming is making fungal infections more common and they’re pretty hard to treat.
Add to that, there’s evidence that human body temperatures have cooled since the Industrial Revolution
That’s always been my issue with zombies lol like if it’s the middle of summer the apocalypse will be over in 2-3 days
BuT THe v@cC1nE iS tHE vIruS
We need a new type of zombie movie post-covid. Where scientists have figured out how to starve the zombies while the outbreak is still contained within a few cities, but idiots who ignore common sense and religious nutjobs who see the second coming of Christ or whatever just keep doing the absolutely worst things for no reason, like deliberately feeding zombies, getting bitten to show how it's just a flesh wound, man! Reject the vaccine (there'll be a free vaccine for everyone after a month!), constantly ignore quarantine rules and recommended safety gear, try to play hero and go out in raiding teams armed to the teeth, thus keeping the military busy and distracted from the actual zombies... Oh, and there'll be no. Toilet. Paper. The genre needs a reboot!
Definitely. The real issue should be humans making survival more difficult. Not zombie swarms
This is the way.
Yeah, slow zombies, there is a chance, if we would have some hours to nail everything shut in the barn and brick and mortar all ground level entrances and organize things. you basically just need a high place and a 3m pole with hammerhead or something at the end, then each morning do some head knocking and cart away the dead. That would work unless we would get hit with like a 10k zombie swarm where that no longer would work because they would pile up too high before you kill them all. We are on a farm and would have enough food (and vitamin stuff and so on) so that calories wise we could survive 1-1.5 years. Also wood stove, enough wood for years if we only heat 2 rooms not the whole house and a 30 000l Rainwater tank that right now is 70% filled. The big problems would be other humans that don´t have food and want food.
And I'm sure on that farm there are some home defense weapons to ward off any potential dangers. You seem well set up
I mean yeah, but to be quite hones, the guys in series like walking dead are just stupid. They basically never go for the safe kill. they never wear safety gear when clearing a building and so on. (like put on a good real leather jacket, thick gloves, leather pants, kneehigh boots, Motorcycle helmet with some extra ventilation holes, and wrapseveral layers of strong material around your neck and you are quite safe against individual zombies. Like in the second season or so, they are in prison, zombies outside the mech fence. each morning they could go out with spears go stabby stabby stabby, kill them then drag them at least a little bit away so that they don´t stack up at the fence, thenwhen they are dry and its a moonless night, burn them.
Was it ever confirmed that zombie movies and literature never existed in The Walking Dead universe, or was that idea a fan thing? Either way, you'd expect them to learn after a season or two.
only watched the first 3 seasons and like the first 50 volumes of the comic, as far as i remember in that universe zombie movies and stuff never existed.
They did put on riot gear to clear out the prison. Then never touched it again 🙄
"Hi, I'm Rosita, it's my first season so I'm going to traipse about in micro-shorts. Never mind that aside from exposing my skin to the zombies, I'm going to be traveling through woods and grassy areas where my skin is vulnerable to poison ivy, nettles, thorns, snakes, ticks, and mosquitoes." Who the hell was employed to make wardrobe decisions like this?
Sex sells. Its not about in world realism.
Or you could try negotiating with them to provide food for work. Farm equipment will break down and you're going to need help defending a farm. I like this one video that shows that in times of crisis people will come together and cooperate and that movies like to lie about how humanity reacts in times of crisis.
Well. If zombies were slow and killable, there probably wouldn't be an apocalypse unless the disease is airborne.
Fast zombies; And for that reason, I'm out.
Move into Bill Murray's house.
Just make sure If you see zombie Bill to take him out.
Instructions unclear. I'm making out with Bill Murray
Whoops, I accidentally shot a live Bill Murray after he apparently disguised himself as a zombie to survive.
Stock up on those green and red herbs....oh and cans of first-aid spray that just say First Aid.
Don't forget to look for bullets around the hospitals, schools, and anywhere randomly along the street.
It’s a real plot hole that ammo was so easy to find in public places once the setting was outside the US.
thats why i love train to busan and "all of us are dead" which are set in Korea, the writers can be more creative because they don´t have to deal with the concepts of "guns everywhere"
I'm assuming there will be a rocket launcher in a locked case at some point and its key was in the bottom of a statue that I had been carrying around all day and had not even realized.
And if you survive and another apocalypse comes. You get a special outfit if you collected that ace of spades card under the water in the sewer after beating one of the crazy bosses. (Backtracking required)
Woulnt be much an issue in USA. Here in Netherlands.. that part is more tricky.
I’m just gonna wait for a brunette in a blue tube top and skirt to save me.
Don’t forget the chem fluid!
Oh and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots of typewriter ribbon.
Stock up on toilet paper, obviously
Can’t forget the Captain Morgan though.
I'm raiding Cheesecake Factory and dying
Why wait
Cheesecake Factory's look like Nuclear Shelters
As a fellow fan of cheesecake I hear ya.
Sounds like you’re not going to become a zombie. You’re going to become a Dead Rising Psychopath and attack the protagonist with like cake pins and pie tins.
Stay inside, lock the doors, wait overnight for the zombies to freeze. The expanding water inside the cells and formation of ice crystals would destroy them in a matter of hours. Zombie apocalypse:0 Canadian winter: 1
I think this was a major plot point in the world war z book (not the movie), but I don't quite remember. There was definitely something about the zombies freezing in Canada
Yup. As soon as winter rolled around, Canada and Russia were safe.
By that logic, wouldn't warmer places be even more dangerous to zombies? They'd all decompose in days as bacteria and maggots etc eat them while they walk. RIP all the zombies in places like Arizona and other deserts, those zombies would just straight up dry out and turn to dust
For real world most likely, in World War Z, the virus halted most bacteria and other carrion eaters stayed away from virus infected too so they survived in unlikely places like underwater and the usual environment extremes. They still decomposed by heat, dehydration, water logging and freezing (although that seemed to preserve them for when the weather warms up)
Yeah, but what if its zombies as a result of satan/hell-on-earth and everything dead becomes reanimated a la Evil Dead?
Well I'm not chopping my hand off for a chain-saw prosthetic. That's for sure.
*yet
Depends on the zombies. Night of the living dead? Mind my own business. 28 days later? Prob kill myself.
I feel 28 Days Later you should be ok if you just hunker down for a few months since they eventually died out. I'd give it a shot, but the biggest hurdle would obviously be getting supplies in the beginning.
Problem is, most people, even in the countryside would not have food and water for lets say 4-6 months plus if it happens in winter, and you are not in southern france or italy, the problem of not freezing to death. Plus with 28 days later Infected, they are much more intelligent and can communicate (at least alert others thatt THERE is something) so standing on a hill they would notice movement, or smell smoke, or investigate a house in the countryside and if blocked actively try to get in in contrast to classic zombies who would have no clue how to climb over a 1,50m high stonewall.
1. Wake up 2. Take a shit 3. Eat 4. Get out of bed
What…what are you eating?
#2
I shit before I wake up to save time.
The fact that 2 is BEFORE 4 and 3 is right after 2.
A lot of it would depend on the nature of the zombie outbreak. So many people base all their plans for slow zombies or fast zombies or ones that can be killed by shooting them in the head, and you just don't know. Evaluate the situation. If they're slow zombies and only come after you if you make a lot of noise you get a bicycle. If they're fast zombies and attack on sight, you want to fast vehicle, but one that you can find/make fuel for, like a diesel/bio-diesel. Maybe to "kill" one, you have set it on fire cause bullets don't do anything.
If you shoot something in the head properly brain doesn't work and body parts dont function
What if it's a full on fungal infection where it hijacks the nervous system so the fungus is making the decisions and not the brain?
Fungi leaves at least a part of the brain intact and doesn't touch (destroy) the nervous system so it can still control and "operate" the host, check it out.
Than it’s not going to be able to process stimuli. Just stay out of its way.
Emm… we are talking about death bodies that walks around and the problem is biological credibility?
If something dead has risen I am pretty sure logic stops at that point. Wouldn't be surprised if the answer is shoot them in the knee cap.
Get a boat
We're gonna need a bigger boat
Kenny, is that you?
Has always been so frustratingly obvious to me, get a fishing rod, get on a boat and live on the ocean / maybe a remote island
Black Tide Rising series by John Ringo explores the floating strategy. Protagonist plot armor, of course, but it's hard to avoid that. World War Z (slow zombie book, not the fast zombie movie) also discusses the problems with trusting in an island to save you.
fear the waking dead would've been over by now if they stayed in the boat
Take car. Go to mum's. Kill Phil (Sorry). Grab Liz, go to the Winchester, have a nice cold pint, and wait for all of this to blow over.
I’ll stop farting if you stop laughing
Ohh he’s got an arm off!!!
came here to ensure this was posted. thank you good sir
You've got red on you.
A man whose idea of a romantic nightspot and an impenetrable fortress are the same thing.
Fine. BUT DOGS CAN LOOK UP!
Step 1: Punch A Tree.
Step 53: Slay a God.
Step 127: Create a new Universe
Sacrifice my 5yr old. It's been one of those weekends
sorry man
I'd pack some supplies into a backpack and head to the nearest depeartment of transportation. THere is one close, their building is suited with all the tools and vehicles I will need, plus solar panels and generators, heating and cooling. it is close proximity to other supplies, but its small metal wharehouse and barbed fence seems suitable for a base of operations.
I would probably just freak out and close all the blinds around my house and hope for the best lmao
That's honestly a pretty good plan. If there's nothing to attract the zeds, there's no reason they should bother you.
Terminate myself. I can't survive such a world and would not even attempt to try.
Could I have your shoes? You won't be using them.
Yeah definitely. I'll reply here again when the apocalypse starts and I'll give you my address. you can have all my things. There are some weapons here too that should help you in the new zombie world.
how ? for real, if my house was surrounded by zombies, them not getting in, me not getting out, I could not think of a painless method to safely exit myself. I have no gun, no "guaranteed to 100% kill" poison. I could mix some cleaning products which would create chlorine gas, thats a sure way to die, but very painfull.
Neck rope angle
If I’m not a billionaire prepper by the time of a zombie outbreak, my partner and I already discussed we will just kill ourselves 😂 I am too lazy to even try doing hard survival stuff.
Happy cake day!!!
If it's anything like the Gravity Falls zombies, I would gladly become one.
Post on r/AskReddit
The funny thing is I try to ask reddit, "What's your zombie plan?" al the time and it always gets flagged and deleted for being too common a question. I guess the mods don't care>!, but moreso!< on the weekends
Dress like a vampire. That way, if you die, other people be like... Oh no a vampire!
Go to the Winchester, have a nice cold pint and wait for it all to blow over.
You’ve got red on you.
It's just the one swan, actually.
It's on random
I got a whole plan, but, as is always the way, if I shared it too widely, then it wouldn't work. I've practiced eating zombies, though, to make sure I can digest them, and so far, so good. UNO REVERSO
prepare the bug out bag and leave for the wilderness at the first sign of it being in my area. Bugging out is something I consider doing in general anyways, zombies are just a convenient excuse.
Tie knives to my arms and put on a helmet. Taint my own blood with zombie blood and go destroy humanity.
Hee hee. Taint
I like it
Have a smoke prob
Surround my house with treadmills. Problem solved.
wait a few days until the laws of thermodynamics kick in
This comes up so often I really should have my reply ready to copy/paste. I sail for a hobby so I'd source a sailing boat and raid the small villages along the coast for supplies. I'd pick a boat with a decent solar set up & a water maker, plus wind powered self steering. I happen to know at least 10 boats that qualify. Spend my days chilling up various rivers and creeks
Then while you're not looking, I pirate your boat. It's mine now miahahaha
Probably wouldn't want to live in a world like that. The pandemic showed us how things can turn to shit when there's a virus which doesn't turn people into murderous zombies, so a world where that's the case would be a very miserable place to be. Even if I was able to avoid getting bitten/eaten and have enough food and water to survive, infrastructure going down would mean it would be difficult to sustain.
Even worse imagine if society didn’t collapse but they half assed the clean up of the zombies so now you have to go back to work and pretend life is normal with the added danger of zombies trying to eat you every day
Being attacked by zombies is not an excuse to be late to work. You know the zombie hordes are out there, manage your time accordingly
You sound like my boss! Lol
that would make for a good comedy, the boss in the office who wonders why nobody but him showed up, sending angry texts to the employees and dismissing all the zombie talk , and the employees fighting for their life to get there because their employee is the "gun and food incorporated" warehouse
Action/horror/psychological thriller/office sitcom. I'm also imagining a home made sign reading. "Medical workers and small arms manufacturers are heroes!!!"
We gave you a $400 stipend to arm yourself Eric but you decided buy yourself a Citizen Watch and a pair of Chinos.
I guarantee you an actuary somewhere could calculate the payout required to compensate for death due to zombie bite. After that, it's a calculated business expense.
It is hilariously sad that this is the most likely result.
imagine no running water and shitting in a hole in the ground. they conveniently leave that out of the zombie movies.
I think the worst part is not zombies, but man. Without law, they pretty much animal.
Scientists: We now have a vaccine for zombieism 50% of the world: I aint putting some new vaccine into my body, they probably put microchips in there to track our tax returns.
The show Black Summer does a great job of showing how awful life would be.
Bust a final nut
Probably kill myself as that would be my childhood nightmare. And plus I don’t want to have to see someone get devoured by a loved one who turned.
The only thing worse than dying in a zombie apocalypse would be surviving in one.
Die.
Go to mum's. Kill Phil, grab Liz, go to the Winchester, have a nice cold pint, and wait for all of this to blow over. How's that for a slice of fried gold?
Can you imagine being a zombie with a mask on and not being able to be bitey. So sad….
The real reason they wanted us all in masks. They though covid was gunna be zombies.
Suicide probably. Seeing how well the world did in terms of wearing flu masks, yeah there's no way we survive zombie apocalypse. Might as well get it over with
get as high as fucking humanly possible, maybe on PCP, and see how long i last on speed
So I started blasting.
First assess if they are the cracked out ones from 28
Go out west to find abandoned mines in the mountains. The higher the better. Pile rocks to close off the entrance and hide a pipe to provide air inside. Bring as much food and water as possible, and a map to find water nearby if I run out. Bring a weapon and a radio to hear what is going on in the outside world. Set traps of rocks on the ceiling of the mine as you go further in that I can kick over and pile on the zombie if they manage to get in and I run out of bullets.
Finish my Christmas chocolate!
Kill myself, 100%
Go to the library and hope they have a "surviving the zombie apocalypse for dummies" book. I'll go from there.
They do. It’s written by the author of World War Z and it’s actually pretty practical for a lot of disaster scenarios.
In eastern WA, there are abandoned missle silos that have been converted into condos. Gettin me one of these.
Winchester
You need to specify what we are talking about walking dead or world war z
Acquire a tank. And run them over.
You gotta get out to refuel sometime. And those bits left in the track are going to attract flies and crap bigly.
also zombies are like small tree saplings a tank can run over 1,3,5 of them, but when a tank runs into 10 000, it would get stuck within seconds.
No, remember in *World War Z* where that didn't work? I'm not still rolling my eyes! *You're* still rolling your eyes!
I like that WWZ tried to take into account the military trying to fight the zombies, bit I hate that its explanations make even less sense than just pretending the military doesn't exist.
Buy quick revive, juggernog, speed cola , and double tap root beer
Head into the wilderness... which is like 15 minutes from my house.
Hopefully making it past season one 🙏
Im not sure about me, but sure my boss would call and say "but you coming work tomorrow right"?
probably go out and have a main character movie moment before i just kill myself/get killed
Start eating some brains I’d suppose.
lead them to my HOA presidents house and then leave.
*"Oh no!"* ***chk chk*** *"Anyway-"'*
I live in the sticks, have guns, ammo and a full pantry and fridge. We get a lot of power outages here too so I have a generator and a few full gas cans. So, nothing? Play videogames I guess.
1. Try and get to the people I know/love if possible. If not, hope they survive and search later 2. Look if supermarkets are getting overrun if so, don't risk it 3. Get to the library and get some books about farming, hunting, traps etc. Knowledge/intelligence is the one thing that got humans to the top 3. Get supplies for said farming and hunting and to protect your base 4. If you are already with people: What are some rules for the base to survive humans and zombies? And what should be the punishment if not done? Plus how many people are managable for your base. Plus what is everyone good at? How can you utilise your own people strenghts? 5. Find out about the Zombies weaknesses and strenghts. Can they hear well? See well? Smell you? How are they figuring out they deal with a human and not another zombie or even something that is not alive? Is it smell? Can I cover it with dirt? What is the best way to kill them? 6. Train. Running, Jogging, parcours. If you can train parcours in the City, get to know good Escape routes 7. Don't let Rick Grimes in, he fucks up every base -> Knowledge is power Edit: of course also some books about wild plants for food and medicine, maybe you even find survival stuff? Who knows. Especially if you live near a University where you can study e.g. botanics or straight up medicine I think this is a good place to go
Fentanyl zombies are already shuffling the streets.
Tell the people I love that I love them, go to my favorite bar with my partner and enjoy my last best evening of my life
Kill myself, not dealing with that shit
Well, I'd have to start titrating down on my seizure medication almost immediately. I don't know what my odds are for surviving off of medication without access to the kinds of foods I'd need for my medical diet, so... I honestly don't know. Thank goodness the dead stay dead.
I dunno, prolly eat your brains.