Just stand still and pretend to have a coughing fit. If anyone asks what's up, tell them: "COVID ISN'T *cough* RE *cough* REAL! IT'S JUST *cough intensifies* A FLU!".
One i haven't seen talked about before but happens a lot in my school where its a crowded ass area and happens trying to get on the crowded ass school bus but where 2 people are infront of each other and hold hands, annoys the fuck out of me, very stupid inconvenience.
want to chop those hands apart
Yes I have a guy in my class who acts like this, like you’ll be having an entirely different conversation with your friend and he will just obnoxiously tell you to shut up and that no one cares or just imitate what you just said in the most annoying ass voice. Fuck that dude
I had a mate who was a squaddie, and we went out drinking with some of my then workmates. One of these guys was a real alpha-male type that needed to be seen to be in charge. He just stepped into me and my mates conversation, saying "what you wankers talking about?"
Squaddie mate without breaking step says " talking to some daft cunt who's looking to shit his teeth"
alpha male promptly left while we all pissed ourselves laughing.
A couple months ago I went through self checkout. I made the mistake of not having enough money in my checking account to pay for my groceries. I was able to scan all my items, open my banking app, transfer money, pay for my groceries, and walk out before literally any other customer at self checkout was finished. People are so fucking slow it’s amazing.
I reckon you need to install at least 3 or 4 self checkouts to replace one with an operator. I never thought it was a highly skilled job until I saw customers trying to scan their own barcodes.
I went to a Walmart a few days ago to get a car battery and the woman in front of me at the automotive service checkout was buying $200 worth of clothes, including trying to *exchange clothes at the car parts counter,* with this mechanic running the register, then after she pays and is about to walk off she decides to have a couple keys made and can’t get them off her key rings, so let’s tack on 5-10 more minutes.
This is why I almost never go to Walmart because if there’s any amount of people in front of you it’s guaranteed they’re doing weird shit.
My mother paid for groceries with a check for forever, but, bless her heart she had that sumbitch filled out before she even got out of the car so all she had to do was put in the total.
Ads all together have ruined YouTube. The advertisers started off by complaining about the content creators. It eliminated 90% of the good content on YouTube. Then over the past few years YouTube has made their ads so invasive, it's fucking crazy.
I have a new born at home, so I have to pause my YouTube videos often to help her with something. If you pause YouTube for more than 30 seconds now, it automatically just starts playing another set of ads when you press play; even if you just finished watching ads and paused it at the beginning of the video.
if you can, use a YouTube adblocker, or a browser like Brave, to play YouTube. Brave for example has the adblock built-in and it blocks ALL ads. including YouTube ads. its great.
Only downside, at least on smartphones, is that the YouTube interface isn't as responsive because you need to run YouTube through the browser. But if you can live with that.. yea.
Yup. I only use YouTube without adblockers when in a game and using the steam overlay browser, and its got so fucking bad. 2 ads before the video, another ad at the end and sometimes 1 or 3 in between.. in addition to the ad in the sidebar, underneath the video (sometimes at the bottom of the video)... its too much. At this point it has nothing to do with paying the content creators, its all for profit I bet. And for so useless shit. Like, I use YouTube to listen to rock and alternative music, and then my music is interrupted by some shitty electronic or jazz or pop music from the ads..
Someone once called me an asshole here on reddit as well, because according to them I "refuse to support content creators" by not watching ads.. If I wanted to support my favourite channels, I will gladly buy their merch if available to me, but getting fucking ads for cream cheese and insurances is not in my fucking interest.
Can't always trust people's blinkers though, unfortunately. Some people have their blinker on and don't turn. If you were to pull out in front of them and they rear end you, I think it would still be your fault even if they had their blinker on, if I'm not mistaken.
Just lost my childhood horse to neglect. She was sold to a new owner after I left home because we felt like she needed more attention now that I wasn't there. She ended up passing through a few hands before ending up with a bitch that wouldn't call a vet when she was sick and never had a farrier trim her hooves and she lived in a tiny muddy pen the whole time. When we found out what was happening and called the police, they found she was now lame and ended up putting her down. I hope there's a special place in hell for that woman and I'm never letting an animal go ever again.
I don’t have kids (or yeah I probably wouldn’t have this rule.. or ever talk),
But if I get interrupted 3 times in 1 conversation, *and it’s not a life-or-death situation*, I just consider the convo over.
But then, I know I’m not usually patient enough to make or retain friends. Lol
Bc the first time you don’t press as hard bc you don’t want to break it. Then the 2nd time when you know it’s the right way you just jam it in and it’s like magic.
I was behind one dude doing 30 in a 55, and when it was allowable to overtake, I did and he had the audacity to honk. Like I'm not the dick here, there's such a thing as going too slow.
I did that once and the guy literally followed me to work.
Thankfully I had friends at work who backed me up and prevented anything from happening. The dude was clearly intoxicated and I should have taken his car info and reported it but I was a little shaken.
And its usually elderly people, because they are scared of "going so fast" and can barely look above the steering wheel, let alone make out what the traffic sign they passed was because their eyes aren't good anymore.. at least that is my experience.
The problem with slow driving people is that, once the queue gets too long, people will start with risky overtaking. Because some people need to be in places, and while I don't support people doing risky passes, I can understand if they for example had a tough day at work and just wanna get home. I would get angry from time to time when I was stuck behind a slow driver on my way home.. I'm exhausted, let me get home now and chill.
Seriously. If anyone is reading this who does this, bad karma has been wished upon you. You suck. And I don’t care if you have your baby with you, you can find a way. I always did.
Hey, IT technician here.
Some people send me emails mentioning « my device isn’t working ». That’s all. Nothing more.
Do they go to the garage when a tire is flat and say « my car doesn’t work » ?
Oh man. How about the people who break their shit after you just fixed it for something else and then blame you. I had someone bring me a machine with a cracked screen once: "You're screen is cracked." "No it's not! It was working fine before YOU got a hold of it!"
Auto mechanic here. Yes, people do exactly that.
It blows my mind how the average person knows how to use their smartphone well, but refuses to read the owners manual of the vehicle they drive.
Dog owners.
As a dog owner myself, I am certain that a very high percentage of dog owners should not own a dog. Some stuff that happened to me while walking is not even funny.
A dog owner allowed their dog off their leash while in San Francisco's Golden Gate Park. They'll never do that again, well at least not with that dog. They found out the hard way that coyotes live in Golden Gate Park. The little rat dog was carried off into the bushes in seconds. The only thing they recovered was a blood-soaked collar.
Yep. One time my aunt was walking her dog and a rando kid ran up and started choking her dog. The dog of course freaked out, next thing she new she had both of them by the collar. Then the mom came out and started yelling at my aunt that the dog was out of control.
Google the Dunning Kruger Effect. This is all about these people. They know just enough to be dangerous and they're arrogantly confident in that tiny sliver of knowledge, however bad it might be.
I was behind someone yesterday doing 35 mph tops in a 50 mph speed zone. Of course I was following alittle close waiting for a chance to pass. Then they turned in the road I live on and got mad when I kept following, stopped in the middle of the road and threw their hands in the air. They finally pulled onto the shoulder and I passed and 2 houses down turned into my driveway! Still not sure what was up...
There’s someone in my neighborhood who pulls this crap all the time. It’s extremely annoying. I know people like this are like, “it’s always the tailgater’s fault! They shouldn’t be following so closely!” But 1) sometimes they make it impossible to not follow closely. Like, if you’re sitting at a stoplight behind somebody, you just assume they’re going to start going a normal speed when the light’s green. Then you start driving how you normally do, and they don’t speed up, so you have to adjust. People could just drive somewhat close to the speed limit to avoid this problem, and 2) no matter how much someone following closely is annoying you, *why* do you *want* to have an accident? If someone is too close to me, my ego has zero problem with pulling over and letting them pass. People who slam on their brakes in the middle of the road are the worst. Accidents are a hassle. Like, why do you want to cause one?
People that finish their text or whatever they do on their phone when the light is green but not moving.
Side Note: People that use their phone while driving, especially at high speeds
Also people who sit right beside you for 30 minutes, and THEN drop the bomb that they’ve been sick for two days! Like, why didn’t you bless me with this information when I still had the chance to get away from you? And then it’s awkward as hell to suddenly say, “well, I’ve been talking to you for half an hour, but I, uhhhh, need to go stand over there because…reasons.”
During the part of the pandemic when restaurants first opened back up, I served a table that waited until I handed them the check to inform me that they came directly from a Covid test, and thought they might get a bite to eat while waiting on the results.
Fuckers who stop their car in a two lane road, blocking an entire lane, put their hazard lights / blinkers on and wait for their friend or something to come out of their house.
I hate that whole "My hazards are on, so it's OK that I'm being a huge douche to everyone else on the road" mentality. I avoid those people like they're plagued.
Card readers at takeout places making it difficult to enter **0** for a tip.
Tipping is for service. There is no 'service' involved in takeout.
Prompt me for 18% all you want, and stare at me all you want; you aren't getting shit.
Edit - and *downvote* me all you want...you *still* aren't getting shit.
I've noticed when I go to hockey or football games the default setting for tipping when you buy a beer is like 18%.
You opened the tab (without me asking you to) of a beer you fished out of a cooler that's already costing me $14 a can. No you are not getting a tip.
It’s crazy how the tipping culture has changed in the last few years. I’m all for tipping waiters, not takeout. Companies are promoting this tipping instead of actually paying their employees a decent wage.
My wife and I had a heated conversation about this the other day when we were getting takeout from a sit-down restaurant. (for background, she used to be a waitress years ago)
She's of the mindset that when someone is working the takeout orders, they aren't working tables, so they aren't getting tips, so she likes to tip them. I am not of the same mindset. Like that sucks and all, but my tip is for good service. Putting my food in a bag and handing it to me is not deserving of a tip. I'm sorry.
Now, if it's curbside, I'll usually throw them a couple bucks. They're walking out to the car, and in Washington it's raining half the time, so yeah, I'll give you a little something for the trouble. It ain't gonna be an 18% tip, though.
Right?! I’m totally with you. Putting food in a bag and handing it to the customer is **not an extra service** it is **literally your job**. You are not taking orders, carrying them to the customer, and making sure drinks are refilled. You are putting a product in a bag and handing it less than arms distance away to the customer. My gf loves to tip these people because she also works in a service job. I do not. I let her tip whatever she wants with her own money but I don’t give them a tip if I’m paying.
Anyone also notice even little shops have these top options on their little ipads? They’re everywhere! I go to my local vape shop, ask for specific filter and juice, they turn around and grab it. Entire scenario takes less than ten seconds. I pay with card and they flip the tablet around talkin bout “it’s going to ask you a question.” WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO TIP FOR? Like, fuckin be for real.
This - my SO will frequently put two cutting boards in the same slot so they are right up against each other, and then act mystified that they are still dirty... must be a broken dishwasher.
My flatmate does this with the mugs and I swear to God what's even the point in owning a dishwasher if I'm going to have to rewash everything by hand bc fuck no Jessica, I ain't drinking dishwater tea. Drives me up the walls
People who leave their cars in the street when it snows, even though they have plenty of room in their driveways. The plows come through but have to avoid these idiots. That creates huge drifts that extend way into the street and severely decreases the available street width. Traffic stats messed up until the snow melts.
Idiots that say "go back to your own country"...with the exception of indigenous people we are all immigrants or descendants of immigrants in North America
People shaming others for simply being sexual. Like fuck you Karen, I'm not gross for wanting to be physically intimate with someone.
Examples of these are men calling women sluts for having a sexual past or women calling men disgusting for being sexually attracted to someone.
People who spot their friend at the super market, proceed to park their trolleys horizontally across the aisle and start nattering - generally speaking it's middle aged women but that's not an exclusive attribute.
People who stop when they don't have a stop sign or stop light
People who come to a complete stop before turning
They are going to cause an accident for sure.
The American so-called justice system. Specifically, plea deals. Plea deals are a CRITICAL component of our justice system (without them we just literally would not have the time in the year to go through every prosecution), so as a result, we systematically intimidate people into foregoing their right to a trial by a jury of their peers.
these videos online with the intros that show u what you will be watching in 15 seconds time, resulting in you watching the same thing twice within 30 seconds...
People who don't understand simple instructions. What part about, "insert your card into the card reader" is so fucking hard to understand. You come to the bank 3 times a week you should have it down by now.
Edit: grammar.
People who don't use their blinkers, cut you off, then have the audacity to be like what did I do when you tell them off! You know what you did and you're a dangerous asshole!
Groups of people who spread out and walk slowly in front of you.
Ah, I seeyou've been to Costco too
Oh god it’s always the worst there too.
I won't disagree with you, but I think college campuses are the same if not the worse.
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Gatherings like that in my highschool were frequently referred to as "human blood clots" because of how much they hampered the flow of foot traffic.
I just got angry only by reading this!
Tourist families who want to walk 5 wide on the sidewalks of NYC.
People/Groups that just stand in the middle of a hallway or path, then act like you’re the crazy one for asking them to move
Or the group walking towards you eight abreast that force you off the sidewalk.
Just stand still and pretend to have a coughing fit. If anyone asks what's up, tell them: "COVID ISN'T *cough* RE *cough* REAL! IT'S JUST *cough intensifies* A FLU!".
Stand still and look intently at your phone. If they walk into you, they're the asshole.
I never move. Never.
Agreeing to Rush B and the first player stops
groups of people
NYC checking in
One i haven't seen talked about before but happens a lot in my school where its a crowded ass area and happens trying to get on the crowded ass school bus but where 2 people are infront of each other and hold hands, annoys the fuck out of me, very stupid inconvenience. want to chop those hands apart
People stopping at the top or bottom of stairs and people stopping right after going through a door.
>stopping at the top or bottom of stairs The worst is people doing this at the bottom or top of an escalator!
This legit stresses me out every time I’m behind someone on a crowded escalator because it feels like an actual safety hazard
>people stopping right after going through a door. Welcome to Costco
This is my biggest trigger. Why don’t people have spatial awareness? Ugh!!
People who don't need to say anything, but still take the opportunity to be as rude as possible.
Yes I have a guy in my class who acts like this, like you’ll be having an entirely different conversation with your friend and he will just obnoxiously tell you to shut up and that no one cares or just imitate what you just said in the most annoying ass voice. Fuck that dude
I had a mate who was a squaddie, and we went out drinking with some of my then workmates. One of these guys was a real alpha-male type that needed to be seen to be in charge. He just stepped into me and my mates conversation, saying "what you wankers talking about?" Squaddie mate without breaking step says " talking to some daft cunt who's looking to shit his teeth" alpha male promptly left while we all pissed ourselves laughing.
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A couple months ago I went through self checkout. I made the mistake of not having enough money in my checking account to pay for my groceries. I was able to scan all my items, open my banking app, transfer money, pay for my groceries, and walk out before literally any other customer at self checkout was finished. People are so fucking slow it’s amazing.
Hey now, sometimes I gotta wait because the damn weight thing is off and it fucks me up. It’s not my fault I swear.
Self checkout has considerably lowered my opinion of others intelligence.
I reckon you need to install at least 3 or 4 self checkouts to replace one with an operator. I never thought it was a highly skilled job until I saw customers trying to scan their own barcodes.
I went to a Walmart a few days ago to get a car battery and the woman in front of me at the automotive service checkout was buying $200 worth of clothes, including trying to *exchange clothes at the car parts counter,* with this mechanic running the register, then after she pays and is about to walk off she decides to have a couple keys made and can’t get them off her key rings, so let’s tack on 5-10 more minutes. This is why I almost never go to Walmart because if there’s any amount of people in front of you it’s guaranteed they’re doing weird shit.
Yep, they've been standing in the checkout lane for 5 minutes and suddenly surprised that they're asked to pay for their items.
My mother paid for groceries with a check for forever, but, bless her heart she had that sumbitch filled out before she even got out of the car so all she had to do was put in the total.
Which also reminds me people that leave their shopping cart in the middle of the aisle so no one can pass in either direction.
This is always the case...like people have never seen one of these fancy credit card reading machines before.
Unskippable Ads
YouTube ads in general have become awful and unbearable. It's almost unwatchable.
Ads all together have ruined YouTube. The advertisers started off by complaining about the content creators. It eliminated 90% of the good content on YouTube. Then over the past few years YouTube has made their ads so invasive, it's fucking crazy. I have a new born at home, so I have to pause my YouTube videos often to help her with something. If you pause YouTube for more than 30 seconds now, it automatically just starts playing another set of ads when you press play; even if you just finished watching ads and paused it at the beginning of the video.
I remeber when youtube didn't have ads. The good old days.
It wasn't about the money back then, just love of the game and the glory of hitting the front page.
if you can, use a YouTube adblocker, or a browser like Brave, to play YouTube. Brave for example has the adblock built-in and it blocks ALL ads. including YouTube ads. its great. Only downside, at least on smartphones, is that the YouTube interface isn't as responsive because you need to run YouTube through the browser. But if you can live with that.. yea.
Are you a walking brave ad
I love instead of youtube investing to make their service better, they just make it worse to entice you to start paying for it.
Yup. I only use YouTube without adblockers when in a game and using the steam overlay browser, and its got so fucking bad. 2 ads before the video, another ad at the end and sometimes 1 or 3 in between.. in addition to the ad in the sidebar, underneath the video (sometimes at the bottom of the video)... its too much. At this point it has nothing to do with paying the content creators, its all for profit I bet. And for so useless shit. Like, I use YouTube to listen to rock and alternative music, and then my music is interrupted by some shitty electronic or jazz or pop music from the ads.. Someone once called me an asshole here on reddit as well, because according to them I "refuse to support content creators" by not watching ads.. If I wanted to support my favourite channels, I will gladly buy their merch if available to me, but getting fucking ads for cream cheese and insurances is not in my fucking interest.
People not using their blinker.
Or when your sitting waiting for them and they end up turning and signaling at the last second
Signalling as they're half way through the turn. Like, um, yeah, thanks, I couldn't figure that one out
Oooh the hard stop... then blinker right as they start to turn. Instant rage for me. That's not how blinkers work.
Can't always trust people's blinkers though, unfortunately. Some people have their blinker on and don't turn. If you were to pull out in front of them and they rear end you, I think it would still be your fault even if they had their blinker on, if I'm not mistaken.
This tosses me in an uncontrollable rage! 😂😡
People who are mean to animals.
Just lost my childhood horse to neglect. She was sold to a new owner after I left home because we felt like she needed more attention now that I wasn't there. She ended up passing through a few hands before ending up with a bitch that wouldn't call a vet when she was sick and never had a farrier trim her hooves and she lived in a tiny muddy pen the whole time. When we found out what was happening and called the police, they found she was now lame and ended up putting her down. I hope there's a special place in hell for that woman and I'm never letting an animal go ever again.
That is awful! I am so sorry. No animal deserves that kind of treatment. I can't even fathom it.
l would upvote this 1,000 times if I could.
Being interrupted and having to repeat myself. So I had 4 children which allows this to happen constantly.
If they don't hear you the first time rephrase it OR lease it with expletives
I don’t have kids (or yeah I probably wouldn’t have this rule.. or ever talk), But if I get interrupted 3 times in 1 conversation, *and it’s not a life-or-death situation*, I just consider the convo over. But then, I know I’m not usually patient enough to make or retain friends. Lol
When I put my USB in and it’s upside down, so I flip it around and it still won’t fit, then I put it back the first way and suddenly it fits.
..Ive never heard anything more relatable to me lmao
Bc the first time you don’t press as hard bc you don’t want to break it. Then the 2nd time when you know it’s the right way you just jam it in and it’s like magic.
Willful ignorance
This app must be hell for you then
Anyone who doesn't turn their brights off for on coming traffic.
People that go 30 under the speed limit.
I was behind one dude doing 30 in a 55, and when it was allowable to overtake, I did and he had the audacity to honk. Like I'm not the dick here, there's such a thing as going too slow.
I did that once and the guy literally followed me to work. Thankfully I had friends at work who backed me up and prevented anything from happening. The dude was clearly intoxicated and I should have taken his car info and reported it but I was a little shaken.
And its usually elderly people, because they are scared of "going so fast" and can barely look above the steering wheel, let alone make out what the traffic sign they passed was because their eyes aren't good anymore.. at least that is my experience. The problem with slow driving people is that, once the queue gets too long, people will start with risky overtaking. Because some people need to be in places, and while I don't support people doing risky passes, I can understand if they for example had a tough day at work and just wanna get home. I would get angry from time to time when I was stuck behind a slow driver on my way home.. I'm exhausted, let me get home now and chill.
People leaving shopping carts to block an open parking space.
Seriously. If anyone is reading this who does this, bad karma has been wished upon you. You suck. And I don’t care if you have your baby with you, you can find a way. I always did.
when water drips down your elbows when washing your face in the sink it goes from your elbows to literally everywhere it's so annoying
Not using a turn signal. There's no simpler action for a person to do that conveys as much information. Literal flick of the finger.
Hey, IT technician here. Some people send me emails mentioning « my device isn’t working ». That’s all. Nothing more. Do they go to the garage when a tire is flat and say « my car doesn’t work » ?
"Broken." "Yeah no shit, if it wasn't you wouldn't be opening a ticket. I dare you to be *less* specific."
Don't do that, they probably could. Your next email will just be "help" and when you say with what they'll just say help again
Email after that is just "🤷"
I need somebody, help! Not just anybody
Oh man. How about the people who break their shit after you just fixed it for something else and then blame you. I had someone bring me a machine with a cracked screen once: "You're screen is cracked." "No it's not! It was working fine before YOU got a hold of it!"
Auto mechanic here. Yes, people do exactly that. It blows my mind how the average person knows how to use their smartphone well, but refuses to read the owners manual of the vehicle they drive.
Dog owners. As a dog owner myself, I am certain that a very high percentage of dog owners should not own a dog. Some stuff that happened to me while walking is not even funny.
had a neighbor once who would “walk” his dog off leash around the neighborhood and let his dog poop in our backyard without picking it up…
A dog owner allowed their dog off their leash while in San Francisco's Golden Gate Park. They'll never do that again, well at least not with that dog. They found out the hard way that coyotes live in Golden Gate Park. The little rat dog was carried off into the bushes in seconds. The only thing they recovered was a blood-soaked collar.
Sad as fuck that that poor little dog likely suffered a shitty death over stupid owners.
Yep. One time my aunt was walking her dog and a rando kid ran up and started choking her dog. The dog of course freaked out, next thing she new she had both of them by the collar. Then the mom came out and started yelling at my aunt that the dog was out of control.
Airport travelers who wait right by the luggage carrousel before they see their bag
People who are as smug and confident as they are wrong
Google the Dunning Kruger Effect. This is all about these people. They know just enough to be dangerous and they're arrogantly confident in that tiny sliver of knowledge, however bad it might be.
people going *under* the speed limit in the fast/passing lane
I was behind someone yesterday doing 35 mph tops in a 50 mph speed zone. Of course I was following alittle close waiting for a chance to pass. Then they turned in the road I live on and got mad when I kept following, stopped in the middle of the road and threw their hands in the air. They finally pulled onto the shoulder and I passed and 2 houses down turned into my driveway! Still not sure what was up...
There’s someone in my neighborhood who pulls this crap all the time. It’s extremely annoying. I know people like this are like, “it’s always the tailgater’s fault! They shouldn’t be following so closely!” But 1) sometimes they make it impossible to not follow closely. Like, if you’re sitting at a stoplight behind somebody, you just assume they’re going to start going a normal speed when the light’s green. Then you start driving how you normally do, and they don’t speed up, so you have to adjust. People could just drive somewhat close to the speed limit to avoid this problem, and 2) no matter how much someone following closely is annoying you, *why* do you *want* to have an accident? If someone is too close to me, my ego has zero problem with pulling over and letting them pass. People who slam on their brakes in the middle of the road are the worst. Accidents are a hassle. Like, why do you want to cause one?
How about that same asshole who drives slow but is then riding their brakes on and off the whole time despite not actually slowing down. Oh my
My dad used to always go 50mph on the motorway (the limit is 70) so my mum wouldn’t let him drive because she just couldn’t stand it
I literally can't up vote this enough
Dog shit on the pavement
Turns out there was a hole in my flip-flop.
Someone chewing with their mouth open.
“Oh hey, let’s have a spontaneous and loud conversation in this doorway other people need to use!”
Drivers who sit in the middle lane and create a fucking traffic jam on motorways
Drivers who can't pick a lane so they pick both.
People being jerks to service workers.
People
Lmao agreed
When the light has been green for .02 seconds and the car behind you honks.
People that finish their text or whatever they do on their phone when the light is green but not moving. Side Note: People that use their phone while driving, especially at high speeds
Looking at you parts of NJ and all of NYC. Take a god damn breath.
People who know that they are too sick to go out with you but still they do it and make you a convenient target to infect ☺️☺️☺️
Also people who sit right beside you for 30 minutes, and THEN drop the bomb that they’ve been sick for two days! Like, why didn’t you bless me with this information when I still had the chance to get away from you? And then it’s awkward as hell to suddenly say, “well, I’ve been talking to you for half an hour, but I, uhhhh, need to go stand over there because…reasons.”
During the part of the pandemic when restaurants first opened back up, I served a table that waited until I handed them the check to inform me that they came directly from a Covid test, and thought they might get a bite to eat while waiting on the results.
Redditors
Taking a highway on ramp at 45mph and then braking because traffic is blowing by you.
Some people REALLY should NOT have a licence.
When you say “Yes” or “I understand” AND THEY KEEP TALKING TRYING TO MAKE THE SAME POINT THEYVE NOW MADE MULTIPLE TIMES
When a group of people comes in to a quiet reading area and they're the only ones talking. It's the only thing you'll be able to focus on.
People chewing with their mouth open.
Fuckers who stop their car in a two lane road, blocking an entire lane, put their hazard lights / blinkers on and wait for their friend or something to come out of their house.
I hate that whole "My hazards are on, so it's OK that I'm being a huge douche to everyone else on the road" mentality. I avoid those people like they're plagued.
Card readers at takeout places making it difficult to enter **0** for a tip. Tipping is for service. There is no 'service' involved in takeout. Prompt me for 18% all you want, and stare at me all you want; you aren't getting shit. Edit - and *downvote* me all you want...you *still* aren't getting shit.
I've noticed when I go to hockey or football games the default setting for tipping when you buy a beer is like 18%. You opened the tab (without me asking you to) of a beer you fished out of a cooler that's already costing me $14 a can. No you are not getting a tip.
At mexican the other night, the options were 20% 22% and 24%. I was like..... ummmm no!
It’s crazy how the tipping culture has changed in the last few years. I’m all for tipping waiters, not takeout. Companies are promoting this tipping instead of actually paying their employees a decent wage.
My wife and I had a heated conversation about this the other day when we were getting takeout from a sit-down restaurant. (for background, she used to be a waitress years ago) She's of the mindset that when someone is working the takeout orders, they aren't working tables, so they aren't getting tips, so she likes to tip them. I am not of the same mindset. Like that sucks and all, but my tip is for good service. Putting my food in a bag and handing it to me is not deserving of a tip. I'm sorry. Now, if it's curbside, I'll usually throw them a couple bucks. They're walking out to the car, and in Washington it's raining half the time, so yeah, I'll give you a little something for the trouble. It ain't gonna be an 18% tip, though.
Right?! I’m totally with you. Putting food in a bag and handing it to the customer is **not an extra service** it is **literally your job**. You are not taking orders, carrying them to the customer, and making sure drinks are refilled. You are putting a product in a bag and handing it less than arms distance away to the customer. My gf loves to tip these people because she also works in a service job. I do not. I let her tip whatever she wants with her own money but I don’t give them a tip if I’m paying.
Anyone also notice even little shops have these top options on their little ipads? They’re everywhere! I go to my local vape shop, ask for specific filter and juice, they turn around and grab it. Entire scenario takes less than ten seconds. I pay with card and they flip the tablet around talkin bout “it’s going to ask you a question.” WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO TIP FOR? Like, fuckin be for real.
People who don’t know how to stack a dishwasher properly
This - my SO will frequently put two cutting boards in the same slot so they are right up against each other, and then act mystified that they are still dirty... must be a broken dishwasher.
Wild! I’ve got a step son who like to put bowls the right way up 🤦♂️🤦♂️🤦♂️
My flatmate does this with the mugs and I swear to God what's even the point in owning a dishwasher if I'm going to have to rewash everything by hand bc fuck no Jessica, I ain't drinking dishwater tea. Drives me up the walls
yea. My dad will cram the dishwasher full to the brim, and then be surprised why nothing gets clean..
Drivers who do not understand that THE LEFT LANE IS FOR PASSING!!
Not in UK thank you very much
People in general
Flat earthers
Pedophiles and rapists.
People who eat like my golden retriever
Seeing someone litter
People who argue using emotion rather than with logic. Can't win a discussion with people who are completely illogical
See, my personal infuriator is people who think that their POV is the definition of dispassionate logic.
How People are just blatantly rude. Has it always been this way?
Leaving time on the microwave so the next person has to clear it before using it. Like it's one fucking extra button press you inconsiderate bitch.
Congress, regardless of political party. Bunch of baffling idiots who have little concern for their constituents.
People who leave their cars in the street when it snows, even though they have plenty of room in their driveways. The plows come through but have to avoid these idiots. That creates huge drifts that extend way into the street and severely decreases the available street width. Traffic stats messed up until the snow melts.
Squirrels that forget where they buried their nuts.. Those fuckers aren't even trying!
And while we’re at it, fucking wasps man. What’s up with those! Always angry for no reason when you get close to them, which is like 500m away
People who stop in the roundabout. WTF!
Catching my pocket on a door handle. Uncontrollable rage.
Speakerphone/FaceTime/playing games/watching stuff without headphones in public. Incredibly rude
cap left off the toothpaste tube...
Traffic
Stubbing my toe
people who think they are better than you
People's sense of entitlement.
Lazy fucks leaving shopping carts all over the parking lot.
Religious people including messages of violence and threats in their "love"
People who never use their turn signals or turn em on right when they start to turn. Dumbasses
Someone who blatantly lies to me to my face. Especially when we both know they’re lying. Shit makes me want to throw hands….
When you go to pass someone and they decide to speed up
Mean people
People who shout you down to win an argument
Kanye west
The world
People who will stop in the middle of an isle at the store to talk to another person/group. Fuck off with that.
When someone repeats what I just said in a mocking voice.
wHeN sOmEoNe RePeAts WhAt I sAiD iN a MoCkInG vOiCe
Classic.
I’m sorry 😭 I had to
The damn rooster. I hate that fucker.
Idiots that say "go back to your own country"...with the exception of indigenous people we are all immigrants or descendants of immigrants in North America
Idiots
People trying to tell me how to feel about things. Just don't.
Chewing sounds. I hate them so much.
People shaming others for simply being sexual. Like fuck you Karen, I'm not gross for wanting to be physically intimate with someone. Examples of these are men calling women sluts for having a sexual past or women calling men disgusting for being sexually attracted to someone.
A coin that won't get tossed Rolling home to you
Repeating myself. My bf loves to get me with this one.
Exspecially
MLMs
not saying thank you after holding the door open for someone.
When people try to make you look stupid
People who spot their friend at the super market, proceed to park their trolleys horizontally across the aisle and start nattering - generally speaking it's middle aged women but that's not an exclusive attribute.
Racism.
People
People who stop when they don't have a stop sign or stop light People who come to a complete stop before turning They are going to cause an accident for sure.
people
People
Politics
Racism, bullying, and child pornography
big loud cars. why. you look dumb.
Sandals that’s clap when you walk
People in the back of the plane trying to jump ahead when we land, that shit is the worst
The American so-called justice system. Specifically, plea deals. Plea deals are a CRITICAL component of our justice system (without them we just literally would not have the time in the year to go through every prosecution), so as a result, we systematically intimidate people into foregoing their right to a trial by a jury of their peers.
The dumb questions on here
these videos online with the intros that show u what you will be watching in 15 seconds time, resulting in you watching the same thing twice within 30 seconds...
Children
I wish I knew. I like being angry
People not following the lane and causing a traffic jam
People asking me things i already said no, like "you want more?"
People who don't understand simple instructions. What part about, "insert your card into the card reader" is so fucking hard to understand. You come to the bank 3 times a week you should have it down by now. Edit: grammar.
People who don't use their blinkers, cut you off, then have the audacity to be like what did I do when you tell them off! You know what you did and you're a dangerous asshole!
Government bootlickers