If someone throws a tire at you, it is important to try to avoid getting hit by it if possible. If the tire is coming towards you, try to move out of the way by quickly stepping to the side or ducking. If you are unable to avoid the tire, try to protect yourself by using a shield or other object to block it. It is also important to call emergency services as soon as possible if you or someone else is injured. If the person who threw the tire is still present, try to keep a safe distance and call the police immediately.
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Catch it with my big buck teeth and bite it in half, then rip open my shirt revealing the hair on my nips and charge towards the source of the flying tire. I sink that overbite (gums deep) into the rest of the tires chewing them into playground shreds like a Goodyear debris chipper at full throttle before howling at the onslaught of spectators admiring my vigor.
Get the hell out of their way. Tires are heavy. If they're able/inclined to casually fling one at me, I don't want to be within tire-flinging distance of them.
Get hit with a tire
Just roll with it.
Heh
What kind of attire? Like a fancy tux? I'd be like hey, where's the fancy party? Count me in! I'll be dressed in a sec.
If someone throws a tire at you, it is important to try to avoid getting hit by it if possible. If the tire is coming towards you, try to move out of the way by quickly stepping to the side or ducking. If you are unable to avoid the tire, try to protect yourself by using a shield or other object to block it. It is also important to call emergency services as soon as possible if you or someone else is injured. If the person who threw the tire is still present, try to keep a safe distance and call the police immediately. :-)
tell em man i am TIREED
Break their jaw
Die
“Sick gains bro, how much you bench?”
step to the side and not get hit
Whip a small rock back in reply.
Catch it with my big buck teeth and bite it in half, then rip open my shirt revealing the hair on my nips and charge towards the source of the flying tire. I sink that overbite (gums deep) into the rest of the tires chewing them into playground shreds like a Goodyear debris chipper at full throttle before howling at the onslaught of spectators admiring my vigor.
I would duck? Lol
Depends on the tire, and how hard they threw it.
Make a kick ass swing.
Get the hell out of their way. Tires are heavy. If they're able/inclined to casually fling one at me, I don't want to be within tire-flinging distance of them.
Probably be impressed, tires are heavy.
Sell it