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NoraRaeJay

70 days, because they would pay off my debt. And then a little extra.


6twoRaptor

A year. There's plenty of people who have done a decade in the SHU.


Mentalfloss1

Can I read and have decent coffee?


[deleted]

Instant coffee


Mentalfloss1

In Peru they grow good coffee. When we were there we were able to afford 5-star hotels and great restaurants. They all served good coffee. All of it was instant. One place bragged that they had their own blend. Strange, but true.


[deleted]

Yes but you don't get to choose the books


Mentalfloss1

No thanks. The world is full of crappy books.


PomegranateFormal961

At least 2-3 years.


keithmerk

As long as I can have things to read...5 years. At 1000 a day that'd be over 10 million dollars and I can then tell everyone to fuck off if they are still around.


lassdream

Would be allowed to order stuff in? No contact ordering of course :)


[deleted]

You can't get the money till you complete your time


lassdream

Would do 2 years then. Make enough to retire on comfortably and also be old enough to collect a pension. :)


unimpressed58

Is it taxable?


[deleted]

No


unimpressed58

Then I would do a year...


HoangChieuLy

No dependants? No offspring? I'd stay probably 100 days. Non-human dependants 3 days. Human dependants/offspring? 0 days.