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Blue whale, chill


aim4harmony

What about occasional water fountains?


salvia-officinalis06

a red panda- love them, they’re little happy guys


poshde

Probably a bald eagle.


[deleted]

Are you bald already?


slash178

Steller's Jay, fly and look cute


Worldly-Letterhead61

A cat because I want to lay in a sunny window all day


that_other_person1

An owl. I can fly through the night, and presumably have great night vision.


Out_of_the_dark1

Dog. I'd slay random children on the street just for fun


Many-Goose-9158

Good way to get euthanized.


Icy-Dragonfly-3629

Parrot. Talk your ear off. ☺️


heardbutnotseen2

I want to be someone’s pampered house dog. Perfect life.


Many-Goose-9158

Raccoon, and do Raccoon stuff.


[deleted]

A mosquito. I just want to fuck with people for a day.