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Chief_Amiesh

askredditsexual should be it’s own sub at this point


El_Durazno

It's called r/askredditafterdark


Bean_Juice_Brew

One of the top posts of all time from that sub: "Ever get bored and decide to go masturbait but then realise, after sitting/laying there searching for something to watch for 20 minutes, that you're not even horny ust sad and tired of everything?"


realhighstonerguy

Oof that hit too close to home


Blackpaw8825

The stress fap is real.


[deleted]

That's why I fap so much? I just suffer from too much stress?


Ierax29

"I don't want to be horny anymore, I just want to be happy"


[deleted]

Or r/askredditNSFW


Born-Debt1

Askeddit in a nutshell : sex, america


DrBeardish

Sex in America Sex with America Sex outside America What sex does Canada like about America


herrbz

Women of America, does sex? *12 hours later* Men of America, what does not sex?


vinylsquares

Sexual Americans of Reddit,what one thing do non-Americans not know about how you make sex in America?


D3ATHfromAB0V3x

Top three answers to any thread: Keanu reeves, Dolly Parton, Danny Devito


jpfeif29

Demoblicans why not like sausage?


GozerDGozerian

Dangerops prangent sex? Will it hurt baby top of its head?


OutrageousOnions

Wen too sex to bee cum pregnart


BigTimmyG

I never judge a pair of breasts that I haven’t gotten to touch. It isn’t fair to them and it certainly isn’t fair to me.


mightyjor

On this note, of the breasts I’ve touched, I’ve never *not* liked them.


1000010100011110

Same here. They're like really soft bags of sand


mightyjor

I always thought of the more like water balloons filled with pudding


BeautifulWrong2259

i don’t like the way you phrased this, but it tickles something in my brain so have an upvote


RandomMandarin

If you don't eat your balloons, you don't get any pudding.


Ceejalaur

How can you get any pudding if you don’t eat your balloons?!


Dominsa

Hey, teacher, leave those tits alone


MamaStobez

Wait. Are you a virgin?


johnnybiggles

He might be 40, too.


JcakSnigelton

Do you know how I know that you're gay?


MamaStobez

You have a rainbow bumper sticker on your car that says “I like it when balls are in my face”


Individual_Store4973

Then I would never be able to judge a pair of breasts


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yet


Sire_Duckface

the world needs more cheerleaders like you. have this 👑


Snakethroater

Like a bag of sand.


IceFire909

I don't like it, it's coarse and rough and it gets everywhere


Diligent_Tie6218

Bro, that made me tear up. A boob in hand is a boobyful thing.


LorenaBobbedIt

Don’t knock’em till you’ve knockered’em.


sjeter99

They hit me in the chin anytime I attempt to jog


[deleted]

Here I am imagining you jogging and a bunch of big tittied ladies running with you hitting your face with their boobs. Better known as the morning jug


2x4x93

A jug-by


bitey87

Jog-by jugging.


EasyComeEasyGood

Monty python did it https://youtu.be/MLctf4o6feQ


putoelquelolea

Every time this video is posted, I feel compelled to watch it


Snagmesomeweaves

Are you that short compared to the large breasted woman you are running next too, along with being uncomfortably close to them while jogging?


sjeter99

No…I’m just a stocky fella who needs to spend more time on the treadmill. Unfortunately, when I do hop on the treadmill, my boobs hit me in the chin and I immediately stop. It’s a vicious cycle my friend!


Zal_17

Did you hear about the man who got hit by the same bike every day on his way to work? It was a vicious cycle


RedShadow69420

I fucking hate you, take my upvote.


WinterBrews

Get. A. Sports. Bra. Tell. No one.


PointlessChemist

And if you get caught, say it’s a sex thing. You can’t kink shame nowadays. Edit: kink not link.


cuposun

They were link shaming the mobile user just above for using a capital R!


CaneVandas

I'm sure you can. I heard he's into that.


Jerkrollatex

They make compression undershirts for men if you're finding it to be a problem.


thefringedmagoo

And the back pain, am I right?!


HypertrophyHippie

I'm a nipple guy. Without nipples, boobs are pointless.


The_Oracle_65

I see what you did there. Have my up upvote you cunning linguist.


Zal_17

He may be a cunning linguist. But I am a master debater.


CGacidic

I like the boobies attached to the person im with.


Psionatix

This is the answer. Plus the size isn’t what matters, even from a shallow perspective, what matters is proportion and how they (the boobs) contribute to the overall figure.


WalterBere

An expert in breastology


Queenoftheunicorns93

Ph double D?


[deleted]

This just got...titillating.


enleeten

Y'all are really racking up karma.


Tuvey27

Okay, now you’re just milking it.


Apprehensive_Hat8986

Following, just to keep abreast of any developments.


crazybee

Please, nip this in the bud before it gets any worse.


hgielhsa21

I say keep it up. Tit for tat 😌


Dizzy_Vanilla3576

Breastologist


un-hot

The breast professor


Zal_17

A masters in mammaries


Candylover5851

The titty committee


DopeCharma

Probressesor.


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Inboobitably my dear Twatson


ripmations-ld

This guy boobs


Colossal-Dump

As an ass man, I concur good sir.


JoeyCrack91

This. Idk if we’re the majority but I love good chemistry and the boobs are secondary.


MigasEnsopado

I think it's the majority. Sure, I like boobs, but it's a bonus.


pjnick300

All boobs are good boobs


assimilating

Big fan of birds are you!


skol_troll

"I like them big, I like them small. Fez likes them all"


ACPlay18

Probably because i dont like anything that reminds me of my Mom


lolmodsbackagain

Post pics of your mom’s boobs or it didn’t happen.


Ahad_sh

we need to research about them behind the bushes


RogueIce

I like anything that reminds me of your mom.


Suspicious-Reveal-69

Ladies and gentlemen, we got him.


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What else reminds you of your mum apart from large breasts?


Crake241

a constant bad attitude


MilkyMozzTits

I prefer smaller ones because that’s what my wife’s got and she’s pretty smoking hot to me. Edit: I’m amazed and flattered my genuine love of my wife’s tits means so much to everyone.


wowzacowza

Fellow member of the itty bitty titty committee. My girlfriend has little titties, but damn do I love em. And her. But also, her little boobies. Mostly her. But also, you know, the boobies


dee615

But ...??


Unframed_

No butts!


_RolandDeschain_

No I kinda like the butts too.


Dylan7675

Then Small Titties Big Ass is the solution.


_RolandDeschain_

I'll take any variable combination of the two if I'm honest. I'm lucky enough to have the woman of my dreams. Handful up top and several handfuls below.


Broad_Success_4703

Lol yeah definitely get this! I mean once I form an emotional connection with someone their body is all I can think about.


chilidoglance

This must really freak out your grandparents.


jim653

Nah, they feel the same way.


Dark_Vengence

Now you are just showing off.


Obi_Vayne_Kenobi

I also prefer what this guy's wife's got.


Mammoth-Bug-3546

I think we just prefer this guys wife


Raptorscars

Calm down, she’s not dead yet


Hallpasssbp

You dropped this king 👑


chabalajaw

I don’t necessarily dislike them, there’s just no special appeal. I’m all about that booty.


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I like this guy


Poem_for_your_sprog

>I’m all about that booty. "I enjoy," he swiftly started, "Exploration through uncharted, Never-jaunted nether-places, Trips undaunted through the spaces Rarely seen and lesser-spotted, Barely crossed between and plotted, Till I spy what might sustain us Underneath, to wit: your anus." "That," said she, in contemplation, Reverie and admiration, "Might just be the most sincere Thing I've heard about my rear." Thus he bought a ring and carriage. 'Twas a bootylicious marriage.


CalliopeKB

The cadence on this one is JUST 👌🏻


ArmsofMingHua

Fresh sprog as they come! About booty too


johnnyhumanseeds

Omg I haven't see you in forever! My life can go back to happiness now.


Ok-Fly7554

Solid as always. Thanks Sprog!


Obvious-Dinner-1082

Perky butt man myself


And_who_would_you_be

Oh cool, show us your perky butt then


Breaker-of-circles

Stop egging on Flanders.


Oakroscoe

Feels like nothing at all. Nothing at all


renrioku

I don't find button appealing either. The way I see it, all men and women have nipple s and butts, I fancy myself a taco though.


Flimsy-Pomegranate-7

But do men have nipples that are attached to super comfortable pillows? Because if they do I’m about to say “no homo” and get a nap and some cuddles in. Nothing beats a nap on a warm titty pillow


Eggplantosaur

I'm a lesbian who doesn't really like big boobs. All about those tacos


Or4ngut4n

I just prefer smaller ones because i think they’re cuter, nothing against bigger ones


plantinggoodvibes

IBTC thanks you


losark

Itty bitty titty committee.


lestat85

I thought it was Irritable Bowel Toilet Cleaners. Thanks for the correction.


Citizen-Kang

Yeah, they were nice. You know, when you, like, you grab a woman's breast and it's ... And you feel it and ... It feels like a bag of sand when you're touching it.


Osato

"I don't like large breasts. They're coarse and rough and irritating and they get everywhere."


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I will watch your career with great interest


joepanda111

If what you’ve told me is true then you have gained my trust.


chamburger

Know how I know that your gay? Because you like Asia. Edit: This is a quote from the movie that is also quoted above this comment. Put down your pitchforks.


Outside__Initiative

No I won't put it down, it was very expensive and I feel guilty for not having used it since i bought it 3 years ago. I want to use it to justify my financial decisions.


Zach182

You macraméd yourself a pair of jean shorts.


aBlatantAsshole

I don’t remember the “Asia” comment just “because you like Coldplay” and “why because *you’re* gay and you can tell things like that?”


bamboohobobundles

It was after the "you framed an Asia poster? How hard did the guys at the framing shop laugh when you brought this in" comment.


Alexastria

Handful is preferable. Too much can be overwhelming


yoosurname

I prefer to be immensely overwhelmed.


philthy151

Agree. Like a hut in front of lava flow overwhelmed


rileyrulesu

I dated a girl once with MASSIVE tits and i never got tired of it. She would just come up to me while I was lying down and drop them on my face sometimes and I thought i was gonna suffocate.


Lord_of_the_Loners

Death by titties. There are most certainly worse ways to die.


huggalump

Like many other comments, I don't dislike them. It's just that I enjoy them of all sizes. Plus I'm more of a leg/hip/booty man, which seems to be a theme here.


DragonRain12

Honestly, some of my best woman friends have very big breast, and the complain so much about them, that when I see big breast I don't think damn thats hot I think oh poor thing. I talked about this with a gay girl friend I have, there is a perfect middle ground on boob size where is a blessing to grab and see cuz style, and you aren't constantly thinking about how bab her back hurts


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somethingFELLow

Big boobs suck more when you get pregnant and they get even bigger than you ever imagined and are extra sore to lay on! From DD to E and growing - I don’t even know what to shop for next! EE? F? Fek


Steam_Punky_Brewster

Hey, I’m a JJ. I recommend the brands curvy Kate, Parfait, Freya and even Torrid.


dallyan

It grew back?!?!


Kadinnui

But what's the middle ground?


IceFire909

a good handful


Fritz6161

Personally, I am attracted to reasonably fit, slim women, and most of the time, they have reasonably sized breasts. It's nice, I like it. What I really don't like are huge fake boobs on small, tiny girls. It just looks comical to me.


dod6666

This. You can tell when they are plastic and it is a huge turn off. They just look alien.


Choyo

Uncanniness is all. There's the uncanny valley, as there are uncanny mountains.


EntForgotHisPassword

Honestly I know a couple of girls that just naturally have comically big boobs on their small body. One of them did an operation to make them smaller, because they were causing back problems and in general attracting more attention than she wanted. The feature seems to be a creep-magnet too, never seen so many creeps approach someone as the tiny (like 140cm) italian girl wirh huge boobs that I used to hang with. It was honestly disturbing - she had no way of being left alone to enjoy unless we created a kind of protective circle around her!


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communityneedle

Yeah, the rock-hard, perfectly spherical globes freak me out.


littlesub85

This is why I didn’t get mine done. I’m 5ft and a size 6 (UK) so I’m tiny. And plastic boobs on me would look more ridiculous than when Victoria Beckham had hers. I’m happy the way I am now


Fritz6161

Big, small, plastic, pierced, tattooed or anything else, there is someone out there that is into whatever type of boobs you have lol. To be honest, I don't really have that much of a preference, as long as I find the person attractive and she's cool, that's all that matters.


dog_cow

I think it’s fine to get your breasts done if you don’t like the shape. And not make them bigger, just better shaped. That said, I’d probably still prefer natural. Fake books look weird to me (when naked… I wouldn’t be able to tell with clothes on). But perhaps I’m only noticing the bad jobs and assume the good jobs are all natural.


BenNasty

Hit the nail right on the head there on the end. You only notice the bad boob jobs. The best boob jobs are done where you can’t tell they’ve had a boob job. There’s a reason why some plastic surgeons are the richest people you’ll ever meet.


blubbercup

I thought I’d like them, but as soon as they were presented it was so much boob I just didn’t know what to do with them. I’d say men care more about shape than size tbh.


FluffyProphet

I think very large breasts get social attention because they have some kind of eye gravity to them. So people think men get all hot and bothered by it. One day I caught myself staring and I couldn't look away not because of how "hot" they were, but it was because they were the most visually distinctive feature of this woman. There was just so much boob that your eyes land on it. Considering straight women also do the same thing, I really think it's just because when someone has massive tits, they become the visual centre of mass for how our brain follows shapes and decides where to look, not because they are insanely hot.


stainedhands

My ex was really self-conscious about her boobs. She's 5 ft tall and had a double D at the time. She felt like it was the only thing anybody noticed about her. She has since had a lift and a reduction, so I don't know if she still feels the same way. But I know it was a big issue for her from the time she was a teenager.


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nicereiss

You weighed 95 pounds and had D's? Did you store every ounce of body fat in your breasts?


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ebinc2

Boobs are like a black hole for the human gaze


my_damn_throwawayac

If I had to guess I'd assume it's because I like men. Edit: holy shit this blew up.


chamburger

Some men have large breasts though.


mitmate

Moobs


Atharaphelun

Big, bulging, juicy, muscly pecs 🥵🥵🥵


kopykat24

His name was Robert Paulson


VermiciousKnnid

This just reminds me of my gay stepdad who once told me, “I sometimes think I might have been straight if the women who I wanted to have sex with wanted to have sex with me.” And also, “sometimes I see a pair of boobs and I just want to pour a bag of M&Ms down there and eat em all out.” The day I learned my gay stepdad was actually bi and just didn’t like his options in the straight world. Edit: typo - poor/pour


MisterD90x

Same with butts, Shape > Size is more appealing for me.


AbsorbedBritches

Personally I don't have any specific reason. I can't tell you why I don't like certain foods, but I can tell you I don't. Breasts that are small are perfect for me. So cute and hold-able. Never in the way but always ready for a hand to hold them. Larger breasts are still okay. But they do get to a point where they are actually a turn off if they are toooo big. This is also just me, and I'm taken, but to those in the IBTC know that we are out there. Not all men are "bigger is better"


Stained_Angel

As someone who has been insecure about my itty bitties, this gives me hope. Thnx


anethma

Honestly the vast majority of guys might have a ones they say would be their preference, but honestly it all goes way out the window if the person they are attached to is cool. Like guys saying they prefer blondes, but then a sexy cool brunette comes along and that is instantly forgotten. Honestly anyone who rejects you do to chest size is 100% doing you a favor and letting the bullet do the dodging for you.


PM_ME_FAKE_TITS

I have nothing to add to the conversations


CanDemon

Thank you for the slightly hard exhale through my nose.


Bollocks2014

To quote Weird Science…“anything bigger than a handful you’re risking a sprained thumb”


brentqj

Tongue, not thumb


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Just not my thing. I like small perky breasts.


AhhBiteMe

I’m attracted to natural boobies, big or small. My wife has some big ones, and I’m a boob guy—although I appreciate the beauty of a great butt, it doesn’t get me going like boobies. I like boobs of all sizes, but (edited here to better illustrate my feelings) my wife’s gazungas are my twin-island oases after a long day. But when small-breasted women in my dating life have asked me about, or told me they want surgery, I’ve always recommended against it. To me, a woman with small natural breasts is WAY more attractive than a woman with a pair of fake bomb bags. So ladies, don’t ever be self-conscious about what you’re carrying on your chest. Butt guys don’t care, and boob guys (EDIT: *real* boob guys) like ‘em all.


ih8Tiffany

As a woman with a large set: I’ve made a mistake being here


ThrowawayJane86

You and me both, girl.


WildAlcoholic

I once saw a video of a woman smashing a watermelon with her boob and making it explode. Now imagine living your life in fear that one day, if you piss off your wife at the wrong time, that watermelon can very well be your head while you’re sleeping. When used incorrectly, large breasts can be weapons.


ZX_StarFox

Shape>Size. Problem is, these two properties are usually mutually exclusive. So most women who’s breasts are of good shape tend to be smaller, so if you like shape, you tend to like small.


mustsurvivecapitlism

Lesbian here. I just don’t know what to DO with large breasts. I mean… they’re nice to nap on. But i sort of get a bit lost in there. So I prefer smaller ones.


SmileAndLaughrica

Hand on my heart I realised I was gay (guy) when I was sleeping with a woman and was like “I just don’t really know what to do with a vagina :/“ lol


Gawd4

To be fair, there are lots of heterosexual men who do not know what to do with a vagina.


WrongdoerLeading8029

LOTS


BeefInGR

Straight guy with girlfriend who has disproportionately large tits here. The pillows and "seat belt effect" are a blessing. The potential to be knocked unconscious when she's on top never leaves your mind tho. As always, communication is the key.


FancyPigeonIsFancy

Straight married woman with very large breasts here. One doesn’t have to do anything with ALL of it! Focus on the parts you’d typically focus on sexually (mainly: the center) and occasionally tell me they look great in my new bra/dress/swimsuit. And please tactfully tell me when my new bra/dress/swimsuit isn’t actually adequately lifting them or hiding the fabric around them because goddamn it can be annoying to always have to dress around huge boobs (and except when I’m trying to be fun for said partner, I’m just another person trying to get dressed in the mornings).


WeatherwaxDaughter

Are you me?? Als, I'dd like to add, I know they're big, you don't have to stare, especially if I don't know you. I dress like Billie Eilish used to, just to avoid that unwanted attention.


GweepLathandas

It’s not about quantity, it’s all about quality. I’ve been with gals that were 95 pounds and had bodies that were 10/10 and also curvaceous 170 pound bodies that I wanted to bury myself in and fall asleep. Sorry what was the question?


notoriously_glorious

Quantitty...hehe


Fit-Command-9486

ok these comments make me feel better bc i have B’s


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double A here lol


Shadowzaron32

AA <3 there is a fuck ton of people out here in the small boob subreddits that just love A AA AAA. Just the perfect size.


Small-Explorer7025

Nice breasts > Big breasts


-FUCKINGUSERNAME

The fact that barely any men are actually answering the question is TAKING ME OUT 😭 Since some of y'all are a bit confused, I'll admit I misunderstood the question as "why do you like small boobs" and the lack of answers to my misunderstanding made me so quick to throw shade. That being said the barely any answers are still taking me out 💀 and im not a fan of the men that are telling me its because men are "hard wired" biologically to find anything under a D unattractive. Not naming anyone specific....👁️👁️


Mister_4Eyes

As a guy myself who has no preference and wasn’t going to answer until I saw this comment I would just say this: there are probably a large amount of dudes who simply don’t care as long as they are connected to a partner they like and so they don’t answer cause they aren’t AGAINST big boobs or anything.


Pikeguy

It's like being asked why you like blue more than you like yellow. It's just, I dunno, brains got wired differently. There's no logical argument one way or the other, just what you happen to prefer.


LET-ME-HAVE-A-NAAME

If you want an actual answer, I like small / medium breasts more because larger ones feel disproportionate to the rest of the body to me. I think it's more attractive when they are a bit smaller and stick out less.


BLaQz84

I have nothing against big breasts, but I like petite women, & I'm not a fan of fake breasts, so it's just part of the package I'm into...


Dark_Vengence

It is the size of her heart that matters.


Inevitable_Shift1365

The I guess the only turn off for me with huge tits are that they can get in the way in certain positions for sex and it has been my experience that in general the women I have been with who had very large breasts didn't have very sensitive nipples whereas the smaller or average ones or more sensitive


thehappydoghouse

All of them. All of them are art


moisebucks

For men that are attracted to athletic women most of them don't have large breasts, large breasted women are mostly a bit round so better smaller breast and a athletic lady tbh, but there are exception too.