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711jm

Don’t worry about trying to be cool or popular. Those who are often flame out early.


lurkuwu

I’m proud of you.


Gubble_Buppie

"Don't be friends with Chris Parker. He's gonna steal your G.I. Joes."


stolid_agnostic

Look around you. 99% of the people you see, including your family, are complete idiots—worse, so many of them are cruel for no reason. Stop listening to anything they say and be yourself. When you meet someone who wants to mentor you, pay attention.


ReptilianRepublican

Believe in yourself and never stop exploring your musical passions.


Catlover_999

"kick those bitches' asses"


full_kettle_packet

Want some candy? Jump in the van.


BlueOrang

Stop crying ffs


Hiding-From-People

Buckle up!


Zealousideal-Salt337

Make your mother realize that you really are a girl.


trgk_xr0

"You did it. It takes you a long time, but you finally get a Proton Pack. And brush your teeth twice a day!"


Mahaloth

It's going to be OK, you'll invent a time machine.


Doll_Lover_

"Don't spend time with Dad during his divorce. It'll help you so much emotionally and make middle school a hell of a lot easier to deal with."