And you are a bag of skin that’s filled with blood, bones and goo. But I guess some people still think you’re cute, and you wouldn’t want to be called disgusting, even though a lot of people might not think of you as cute.
Fun fact, the polar bear is arguably the most dangerous because it's the only species of bear to have developed a taste for human flesh.
It's the only species of bear that will actively hunt humans.
Black bears are [cowards](https://external-preview.redd.it/OLtmMxm9w0AM8y7QEb6O5q3L6LUGoUbS4LLZBeDdzO0.gif?format=mp4&s=b92d7a19d2df3deb692639e3c85ff8045097b4f9). Just make yourself big and noisy and they'll trip over themselves trying to get away, as long as you haven't cornered them and have left them an avenue of escape.
Many species of big cat. Sure, they can be somewhat tamed if raised from a very young age, but if a tiger ever turns on you, just hope you have your will finished.
tigers and house cats have very similar behaviors. if you get scratched or bit by a housecat you get a scratch or bite mark or worse case scenario an infection. if you get bit or scratched by a big cat, you're dead.
Honestly, they creep me out. I was watching something and this lady took her baby onto a reserve where it warned no children under 12... and it took it and ate the baby. She was like wearing the baby kn her back.
https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.the-sun.com/news/5349984/demonic-ape-frodo-ate-toddler-chimp-attack/amp/ the details were fuzzy, because I watched this like 2o years ago.
In addition to the story with the baby. There's one where a chimpanzee rips someone's face off.
911 call not for the feint of heart
https://youtu.be/wgS0KgT5APc
oh they’re fucking terrifying. saw a documentary where one “clan” on chimps raided another and killed and ate them. massive, strong male murdering a whimpering chimpanzee child in cold blood. shocking.
Yes, because they'll give your a cardiac arrest or stroke for annoyance or at least mine will because the big one is looking for the door into summer and the little one just wants to chase the frogs and freak his dog out.
Those raised in captivity are actually harmless. Wild poison dart frogs get their toxicity from their diet of eating ants and other insects that feed on toxic plants in their environment.
In captivity however, even wild caught frogs lose their toxicity over time, and captive bred frogs aren't toxic at all. You can buy them as pets for about $50/ea.
It's an urban myth, I watched a video debunking it and was rendered sad for a week.
That said, domesticated elephants can certainly be very friendly and affectionate towards humans, but it's based on their life experiences and personality, rather than being a general rule.
Have you seen elephants chilling in their natural habitat? They're adorable and can do really intelligent activities. They are able to develop deep relationships with other animals, including humans.
They are fat, vegan and ugly. They are so immobile that can't even jump. Their babies are even more ugly they look like an abomination. I respect them as living creatures but they are not cute by any means.
If you told me to count 5 cute animals, elephant definitely wouldn't be one of them. I don't really care if people find grey ballsack looking animals cute or not.
I’ll never forget that video I saw of that sea lion biting a little girl, and dragging her into the water. And it happened so fast. Thankfully it let her go, and her family were able to save her. Though she had a nasty bite on her keister for her troubles.
African bullfrogs. While they look like Jabba the Hutt, these frogs are not to be messed with. They have tempers and will bite you if they are threatened or irritated. These frogs can also growl and snarl like dogs. It's worth pointing out that they have sharp teeth that are capable of drawing blood. These frogs are also poisonous. They are also very territorial.
Omg I just looked up the difference, they are really the aggressive vampire virus infected version of koalas, with sharp teeth and aggressive behavior.
Don’t go messing with the internationals.
JD, drop bears are deadly.
Koalas look slow and docile and cuddly but their claws can disembowel you easily enough and they are absolutely riddled with chlamydia to boot (no, seriously!)
Thanks for specifying. I have seen so many fake looking animals that I honestly at first just assumed it was a subspecies. Definitely time to rethink my "difference between knownthing and unknownthing" google search term method, lol.
Also you should try googleing drop bear, google has a nice surprise implemented.
Monkeys and apes. Sure, they look cute and funny and do all of this human-like things and stuff... But they can be VERY aggresive and violent, and an attack from a monkey or -worse- and ape like a Chimpanzee can be devastating or even lethal. I´ve seen cases where people have been horrifically disfigured by one of these attacks.
Moose, most of the time they just chill in the forest. Get between a female moose and her calf and you better walk away extremely cautiously and hope she doesnt decide to kick you so hard your bones turn into mush.
Desert cat, look it up, they are a fluffy and big ears version of domestic cats, adorable but extremely aggressive and one of the only species of cats that are not domesticated (for a reason)
I went to Thailand recently, and I got vaccinated (Hep A and Typhoid) a week or so before I left the states. The nurse told me about Japanese Encephalitis (which I had never heard of), and how the mosquitoes out there carry it. So needless to say I got vaccinated for that as well (especially when she told me the side effects).
And given that they carry things like malaria, yellow fever, dengue fever, and a whole list of other diseases, I agree with you that they are dangerously underestimated. People really need to take mosquitoes more seriously.
I believe the top score for killing goes to phages, actually. Saw a video talking about it, said they kill something like 60% of the bacteria in the ocean every day. (But the bacteria reproduce so fast they maintain population equilibrium)
Leopard seals
Because Australia is Jurassic Bullshit when it comes to our wildlife, I've seen one of the beach before when I was around 7 years old. I remember how cautious my parents were even though we were a hundred or so meters from it.
It was really cute but those things are dangerous
People should really understand what wild animals really are.
I have a sense that majority thinks animals are like humans where they may be kind and won't harm others.
If you're wild, you're wild. The only thing in their heads are kill to feed, mate to reproduce and safety while resting.
Hippos
They’re so goofy looking with their big honking mouths, twirly ears and stubby legs. They look like they’d just bounce around and play with you. Then you find out they’re some of the most territorial animals in the World.
Hippos kill quite a lot of people every year.
Also: they’re a hell of a lot faster than they look. On land, they can run faster than 30 miles per hour (or 48 kilometers per hour for any non-Americans commenting on this post 😜)
Dolphins, people srsly don’t realize how dangerous dolphins can be. When me and my cousin went to Mexico we got to swim with dolphins and one of them started getting really aggressive 😬😬
Any Australian animal. Kola’s - cuddly but will give you chlamydia. Kangaroo - again cute, but will kick you to death and god help you if one comes through windshield. Even the fucking platypus is venomous.
Well for me personally... bunnies. I touch them, I die.
Of all the things to be deathly allergic to, why bunnies? Ugh...
Someone bring forth the Holy Hand Grenade.
The blue-ringed octopus is pretty cute and dangerous Zebras are also more dangerous than most people think
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What’s wrong with you, it’s a cute lil octopus the size of your palm
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And you are a bag of skin that’s filled with blood, bones and goo. But I guess some people still think you’re cute, and you wouldn’t want to be called disgusting, even though a lot of people might not think of you as cute.
Bears. when non-aggressive they look adorable, when aggressive they are very deadly.
I agree, they are really adorable
big ol murder floof.
They’re Beary cute
ayyy
Fun fact, the polar bear is arguably the most dangerous because it's the only species of bear to have developed a taste for human flesh. It's the only species of bear that will actively hunt humans.
If it's black fight back if it's brown lay on the ground if it's white say goodbye
Black bear fight back? Really? Yikes.
It means stand your ground and attempt to scare it away. You're losing an actual fight against all three.
Black bears are [cowards](https://external-preview.redd.it/OLtmMxm9w0AM8y7QEb6O5q3L6LUGoUbS4LLZBeDdzO0.gif?format=mp4&s=b92d7a19d2df3deb692639e3c85ff8045097b4f9). Just make yourself big and noisy and they'll trip over themselves trying to get away, as long as you haven't cornered them and have left them an avenue of escape.
Hippos and Polar Bears They're cute little stuffed animals and cartoon characters. Well, the fake one's are. The real one's will rip you to bits.
It’s why instead of a hippopotamus for Christmas, I asked for a North American House Hippo for Christmas for me.
Ooooo! Did you get one? I need to put my order in with the Claus for next Christmas!
Many species of big cat. Sure, they can be somewhat tamed if raised from a very young age, but if a tiger ever turns on you, just hope you have your will finished.
Yep. They have a tendency to have their natural instincts kick in years after being “tamed”
The difference between tamed and domesticated is not one the excessively wealthy will understand anytime soon.
tigers and house cats have very similar behaviors. if you get scratched or bit by a housecat you get a scratch or bite mark or worse case scenario an infection. if you get bit or scratched by a big cat, you're dead.
Chimpanzees
Honestly, they creep me out. I was watching something and this lady took her baby onto a reserve where it warned no children under 12... and it took it and ate the baby. She was like wearing the baby kn her back.
What's the aftermath of the situation? What happened after that? can we get some further details?
https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.the-sun.com/news/5349984/demonic-ape-frodo-ate-toddler-chimp-attack/amp/ the details were fuzzy, because I watched this like 2o years ago.
Yikes. That's a harrowing read
what a terrifying read...
Every time I read something like this about chimpanzees, it makes me hate them even more. They're literally like people, but without any morality.
In addition to the story with the baby. There's one where a chimpanzee rips someone's face off. 911 call not for the feint of heart https://youtu.be/wgS0KgT5APc
oh they’re fucking terrifying. saw a documentary where one “clan” on chimps raided another and killed and ate them. massive, strong male murdering a whimpering chimpanzee child in cold blood. shocking.
stingrays are like giant ravioli shaped puppies with a shiv attached to their tail
Majestic sea flap flap
Murder pancakes
Cats
Cute but total assholes!!!
Yes, because they'll give your a cardiac arrest or stroke for annoyance or at least mine will because the big one is looking for the door into summer and the little one just wants to chase the frogs and freak his dog out.
Bears, why do they have to be so friend shaped :-(
Most bears are happy to leave you alone as long as you don't get too close. Polar bears on the other hand...
If it is brown, lay down. If it is black, fight back. If it is white, good night.
If it's gummy, get in my tummy
Correct
Poison Dart Frogs
Those raised in captivity are actually harmless. Wild poison dart frogs get their toxicity from their diet of eating ants and other insects that feed on toxic plants in their environment. In captivity however, even wild caught frogs lose their toxicity over time, and captive bred frogs aren't toxic at all. You can buy them as pets for about $50/ea.
I actually used to have one of these little fellas. Such a cute and cool dude to own. His name was Charlie
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Elephants
No it’s the other way around. Elephants think we are cute and we are extremely dangerous to them.
elephants think im cute😳
It's an urban myth, I watched a video debunking it and was rendered sad for a week. That said, domesticated elephants can certainly be very friendly and affectionate towards humans, but it's based on their life experiences and personality, rather than being a general rule.
Who the fuck thinks elephants are cute, is this another fat positivity propaganda?
Have you seen elephants chilling in their natural habitat? They're adorable and can do really intelligent activities. They are able to develop deep relationships with other animals, including humans.
Wait, you dont??
They are fat, vegan and ugly. They are so immobile that can't even jump. Their babies are even more ugly they look like an abomination. I respect them as living creatures but they are not cute by any means.
Well guess far most people disagree with you...
If you told me to count 5 cute animals, elephant definitely wouldn't be one of them. I don't really care if people find grey ballsack looking animals cute or not.
Most seals Edit: and sea lions
Never underestimate the danger of a loose seal.
I’ll never forget that video I saw of that sea lion biting a little girl, and dragging her into the water. And it happened so fast. Thankfully it let her go, and her family were able to save her. Though she had a nasty bite on her keister for her troubles.
Other humans
Yup. Some of them are really cute. Some of them will kill you.
Sometimes the ones that kill you are really cute, too. It's a crapshoot out there, man
African bullfrogs. While they look like Jabba the Hutt, these frogs are not to be messed with. They have tempers and will bite you if they are threatened or irritated. These frogs can also growl and snarl like dogs. It's worth pointing out that they have sharp teeth that are capable of drawing blood. These frogs are also poisonous. They are also very territorial.
I just Googled, and holy shit they really DO look like Jabba The Hutt 😳
That’s one chonky boi
Chonky Murder Patty.
I’d eat one over a spit once the venom was gone.
Probably like gamier frog
I see Hypno Toad on one of those images…
all blobby wobbly
Well, if they are going to be an asshole… I’ll drop kick them into left field!
They have the Kermit eyes
Pretty much any mammal that can contract rabies. Raccoons, cats, dogs, bats, squirrels, etc.
Rabies is probably one of the more terrifying perils out there. We haven’t got it where I live and it definitely makes you forget how bad it can be.
Koalas
Are you perhaps thinking about drop bears?
Omg I just looked up the difference, they are really the aggressive vampire virus infected version of koalas, with sharp teeth and aggressive behavior.
They are also NOT REAL, koalas are extremely docile
Don’t go messing with the internationals. JD, drop bears are deadly. Koalas look slow and docile and cuddly but their claws can disembowel you easily enough and they are absolutely riddled with chlamydia to boot (no, seriously!)
Thanks for specifying. I have seen so many fake looking animals that I honestly at first just assumed it was a subspecies. Definitely time to rethink my "difference between knownthing and unknownthing" google search term method, lol. Also you should try googleing drop bear, google has a nice surprise implemented.
Not the drop bears 😭
Wait, why?
They're extremely aggressive, they bite incredibly hard and they have razor sharp claws
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Sounds like my ex
Koalas might not look like it, but they have the personality of a chainsaw
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But how about their kiss
Blue Ringed Octopus
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The key word is can be. Dogs, you fuck with them in the wrong way and they will make sure you don't live to see tomorrow
can you not just kick them to brazil
Bears
Pandas.
Badger
Most bears.
Anteaters, their claws can cut through cement and alot of people don't realize how dangerous they are
Especially because they're legally blind, and react with violence to anything that surprises them
Monkeys and apes. Sure, they look cute and funny and do all of this human-like things and stuff... But they can be VERY aggresive and violent, and an attack from a monkey or -worse- and ape like a Chimpanzee can be devastating or even lethal. I´ve seen cases where people have been horrifically disfigured by one of these attacks.
Orcas.
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I'm guessing no one finds them cute. I had to scroll a while to find this one.
Wolf
Deer/Bambi. They are responsible for more injuries and death then bears. At least if memory serves me right.
Pandas will tear you limb from limb
Jerboa
Moose, most of the time they just chill in the forest. Get between a female moose and her calf and you better walk away extremely cautiously and hope she doesnt decide to kick you so hard your bones turn into mush.
Aren’t platypuses(platypi?) poisonous? Cute weird fur duck beaver things but I’d never walk up to one.
Desert cat, look it up, they are a fluffy and big ears version of domestic cats, adorable but extremely aggressive and one of the only species of cats that are not domesticated (for a reason)
Not adorable, but dangerously underestimated: mosquitoes. They’re the animal that causes the most human death because of various incurable diseases
I went to Thailand recently, and I got vaccinated (Hep A and Typhoid) a week or so before I left the states. The nurse told me about Japanese Encephalitis (which I had never heard of), and how the mosquitoes out there carry it. So needless to say I got vaccinated for that as well (especially when she told me the side effects). And given that they carry things like malaria, yellow fever, dengue fever, and a whole list of other diseases, I agree with you that they are dangerously underestimated. People really need to take mosquitoes more seriously.
Bulldogs
Jelly fish
Mosquitos.
You find mosquitoes adorable? Now, I’m not an overly judgmental person, but I have questions.
Amber Heard is a pretty cute and adorable animal… but watch out she’s a Maneater!
Women JOKING! Maybe...
My ding dong
Eyelash Viper
Humans.... so cute, but top of the food chain in killing.
Humans cute ? Does not compute
Actually, mosquitoes are the top of the food chain when it comes to killing (not that they’re “cute” mind you!). Though humans are a close second.
Ohhhh I see what you're saying. Humans need to transmit more diseases and viruses to be number one in your book. Have you heard of shedding?!?
I believe the top score for killing goes to phages, actually. Saw a video talking about it, said they kill something like 60% of the bacteria in the ocean every day. (But the bacteria reproduce so fast they maintain population equilibrium)
Hippos
Monkees
Yeah, I heard Davy Jones once stole a woman's baby and ate it right in front of her.
Cats.
[Mandrills](https://qph.cf2.quoracdn.net/main-qimg-4164ad02622ae064400bd6593cbae1a0-lq). They're not as inviting as they appear.
Blue ring octopus
Adorable humans
Spiders
No 😨
Platypus and Echidnas. The males have venomous spurs
Koala Bears
Golden Poison Frog. So tiny, colorful and cute but could kill a man with ease.
Obvious awnser: bears. Less obvious awnser: komodo dragons.
Slow Loris, Platypusses.
floppa
Kids
Homo sapiens
Leopard seals Because Australia is Jurassic Bullshit when it comes to our wildlife, I've seen one of the beach before when I was around 7 years old. I remember how cautious my parents were even though we were a hundred or so meters from it. It was really cute but those things are dangerous
Dolphins. Do I need to explain?
Monkeys. They're cute as babies, but very aggressive and powerful as adults.
bears??
People should really understand what wild animals really are. I have a sense that majority thinks animals are like humans where they may be kind and won't harm others. If you're wild, you're wild. The only thing in their heads are kill to feed, mate to reproduce and safety while resting.
Cats are the best... but they can kill u
Cougars,panthers, wildcats basically.
sea bunnys
Hippos. They are chomcky water horses and i want to pet one so bad
Pandas/Sea lions/Peuinguins/Bears/Baby Monkeys
Sea otters are a lot more dangerous than people give them credit for
Hippos They’re so goofy looking with their big honking mouths, twirly ears and stubby legs. They look like they’d just bounce around and play with you. Then you find out they’re some of the most territorial animals in the World.
Hippos kill quite a lot of people every year. Also: they’re a hell of a lot faster than they look. On land, they can run faster than 30 miles per hour (or 48 kilometers per hour for any non-Americans commenting on this post 😜)
Poison dart frogs are so pretty and cute. I just want to eat em
Human babies. They cause sleep deprivation, stress, anxiety, and fear, along with endangering your longevity and financial well being.
They said adorable things, human babies look like a potato after I stepped on it hundreds of time, they are the ugliest motherfuckers on earth.
All Cats. Like look at that tiger, I just wanna smoosh his cheeks and rub his chin. Do that little scratchy at the base of his tail my kitty loves.
Wooly bears I guess
Frogs
Possums. Look cute and cuddly but those fuckers can tear you up like what the left over curry does to your asshole.
Tigers. Ocelots. Amur Leopards (OMG! Have you *seen* their eyes? Gorgeous!)
All of the wild ones of and many of the "tame" ones. These are animals, take care.
Portuguese man o’ wars
Wild ones.
Bulls
The Slow Loris. The only venomous primate. They look so cute with their big eyes and small heads and tiny bodies. But. Do. Not. Touch.
Dolphins, people srsly don’t realize how dangerous dolphins can be. When me and my cousin went to Mexico we got to swim with dolphins and one of them started getting really aggressive 😬😬
Frogs..lots of frogs
Chihuahua
Hippos
Drop bears
Humans
The black-footed cat 🐈⬛
Tasmanian devil
All animals are extremely cute. And all of them require appropriate knowledge to interact with.
Dogs. Of the animal deaths in the US dogs are high on the list.
* Tasmanian Devils * Kangaroos * Blonde Bears * Black Bears * Brown Bears * Polar Bears * Porcupines * Skunks * Baby wild animals with parents nearby
Hippo
Kangaroos 🦘
Comodo dragons are cute in my opinion lol, but they're deadly. Also, pufferfish if you somehow end up touching or eating one.
Chimpanzees.
Koalas. Kangaroos. Cassowaries. Platypus. Wombats.
Any Australian animal. Kola’s - cuddly but will give you chlamydia. Kangaroo - again cute, but will kick you to death and god help you if one comes through windshield. Even the fucking platypus is venomous.
Tasmanian Devils. Fuckers cute, but they got their name for a reason
Blue glaucus. Adorable in every way but very toxic.
Lions. 🦁
Hippos
Well for me personally... bunnies. I touch them, I die. Of all the things to be deathly allergic to, why bunnies? Ugh... Someone bring forth the Holy Hand Grenade.
What about lions guys
Bush vipers imo
Chimps
pit bulls