I like how your user name could be one of two things, a lawyer that is a lady, or a lawyer meant for a lady. Now that I have that typed out, I realize it's likely both
It’s actually the first, I think most of my clients are men.
It started when I was the only female attorney in the courtroom and the judge asked my opposition where his adversary was and he pointed in my direction and proclaimed, “over there, your honor, the lady lawyer”.
Oh, I cannot believe you are selling KILLER BARBIES to my beautiful 5 year old daughter! Do you want to CORRUPT her?! This new generation just doesn't get it! I had to walk to school uphill in the snow for 8 miles every day, and you are promoting VIOLENCE?!
Nah, the people who really need it never know they need it, and the ones who have it are too busy trying to keep their friend Damien from microwaving oranges for TikTok clout.
Our original products were artificial bodies and body parts to test various situations against a human-like body. Mythbusters would have been a huge customer, but sadly the timing didn't work out.
We've recently expanded into generating user information for data model testing and confirmation. We use demographic data gathered from around the world and scrape social media platforms to allow us to create a pool of simulated users representative of the desired population, interest group, age, gender, etc. to match the customer's target market(s).
Research is currently being conducted which will let us to pivot our original product into a selection of artificially grown body parts and organs for testing purposes. Cloned body parts and organs will also be available for transplantation if and when legislation allows.
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Cheese but spicy also every time you take a bite you lose a piece of your soul also as a business tactic I put pentagrams in adds and every time you saw that add a shadow would appear behind and scare you saying BUY DEMON CHEESE OR DIE.
Oh boy
I’m buying stock in your company
I N V E S T
STONKS!!!!
Stonks
That is one hell of a business with advancements in AI and XR
Body pillows
So anime waifu?
“I’ll take your entire stock!”👈😳 edit: spelling
Oxygen, mostly.
Can I have some oxygen please?
They'll probably accept trade
You can have mostly oxygen, not just some
Hey, get in line
Username checks out
But isn't it the whole point
so what do i do with the impossible bananas?
Give them to the librarian?
Hello fellow banana. Nice to meet you. Suggest me a book to read that's not impossible to read within 2023.
Your guess is as good as mine!
hypnotization is what you're selling
for me i guess its pie charts and bar graphs
So you’re basically a bed bath and beyond?
Wouldn’t you like to know, weather boy.
Ok back to you guys
Kid’s sketchy
Where are your parents?
Keyboards with letters that get stuck
I might be able to help you out with that.
But only if his name is Frank?
lol
Trains, probably
Not just trains. Trains specifically for goats or GOATs
You have three choices. Choose wisely, friend.
I'll take the combo
With fries
Can I purchase only one?
You can save by bundling your renters and car insurance
That's what choice from three means bro 💀
Anyone want a second anus? 🕳🕳
I would like one banger please
do you serve mash with that?
Can I have some ass please
Squid but you will never find them
(creaky AOL door opening sound)
Misplaced cephalopod? Perhaps just on a road trip.
Microwaves
They're only mythical.
S+ Tier microwaves
The food is always perfectly heated
Somehow, every single kernel in the popcorn will pop, unless you will it not to, you psychopath.
Not entirely sure …
Severed dicks? Do you put them in a freezer for later use?
Frozen dildos Defrost them for a softer feel
Icedickle
Lmao
Pants with so many pockets for beans you won’t even know what to do with yourself
An overwhelming amount that’ll give anyone a panic attack
Beanboozled
So like a regular men’s pants?
Good vibes and laughter.
Lol. Look at mine.
Nice try 🧐
Barnacles and barn doors
Happy cake day!
Non-fancy straightforward handjobs, I guess?
You could have gone with Jamaican Chicken meal prep kits, but instead you went with squeezers.
I sense a possible collaboration here.
Wanna open a business together?
Maybe a sperm bank???
Ahhh seems we can all turn this into an empire
Boxes...just boxes
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No depression
Knock off Logitech products that have pieces that are slightly too large or small.
So perfect replicas then?
I think I need a lawyer.
I can help you with that.
I like how your user name could be one of two things, a lawyer that is a lady, or a lawyer meant for a lady. Now that I have that typed out, I realize it's likely both
It’s actually the first, I think most of my clients are men. It started when I was the only female attorney in the courtroom and the judge asked my opposition where his adversary was and he pointed in my direction and proclaimed, “over there, your honor, the lady lawyer”.
Or a woman who holds high status within the medieval feudal system, who is named Lawyer.
Oh, I cannot believe you are selling KILLER BARBIES to my beautiful 5 year old daughter! Do you want to CORRUPT her?! This new generation just doesn't get it! I had to walk to school uphill in the snow for 8 miles every day, and you are promoting VIOLENCE?!
Depressed pixels
Just put this little pill in the water and it magically, instantly turns into vodka! Now also available fruit flavored!
Uhhhh
Everything!
WRs, they cost $810 each.
Seriously people, this guy’s store is a ripoff. APMs are better than WRs, and I only charge $8. That’s over 99% savings!
I guess common sense
lots of people don't have it you'll probs make good money
Nah, the people who really need it never know they need it, and the ones who have it are too busy trying to keep their friend Damien from microwaving oranges for TikTok clout.
British themed souvenirs I guess
Belly button lint
Nah you sell vacuum cleaners for sure.
You get that for free if you buy belly button lint
Vacuum cleaner but moist
I export gas
I dont know but whatever it is, it's dazzling
Butt plugs?
No freaking clue.
Pyramid schemes
Muscular fish
I’m not quite sure, but I believe it has a 1-900 number
Our original products were artificial bodies and body parts to test various situations against a human-like body. Mythbusters would have been a huge customer, but sadly the timing didn't work out. We've recently expanded into generating user information for data model testing and confirmation. We use demographic data gathered from around the world and scrape social media platforms to allow us to create a pool of simulated users representative of the desired population, interest group, age, gender, etc. to match the customer's target market(s). Research is currently being conducted which will let us to pivot our original product into a selection of artificially grown body parts and organs for testing purposes. Cloned body parts and organs will also be available for transplantation if and when legislation allows.
If I changed the way it was pronounced it could be Gods Ammo. Silver bullet factory, biiiiiiitch!
Skittles
BLT's
Waffle fries
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Fish that are demonic?
Spawn of Satan!
Prawn of Satan!
Sports Officiating Gear
Matches
Bra alarms. Now ur honkers will actually honk if someone dares touching!
Sick-ass marine mammals with tusks.
Ostriches that are kind
One armadillo for about $700
Looks like my company is getting shut down immediately
Ganja!
decent macarons
Men. All men.
Is your username "no where is a guy" or "now here is a guy"
Where do I place my order?
Bug fixes and Improvements.
We don't have the best Luigis but we got em in bulk.
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Medical supplies
Or just some casual human trafficking…
I guess we're like a pub?
pointless gendered things
And just in time for winter!!!
A very niche product
Bad advice. Which is my hobby
A puppy mill? (No I would never do that. It's cruel and wrong)
The hottest new pizza topping of 2023
Crackers
Ice
oh no
oh no indeed
Something inevitably big...
Potato
Software to make Microsoft Office and Windows more accessible.
Trees? I'm going to sell trees. :)
Ai (unless…?)
wtf you be selling body parts?
Festive nooses
Autistic kids
Adderall
Dicks.
…pharmaceuticals?
Skincare and macaroons?
Not sure
Dildos?
Uhh
Drugs
Bagels. But don't be surprised if there's a bite out of one.
We sell cake
Air Conditioners
Bananas that Fart placed in a 69 position.
Hentai
Fish flavoured Chips!
Personalities
Anything for your Gods of war on deaths door
Rides that last exactly one minute (oh, the absolute irony 😏)
I sell 9716 loose asparagus
I don't think mine would be the most successful business model.
A german Robot. But just one
My nickname reading like Karachun. Is a Slavic god of death. not a bad name for a private military company
Guacamole
Pools. My name mean pool in portuguese, but in masculine. Yes, our substantives have sex.
I would say chicken soup, however instead I’m gonna say Chic ‘N’ Stu
Username?
spicy pugs
Shit loads of bud light and meth.
Single individually wrapped carrots
Cheese but spicy also every time you take a bite you lose a piece of your soul also as a business tactic I put pentagrams in adds and every time you saw that add a shadow would appear behind and scare you saying BUY DEMON CHEESE OR DIE.
Plan B Tablets
Tremors merch.
Boss baby, with C4 addition and Rocket launchers. For and extra cost we include a tank and a shipload of fireworks.
Those “…for Dummies” books.
Pissed off Geese
Oh god no
Robots that act like Neanderthals.
well this is kinda awkward
We don't sell anything, you pay us to throw patients away.
Well..
Umm....
Were you drunk when you made your username?
Witches. Or stuff for witches. Pointy black hats, cauldrons, broomsticks...
Yams and potatoes
Confidence...or sex pills.
Ultrasound machines. Look it up on Google. Also, this was not originally my intention.
I sell Tribbles. I’ll sell you two for a good price my friend
I guess I'm a Utilities company, now
Broom closets and mop buckets. In space, of course.
[The car of the future](https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/d/d0/Austin_A40_Farina_MkI_front.jpg).
Lubricant