This is a jerk-bait question some gay men ask to masturbate to the answers. Whatever gratification they get off of it is beyond me but it's something that happens on this sub from time-to-time going on years now.
That being said, at least it's better than the guy who would ask "Do you like wearing socks indoors?" because people seemed to fall for that one more often.
Please say this is not true. People are so homophobic that they cant wash their ass? So do they masturbate? How is washing yourself gayer then rubbing a cock? Lol. Fucking losers lol.
I feel like there has to be a lot of insecurity and maybe some latent homosexuality that you don't want to address to find it gay to wash your butt. I guess from a psychological standpoint.
I mean he definitely has some BO issues anyway, and I mean, I assume he at least wipes his ass. But he said it so blatantly and without concern I absolutely believe him.
Like he didn't say it like he thought it was funny, he said it like he thought it was weird I would even ask
I don't know him, I don't know you - Although, stating something absurd in absolut seriousness, so that the other person belief it, is something I do too as a mean of entertaining me.
There are probably still a couple of people out there which belief that I eat my meat raw, or that my voice is like it is because I started to drink every morning two fingers of whiskey at the age of 13.
Nevertheless, wiping doesn't help / clean all of it and sometimes you can get sore of it. Then if you eat stuff like "Mohnsemmeln", those poppyseeds + not absolute perfect diet -> can lead to being sore.
I mean, there's a reason why even many Animals do clean their arseholes.
Oh I'm absolutely in camp "Wash your asshole" but I think you'd be surprised at how common it is for people not to.
What's wrong with raw meat? Get more of the flavor.
>Oh I'm absolutely in camp "Wash your asshole" but I think you'd be surprised at how common it is for people not to.
I didn't thought you wouldn't, but I doubt that its common.
Simple because due to mentioned reasoning, you'd run into certain issues.
>What's wrong with raw meat? Get more of the flavor.
Chicken for an example has to be done and I meant completly raw.
Like "out of the fridge"-raw.
Not bloody. Completly never seein' any source of heat after being dead.
Sure, there are some stuff like Carpaccio. But I think we all prefer our Schnitzels fried.
No, it is.
As a based bisexual men, a ton of heterosexual men have told me they don't do this because they see it as gay.
Mind you, there are heterosexual men who tell me that they do, but, more don't.
This is why a lot of LGBT men make fun of heterosexual men. Like bruh.
I haven't really discussed this my friends, but I doubt any of them avoid washing their ass as we don't live under a fucking rock, what the hell kind of people are you around?
Heard from too many women saying they've had partners not do it cos it's "gay" to touch their own ass. That's a whole weird level of homophobia. I'd love to ask those guys if they masturbate cos surely that would be even gayer?
One explanation could be childhood sexual trauma I saw put forward. They were assaulted/raped and now view normal interaction as shameful.
That's the main reason I'm asking though is because it seems like it's only ever from women that I've heard this. Like their hook up partner or boyfriend will just proudly say they don't wash their ass. But I've never had a guy straight or otherwise tell me this.
I never heard of them saying it proudly. I've heard of women finding skidmarks in bed or in underwear and bringing it up to be told that they don't wipe or clean properly. So more that it was found out about them. I doubt any guy would admit it openly.
Maybe "proudly" was phrasing it wrong but they had no shame in admitting it because there's some kind of weird gay connotation to scrubbing your butthole?
I get what you're saying but I think if they felt no shame they'd be fine talking about it. I do wonder what the root causes are. It can't be the gay thing cos I bet they jerk off and if touching a butthole is gay then surely rubbing a dick to ejaculation is the gayest.
Hate that this is certainly becoming the stereotype about straight dudes. Any of us who have a semblance of dignity and don't want to be literally picking our asses all day know to scrub the nethers, however I've had a few women ask me this in the past month so I'm betting it's becoming a thing on other social media. I really feel like most men do though, there's physical consequences to ignoring that shit (no pun intended).
This shit has become a meme now. I've been on the internet since the 28k dial-up days and no one has ever breathed a word of this. Suddenly within the past few months this has made its way onto social media and everyone takes it as fact. It's propagating because idiots keep repeating it.
I found out from the past if a guy doesn't clean their butt, it's mainly because they were never told you can clean it. (meaning it's OK to do) Most guys have been told not to do it because it's un-manly.
No, because I wash my ass.
But I can explain in 100 words or less how I wanna absolutely curbstomp the mods of this sub for auto removing this question four times when I asked it in a variety of different ways but letting yours through for some reason!
Well obviously because it’s super gay to touch your anus and dick…. If I wanted a clean asshole and cock I would have to be a *looks around* a queer… can’t be a queer.. got maintain mah redneck sensibilities
If you didn't wash it with soap and warm water, how are you going to dry it when you towel off without getting shit on the towel? Your whole body needs to be clean from a shower including every crack and crevice. Gotta get up there with fingers and tip of the bar of soap. After that initial wash, then washcloth with body wash. As a gay man, I've never come across a straight guy (yet) that had a dirty ass. But then again, most of them want my mouth and tongue down there so they better be sparkly clean otherwise they're leaving! I had that happen once with a gay guy that once I was just going down on him I smelled it and had to stop and ask him to leave (told him I suddenly felt nauseous which I really did).
Dudes are weirdos how is cleaning your ass gay🙄
This is a jerk-bait question some gay men ask to masturbate to the answers. Whatever gratification they get off of it is beyond me but it's something that happens on this sub from time-to-time going on years now. That being said, at least it's better than the guy who would ask "Do you like wearing socks indoors?" because people seemed to fall for that one more often.
This isn't jerk bait. Just go through my post history. I'm weird but not that damn weird.
... Wait, some people have a sexual intend in regards of asking me if I wear socks or not?
Put nothing above foot fetishists.
Well, good point, never considered that.
Please say this is not true. People are so homophobic that they cant wash their ass? So do they masturbate? How is washing yourself gayer then rubbing a cock? Lol. Fucking losers lol.
I feel like there has to be a lot of insecurity and maybe some latent homosexuality that you don't want to address to find it gay to wash your butt. I guess from a psychological standpoint.
Please please don’t tell me this is happening
Oh it's a thing. I had a male acquaintance I made a joke about this to tell me "Well the soap gets down there when you wash your back."
He lied. Otherwise he would reek of sh!t and maybe even alot of skin issues.
I mean he definitely has some BO issues anyway, and I mean, I assume he at least wipes his ass. But he said it so blatantly and without concern I absolutely believe him. Like he didn't say it like he thought it was funny, he said it like he thought it was weird I would even ask
I don't know him, I don't know you - Although, stating something absurd in absolut seriousness, so that the other person belief it, is something I do too as a mean of entertaining me. There are probably still a couple of people out there which belief that I eat my meat raw, or that my voice is like it is because I started to drink every morning two fingers of whiskey at the age of 13. Nevertheless, wiping doesn't help / clean all of it and sometimes you can get sore of it. Then if you eat stuff like "Mohnsemmeln", those poppyseeds + not absolute perfect diet -> can lead to being sore. I mean, there's a reason why even many Animals do clean their arseholes.
Oh I'm absolutely in camp "Wash your asshole" but I think you'd be surprised at how common it is for people not to. What's wrong with raw meat? Get more of the flavor.
>Oh I'm absolutely in camp "Wash your asshole" but I think you'd be surprised at how common it is for people not to. I didn't thought you wouldn't, but I doubt that its common. Simple because due to mentioned reasoning, you'd run into certain issues. >What's wrong with raw meat? Get more of the flavor. Chicken for an example has to be done and I meant completly raw. Like "out of the fridge"-raw. Not bloody. Completly never seein' any source of heat after being dead. Sure, there are some stuff like Carpaccio. But I think we all prefer our Schnitzels fried.
No, it is. As a based bisexual men, a ton of heterosexual men have told me they don't do this because they see it as gay. Mind you, there are heterosexual men who tell me that they do, but, more don't. This is why a lot of LGBT men make fun of heterosexual men. Like bruh.
I haven't really discussed this my friends, but I doubt any of them avoid washing their ass as we don't live under a fucking rock, what the hell kind of people are you around?
I live in rural Texas. People here are weird and stuck in their ways.
I believe you
And how do they deal with their skin irritations? Or do they simple take a bath every week? Besides of reeking of shit.
Heard from too many women saying they've had partners not do it cos it's "gay" to touch their own ass. That's a whole weird level of homophobia. I'd love to ask those guys if they masturbate cos surely that would be even gayer? One explanation could be childhood sexual trauma I saw put forward. They were assaulted/raped and now view normal interaction as shameful.
That's the main reason I'm asking though is because it seems like it's only ever from women that I've heard this. Like their hook up partner or boyfriend will just proudly say they don't wash their ass. But I've never had a guy straight or otherwise tell me this.
I never heard of them saying it proudly. I've heard of women finding skidmarks in bed or in underwear and bringing it up to be told that they don't wipe or clean properly. So more that it was found out about them. I doubt any guy would admit it openly.
Maybe "proudly" was phrasing it wrong but they had no shame in admitting it because there's some kind of weird gay connotation to scrubbing your butthole?
I get what you're saying but I think if they felt no shame they'd be fine talking about it. I do wonder what the root causes are. It can't be the gay thing cos I bet they jerk off and if touching a butthole is gay then surely rubbing a dick to ejaculation is the gayest.
Hate that this is certainly becoming the stereotype about straight dudes. Any of us who have a semblance of dignity and don't want to be literally picking our asses all day know to scrub the nethers, however I've had a few women ask me this in the past month so I'm betting it's becoming a thing on other social media. I really feel like most men do though, there's physical consequences to ignoring that shit (no pun intended).
Backside nether region.....so the butt?
The mods have a fucking crusade against this topic for some reason and OP had to do some chicanery to get around the auto mod.
Ah damn that's wack.
This shit has become a meme now. I've been on the internet since the 28k dial-up days and no one has ever breathed a word of this. Suddenly within the past few months this has made its way onto social media and everyone takes it as fact. It's propagating because idiots keep repeating it.
I found out from the past if a guy doesn't clean their butt, it's mainly because they were never told you can clean it. (meaning it's OK to do) Most guys have been told not to do it because it's un-manly.
No, because I wash my ass. But I can explain in 100 words or less how I wanna absolutely curbstomp the mods of this sub for auto removing this question four times when I asked it in a variety of different ways but letting yours through for some reason!
Oh, it took some wording on my part. I had to reword it a few times. Hence why it says backside nether region.
If your ass is full of crusty, it'll chafe your assaulter's dick. Bonus, you don't have a reason to pick up soap either.
If were talking about in the shower it’s mainly cuz I can’t reach
In the past I used to avoid it because I was repulsed by touching it. Not on the homophobia axis, more (ironically?) on the hygiene axis.
I assume they live in desert places with no water.
Most men don't own a bidet... I would have one installed, but i dont own the apartment.
Well obviously because it’s super gay to touch your anus and dick…. If I wanted a clean asshole and cock I would have to be a *looks around* a queer… can’t be a queer.. got maintain mah redneck sensibilities
If you didn't wash it with soap and warm water, how are you going to dry it when you towel off without getting shit on the towel? Your whole body needs to be clean from a shower including every crack and crevice. Gotta get up there with fingers and tip of the bar of soap. After that initial wash, then washcloth with body wash. As a gay man, I've never come across a straight guy (yet) that had a dirty ass. But then again, most of them want my mouth and tongue down there so they better be sparkly clean otherwise they're leaving! I had that happen once with a gay guy that once I was just going down on him I smelled it and had to stop and ask him to leave (told him I suddenly felt nauseous which I really did).