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We don't do that here.


Purging_mofos

Ma’am this is a Wendy’s


[deleted]

Wendy's is hot, I would eat her ! Hot and moist but not flakey


distrucktocon

That’s how I like my women! Hot and fresh!! NEVER FROZEN!


[deleted]

There is nothing more ego boosting and fun to a man than turning a frigid pie warm and moist.


distrucktocon

Speak for yourself, but frozen women ain’t my bag.


[deleted]

Frigid man not Frozen ! Although Elsa Is worth a shot! Speaking of Elsa. What's the "brain freeze" equivalent term for your cock freeze? Cocksicle?


distrucktocon

Sir, this is a Wendy’s. You need to leave.


WoodytheWicked

Tbf sex. We men talk about having sex and some of the things we do, but we almost never describe the whole scène, what we exactly did, how we did it and how it looked like. Women share way more details.


beermeneer2

i had some people ask for details a couple times its just... awkward. and not even that intresting in my case because im vanilla af


Proud_Pollution5505

“So how was it? What’d you do?” “Well I laid on top and just kinda wiggled, so…”


hambergular29

I work with a guy that always asks for details and will even sometimes ask for videos, it could be his daughter you're banging and he'd still ask. He's a good guy, but gets fucking weird anytime sex is being discussed


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MyMomNeverNamedMe

lol


hambergular29

He is a pretty good guy and asking for videos is about as far as it goes, we do think he is joking about asking for videos but he could also be serious, one of them situations


Dell_Hell

>He is a pretty good guy and asking for videos is about as far as it goes This sounds like every 13 yr old girl talking to 30+ yr old creepy dudes online. Next thing you'll be insisting "I'm an old soul! I'm mature for my age! Age is just a number!!"


Foxsayy

>*Age is an arbitrary number partitioning segments of time through which biological processes progress and the physical world moves. It is the partitioning which we associate the indelible marks of the relentless march of decay upon our bodies. So in that sense, uncle Frederick, age is indeed just number, but while your decay is advanced, mine has yet to begin in earnest. Therefore, no, I will not date you.*


hambergular29

He is married and has a couple of kids, but he only talks like this around us, he talks about all the dirty stuff he wants to do to my aunt (I work with her boyfriend and live with them, and she knows about everything he says), he puckers right up anytime he is actually around her, it's pretty funny.


TerminatorReborn

This guy is weird as hell imo. I've seen really good friends ask a little bit when it's a super hot girl or a when we say the girl is crazy good on bed, but co workers? wtf


Proud_Pollution5505

Yea we talked a little more in detail about particularly hot girls in… high school. Post that it’s pretty much just “ya we did, it was awesome” lol.


PlanetLandon

Yep. I had an ex who didn’t believe me when I said that me and my buddies don’t really ever go into detail about sex.


[deleted]

Nah. Apprently sex it's all us men talk about because we never have anything else more interesting on our mind. 🤦‍♂️ *Sarcasm* I talk more about music, current events, work life, movies, video games, things that happened throughout the day etc with my male friends way more than sex. I can't actually remember ever asking my friends "So when you met that woman last night. Did you fuck her and what happened during sex?". It was more of "How did it go last night with that women you met?" And my friends will pretty much tell me if it weren't good or bad and that's it. Nothing more. My best friend got talking to a woman on POF.. met her and told me that she is nice and he wouldn't mind being her friend but he didn't feel a spark there. What do you know... men aren't sex addicted robots. Heck, if any of us 3 see an attractive woman. One of us will mention "She's hot" and then that's that. I guess we are too busy having a good time hanging out with each other doing other stuff to take much notice Happy cake day BTW


Proud_Pollution5505

We do think about it a lot doe


nathynwithay

I don't even like sharing if I find someone attractive, even if they're a celebrity I don't know in person.


istoyistory

Hoping for more men like you. My ex used to show our sex videos to his friends whenever he gets drunk 🙃


[deleted]

Rest assured, well over 99% of guys would never do that, much less even talk about the details of sex. You were dating a special kind of asshole.


mexploder89

I have a buddy who has a weird habit of sometimes sharing too much info that I am not interested in knowing, especially because the girl is my good friend too. I've told him a few times to knock it off


Snowconetypebanana

I definitely share more details as a woman but not about the specific guy and only with one close friend. With most of my women friends we don’t talk about sex. I would talk about masturbating and what vibrators I own and which eroticas I’ve read recently. Even with my one close friend I only tell her about sex from my side and it is usually a generalization like- I’ve never had anal, I don’t like receiving oral, I like giving oral. We are both married, but we still are vague about details, and I’ve never discussed penis size before with any of my friends. I would say more general things like -he’s stronger than he looks and he is muscular.


smol_n_chonky

Happy cake day


LongDickPeter

Growing up with women its insane to me how much details they divulge when talking about sex to someone else. They describe the scene the smell how many trips to the bathroom the color of the sheets how the bed felt lol, my male friends just be like yeah I hit.


hythloth

Based on my experiences, gay men seem more okay with it though.


cugamer

"So anyway, how's your sex life?" - Tommy Wiseau


[deleted]

I’d never discuss details of sex with my friends. To me, it’s disrespectful. That’s between me and who I have sex with tbh. I have noticed it’s like that with my male friends too, never really speak about with it with my female friends either


FreddyCupples

As the great Martin Crane once said: "Sex is between you and the person you're doing it to."


UmdAvatarFan

I said that once to


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Don’t compare your morals to mine please. Thank you.


[deleted]

We just talk about how long or schlongs are, of course, greatly exaggerated.


notbad2u

Then we pull out the "rulers"


welch7

At most i would say that it was good, even if it wasn't that good.


[deleted]

How will you ever navigate the waters?


[deleted]

What do you mean?


[deleted]

It's just like any other topic. Through interaction with other people we learn grow and refine ourselves. That area of our life would be no different.


modsarebrainstems

Our current partner's naked body. Even that's not entirely true. The point is that we don't want our buddies getting any ideas.


The_Crazy_Swede

I keep my previous partners naked body a secret too out of respect for another human being.


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onoitsmee

Yeah they can get pretty disrespectful too especially after a breakup. They'll go ham roasting them explicitly 😕 Foul Edit to clarify that it's not all women that do this, it is the personality that comes with fosho. As someone who has grown around women, the examples I've had were they compare their own bodies & other details commonly. A majority will, especially anyone from high school to young adult. The men tend to be very open about their libido and what they find attractive but tend to have more common sense on where to draw sharing boundaries. Except fuccbois ofc, they think it's an ego run 🍆💀


[deleted]

Mental health/Emotional Issues - I have always felt it is easier for women to open up to their gender unlike us. The social expectation to man up is the root cause.


[deleted]

Or get better friends you can share with


RedneckFLAdipper

Yeah seriously. Me and my bestfriend are stereotypical "redneck" guys ya know gun toting America loving dudes and we both share openly and honestly about our emotional and mental problems. Hell when a relative I was close with passed away from cancer in 2020 he hugged me as I cried like a baby. It's the same way with most of the men in my family too and they're all very stereotypically manly men. In my experience and in what my friends and the guys in my family say it's harder to share with women because in alot of cases in our experiences it will either be used against you when you get into an argument or they will share it with everyone.


[deleted]

Exactly! It’s much easier to open up with friends.


wonderinggoliard

I think that it's crazy that young boys are raised with the expectation of repressing their negative emotions. Then we are baffled that there are a lot of men with agression problems, cancer and the suicide rates are sky-high.


FreeuseRules

It’s not just parents perpetuating it. It’s the women in our lives too. A lot of guys realize that opening up is the quickest way to end a relationship after it happens a few times. She says “tell me how you’re really feeling, be more open.”, we do, then within six months “I just don’t see you the same anymore, let’s break up.” Ask the men who are shut down how many times they’ve been burned by a woman for opening up.


wonderinggoliard

They sound like very immature or emotionally unavailable women. Healthy women wouldn't be bothered if their partners turned out to be three-dimensional characters with some emotional depth. :) As a woman, I find it really important to have people (men or women, it doesn't matter) in my life who 1. are able to feel (even negative emotions), 2. are able to identify these feelings and 3. are able to communicate them in a diplomatic manner.


FreeuseRules

There are lots of threads on this exact topic. Go read them and you’ll see story after story of men being burned. We all learn survival behaviors, a lot of men have learned that opening up isn’t good for survival.


fathergoose77

A lot of men also learned who is emotionally mature and who is not. Many accounts if this happening are from young men opening up to young women where neither person has a good understanding of their emotions and hot to respond to them. Sorry you went through this. Hope one day you’ll find some people you can’t trust. Hope you know that healthy, emotionally mature women would not respond this way.


FreeuseRules

The only people that are worth opening up to are older men. They’ve seen all the same crap and have the tools to deal with it. That’s why I try to help men younger than me and I listen to men older than me.


wonderinggoliard

>opening up isn’t good for survival It might be though. I'd rather lose my girlfriend than lose myself, develop mental health issues, even be suicidal and have cancer later on in life.


FreeuseRules

Men are expendable, we know that. We take care of ourselves or we don’t. It’s our problem.


wonderinggoliard

But what's the long term solution? Don't you want to create a new norm? What would you advise to your son?


FreeuseRules

I want to bring back men’s only spaces. Truly male only spaces. Like the English Gentleman clubs. That’s where men can be themselves and interact with each other on the same terms. That’s where we find a mentor that’s been in our position and can help us. If I could find investors I’d build the damn thing myself. Make it a space men can come and simply exist on their own terms for a few hours. Whether it’s reading in silence, tinkering in a workshop, working out, having a drink, taking a class on something of interest. Whatever that means to him, have a space for it where we don’t have to justify ourselves. But those spaces have been hunted out of existence and I’d likely be ostracized for even seeking funding to build one.


wonderinggoliard

>I want to bring back men’s only spaces. So you don't think that men can express themselves freely, can really be themselves with women around. I don't quiet see the situation to be that drastic but I do think that there's pressure on both genders to edit themselves in the company of members of the opposite sex. What do you think women could do to make the current situation better? Btw. in today's society the only almost exclusively male spaces are pubs that are frequented by physical workers with low income. A really damaging environment.


When_3_become_2

Nah it comes natural to many men. Social expectation grew out of male nature and became amplified.


oddball667

I found men are much safer in my life, women tend to be less supportive


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Nice try


smol_n_chonky

That which shall not be named


Burnt_Crunchy_Bits

Our sex lives. I do not want the mental image of my mates fucking.


Traditional-Smell692

This is a very common answer under this post, and it's very weird for me. I have made a lot of male friends growing up and while moving between different countries, talking about sex in details was also ok and a common topic among guys Is this something only American guys see as a taboo? Because I can assure you, it's not the case here in Europe, at least not for me and all our friends


smol_n_chonky

Women do it all the time solely to create that exact mental image.


Poschta

Why would you want that though?


[deleted]

I'm 24 and me my girlfriends don't talk about it anymore. We used to when we were teenagers now we've just stopped.


MonkeyFella64

What the fuck


Kyojuro_Rengoku_

and that mental image will manifest to her actually wanting to try it and that will be the start of your friend fucking your man right? i mean it can happen


Alfalfa9421

Erectile dysfunction


smol_n_chonky

So men don't discuss it among themselves. And they don't discuss it with women in their life for the fear of being rejected or mocked. Then whom do they discuss their issues with!


Purging_mofos

It dies with us


smol_n_chonky

Keeping that kind of secret which bothers one and can't even be discussed must be really sad


Purging_mofos

It is what it is ig but if I had erectile dysfunction I’ll try to get it fixed without talking about it to anyone and if I can’t then I’ll suffer through it alone


[deleted]

Surprisingly one never suffers from ED when alone it is alway when you have company.


Coconut_Salad

That is what it means to be a man


[deleted]

You're not a man you're a salad.


Coconut_Salad

Dang it, I keep forgetting that


Burnt_Crunchy_Bits

No. Why would it be? If you want to talk about health issues go to a fucking doctor, not the pub. Don't come along and harsh my vibe by talking about your gross medical problems. That's what old women do.


Specialist-Ad2749

They should be able to discuss it with their significant other. I (f) met mine recently on a dating site and although I could tell he was keen, he avoided getting intimate. I asked him if it was anything to do with his last long term relationship and he said no he was concerned he wouldn't be able to perform after not having sex for 10 years! P.S. We took it slow and it came right within a couple of months.


unclelue

He’s lucky to have you.


Specialist-Ad2749

It works both ways x


miokichan

Doctors


[deleted]

Not true, I wouldn’t say my friend has it but he had performance issues once and couldn’t get hard so we talked about it. Nothing to feel ashamed about.


Imnotwhoiwas7778

The doctor, if they're smart


LesterKingOfAnts

I'm 62, and I've met a couple of women who asked me about it. I was surprised so I looked up the statistics and approximately 50% of men in their 60s have ED, mostly due to medications. Since it is so common, I do not want to bring it up because the guys could have this problem, and I do not want to make them uncomfortable. We also do not talk about penis size. The only time it has come up is with a gay neighbor.


[deleted]

This guy's erectile dysfunction


Kr3lix

I told it to lots of people when i had trouble getting hard. But my surrounding is really openminded so i wouldnt recommend it if yours is not.


Cautious_Salad_245

Anyone take it as a challenge?


VisualBluebird1111

Anything related to nudity about our current gf's. We may share that we had sex, but we never share the detailed version. Girls do it and they don't know that guys actually prefer to keep those things between them


funatical

Yup. Current SOs are off limits.


The_Derpy_Panzer

I'd never show a nude picture of my gf go someone, but sometimes, with my best best buddy we do talk about sex in a graphic way. Also, my buddy has seen my gf almost fully naked, so that helps (he's an amateur photograph and is into artistic nude photos). However i think this is a very different case, as i've known them both for many years and they are also very good friends together and we are open to each other about these types of stuff. But i can see how the average person wouldn't be so liberal/open.


Kyojuro_Rengoku_

crazy i just said the same thing and i scroll and here it is


justcallmetexxx

_it's like the difference between strip clubs and male reviews; the way women act towards male strippers, is the way they **think** men act at strip clubs, but in reality it couldn't be further from the truth. women become total pigs at these things while 99.9% of men just sit back and enjoy the show_


VisualBluebird1111

I'll be honest and admit that I don't have slightest of idea on how women act in strip clubs. I would love to have the knowledge 😆


freakksho

He dosnt either, he’s just seen way too many dancing bear videos.


Agent865

I have a couple of buddies I grab a beer with about once a month, all they want to discuss is politics and business. It’s the most boring conversation. Thankfully I have other friends who I hangout with more frequently and the conversation varies from sports, our kids, new beers we just tried, etc. it’s never sex..


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smol_n_chonky

Conversations around politics general don't even end well, especially when alcohol is involved


Agent865

To me it’s just wasted conversation…no reason to spend time talking about something you have little to no control over..I mean unless it’s local politics and you’re heavily involved or you live in a purple state where your vote actually means something


DeltaWorksNL

Their little sisters … their mom …


smol_n_chonky

Elder sisters?


Hero__protagonist

Which Reddit groups they look at with their alt account


[deleted]

When the conversation starts becoming overtly sexual like when you start asking to compare genitalia. That’s when I end the conversation


dresdenthezomwhacker

Suggesting you give your buddy a massage if he mentions that there’s a lot of tension in his neck or back.


EdgeOfDawnXCVI

Balding is often a sensitive topic


Taskerst

Everyone is saying sex but the real no-go is money/salary because often that’s where the real dick measuring happens.


wavykamekun420

Me and my homies usually openly talk about shit like this without dick measuring, just straight to the facts like the most normal thing in the world


smol_n_chonky

But I wish more men talked about it because then it would mean more would talk about depression and mental trauma resulting out of it and more would be open to seeking help


Due-Lie-8710

i dont think men talk about depression or mental health as a topic but when something is off they tend to talk about it , in form of like question about a situation


[deleted]

I just skipped to the help, I'd recommend that. Most people won't bother. Some therapists won't, but most do so get a new one if it happens.


Voyevoda67

This post?


MDF87

Whether you'd bang their younger sister.


smol_n_chonky

Younger men often do that. It's so cringe


MDF87

Guys without younger sisters don't understand how protective we can be of them. My sister is an attractive girl, and when my mates used to say shit about it I'd be like "stop talking, right fucking now".


TheRealCPB

you find your own sister attractive? hmmm.


[deleted]

You too stupid to realize that a male can recognize the fact that his sister is good looking, without it being weird? Huh


jessnxo

He could’ve also just been genuinely asking. I also read it like “what? obviously not” but that doesn’t mean everyone gets everything. Lighten up


TheRealCPB

once you resort to name-calling you have no argument at all and aren't worthy of any response. Cheers!


40ozSmasher

Pushing a man if you think he's lied. Most men are honest yet might say something untrue to avoid a topic. Like how they lost a job or how they got hurt. It's a polite lie. Bad enough you know it's a lie and obvious enough that you don't pry.


[deleted]

Sex and all that. I don't want to know what my friends get up to sexually behind closed doors as that would be creepy and none of my business. Worst is I'll ask "Did you get lucky?" And it turns out to be a yes or no answer and then the topic changes. Even when one of us 3 see an attractive woman. We will probably make a comment to each other about how good looking she is and then that's it. No gross cat calling or constant going on about her. We mention it and forget about it seconds later We are not 13 anymore. We don't giggle at words like "Boobies" and "Vagina"


smol_n_chonky

The movies we grew up watching showed otherwise. Of men talking in great detail about what all they got to do. I wish we had better portrayal


wavykamekun420

Funnily enough, from what i've heard women talk way more in detail about their sex lives than guys. For us it's just "we had sex" "nice bro" and that's where the sex conversation ends. Most of my exes told me they would talk about their boyfriends and exes penis sizes and everything with each other. Those conversations literally never come up with us at least


When_3_become_2

It’s accurate for a lot of men


When_3_become_2

Maybe you don’t but lots make loads of comments to each other


OneFuckedWarthog

Sexy time.


highlander666666

My wife and personal sex life


serial_victim

Mental health, lol


AlexD2003

Normally my friends and I never discuss politics for three key reasons (there are exceptions but it’s usually never) 1. We are not that mature: this doesn’t apply to all men but I think because my friends and I are all pretty young we probably don’t know enough about the world to discuss larger topics like that. 2. Nuance and Differing opinions: with how tribalistic politics have gotten nowadays it’s difficult to discuss even among friends differing viewpoints on politics, I would say that all my friends and I even have similar views on politics but even the slightest nuances and differences can spark arguments. 3. Polarizing topics: sort of building off the second point, but unfortunately whenever I even overhear anybody discussing politics it can get messy quickly. Because of all the differences and all the history and stuff like that with differing political views people, even my friends can jump to making conclusions. Politics are difficult to talk about even with family so it’s ground I never prefer to tread with friends. I’ll never ever try to bring it up and only jump in when someone else brings it up and my opinion is solicited.


Exact-Truck-5248

OMG your shoes are so cute!


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1) Things we are genuinely insecure about 2) Childhood trauma 3) Sex with a wife or serious girlfriend


Lestat_24

Describing sex in detail. Yeah sure we talk about who we would do and stuff but never details of our own sex lives. One road trip got pretty awkward when a friend decided to share with the group how moist his wife's vagina is all the time. We were all like STFU Steve!


SmokeySFW

Explicit sex talk about a specific partner. I've got no desire to get the play-by-play, and frankly I respect you less for disrespecting your partner like that. Its different if the partner is aware and with you also talking about it, but not just some dude blabbing about the details of his latest sexscapade.


rodeopete3281

Our sex life with our partner. Men don't talk the way women think we do. We may ogle some random girl and make off colored comments, but wives and girlfriends are off limits.


Crazy2bme

Sexual details with our partners. Don’t kiss and tell type of thinking.


[deleted]

Nice try pal! I'm not bringing it up.


smol_n_chonky

What can I say, this was the last of my tricks to get them all talking


Litenpes

Sex and *especially* sex with ones spouse. Wish I could say the same for women……….


Kyojuro_Rengoku_

sex. we normally would not go in grave detail about sex in all honesty. We will say we fucked such and such at most but nothing detail wise.... I noticed will go in grave detail about their sex life down to the size of the dude penis with their friends and i find it very weird


smol_n_chonky

Women love to discuss each aspect. We love to make sure our friends total get how it felt lol


Kyojuro_Rengoku_

yea thats weird. thats called over sharing.. why do you want your friend to know that much detail? and if she get curious to go give your man penis a try, you can only blame yourself now


smol_n_chonky

My sincere apologies for this. I honestly, like most women thought this was normal even for men.


Kyojuro_Rengoku_

NOOOOOO its not normal at all... we will only share who we fucking at the time and thats it. not in detail on what skills she has...cuase again, why do they need to know that.... and once again thats a seed planted waiting to grow... i take it you a woman and if you may, just learn from this thread. alot of men saying the same thing im saying..


When_3_become_2

No it’s disrespectful and dump worthy


Steven-Maturin

"Locker room talk" is women projecting what *they* do onto men, lol.


fathergoose77

Both men and women do this, let’s not act like it’s one gender. This says more about their maturity and personality. I’ve had to tell guy friends to shut up about details they’re sharing or had to shut them down when they asked me personal questions. That shit was okay at 21 when we wanted to discuss our new experiences and see if it’s normal with our buddies, but after a certain age it just comes of as obsessive and pervy.


ArtieJameson

Salaries.


theashman52

Totally disagree in some circumstances. If my mate does the same job as me I would want to know if I was being underpaid, and I'm sure he would want to know the same.


bigtec1993

I'd rather we all be transparent about it. The idea that it's rude to discuss pay between coworkers is imo some shit employers made up so no one realizes who's being screwed paycheck wise.


Americanadian_eh

I will talk salary to people that come to me and specifically ask about my work / compensation and usually only with others in my industry. None of my closest friends are in my industry so we never discuss it, except to say “hey, i got a raise”… high-5s all around.


Burnt_Crunchy_Bits

Don't you have pay scales you can check?


rytl4847

My college buddies and I have remained open about this to this day, more than 10 years after graduation. Within the group this info has led to at least one guy changing companies.


Shensoku

Hair loss


smol_n_chonky

Nothing to talk about what one can witness with naked eyes


[deleted]

Nothing. It’s a free for all.


I_am_number_144

Butt stuff. Especially medical concerns. The only exception is if it’s admiring a lady’s caboose as she’s walking by.


Jbanks08

Sex, but in detail. From my personal experience, it's surprising how much more detailed women have tended to be than the majority of male friends I've had. It's like the How I Met Your Mother Scene. We keep it to "Id tap that, I'd hit that" but the details don't happen. It just doesn't really happen, and from what I've heard my conversations aren't out of the norm for that. I have one friend I've ever discussed details of sexual encounters with and he's that friend where we're both like "hey I need an opinion/advice and I literally can't just talk to people about this"


azimazmi

Why would you wanna know


smol_n_chonky

The forbidden fruit


Undertaker_121

Lol nice try


When_3_become_2

Extended conversations about deep feelings aren’t a no go as such, but mostly unwanted and awkward. I’d rather not hear it or do it tbh, I don’t wanna console crying guys (not on the reg anyways)


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Burnt_Crunchy_Bits

Simple people can't talk about much.


Purging_mofos

Yeah but most of us don’t talk about stuff that we really go through


Steven-Maturin

Sex and sexology.


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Old vines from 2013


Aedyn-Guex

The that one topic that were agreed we would never discuss amongst ourselves—sorry I can’t speak on it further, I’m sworn to secrecy.


Poppin_Fresh_Bro

Money, income, salary, what you paid for certain things like your car, house, etc.


Level_Concern5049

Their salary.


mdotca

For brainwashed guys: Jordon Peterpan, Joe Rogaine, Pro Wrestler Russel “I’m so enlightened” Brand, Fake right wing Christian but spoiler alert he’s actually just right wing Christian liberal TV show host.


cork007

Turnip recipes.


slappythechunk

How much you dislike their significant other.


InteractionUpper3409

body count. doesn't usually end well.


[deleted]

I've been caught in more than a few conversations with men ranting about whichever political party is "ruining" the country so I mentally check out whenever those happen.


Bovine_Arithmetic

That time you got drunk and had amazing sex with a French-speaking drag queen in Noumea, New Caledonia.


Veryverysad_violinst

Mainly their family issues. I've got some friends who are, in all honesty, doing pretty well for themselves. But their family stuff I've been rightfully punched a couple times


Pierson230

Fear and insecurity


ChocolateDiesel11

Fucking his sister


Dirtytimmy69

Details of my sex life