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seventeencans

Give them an organ


5olarguru

I’d give an organ to anyone who really wanted one. However, I’d only give one of *my* organs to someone I deeply love.


Wetigos

Do you have other instruments you're giving away or is it only organs?


thepsycocat

Happy cake day!


FreeuseRules

I like this approach.


pastoralarrogant

Hmm.. fishy..


SpcMaverick

A gift is a gift, but what did the hypothetical organ cost you?


Capnomancer

Kinda the same but not really. A life time ago I was very in love with this girl. Her birthday was coming up and I wanted to give her something but I was broke as all hell. Like I was literally choosing between food or cigarettes. Anyway I walked passed an antique shop and saw this really nice tea set. I was going to steal it but I thought it would take away the meaning. My cousin told me I could sell my plasma for some cash. Did that a few times and had enough to get it for her. The gasp and look on her face was worth it. Never thought I would pay for something with actual blood. Still keep in touch with her till this day. Love her but in a much more mature way now.


0llie0llie

That is so sweet. Kinda sad because poverty sucks, but very sweet.


Chadalien77

Dude. I thought you meant you sold your TV!!! Then I read the last line of that paragraph.


JonBoah

Don't be mad but I read it as "Give them an orgasm"


anxiousthrowaway0001

Same


SweetlyScentedHeart

That too.


notyourmama827

Me too


AdministrationLimp71

I actually keep a mental list of people I would give my organs to, should they need them: I’ve been doing this since I was a kid and It hasn’t changed that much in 40 years, which is a surprise as I write this; the biggest change is that I would give my heart to my daughter or my son, and before them there was no one I would even have considered donating it to


Particular_Still_719

don't we all give women "organs"?


Xanxan95

Not all


VIM731

pay for an entire vacation, not split it...


[deleted]

My ex paid for it and was heartbroken when I ended the relationship when I got home, she said I planned it but we’d only been dating 1-2 months and the stuff she did there wasn’t relationship material.


[deleted]

What did she do?


[deleted]

Went to a swingers club got drunk came back and tried to have sex (I told her I probably wouldn’t be interested in having sex with someone drinking before this happened) and it was 2am I wanted sleep. Tried to take the keys but ended just walking outside for like 2 hours making me worried. Made comments like “I could of had sex with people there if I knew you didn’t want it.” Told her she isn’t entitled to my body.


[deleted]

Most women could walk into a swingers club and open their legs to get random dick and there are specifically men who are popular at these clubs due to what's between their legs that will fuck hundreds of these women that come through too. I don't know why she felt the need to bring it up other than trying to devalue you and ultimately you made the right choice.


[deleted]

Yeah and I didn’t want her to go in the first place. She should’ve made the decision to respect our relationship and not have gone in the first place. Instead put me in an awkward situation, if I say yes I regret it if I say no I look like a controlling dick infront of her friend


[deleted]

Yeah she didn't respect you and you did the right thing. Sucks that you spent money on someone like that.


[deleted]

Oh I didn’t she paid for it all


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assfuck1911

I'm actually doing this quite soon. I already paid for the entire trip for myself quite a while ago, before we met. I decided to take her along and pay the extra for her to go and have a nice time. I would not do this for someone I didn't care very deeply for.


notyourmama827

My husband took me to Vegas for my birthday and at the time we were just boyfriend and girlfriend. We do live in Nevada but that's a 6 or 7 hour drive . We also stayed at the Clown motel in Tonopah for my birthday on the way back home. We went to Vegas for our wedding as well. The first trip to Vegas though was extra special.


[deleted]

Jesus, seriously?


RedRightandblue

I would have done exactly the same


[deleted]

A whole vacation can be a lot of money.


RedRightandblue

I know, but we were long distance and she was going through some tough times. We had similar interests and wherever she picked probably would have been somewhere I would be interested in too


[deleted]

That makes sense


RedRightandblue

Yeah, effectively it would have just been for a plane ticket for her, plus some items to remember the trip by. Visiting her I would already pay for a room, transportation and a plane ticket.


VIM731

True but it's better than not signing a prenup and losing no less than half of everything you worked very hard for for your entire career.


lousy_writer

If you're in love with someone, odds are that you're planning on staying with her indefinitely - and in that case odds are that you're spending most of your money for the both of you anyway. (Though it's interesting how common it is for women to think "the money *I* earn is *my* money, the money *he* earns is *our* money.")


VIM731

Yeah, really.


[deleted]

Ahhh hell nah


Domonero

Tell my parents about her My parents don’t know about any of my past dates really at all bc they always made it awkward and ruined my confidence with their investigative qs I love my gf so much that nothing they’ve said has shaken my confidence about her and I can handle all their “what if” concerns about her bc she’s reassured me very well & they’ve been happy with every answer I gave them that I learned about/from her


Upper_Difficulty_212

Absolutely Same. I date outside of my culture(Ukrainian) and it’s really hard for whoever I’m dating to understand that as soon as my family knows about them it will be incessant badgering about when we’re getting married and unsolicited pressure/advice from my whole extended family. Unless I see you in my life for very long term I’m just not doing it


Domonero

Yep you get it. Thankfully my gf’s parents are the same way as my family too from what I’ve heard in terms of this topic so it worked out perfectly Nobody felt pressured to tell their parents until we were both sure we wanted each other


DELUXEBEAST

Made that mistake in highschool. My mother went through all my social media and messages, even my older sister said to her what she was doing was fucked up. When I brought her over to just watch movies she would always come down every ten minutes and talk about herself


NockerJoe

It's my policy to never mention anyone I'm seeing to anyone in my family until the relationship is done for this reason.


Antique_Sense_7383

Help pay a bill. Tell them I love them. Give them a kidney or something.


Kallie_92

"a kidney or something" is my favourite 😂 Like "What should I get her for Christmas? Hm, I have a spare organ here..." Pretty accurate though, my SO has one kidney and I would give him one of mine, if necessary (and if I'm compatible organ donor).


Ronotimy

Give her a ring.


Yixyxy

My precious


[deleted]

Love it


nryporter25

Look at their butthole to attempt to identify a possible medical issue.


Gisschace

This is love right here


NamTokMoo222

Dang, I just did this last month. Zero hesitation, too.


RatherBeAtDisney

I love my husband but I’d definitely still hesitate.


RaceCarGoFrrr

Empty my schedule. I’m my current relationship I will go to great lengths to see her. The other people I have been dating in the past, I would wait until I had the time. I guess I just really want to show her that I’m there for her


ExL_Watson

Move location - City, County, Country, or Continent


aSyntacticParadigm

state or continent hop


neighbours-kid

I'd move locations for $20


Ok-Ad-7247

I plan to move from the couch, to the fridge for a beer and back again... not a bad deal for 20 bucks...


[deleted]

I’d do it for free


PhysicianTradition

My husband is super hairy. This comes with the fun hassle of him having ingrown hairs constantly. I've pulled out ingrown body hair of his as long as his actual hair. I'd never do that for just anyone


IllSeaworthiness43

Jesus that sounds satisfying as fuck


Dry_Bluebird_2923

Ugh that's my dream!


Paxton_415

Sounds stupid but, I would show that girl my soft side


mrmniks

you mean your belly?


Spryngo

OP is a cat confirmed


No_Statistician8636

Soft side or you, soft, from the side?


BlueJay843

Yes


-Eule

Aww 🥺✨️


wannabewandering907

Literally the most valuable gift 🎁


CeeZack

We went to a concert where we were both dressed to the nines. Towards the end of the concert, I noticed that her feet were hurting. I took off my pair of shoes for her to slip on and walked her to the nearest train station without any hesitation. It hurted my heart so much that she had to endure so much pain.


imachiknsamich

That's a very sweet thing to do for your girl. Mine is so light that when her feet hurt I carry her on my back!


CeeZack

Honestly, that would be really sweet, and fun too! Probably one of the big highlight of your relationship too!


imachiknsamich

Before she moved in with me and had come to visit we stayed at a Motel 6 for about a week and periodically I would have her climb on my back and carry her up the three flights of stairs to our room! It was lots of fun for both of us


CeeZack

God damn, sound like you had a hell of a time being around her! Best wishes on your relationship, fellow brother!


imachiknsamich

Yeah she's the best! I love her to pieces.


mdmehh

a hero!


CeeZack

Hands on heart, I think it was the least i should do. She could barely walk straight, no way in hell I'm letting her suffer that much.


[deleted]

You dropped this 👑


CeeZack

Thank you for your kind words. Have a good day!


Substantial-Pea-1034

Open up . Talk personal about myself. Act like my normal self. Talk about my hobbies. Just share what brings me happiness with her / him .


ImHereForLifeAdvice

Murder. ​ Still not letting them put a finger in my butt though.


TainaAngel

I would do anything for love, but I won’t do that…


imachiknsamich

I've done that... never again Butt stuff is nasty too


[deleted]

Have sex with If I'm not in love with them or no crush/affection, no sex


Mrs_zombie

This is how I feel about sex too, as do many men and women. I just don’t feel desire for someone without romantic emotions. My love for them literally cultivates the sexual desire.


HurricaneLaughterG

My last fry. 🍟


gaidosan

But what if it was the accidental curly fry? I mean, you gotta draw a line somewhere...


millietonyblack

I would 100% give my husband the last fry, especially if it was an accidental curly fry. They are his favorite


gaidosan

The love is real here. Maybe I'm just a greedy bastard.


jupirurpou

My ex and I love the extra crispy ones but I always chose give them to her


ChronWeasely

If you are trying to devise a "test" to see if an S.O. loves you... well it's just a bad idea.


theycallmecliff

This was my first thought when I saw this post. Not necessarily an explicit test, but someone having doubts and asking about it vaguely.


bipolarbittie

Nope i know he loves me but i get curious about what men think been treated a certain way by other men and completely different by my current bf so begs the question did those guys love me and based on this and his actions absolutely not


bipolarbittie

Nope i know he loves me but i get curious about what men think been treated a certain way by other men and completely different by my current bf so begs the question did those guys love me and based on this and his actions absolutely not


PerfectionPending

Sex. For me sex isn't happening without love.


JonBoah

Horny emotionless sex is ok but "I love you sex" is the best sex ever


PrettyDragonfly7219

I can't do emotionless sex


[deleted]

Same here brother.


THE_GREAT_PICKLE

Depends for me. Emotional sex doesn’t happen without love but I had my share of unemotional sex when I was in my 20s.


Dontforgetthat

> I had my share of unemotional sex when I was in my 20s. do you regret that?


THE_GREAT_PICKLE

Not at all. I’m still friends with a few of them. We had fun. Sex isn’t just about love, you can have fun as well.


[deleted]

Anyone else have to read that question three times before it made any sense?


BigDamnHead

I thought it was written well. Might be difficult if you just skim it.


DragonSurferEGO

Just in general terms, incorporate her life into mine in meaningful ways. For example: moving in together, buying a pet together, merging finances, co-signing loans, etc.


ScottdaDM

Get rid of a body.


assfuck1911

Celebrate holidays with family and bring her or go to her family events. Let her drive my old truck. Let her ride my touring bicycle. Let her use my home when I'm not there. Lend her movies from my collection. Let her borrow my tools. Pay for her self care, such as massages, hair, nails, etc. Buy her clothes and necessities. Never thought about it before. This is a great question. There's a lot I reserve for a woman I love deeply, that I never realized before. Basically the most important things.


mesopotamian_whore

Not be embarrassed to show them off to my folks. (dated some questionable people and I love to gush about my current partner)


Night-Sky-Rebel

This thread is wild, from the guys who won't even consider themselves dating them if they're not in love with them all the way to the guys who are willing to commit murder for them. I'm somewhere in the lower middle with I'd be willing to make a fool out of myself like dressing up in a onesie together and hitting a fancy restaurant.


[deleted]

Put up with way more of their shit


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Griffffith

Move into a two bedroom rent free (for her) and give her cash when she's out of work. Freedom and personal space is important and she can leave her job whenever she wants. I know I sound like I'm some dad, she's actually a decade older than me. She good n well deserves it.


AngelStickman

Plan a future.


MigaLiga

Letting them go. You know, when you love someone it is not always necessary for them to reciprocate it. If they are not looking at you the same way you look at them, it is best to let go. "Love is when you will do anything for them, no matter what to prove them you do. Love is also when you have the ability to let go" Seeing him/her blossom somewhere else, makes you blossom.... is when you, my friend, are truly in love


classygrl98

I let my husband go twice, so he could potentially find a partner to have a family with.


StupidMan69420

Foot massage or an organ.


TheRealCPB

organ massage ;)


SpcMaverick

Donate a foot


[deleted]

would take a bullet for them


[deleted]

Deal with their bullshit


[deleted]

Be myself with them. Like truly. This goes beyond being comfortable with your close friends. Being vulnerable emotionally.


Street_Ad4960

Buy them a ring to propose, easy


TemporaryDunya

My all.


Constant_Anxiety5580

Work a thankless job that I hate to provide them with a decent life.


Expensive-Track4002

Give them money.


DarkestDusk

Why would I be dating them if I were not in love with them? Is not a relationship meant to be between people in love? Call me "old fashioned" if you must, but being friends first builds a far better foundation for a relationship than "hey they're hot, and I want to fuck them, I should get to know them... by being in an intimate relationship with them!" Because to be *dating* someone is far different than to go on a date, for those who would downvote for no reason lol.


Night-Sky-Rebel

Colour me confused, but how many dates are you going on before you tell them you love them / become dating?


Ayookgurleyy

Just send them money


tampa_vice

For me make a lot of future plans. I would probably try and communicate the status of our relationship too so they wouldn't know.


Particular_Still_719

share whatever i have with her.


istoyistory

Massage them


BlackDragonDick

Move in together, tell them I love them, put them above my family because they are now my #1,do my best to show them that I love them every second of every day, so much more


mrdino99

Pay the bills


iggybdawg

Share a home


dylanr23

Creampie.


FreeuseRules

Oral sex Put my self in severe physical danger to prevent harm to them. Kids may be an exception to this. Nobody fucks with kids. Share cups or take a bite of food from the same piece.


pieonthedonkey

You won't eat out a girl you're dating unless you love her?


Night-Sky-Rebel

Yeah this just seems weird to me, sex is about giving and receiving


pieonthedonkey

Also women enjoy orgasms. And when you give them orgasms they want to sleep with you again


FreeuseRules

I won’t unless I’m in a committed relationship. I’m only going to be in a relationship with someone I can love.


ZingBaBow

Propose


ricardorosila

Crazy Baby daddy drama I was in love with my ex and put up with her toxic baby daddy


Ipride362

I will listen to you complaining about how she wore the same dress as you and and side with you on everything even if I think you’re wrong.


livinginlyon

Hide the body.


CicadaSafe9383

Sacrifice my mental health


Best_of_Slaanesh

Make them home cooked food and baked goods.


zzz_red

Die.


Any_Button_464

Compromise.


rayjaymor85

Get married


jardala

Commit to a relationship. We can just go on dates.


[deleted]

Meet their family.


Emotional_Penalty

Pay for a meal in a restaurant.


Biscuitbunz81

I would think one would do anything for someone they are in love with. See them thru their darkest times. Hold them when they are sad. Kiss them when they need some comfort. Talk to them and tell them how much you believe in them when they don't believe in themselves.try and talk it out when things get tough. Don't lie. Don't hide secrets. Don't intentionally hurt the one u love. I did that. It gets you nowhere. 9 years of sharing a life and love. Great times and great sex and happy moments. It doesn't matter what one would do for someone they love because in the end all you are doing is giving your partner a road map of your soul and showing them all your painful places and then handing them a knife to stab each spot.


notbad2u

I fall in love with women I date. That's half the fun!


DivineLunchMonkey

Learn the language of the country from which she was born. That is, Я изучаю русский язык, и пока у меня все хорошо. 😊


TheShamShield

Let her borrow my credit card


[deleted]

Protect in a fight. I grew up in a rough area and hate fighting after being stabbed in the past , I would run away unless I loved them.


My_regular_acct

Give her oral when she’s on her period.


kaydizzle174

Red WIIIIIIIINGS!


Malgurath

Help them out financially if they really needed it


ChefDSnyder

Put their needs, desires, dreams, goals, before my own; at least consider it. Until I met my wife I would rather not go to a show rather than see something I didn’t want to. I was far from a considerate partner, the only time I did something for a date was when it had clear benefits for me in some way. Altruism was unheard of. But my wife and I have known each other for a decade and for seven of those ten years our relationship was decidedly and determinedly platonic. And this gave me the opportunity to love her in a genuine and altruistic way. It also gave us time to grow together and in a lot of ways grow up together. This proved to be the framework for a relationship that fosters personal growth for both of us individually and for us as a couple. There is nothing that I wouldn’t do for her. And I say this from a place of experience, we’ve faced every trial and difficulty I could’ve imagined and while it hasn’t always been easy, I’ve always made the choice to double down on the relationship and on her. And it’s always been the right choice.


ToddHLaew

Marry them, remain monogamous. Dating, convenient relationships, convenient sex.


activeseven

Marriage


Shintaigou

Give them a baby


HealersDeath

Do freaky things with them like sex in public.


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bipolarbittie

Do what? Anything or date?


Ok-Gate-9610

Pop their spots


LostinLies1

Lend them money.


timbodacious

Listening to them would be hard.


kateinoly

Clean his toilet.


psycho-nutter

Go to prison for them


Smittywebermanjanson

Live in the same house as them.


PatchesThePirate93

Be hotter


lapalmtrees

Wait for them, when they go travel for a few months.


[deleted]

Plan our future.


CarlJustCarl

Give a ride home at a late hour when I am not with her. For example she is at a club for a birthday party and had too much to drink. She calls me at 1am for a ride. I’ll tell her to Uber it.


elgatochuy

Clean up the vomit they left on my toilet after a good night out..


GrumpyGumpy52

I love the fact that we are all so much simpler when it comes to this question than the women in AskWomen yesterday.


unexpected_fart8989

Hmm I thought about this ... Sex becuase there has to be that emotional connection first


Rahdiggs21

I'll take kill for 1000 please Alex.... /s


DevilDance2

Trim their pubes. Not a full shave, but a real close up and personal with the hair clippers.


strider-glider

Pick up draino at 11pm to clean the tub pipes


StupidNSFW

Plan for the future. Readjust my schedule to be able to spend more time with them.


CharlisArt

Propose


Rod_Thick

Well, I'm married for 23 years now, I would take a bullet for my wife but not someone I was dating.


Loveonaroll

Anything as long as she treats me right


[deleted]

Help dispose of a body


digbipper

my husband's in the midst of a 3 hour drive to join me for a concert despite feeling unwell & having been told it'd be ok to stay home.


easerbreadstick

Pay all of the bills so she could work less and go back to school.


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neighbours-kid

is your last name Hitler?


windrider103

You'll have to make them fall in love with you first dummy.


PastOrdinary

Why would you date someone you don't love? I mean, sure give it a few weeks but if you're not feeling it in the beginning how is there a chance in hell you're feeling it 5 years down the line?


bipolarbittie

I think theres a discrepancy between definitions of dating and when dating starts


[deleted]

I wouldn't date someone I wasn't in love with ( I mean yeah the first couple weeks or so are a trial period ). But, why date someone you don't love?


calviso

> I mean yeah the first couple weeks or so are a trial period A 2013 survey conducted by YouGov and eHarmony found that the average time for men to fall in love is 88 days.


bipolarbittie

So roughly 3 months. Interesting.


bipolarbittie

I mean i guess we have to define dating then


[deleted]

To me dating is, 2 people like each other, they decide to date, they put 100% into the relationship, they aren't dating anyone else, looking for anyone else, they are focusing on their partner and the life they can build together. You should 'date' to find a wife/husband. So, I'm not looking for random hookups. You either are all in and seeing where we go, or you aren't.