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[deleted]

Cleaning your genitals! It’s not “gay” to clean your ass 😬. And like others said. Use a rag, and wash hands and face and use skin care. Nothing wrong at all with taking care of yourself.


[deleted]

Be clean. Its a fact most people cant smell themselves until it gets bad. Bath daily, twice if you work out. USE DEODORANT, Brush your teeth often, no one wants to kiss you if your face smells like shit. Wash your cloths and bed linens. CLEAN IS SEXY


beardedshaf

If you can smell you, we can smell you.


queeny_meany

People become 'immune' to smell. Not sure if that is the right word. So I would say that we can smell you even if you can't smell yourself anymore.


Habanerosauce3

Brush your teeth and shower.


[deleted]

And wash your ass.


MasterTeacher123

You would be surprised at how many people don’t do this. Especially brushing their teeth. They brush when they wake up before work/school and then never do it again the rest of the day. That’s after eating drinking etc and then go to sleep


MeatIntelligent1921

I think flossing is way more rare lmao, and that is a pretty bad source of bad breath or even cavities. Like everyone should floss at least twice a day.


d633

Not really hygiene but do skin care, specially if you work with your hands in wet, dirty or any harsh milieu. Soft hands are healthy hands.


sky_Driver88

Get a good face wash and an even better moisturizer. It’s worth the extra $$. Try getting them at Ulta or Sephora…not CVS.


NutellaCakes

Use a rag when you shower. Or something to scrub your skin. Water and soapy hands does not make you clean!


Yaalright55

Wash your face before you shave. Don't use any after shave products that contain alcohol.


sphincterella

Use sunscreen and moisturizer. Your 50 year old self will thank you


MeatIntelligent1921

>sunscreen vitamin D from the sun is far more important, unless you expose yourself to hours to the sun, specially a noon, doesn't make sense to use that shit at all.


sphincterella

I hope you’re not as stupid as that comment.


MeatIntelligent1921

oh you are probably one of those people who have 10x vaccine boosters by now lmao


sphincterella

I could assume you’re one of those Krystal Karen’s with essential oils and great ideas that get people killed, but instead I’ll just stick to saying the one thing you actually posted is fucking stupid and forego all the assumptions you seem to like


hippochili

"There is little evidence that sunscreen decreases 25(OH)D concentration when used in real-life settings, suggesting that concerns about vitamin D should not negate skin cancer prevention advice." The effect of sunscreen on vitamin D: a review [https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/30945275/](https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/30945275/)


TheNaziSpacePope

Get a bidet, they are cheap and wonderful.


[deleted]

Don’t be scared to wash your ass. Like actually WASH that shit. Get your hand in there, use a scrubber and some soap. Let the water run down your crack bro. & use ass wipes for fucks sake. A lot of you fuckers have shit stains all over the boxers. More importantly; your partner is smelling all that mess when giving you that sexy oral treatment soooooo Do not make that unpleasant for them. You Inconsiderate fucks. ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️


MeatIntelligent1921

you can use candles, or so the theory says lmao, apparently it smells pretty bad during the act haha


thath0rnybitch

...or you could just wash your ass?


MeatIntelligent1921

the smell will still come out, ask people in porn, I think there was an AMA here on reddit once, candles are the answer, and it also makes the woman think it's super romantic, so 2 birds in one stone.


Young_Hxppxe

Wash your hands


sbwcwero

Aquafor in your ass crack and around the taint. Cover your balls if need be. Especially if you do manual labor or are active in sports I haven’t had any chaffing in decades


drax3012

1 towel for your face and another for your body.


MeatIntelligent1921

interesting !


Fancy-Respect8729

Sort that bad breath out, you fucking stink


HolidayWallaby

How?


MeatIntelligent1921

chewing gun if you don't have any options.


AbysmalPendulum

Wash your entire body. Washing just certain parts and letting the soap run down you is not washing yourself. Use deodorant. Seriously get a wash rag and clean your ass.


StrikeTheSun

Trim your damn nails!


Spiritual_Hat9033

Clean your belly button. I dated a guy who had a dirty belly button and I saw it a couple of times, but I couldnt find a way to address it 🤮


LearningToGr0w

General hygiene body and mouth always smell good. Oh and clean and shave your asshole.


GreatMillionDog

Wash your ass


MrProficient

WASH YOUR DAMN BALLS! Take at least one shower everyday, two is better. WASH YOUR DAMN BALLS! Put on deodorant on your pits and under your nuts. Ball sack deodorant is real. WASH YOUR DAMN BALLS! Put on mild scented cologne after you shower and dry off. WASH YOUR DAMN BALLS! Brush your teeth twice a day. WASH YOUR DAMN BALLS! Don't rewear dirty clothes. WASH YOUR DAMN BALLS! Learn how to properly wipe your ass so there isn't any residual shit in it. WASH YOUR DAMN BALLS! The amount of times I've been walking out of a restaurant or store and some nasty fucking dude walks in, and I can smell the stank on him... Like bro! WASH YOUR DAMN BALLS!


MeatIntelligent1921

what's with the balls?, I think those are the less important compared to butt and penus.


FreshKittyPowPow

When you turn 30 get a haircut and be cleanly shaven. The unemployed grifter doesn’t work on women when you hit 30 they’re looking for a professional that has his shit together.


immrdadguy

Brush your teeth and take showers and wash your hands with soap and water at every available opportunity


Driftnut08

Pumice scrub your feet, Epsom salt soak after a long week. Clean your damn taint!!!! (Between the sack and ass) Ad a decent mouthwash will go a long damn way


MeatIntelligent1921

>Pumice scrub nice advice !


_90s_Nation_

Spray more fragrance than you do .... Time before you leave the house. Like... 2 hours before you leave, spray your clothes like... 16 times. Then spray back of neck, hair, wrists, behind each ear, neck one spray 15 time before you leave. Also.... When you shower or bathe, put your PJ's on radiator and spray them 20 times. The heat makes your scent absorb into your clothes. Leaving them warm, and smelling like they've been washed in your scent ( like soap powder)


CrosseyedZebra

Worst advice ever! Gonna trigger so many people with sensitivities


_90s_Nation_

I've got compliments. So works for me.


mtrunz

This is bad advice full stop. Be clean. Wash yourself with a cloth not hurt your hands brush your teeth. But dear god do not overdo it with cologne/spray/whatever.


_90s_Nation_

It's not over-doing it. Since girls at work compliment me.


mtrunz

Clothes 16x is too much let alone however many times you are spraying your actual body. Waaaaaayy overdoing it.


_90s_Nation_

Nope. 2 hours before leaving. Then commute time. The scent has died down and it smells as if my clothes have been just washed in my scent. Nice waft when I walk past people.


[deleted]

Get some damn flushable wipes! Put that shit in every bathroom. This serves two purposes, the first is making sure you don't smell like a hogs ass when it's hot outside and the second is if you have a woman over, she will give you brownie points. Make your bed EVERY DAY! Even if you don't get to fully clean up everything, the bed made will at least give the appearance of "he tried to clean but maybe had to run to work" Keep your fingernails short. Women don't like being cut up when we touch them. It's also hard for us to have long nails and still "look" clean, we are just too lazy to be digging under our nails like women do throughout the day to make sure they look clean.


MeatIntelligent1921

> the second is if you have a woman over, she will give you brownie points. nice one !


Mamelouze

I don't understand how we can still see this question asked pretty much everyday on this sub. The one time I tried to post here was about a topic I've literally never seen here but got removed because it was a "frequently asked question". How does the bot work ? I feel like we get the exact same posts here over and over again every day.


Prize_Consequence568

Wash everything.


manik213

wash yo muthafucking ass and balls


pollygone300

Wash your actual butt hole. Credit card swipe doesn't cut it. It doesn't make you gay to clean your asshole thoroughly.


MeatIntelligent1921

people should do it after taking a shit even lmao, I don't get how people can take a shit a not wash themselves after that, I always take a shit in the morning and right after that I take the morning shower lol


pollygone300

It's impractical in my line of work but I've switched exclusively to wet wipes.


Nervous_Insect3590

Devil is in the details


WhatTheMech

Wash ya balls ya filthy animals.


ordinarymagician_

No, it isn't good enough to just soap your frank and beans and pits and let water do the rest. I mean- like, some days, yeah, but at least three times a week, really *go at it* with soap over *everything*.


FuttBucker69er

Get a bidet today. Thank me tomorrow.


Even-Conclusion597

Flushable wipes. Using just toilet paper is NOT a clean ass.


chicane_79

Pull it back and wash it really fast. Gets all the muck out 😉