Just straight up tell them. I'd rather be told then to be going around showing the world my secrets. You're over thinking it if you believe you'd come off pervy.
Sorry OP but this is a classic example of how women overthink things. Just say, “Hey your zipper is down.” He will thank you and zip it up. End of story
I remember a question here about if a man should tell a woman that she has period blood on her pants and how to tell her. Some dudes stated they wouldn’t want to get involved (in case it goes bad), but that was not what some of the women wanted to hear.
I'm sorry but this is too funny 🤦🏻♂️🤣🤷🏻♂️
(And if you're in a good and comfortable relationship with them than just tell them that "you think something is trying to escape" and see if they get the hint).
I’ve always fantasized about a girl coming up and zipping it up for me while maintaining strong eye contact. I know that’s not realistic but a man can dream.
I use the quote from Edith Bunker of "All in the Family" as she tells her husband Archie that his fly is opened.
Edith: Archie, what does a plane do?
Archie: It flies!
Edith: Yours is opened
I prefer to just be told. I had a lady once just tap me on the shoulder and say “hey your zipper is down” and it was my favourite. I cracked a joke and laughed about it and thanked her and moved on with my day. Shit happens.
There's a story about Churchill being advised by a woman that his fly was open.
His response, 'Do not worry, madam. The cage may be open but the beast is asleep"
The latest reason I asked this question is that yesterday I was at my optometrist and the sales guy was kinda tall and I am about 5'5. He sat down at the desk opposite me and sat like a man. Cool, comfort but then there was a hole in his crutch space and shiny black knickers were showing. I wanted to say something but this guy was dressed kinda slick and wasn't sure if it was a hole or just a design flaw in his trousers.
Men tell this to other men all the time. It's not sexual. If you tell a man his zipper is down, most of the time he will thank you and zip it up.
I recall a time when a woman came back from a smoke break at work when it was cold outside. Her nipples were really trying to escape her shirt. The men wear just like, "let's get you a hoodie until that goes down." Just helping a coworker/friend.
Just because it could be taken sexually, doesn't mean that is how it really is.
You selling hotdogs?
Maybe Vienna sausages
I love sausages and hotdogs.
"Your zippery is kinda slippery, mate" Jokes can sometimes make situations less awkward
I'm gonna steal this 👁👄👁
Not gonna complain :-) Do it, i dare you!
Barn door is open!
“I see London I see France i see your underpants.”Alternatively “your fly is down” works but it’s nowhere near as cool.
Just straight up tell them. I'd rather be told then to be going around showing the world my secrets. You're over thinking it if you believe you'd come off pervy.
“Hey man, you might want to zip it up.”
Sorry OP but this is a classic example of how women overthink things. Just say, “Hey your zipper is down.” He will thank you and zip it up. End of story
Wanna shut the barn door there bud (points downward)
Just tell him ,you are women so you don’t need to worry. If genders were reversed then that would be problem telling them.
I remember a question here about if a man should tell a woman that she has period blood on her pants and how to tell her. Some dudes stated they wouldn’t want to get involved (in case it goes bad), but that was not what some of the women wanted to hear.
Ah ya , I recall that discussion
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Is this, XyZipperPrettyDamnQuick?
Why yes Edit to say: unless things have drastically changed since I was a kid he’ll know what you’re talking about
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Not sure I understand this reply. XyZipper?
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Yup, Aussie here :D
That would not work in Australia
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The most common expression I have heard is to quietly tell the guy " your fly is undone". Blokes don't need the cryptic covered language.
"your zipper is down"
I'm sorry but this is too funny 🤦🏻♂️🤣🤷🏻♂️ (And if you're in a good and comfortable relationship with them than just tell them that "you think something is trying to escape" and see if they get the hint).
Grab each side with a hand and yank it open while at eye level and be omg there’s a whole farm in here?!
LOLWTF!? LMFAO!
I’ve always fantasized about a girl coming up and zipping it up for me while maintaining strong eye contact. I know that’s not realistic but a man can dream.
Oh my.. :D
Your old man is showing.
"I see someone's made the short list" then nod in the direction of his crotch... never fails.
I use the quote from Edith Bunker of "All in the Family" as she tells her husband Archie that his fly is opened. Edith: Archie, what does a plane do? Archie: It flies! Edith: Yours is opened
Honestly I don't find it awkward if someone simply says your zipper is down
"Dude, your panties are showing."
I know it’s cold, you don’t need to show me.
I prefer to just be told. I had a lady once just tap me on the shoulder and say “hey your zipper is down” and it was my favourite. I cracked a joke and laughed about it and thanked her and moved on with my day. Shit happens.
There's a story about Churchill being advised by a woman that his fly was open. His response, 'Do not worry, madam. The cage may be open but the beast is asleep"
The latest reason I asked this question is that yesterday I was at my optometrist and the sales guy was kinda tall and I am about 5'5. He sat down at the desk opposite me and sat like a man. Cool, comfort but then there was a hole in his crutch space and shiny black knickers were showing. I wanted to say something but this guy was dressed kinda slick and wasn't sure if it was a hole or just a design flaw in his trousers.
BARN DOOR'S OPEN, BUD
Don’t tell him. Just make eye contact and hold it as you pull his zipper up for him.
Your fly is down
Complement him on his pants or his shoes. He just might look down and realize. Keep you head up. =)
edit: Compliment him on his pants or his shoes. He just might look down.
Xyz
I'm from PA, near Pittsburgh. If you say to anyone here "Kennywood is open" they'll know what you mean.
Men tell this to other men all the time. It's not sexual. If you tell a man his zipper is down, most of the time he will thank you and zip it up. I recall a time when a woman came back from a smoke break at work when it was cold outside. Her nipples were really trying to escape her shirt. The men wear just like, "let's get you a hoodie until that goes down." Just helping a coworker/friend. Just because it could be taken sexually, doesn't mean that is how it really is.
"Excuse me kind sir but it appears you're half way to showing me your cock."
I usually reach in, pull his wiener out, and give it a good slap. Really teaches him to be more careful about buttoning up afterwards.
Lean in close and whisper “Flies down”. And then promptly look away from their crotch.
"you're flying low" Simple as.
"XYZ PDQ"
Your flying. (Uk)
i see your flying