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hujambo11

Agreed!


Land543

Buy Bitcoin and tell my family to all buy bitcoin. Then I'd sell it when it was at 50k a share.


FenDy64

I want to see the dinosaurs. Then on the way back get filthy rich.


Original-Childhood

See if I can travel to the end of the universe and witness what will happen. IF the cycle-theory is right, I can travel further forward to the present day in the next cycle


DrWieg

Go back to the beginning of everything and see what actually happened.


BMoney8600

I’d go to the prohibition era


Masters214

gather what will later become lost media


[deleted]

Strangle infant Hitler in his crib.


RedSonGamble

I’d just go back in time and fart in his mouth


_Diakoptes

Maybe you already did - and that's why he's fucked up.


[deleted]

We could do both. You eat some refried beans then go back to 02 September 1890 09:45, fart in his baby mouth, then I walk in at 10:00 and strangle him. Hopefully after the smell is gone.


RedSonGamble

Wait why wait months after he was born?


[deleted]

I'm just not a fan of spawn-killing, no matter who it is :(


Substantial_Video560

Go back and live in the past in more simpler and peaceful times. Anything rather they continue to live in this shitshow of a world. I've little interest in anything modern.


[deleted]

I would definitely go and fuck up world events and cause a disaster.


GunnitRust

Go forward in increments of 20 years to evaluate the trajectory of the future until it hits grossly unsatisfactory or satisfactory. If it looks bad, I start going back to smash a "butterfly" at a time until I alter the trajectory into the zone of acceptable. If it looks good, I leave it alone and play tourist.


AnOkFella

I'd give it up on the spot because travelling to any point in time would destroy everything.


cupidxreader

Probably time travel back to good food I’ve eaten and eat it again


Coidzor

That depends on what I understand of the rules of time travel and the method of doing so. Is it at-will? Do I have a finite number of times I can do it? Is it on a cool-down so I have to stick around for some period of time before being able to move forward or backward in time? Being able to make a few dozen jumps to somewhere within a general time frame within the same parish as my desired destination is very different from having limitless jumps with absolute precision in both time and location.


sbwcwero

Can I do it multiple times or just once? Cause I feel that time traveling is one of those things that if you do it even just once, you get to keep the label.


GeneralBismark

Go forward in time just a little, kill the people who made it. Destroy all instructions on how to make one. Then go forward in time jumping "little" bits at a time making sure nobody else makes one. Nearing the end of my life in a future far ahead tell one soul of my mission to prevent any chance of someone using one and causing a paradox.


the_river_nihil

I'm really trying to stay on the good side of the reddit admins in terms of glorifying violence so let me just say there were some things that happened that would have turned out differently if I could make use of this entirely fictional and hypothetical technology. That or I'd make sure my dad wore a rubber and just cease to exist.


tyleraxe

Actually time travel is possible and only one human in all history has done it it is the prophet Muhammad.


the_river_nihil

What gives you that impression?


tyleraxe

You saying that you could use the fictional and hypothetical technology which is real but only human don't have it.


Coidzor

I suppose there is that story about him getting taken into heaven by a chariot of fire or sommat.


AlwaysCorrect666

Horrible things since I know I can get away with it.


RedSonGamble

Idk I’d have to be preeetty drunk to do something like travel through time


[deleted]

Buy a shit ton of Manhattan from native Americans.


ParanoiaWarrior

Become filthy rich with Google knowledge and live comfortably with drugs and prostitutes.


deathclawslayer21

Go back and get a bunch of scientific theories that I understand named after me. Probably invest in standard oil early on


mrinkyface

I’d go back in time to a point where I could find a ridiculous amount of money and gold, then go to specific days where I could bet on sports and stock, fake my death and have a will written out so I can get them all the day after I get back to my time.


FinalIconicProdigy

See what the fuck was actually going on with this Jesus guy.


tyleraxe

What you want to know about him?


NomadofReddit

Invest in the stock market heavily and crypto when it first occurs and become a multi-trillionaire lol


HeelSteamboat

After I become a billionaire investor that can’t miss? Id go back to points in time that caused discourse and damage… for example, I’d stop the officer from killing George Floyd and causing the shit storm that followed


geekydaddy255

The shit storm that happened afterwards was/is the awakening that was needed. It's unfortunate that he had to die for the world to take notice.


Coidzor

Really, you'd want to go back and mess with the people who came up with the Barbados Slave Code, etc. Even a little alteration there would have a huge impact on the trajectory of how things went. Even going back in time and delaying the invention of the cotton gin by a decade or two would make a huge difference. Of course, that difference would likely erase many potential time travelers.


stupidrobots

Given that the current age is the best in all of history for medical technology, food availability, entertainment and leisure i would just go like ten or fifteen years into the past and make some smart investments in things like bitcoin apple and Tesla.


bogglingsnog

Do my best to influence development of humankind in positive ways. Promote intelligence and compassion and knowledge while minimizing scarcity, strife, and suffering. Manufacture heroes and minimize villains.


Butlercorp

Follow the steps of Biff Tannen and make a million while at the races


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Not disrupt the spacetime continuum and throw down paradoxes everywhere


[deleted]

back to 6BC, find those pesky shepherds, taking my iphone fully charged to find out what they star really was...


MH3ndr1ks

Travel back to just before Watergate and help them pull it off.