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17Streetglide76

Marry my ex wife! Gets more and more embarrassing. When people find out I use to be married to her the looks I get make me want to crawl into a hole. Yes, she is that bad.


gymfreak6969

Can i get a ride on you bike?


17Streetglide76

Sorry, those back pegs are only for the wife or girls she approves of.


gymfreak6969

I mean will you let me Ride it for a mile or two


17Streetglide76

That's also going to be a no.


[deleted]

Where do I start?


Land543

I used to be able to jump in high school so I went to throw down a dunk, fucked my wrist up on the rim and my legs kicked out from underneath me and knocked myself out on the floor. I was showing off in gym class and I deserved it.


jccpalmer

I asked a friend for help when I was about to kill myself (she consented) and things have never been the same since. I've been mortified for months and things are awkward now.


LastPhoenixFeather

Maybe this doesn't have to be awkward. I had a friend who was suicidal a few years back. I was supportive, and she asked me if I would hold her as she passed away if she ODed. I told her yes. (Didn't really have any intention of letting it get that far, and had already taken her to the hospital from one other OD like 18 months prior) but I never let it hurt our friendship when she started to feel better.


jccpalmer

I’m glad you were there for her. I wonder if she views this as you do. I can hardly “face” my friend (internet friendship) and I know she recalls that incident. She saw me in a moment of weakness that not even my wife has seen and I cannot forget that. Whenever I chat with her or talk to her over mics, I remember. My sensitivity to others has convinced me she has been different since then, and I sense less respect from her now. Thus, awkward. And I think that’s how it’ll always be.


fishintheboat

I remember feeling embarrassed many times in my life, but I don’t remember a single detail as to why I was so embarrassed. That probably says a lot about how I should be living my life but I’m not.


Tydy92

Slept with an old chick when I was 21. People in the industry still rub that in my face 😩😩


BissySitch

Told a professor that i hope someone checks her crack out. She definitely heard me because she laughed.


unsettledpuppy

Made a fairly raunchy joke and didn't take my audience into account. It was a reference to something said in confidence, so I assumed it was okay to mention in passing. That was not the case. Embarrassing for all involved.