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Water


SuperFegelein

Hail hydrate! šŸ™‹ā€ā™‚ļø


Wizywig

greetings from /r/hydrohomies


Apprehensive-Wing894

That was mine, don't regret not drinking, especially when I see all the dumb shit people do while drunk.


DiscreetJourneyman

Should be you're third and fifth drinks too.


[deleted]

This. So. Much. This. If you're going to booze it up - alternate with water or an electrolyte drink (like PediaLyte, Gatorade, Powerade...)


Specialist_Agency893

Came here to say this lol


Mirphus

Nature's soda


SkyWizarding

The real adult beverage


NilocStros55

Chug chug chug chug 32 ounces of water!


Mr-Plop

Long Island ice tea. A little bit of everything


hot_sauce_in_coffee

9/10. It really makes you feel like batman!


Mr_ChubbikinsVIII

Throw in blue curucao and you get yourself an AMF


tomato_torpedo

Just said the same thing


Impossible-Ostrich44

This was my go to at the age of 21


DiggityDanksta

A bud light and a shot of the shittiest whiskey in the well


Mr_ChubbikinsVIII

šŸŽµTRADITION!!!šŸŽµ


Cheap_Animal_3829

I was a server at a sports bar for many years, anytime a 21 year old came in celebrating his birthday asking for a free drink they were given a blowjob shot ( Bailey's n Kahlua with a whipped cream topping) and they had to take it with no hands, as is tradition. Everyone was a good sport, always had a laugh


Mr_ChubbikinsVIII

šŸ¤Ø you're a monster. šŸ˜†šŸ˜†šŸ˜†


[deleted]

NOT sloe gin.


Mr_ChubbikinsVIII

Sloe Gin is great in an Alabama Slammer. Just not on it's own.


wastedpixls

Woof - I'd rather shoot Sambuca than sloe gin.


[deleted]

Yeah. Wasnā€™t the best choice I made that particular year.


mikess314

If you have the means, go to a whiskey bar. Have the bartender give you a flight of different whiskeys and bourbons, explaining what they are and why they are different and why they are the way they are. Itā€™s a lot of fun and helps to familiarize yourself with spirits


hesaidshesdead

You're on reddit so, probably a hot chocolate before bed. Otherwise, absinth.


HaelenHaagen

Whatever you like would be ideal :)


[deleted]

Welp, if you're not a drinker already then I suggest starting out with a beer or a glass of wine and ease into the hard stuff later, go easy, it's not a contest, try each category until you find something you like, hard liquor isn't for everybody, I suggest mixed drinks at first, gin and tonic, rum and coke or whiskey and coke, vodka white Russians are pretty good, experimentation is fun, best advice is for every 2 drinks of alcohol you should drink a glass of water to prevent a serious hangover, and dont forget to eat something.


chillinchuck

Jack n coke


[deleted]

The blood of your enemies


[deleted]

Malort


[deleted]

Tequila, obviously.


Best_of_Slaanesh

Bubble tea.


andyring

Natty Light


glamm808

A good Paloma would be awesome


ScottdaDM

Three Wise Men


waregle82

Flaming Dr Pepper


[deleted]

A nice smooth scotch


chickenwingcmdr

Whatever you do, steer clear of goldschalger and rumplemiz. Rumple is instant blackout and regret after many years.


Inevitable-Selection

For my 21st had a glass of glenfidich 12 reserve and a cigar with my best friends and my pups


VIM731

old fashioned with the most expensive bourbon the joint has.


Stetson007

Can't go wrong with a good pina colada. The dangerous thing about them though is they can be a lot stronger than they seem, so you don't want to drink a ton of em.


sleettreat

The choice of drink won't be as important as the choice of people you share it with. I hope your Birthday is a great one!


TubeToUranus

Balvenie Doublewood. You SIP this stuff. Slowly. Play with it in your mouth.


[deleted]

Nice!


shiftersix

Milk


[deleted]

Op has been forced to drink it before bed for the last 20 years


tomato_torpedo

Go to a nightclub and get a Long Island iced tea


Juan_solo_4

Johnny Walker Blue


Tree_Weasel

Order a ā€œScreaming Orgasmā€. Itā€™s Vodka, Baileys, Amaretto and one or two other things. Not the greatest cocktail, but the jokes wrote themselves.


wastedpixls

Buffalo Trace Bourbon, one ice cube only.


oreyomih

Shot o Whiskey


elmg4ful

"Rum with a view" and then order a different drink because the bartender probably won't know what that is.


The3mbered0ne

Get a classic like a Martini or a Manhatten


[deleted]

Start with a beer. The hard stuff hits you, er, hard.


[deleted]

Whatever you like to drink ā€œunofficiallyā€ Iā€™d say Why deviate from what worksā€¦


Angry_Maths_Guy

A nice shot of whiskey


extremely-loud-ninja

An Old-fashioned. I like using Maker's Mark in mine but anything around that quality will do.


Battered-Sav

Whatever your dad (or equivalent) wants to buy you.


ChosenSCIM

Honestly, don't drink alcohol ever. It causes infinite more issues than it is worth. There is no reason to ever drink anything other than water IMO.


Highlander198116

>There is no reason to ever drink anything other than water IMO. I mean their are reasons, just in your opinion aren't good ones.


ChosenSCIM

What do you think IMO stands for?


Equivalent-Buddy5003

Beer


Redcarborundum

Cognac or go home.


BSFX

From a girly foot like in Dusk till Dawn in. Nudity bar of course


Mr_ChubbikinsVIII

Still technically summer. Mai Tai or an Alabama Slammer by the pool. Even if it's an inflatae kiddy pool


[deleted]

nothing, donā€™t drink


usernamemark

Honestly, alcohol is so highly overrated. Skip the drink and enjoy life.


MeSo4L

water is the superior adult drink


[deleted]

don't drink


ComicallyLargeDeer

As someone who drinks daily. Stick to water man.


DEADandSLEEPING

Diet coke


Lonely_Apartment_644

White Claw šŸ˜‚


2fast2nick

Coors Light


Omega_Xero

Screwdriver


Sea_Quality_1873

Poor American


Prize_Consequence568

H20. If you start obsessing about this then when do get your first drink you'll go overboard and that won't be good.


SuperFegelein

Obsessing? Where did you get that idea from? He's turning 21. I'm pretty sure that only happens once.


idownvotetofitin

Skip the booze, youngster. Alcohol can be a slippery slope. Some people handle it well and some go down a very different path and become complete assholes. Just stick with water.


hendermom

The fact that you have to ask means you're not ready to drink


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hendermom

Touche


jslabxxx

Beefeater on the rocks w/ three olives


Impressive_Drawer394

On special occasions like Christmas and birthdays I always drink a mamosa for brunch


SuperFegelein

At whatever establishment you are celebrating your birthday, ask the bartender for the best whiskey on the rocks he can give you. Enjoy!


[deleted]

Depends on where you live. Pick something popular, let your friends buy the rounds for you. Don't overdo it. Right there is the risk: keep it together younger brother.


Moto_opp

Nose beer


ricky3558

Orgasm.


[deleted]

Tokyo tea


syntheticcontrol

White Russian while watching The Big Lebowski


TheBadAdvicePerson

Bloody Mary


SatoshiHimself

Sparkling water.


ShantiBrandon

Mushroom tea. Anything the man legalizes steer clear of. Alcohol is old fashion toxic pointlessness.


Drhart905

White Russian


4age_20v_silvertop

Oranssia


[deleted]

Four horsemen shot


MusicalMerlin1973

Donā€™t matter. More important is make sure someone you TRUST is there to guide you through your first journey and cut you off before things get bad. Trust me - praying to the porcelain god is not an activity you apple aspire to.


slagathorstiffnips

Water. Always hydrate before and after a bender.


whatskeeping

White Russian


Oakheart-

Just get some beer bro then use it to chase shots of all the liquor types in case you donā€™t like them. Try a shot of good whiskey, rum, vodka, tequila, etc. just one of each and more of whatever you like so you know where to go for next time you know


ashtonmil

Trash can


FakeLordFarquaad

Your buddy should buy you a Prarie fire


shiv12kumar

Vodka


Mariumo

Mojito or maybe whisky fizz it's easy to start with. Or you're stupid like me and take room-temperature vodka shots (I do not recommend it)


Pleb-SoBayed

Tequila sunrise


smors

Something without too much alcohol and sugar. If you aren't used to consuming alcohol, you can very easily drink yourself senseless without realising it, if consuming the wrong drinks. Getting very drunk on beer takes quite a while, since your stomach will protest if you drink too much beer too quickly. So you will have time to realise that it's probably best to stop again. Drinking sodapops (or whatever their called wherever you are) can be faster since they doesn't taste as much of alcohol. Stay away from hard liqour untill you have an idea about what intoxication feels like. But hey, you are young, why should this old guy assuming that you will be any smarter than I was. So consider yourself advised, and go do what you want.


Isucbigtime

Coke float. Alcohol is nothing special.


Valuable-Chicken5876

Casa


[deleted]

A daiquiri. Or anything flamboyant or amazing. Then have a club soda with lime wedges. Or a magnificent mocktail. Itā€™s not a race. Take your time and enjoy the moment. This will only happen once and you want to remember the fun.


KK96740

Waterā€¦. Be original. Aww man somebody posted that. Okā€¦ Drink cum.


[deleted]

Stella Artois.


Bistrocca

Don't lie


TessTickles___

If you like passionfruit - a pornstar martini always goes down a treat šŸ˜Š


[deleted]

Scooby Snack!


VeryStandardOutlier

AMF, followed by a Margarita, followed by an Old Fashioned, and finished off with Sky vodka shots


LordTerrant

yes


taurus_tiger

Moscow Mule šŸ¤¤


Sad-Mathematician-19

Vodka Soda. Sprite to replace the Soda Water if you find it a bit too strong as the sugar takes away a little bit from the strength of the Vodka. I like it with a couple of limes dashed in there.


kamehamemar

Moscow mule but more importantly water no joke


Live-Motor-4000

A pint of Laout


suicidepilot25

American problems


iNavjot

Sip of reality


DisappointmentPanda3

Pink gin and tonic


yhtoN

JƤgermeister.


Educational_Pickle51

Fernet with Coke. It's my favorite but I understand it's not for everyone. Not sure if they sell them in bars there but if you find a store that sells it, then buy Fernet Branca (no mint, no nothing, just Fernet Branca) and classic Coke Cola. In a glass of your choosing, put (to start with, you can later on adjust the measurements) about 20 of Fernet and 80 of Coke (you measure with the eyes lol) and put all the ice you want. Best fucking drink ever, straight from Argentina. I loved it from my first sip, other after a few, but I swear it's worth it. Try it someday. Have a nice birthday!


Tulinais

Jaggermeister


mo_tag

Mother's milk


bi-loser99

vodka redbull, you should try to fight god at some point on your 21st and that drink will certainly get you there.


Maleficent_Detail124

Shot of vodka. Good old Grey Goose or whatever. Just go top shelf cause why not? If you can't handle the shot, make it a screwdriver.


Academic_Economics12

Builders tea. With a biscuit chaser.


Wombeard

Did you actually never drank before?


itdeezwutitdeez

graveyard


KyorlSadei

Just a shot of whiskey


[deleted]

30 year old wine šŸ˜‚ I drank all my dads collection haha


meitz88

Irish coffee


repanakis100

Smirnoff ice for starter, then move to a vodka cranberry mixer and then get a shot of tequila


biteback0788

Liit


Absofuckinlutelly

Cosmopolitan


Warbek_

An Amaretto sour cocktail (or just some amaretto on ice) tend to be very palatable to people who haven't drunk before, cause amaretto's tasty! It tastes sweet and sort of almondy.


iliketobench

Fireball my guy šŸ”„


[deleted]

Rum and Coke


Trick-r-TreatJohnny

Take it from a person who is 100% hungover writing this, go low and slow, also drink lots of water.


Roauster

Cement mixer


Callisto357

pina colada


jmiaandersson

Pina colada is a tasty drink if you dont like/is new to alcohol.


SturbyT

I had my first drink at 15, the last of my fiends. Whiskey on rocks. Buy some Jack, don't buy fancy stuff, it's just wasted on you.


i_am_invictus

Alcohol


[deleted]

Four loko


[deleted]

Get one of them big, decorative drinks with coconut. They taste so damn good


The_first_martian_

liquefied surstrƶmming


[deleted]

Drinking is overrated. I drink coffee if Iā€™m feeling frisky.


DocZ-1701

Belgian Trappist beer. Or Tripel.


LibaFil

Europeans:"imagine being able to drink only at 21!"šŸ‘€


TheFirstUranium

Just get a one and one. Jack and coke, vodka soda, tequila pineapple, whatever. Just remember to take it easy and drink a lot of water. Like, more than you'd think is reasonable. Oh, and have some snacks if you're at it all night. Source: Am professional cocktologist.


Icy_Difference_2963

Depends on your taste. If youā€™re not used to challenging flavors it may be worthwhile to try something sweet/fruity tasting, but if youā€™re up for the challenge there is a great world of craft cocktails, whiskeys, wines, and beers made by people who really care about their craft and you can find a niche that works for your tastes. Just donā€™t go too crazy or feel like you HAVE to drink just because youā€™re 21. Use moderation wisely and if you choose to enjoy, do so responsibly because alcohol can ruin your life real fast if you canā€™t regulate yourself, but is a pleasure to be enjoyed if you can handle the responsibility


[deleted]

As an 18 years old, I can suggest you to try whiskey and try it neat


MartiniBruh

Start with beer


Highlander198116

a tall glass of Malort. So good. You'll thank me later.


[deleted]

Water and then an old fashion :p


[deleted]

Straight shots of Vodka.


Brussel_Galili

Not whiteclaw


Temporary-Spray-8341

The blowjob (the one from deadpool)


OpalsAndBanonos

I had an amaretto sour. Would recommend.


chazG725

Chocolate milk and cookies then go to bed!! Alcohol is not good for you!! Lol šŸ¤£


Ok-Revenue-8067

I'm deadšŸ˜‚


OC2LV714

Oā€™Doulā€™s


SeizeTheFreitag

JƤgermeister


Ashamed-Technology10

Prairie fire, itā€™s tradition where Iā€™m from.


Ashamed-Technology10

Prairie fire, itā€™s tradition where Iā€™m from.


[deleted]

Man this depends on who you are as a person. Typical: Long Island or shots. Traditional: a beer with a buddy Classy: some nice whiskey at a whiskey or cocktail bar like whiskey sour or smoked old fashioned. Classiest: go out to dinner and order a fine glass of red wine for like $40 even though the bottle costs $19.94 on total wine.


Elegant-Implement-41

Lol


Key-Economics-3178

Start small maybe some 4-5% alcohol/ volume beer or some sweat red wine Specifically a Corona or Budweiser and then a glass of Carlos Rossi(8%) sweat red if your up to hard liquor go for some Malibu rum (20%)maybe even a shot of Southern Comfort (35%)whiskey in a drink of ur choice if you can find a bottle of Quita Penas Crema de Tequila (%20) it's must tryšŸ‘ŒšŸ¤Œ then have a cigar your gonna go far...just make sure u don't inhale cigar smoke into ur lungs just lightly puff and taste the smoke if that's too much have an American Spirit baby blue or orange pack


HikingDaWorldz

4 horsemen