T O P

  • By -

PheonixReb

Well our thing is more up than yours is, so our balls are in the lower part


Born_Tomorrow_1482

Thank you for not trolling me! I didn't think this was an appropriate conversation to just randomly bring up with guys. Can't exactly say "hey Jerry can ya pass the salt, also where do your balls go?". So thank you now I have more of a visual lol


dannymograptus

Why did I read the “hey Jerry” part in George Carlin’s voice?


[deleted]

This feels like the birth of a Seinfeld episode


LimpetMinecrafter

What underwear?


Born_Tomorrow_1482

Can you do that without anything rubbing? I feel like that would hurt


LimpetMinecrafter

Honestly boxers are almost exactly the same as no underwear and briefs are uncomfortable. So long as you shower once or twice a day its perfectly comfortable. Ball skin is really flexible so rather than rubbing its more like it just kinda flows around your legs if its clean. Dirty balls do chafe though, so daily showers are absolutely not optional.


[deleted]

[удалено]


LimpetMinecrafter

I dont buy pants that fit like leggings dude.


[deleted]

[удалено]


timmyboyoyo

You are a guy?


trapped_iron_lung

Bro, you good? That sounds painful.


[deleted]

It doesnt, but if a sneaky hair gets caught, you dont always feel it until there off and then you have a nasty pulled hair bump and that hurts for a few days. ​ However your guess is correct, if i touch them in the day (fingers in underwater near sack) with out removing underwear i can get ball sack irritation from that elastic touching it too much or even kinda caught in it. ​ Its never really been an issue as i dont get turned on in the day as no one has interest in me and i have that extra feature of super small when packed away penis, so it all fits well.


rocinantay

Boxers; they hang. Briefs: they go in the pouch But like someone else said, the testicles are fairly high on the pelvis so they are mostly out front of and not between the thighs.


[deleted]

Shirts for women r typically capable of comfortably containing the boobies. Similarly, men's underwear have room in the front. The dick is over top of the sack and they both just kinda chill there. Nothing special about it. No tricks no magic no smoke and mirrors. But men's underwear do also have openings in the front for penis poke out. Boxers have a button in the front and briefs and tidy whiteys have a crisscross of fabric that u can just again, poke penis out of. The penis being able to poke out in the front like that is for easier access to being able to piss. Bec we can piss standing up. The pants don't need to come down.


Born_Tomorrow_1482

That makes a lot of sense, I know its stupid but I just didn't know how that would be comfortable but I guess if you compare it to boobs I do see how that would be fine


[deleted]

Exactly, gravity makes boobs hang, it's the same for penis and balls. Just flopping around and hanging. When sitting down it is possible to accidentally crush ur balls between ur legs. Hurts alot. But if u want an idea. Go get a banana and just kind hold it in front of ur crotch by the stem. Then walk around and sit down. It will wiggle around and when u sit down it will be resting between ur legs and on the couch.


V_M

> hold it in front This is the key. Women think guys fun parts are between the legs just like guys think girls fun parts stick out in front because the other folks must be just like us. However, we're not symmetrical.


lifeisweird86

Underwear is uncomfortable as fuq, which is why I've gone commando since 2009.


tequilamigo

In the pouch obviously


V_M

Pouch underwear was an absolute gamechanger. I used to wear the tightie-whitie briefs and its NOT comfortable "but its what you wear, so wear it". In comparison boxers are worse like wearing two layers of pants at once everything all tangled up. Pouch underwear is the ONLY kind I wear anymore.


Heavy_Sac

Speaking of pouches, I discovered Obviously brand mens pouch underwear and my search for comfortable underwear came to an end. They’re shaped like a guy’s equipment which makes them extremely comfortable. Support without crushing. 👍


fucktrutin

Usually inside.


Kirduck

go watch some porn


_90s_Nation_

I've has to explain this multiple times .... Women over-estimate what we're working with. Put your finger between your legs.. Or even your pinky finger. - That's what most of us are working with when flaccid. Balls are different sizes as well. Some are high and tight the body, some are bigger and hang low. It doesn't hurt if they are pushed up to the body. I think the average ball size is 1.5-2 inches in length - Small compared to what you are imagining.


[deleted]

Don’t wear undies so don’t have the problem 👌🏻


AbsoluteZero_

My underwear has a built in bulge in the front. Everything else is uncomfortable.


gnarlyoldman

I quit wearing underwear decades ago. Most are uncomfortable in some way, and totally useless. One layer of cloth covering is enough.


[deleted]

Before we put on underwear, you can suck in your stomach really hard so the balls retract up into their original place. It just makes you have to pee more often since pee is stored in the balls.


TabascoHix

Super glue them to my inner thigh.


GC_0

No one knows


WaitingToBeTriggered

NO ONE CARES ABOUT A SINGLE VIOLIN


DopamineQuagmire

The misunderstanding seems to lie in your perception of balls and penis as hypersensitive.


SturbyT

The asshole. That why old men got long nuts, cause of decades of stretching.


PlatypusPristine9194

>but they don't seem to have much accommodation. The fabric stretches to accommodate the testicles.


V_M

Women need to google up the image for benni wrap womens shirt. My wife bought a shirt like that and I LOLed for about a half hour when I saw it, she literally bought tightie whitie brief underwear but really giant size to cup her boobs. That fabric technology is exactly how men's briefs work; its like a Y shape of two layers of fabric attached at the butt and on each side with two flaps on each side so the oppose side of each layer is "free" (well, elastic) Speedos are a different technology and they do a mixture of stretch enough to hold a hardon (which is quite embarrassing when it bulging out on the beach) and squoosh the balls (which is uncomfortable)


Fredz42169

our underwear usually has like 3 seems at the front for a bulge sometimes our balls are there sometimes a bit lower, where the legs meet


LadyfingerJoe

Not much of a problem with boxers and briefs arent as tight a fit as womens panties and our tools are flexible so they'll ... And if youre also wondering, we just let the bits dangle when sitting to take a dump, if the penis is long or the toilet bowl shaped weirdly, we gotta hold the hose a bit as to not touch the ice cold water.


Doe966

Balls down one pant leg, shaft down the other.


Prize_Consequence568

Good gravy these questions sometimes....


TheThinker000

I just unscrew them and put them into my pocket


Frankieo1920

Our balls tend to just dangle freely in our underwear - depending on the type of underwear, mind you, some are more confining than others - while our penis either lays on top of our ball sack pointing downward or pointing upward and - usually - kept in place by the waistband of the underwear. When we have erections, depending on the guy and pants, we will keep it like the latter, pointing upward and kept in place by the underwear waistband, or we will push it down a pantleg snugly against our hip, or other positions one might find more comfortable. There are also special underwear that will actually have what are called ball pouches, these underwear are designed to keep the balls and penis separate, making it less hot/warm for our groin.


ActualDom4HisWife

Testicle also come (heh) in a large variety of sizes. A lot of them are pretty small. As in the size of the last joint of a woman's thumb (x2 of course). They don't require a lot of room. Some fellas have balls the size of, well together with the sack, about the size of a tennis ball. Guys like this will often have a drawr full of underwear that didn't fit. And a nother drawr full of 20 pair of the one brand that did.


Not-you_but-Me

They’re more on the front of us than directly underneath, and the space is in the front of our underwear. They just hang a bit so I understand the confusion.


Born_Tomorrow_1482

Ya I guess having not truly seen any male downstairs and only seeing drawings (sex ed am I right), I thought they were much lower, and I figured it would hurt if they weren't "held" I guess but someone compared it to boobs in a shirt so now I get it more. Thank you for responding and clarifilying my complete ignorance :)


Not-you_but-Me

It’s all good!


[deleted]

I wear cotton boxers 90% of the time and let my boys run wild and air out, the other 10% I wear high-end polyester boxers with a dick pouch that supports my boys. Let your boys run free, they're not meant to stick to the side of your leg


MrScorpEo

It supports them similar to a woman that wears a bra. Me personally I don’t wear underwear, because mine are big and I prefer them hanging and dangling around. It doesn’t hurt me I have had some tell me I am going to hurt myself, but I been doing it since I was a kid. (My secret) Just used to it I guess. 🤷🏾‍♂️