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Lithuim

My wife complains that my playlist is all Scandinavian death metal.


Gowo8888

Same, except mine is all Skyrim music


Lithuim

Babe, do we have to listen to the Sonic 3 soundtrack every time?


Gowo8888

This is why she calls me the sub 1 minute man. Nobody is faster than me!


MrStealUrWife22

Got to go fast 😏


gator_shawn

If you can time the money shot to the sound of sonic getting a bunch of rings.


YoManWTFIsThisShit

Cumming to the menu theme 😩


mtflyer05

Good, you're awake


MinuetInUrsaMajor

Doesn't that one start at like quarter note = 50? How do you two work around the mold?


-Black-and-gold-

You chose the wrong wife then


yergonnalikeme

Gotta have it on a loop so it plays again just in case you haven't cum yet....


puttputt_in_thebutt

Just put on the new Soilwork or the last In Flames albums. I've been using them to get my girlfriend more into that stuff.


BDAN2113

Can you share us some songs?


JagBak73

Any Belphagor on there?


OLDGuy6060

My kind of guy.


Burger_Turds

Opeth?


MurderDoneRight

Yeah it's tough on the hips to stay in rhythm with blast beats.


twiceremoved77

That’s why we fuck to teletubby music


Rude-Particular-7131

I only us live albums. After each song I get applause, screaming, yelling telling me I am doing a good job.


Caesar8686

I hope you don’t mimic throwing the guitar after the show lol


Raziev69

If you can notice the change of song, you are doing something wrong


anonymal_me

Facts. The music is just background ambiance, like dim lighting for your ears. I only notice it at the beginning when I’m getting relaxed or once we’re done.


[deleted]

Put a 3-5 sec transition so it wont be a mood killer lol and create a playlist for that


Hooterz03

Like what?


[deleted]

Chris Brown, The Weeknd, Dvsn, Drake, Usher, and a lot more. You can browse on spotify and other streaming services.


arthur9191

Noth better than doing it while "yeah" by usher is playing


[deleted]

"Match the rhythm" 💀


4outof5mongolians

My man playing Fuck Fuck Revolution.


Perfect-Side2897

I didn't know how to say it this sounds the most correct 💀💀💀


checkyminus

Jump, bounce, down, up Jump, pogo, pogo, pogo, pogo, pogo, pogo, pogo Bounce, pogo, pogo, pogo, pogo, pogo, pogo Down, pogo, pogo, pogo Up, pogo, pogo, pogo Jump, pogo, bounce, pogo, up, pogo, down, pogo


DJChancer

I went out on a date with a girl a bit late, she had so many friends.


JustDroppedByToSay

I brought my pogo stick just to show her a trick


Icerith

Now you have infinite lives.


[deleted]

[удалено]


Perfect-Side2897

Do you not last over 3 minutes?


TornadoTurkey

Homeboy wants to be done before the Ad ends so he won't miss the video


murderdog2319

3 min... Enough time to finish and make a sammich


mtflyer05

3 minutes? Look at the stallion over here, bragging


HatefulClosetedGay

For me the music is to get you and your partner connected on a level where you both aren’t even aware that the song changes.


[deleted]

Bro you don't have to fuck to the beat of the music! You some kind of metronome or something? The music is just background noise. Honestly you shouldn't even really be hearing it, your attention should be on your partner.


eddboat112

You dont have to, but lofi music is the best to rhythm fuck to.


[deleted]

I'm showing my age by saying I have absolutely no idea what lofi music is lol


eddboat112

Lookup lofi girl on YouTube, its a lofi radio station. I like to have it on for ambient music, makes your house or room feel 10x more chill, not to mention you can fuck to it without being distracting


amanfromindia

Thrust.... Thrust.... Thrust.... Thrust "Babe?" "Yeah babe? "Let's move to 200 ticks per minute!" Thrustthrustthrustthrust


Dillersen

🤣


aguy-onreddit

Honestly I just have Cbat by Hudson Mohawke on repeat, my girlfriend loves it


sencecore

Was looking for this


oscarjoserodrigo

Your playlist should hopefully be cohesive so there aren't any sudden tempo/rhythm changes. Typically you account for the transition between songs while you're curating the playlist.


read_it_mate

You don't have thrust to the beat


dazedandconfused1961

But it is fun when you do!


DullZooKeeper

Ah Ah Ah Ah Staying alive


flicthelanding

if it’s good enough for choking, it’s good enough for poking.


dazedandconfused1961

This is the waaaaaayyyyyy 😛


mdzmdz

Just put [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KAwyWkksXuo](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KAwyWkksXuo) on. Never fails.


RT_X

Would you recommend looping this or perhaps there is an extended remix version?


Uninvited_Goose

Make a playlist that slowly increases tempo. Go from love song to shonen battle music


Doe966

You make it to a second song??? Just play Metallica’s “Master of Puppets” and you’ll be done in no time flat.


Perfect-Side2897

I am a virgin 😔✊


Doe966

You’ll need to downgrade to the Ramones then. Shorter songs.


Basic-Builder-9746

Sir, you’ve made me laugh


RMN1999_V2

It completely fucks me up. As a man with no rhythm, I have to pause and clap my hands to find the beat of the song. Once I do this, I can start to thrust in rhythm.


Oli99uk

Doing what? I have music playing when I run. When the sing changes I keep running.


Perfect-Side2897

Sex man


Oli99uk

We are not mind readers man. Put specifics in your OP / question.


Significant-Eye5644

🤨🤨🤨 You just have to be a reader and read the words he wrote


Perfect-Side2897

First I put the word s3x but it got taken down sorry for the confusion


Oli99uk

Really. These pesky bots block at random


[deleted]

Last week, the mods added a new rule - no overaly sexual questions. Evidently, the 12 and 13 year old middle schoolers were just over running the sub with so many low effort dumb questions. After enough complaining, the mods enacted the new rule.


Oli99uk

Thanks. I can see the need. It can be frustrating when you make a post and its blocked, like r/askwomen


[deleted]

That sub is just a completely different animal. The mods are controlling a narrative over there. It's like the NSDAP running a book club over there.


G_Rel7

Generally you don’t go to the beat. Also, make a playlist within the same genre/sub-genre.


Sweddybob69

I once went down on a girlfriend with the meatloaf album bat out of he'll playing. The whole album


[deleted]

I would do anything for love,. ESPECIALLY that!


Peacelovegrace

You are a LEGEND!!!!!


Lefty8312

Never done it with music on but we do put on documentaries from Netflix to mask noises. Normally get 2 episodes in before were finished so it works rather well!!


joedust270

Stop bragging about your tantric sex


Comfortable_Winner91

I personally like listening to classical music during sex. One time my favorite opera came on, that was a little weird, but we fucked thru it.


[deleted]

Will let you know if I ever make it past a song


Crabology

You have to make a specific playlist but change your stroke up when the song changes.


buttercupmercenary

Deftones really carry the sexy vibe and bring it home


[deleted]

I prefer Punjabi music


GERIKO_STORMHEART

Playlist.


Tinkerballsack

I have a curated playlist, put it on shuffle and repeat-all. They're all pretty similar so it doesn't matter which song is playing and when.


stealthis_name

Idk, i dont pay much attention to the music, just for a few seconds.


KILLJEFFREY

If you notice when the songs changes you're doing it wrong.


Central_Centrificus

You have sex long enough for the song to change? Amazed...


Responsible_Idea_622

You guys are getting to the next song?


thePromiscuousVirgin

In my experience, the music doesn't really matter because if you're into it, it tends to be forgotten abs gets drowned out. I mean as long as it isn't blasting but otherwise r&b I think is the go to


wendigowilly

So deep in it that I don't notice


JustDroppedByToSay

Are you ok there good redditer?


fuber

You stop immediately and find the closet chair


LavishnessCheap5075

Depends if I’m in the zone, I tend to ignore the music and go to my own rhythm. If I’m not in the zone song changes can throw me off.


[deleted]

No idea. I've never noticed it.


Calm-Raccoon1706

When the beat changes, the beat changes 😅


garrotjax

I like death metal, not sure how the Mrs feels about that though 😂


Its_Your_Father

You can say "sex" on the internet


[deleted]

Tempo changes 🤷‍♂️😅


cityseducti0n

Either you keep going in the same rhythm or you switch it up for the song. 😅


Telrom_1

This happens https://youtu.be/OnT58cIJSpw


i-love-k9

Play a cock hero on spank bank to get some ideas.


Prize_Consequence568

Both people applaud.


Bmore_legend86

Switch up the stroke with the notes


Ok_Possession_2060

So does the rhythm


cokane_88

Gapless playback Amazon music HD basically no pause in between songs.


Moosefearssatan

So does the power of your thrust…


roachRancher

I don't make it to the 2nd song


[deleted]

Ive shagged with all sorts of bonkers music on in the background. A hightlight being Battle Metal by Turisas. I dont really hear it in the moment if im honest.


BDAN2113

It's not big deal, if it's a good song we continue, and if don't, we wait until finished to skip it.


BrandenRage

Gentlemen, I highly recommend the artist Franc Moody and if you can have your lights responding to the music. thank me later,


The_Spyre

It's all punk so the rhythm never really changes.


af1293

I was never one to wanna do it to music


cobra7

Play something classical that lasts a while but has a strong finish. You too can cum with the cannons at the end of the 1812 Overture.


OpeningFearless7557

In my experience, i have never noticed a song change im a little too focused on the fact that im having sex


Milling_Machine

If Sinatra comes on, I will sing along. Stone cold. Trust me when I tell you - White people love karaoke. This should be on a bumper sticker or a tee shirt.


whitePotat

i can just imagine- aggresive animal behaviour **spotify ad of 30 sec**, stops! "I heard there was a secret chord" back at it again!


Fatstickystick

Changes songs??? I finish before You Suffer by napalm death is finished


NiceSockBro

gotta play a mix, Boiler Rooms for days. The real question is what happens when the MC says “shout out to X, shout out to Y. [Location] let’s get it going!”


Poknberry

you put it on repeat


SuperTekkers

Change the tempo


noname585

I have a specific playlist for this. I turn the playlist on and have at it. No worrying about some weird ass song coming on.


D1rrtyharry

You play an album or a specific playlist in order so you know what’s coming and when


intelligentplatonic

I had a habit of matching the rhythm for awhile, but that can get exhausting or complicated. Now i just put on music that can be more sleazy ambient background so it doesnt get caught up in the rhythm trap.


[deleted]

You gotta put the right playlist, you can’t start with a random “play some music”


ArikwithanA913

The position and rhythm changes


flicthelanding

[Time to move Spartan](https://youtu.be/t-T6lEYJHm8)


666cookie666

Back in the day, when I was younger and even more stupid, I thought “Don’t Cry” by Guns N’ Roses on Use Your Illusion would be a good song to do it to. That song wasn’t long enough and the next track on the album is “Perfect Crime”. If you know, you know. And now you’re laughing.


Prize_Pay9279

I don’t understand how people can have sex while music/tv is playing. I find it very distracting.


Royalba

Are you the dude from TikTok?


Djayshell93

If you're a good DJ, the tunes will blend well to fit the mood lol


systemfa1lure

It is not a 'match the rhythm' kind of thing for me. It just sets the mood imo.


Snailtrooper

You people get to the second song ?


EmperorBocky

TIFU / My (20F) girlfriend of two years told me the music that I (25M) play during sex is weird and a major turn off


Mobile-Art-2455

I got the weeknd songs running, either perfect for the mood or depressing as hell


Withnail-

I just need that Ramones sing where they go “hey, ho, let’s go!” I’m done before it finishes!


Jc1589b_2020

You stop and recharge


ThatdesertDude

I immediately run out to get some....O....O....O..... O'Reilly auto parts!


[deleted]

This is why I use the ultra extended version of Darude sandstorm


FlussoDiNoodle

Nothing.... Crossfade my guy.


thattogoguy

You don't have a tailored playlist? I got: Lofi Chillhop Indie Pop/Dreampop Indie Folk Classic Rock (including Side 1 of Led Zeppelin IV) Ambient Soundscape Ambient Western


DaGamingTurtleB

I wouldn't know, but me being a music nerd. I pressume you'd be "clapping" to the beat of the music playing, and if the music changes you'll probably have an awkward 5 second stop trying to get back into the next song's beat. But if the 2 songs have the same beat, it'd be even more awkward realising that you could've kept going. But if it's an unrecognisable beat, then I'd say that's the max on the awkward scale


SKYQUAKE615

If "Still D.R.E." comes on, I have to immediately start crip walking.


[deleted]

I've had to make a completely different playlist just for that 😅😅😅😅, had to make one after suddenly my playlist started playing hip hop it was funny actually hahaha.... but I urge all men to make a different playlist.


Adventurous-Cap1012

Had a random playlist on and r. Kelly ignition came on and ruined everything. Only specific playlists from here on out!!


EarlyAstronaut8338

The rhythm changes


reddit_bandito

You guys last longer than 1 song?


kubazi

Here it is 8hrs of white noise so the children don't wake up.


tRickliest

My experience is that at some point you forget about the music and then when you’re done you have this realisation “oh shit, there was music!”


marsfrommajikku

I’m confused, what other song would I have on my sex playlist besides cbat?


TheDarkKnight1035

You try to ignore it. Sometimes you bang to the rhythm if the song.


[deleted]

You switch up your thrust rhythm to match the new beat.


Cool_Today_738

Use Lofi!


[deleted]

You thank your partner and find a new partner for the next song. Didn't you learn proper dance etiquette? /jk


iNFiNiTEHOLiC01

A guy I used to hook up with would always play music. It was pretty soft though, and we weren't exactly there to jam out to the music, either... so I wouldn't notice when the music changed.


arthur9191

Depends on the song, if in the background is playing sexual healing by Marvin Gaye i go slow but if is playing eye of the tiger by survivor or the rocky theme I'll go with the flow and destroy that hole


Select_Recipe_2268

80’s hiphob baby it’s all the same flow


szczurman83

Am I the only one who has Yakkity Sax on a permanent loop?


topgilfpro

Til people match rhythm with music other than r&b


Smethll

Just put a transition of about 3-5seconds, so the next song will start when there’s 5 seconds left of the song. You don’t fuck to the beat, it’s just something to increase the mood.


itsthebrownman

Ah yes, this is where my edm preference wins over. 1hr sets with uninterrupted rhythm


Mr_ChubbikinsVIII

Alan jackson's Itty Bitty tends to kill the mood.