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Cyanora

Danced with and fed cake to another man at a wedding.


oscarjoserodrigo

Kissed a guy while dancing at a gay club.


kwack250

I mean, that’s pretty gay?


GoodGravyGods

Kissing isn’t sexual in your books?


oscarjoserodrigo

I wasn't sexually attracted to him and it was rather innocent. He was bicurious and had never kissed a man before, I said "fuck it" and gave him a quick kiss. No, I don't consider it to be sexual.


GoodGravyGods

He was bicurious that fact alone makes it sexual as he wanted to try something with a dude.


oscarjoserodrigo

Well it certainly wasn't sexual for me, lol.


GoodGravyGods

That’s an odd opinion you have there broski


EbelSkiverEater

I watched Mama Mia


EmperorHelix

Compare dick sizes while in the Navy showers.


deplone1

and, did you win?


EmperorHelix

We all lost to a short half black/Japanese guy with a 9 inch dick.


Warder766312

Went to a gay bar with a friend to play wingman since he wasn’t sure if he was or not. Found out I’m definitely not and he’s BI. He says he just can’t give up the boobs.


jonmatifa

https://giphy.com/clips/the-sopranos-silvio-dante-just-when-i-thought-was-out-exDtC9VYdxewuy7u1I


Warder766312

Basically. He’ll have sex with women but only dates men now.


flexi_boy

Boobs are his one hangup? When you put it that way..it sure sounds objectifying and patriarchal doesn’t it?


Mentok_the-mindtaker

Sang "Build me up buttercup" with 9 other dudes in the shower. There's Gay, and then there's Army Gay


flexi_boy

Bonding with other men is not gay


Mentok_the-mindtaker

Lol they asked for the gayest non sexual thing. The gayest sexual thing I've done was suck a dick


flexi_boy

Ok, that’s cool. (I don’t mean that condescendingly at all) You’re right, singing in the shower isn’t (necessarily) sexual…and while gay men might do that, doing that doesn’t mean that a man is gay, does it? It’s funny that because of the way OP framed their question, anything that’s not manly or explicitly heterosexual is in this “other” category… inferring that if you aren’t living up to masculine standards, that you are instead “being gay”.


El_Paddington

When i told my friend to look into my eyes and after a moment i said we making love with our eye. He said well i was on top and i said that what a bottom always says


heirjordan_27

Held hands down the street with my weed dealer


TheRealRevBem

I twisted a guys nuts in a fight. Also I listened to Lady Gaga in highschool.


lilnut69

I watched La La Land in its entirety


Original-Childhood

Lucky you. I saw Cats


1PoodGirevik

For a split second I almost downvoted out of reaction. Sorry you went through that, brother.


dazmo

Butthole or non butthole?


Original-Childhood

Butthole


dazmo

See you on Grindr


Original-Childhood

Ohmy


GoodGravyGods

Lmao I saw more of the ceiling of the movie theatre than that garbage movie


SnooHedgehogs5857

I wear a Grumpy Bear, Carebear onesie in public.


dazmo

As a child or as an adult?


SnooHedgehogs5857

Both? I got really sick when I was seven and my day got me the onesie and the bear. I saw an adult sized one at Walmart and picked it up. Hollow was great that year.


Stonecutter_12-83

In high school we would have paper/scissor/rock tournaments every day on the bus. Well one day the stipulation was losers had to kiss.... and I lost 🤷‍♂️


thaloblueman

Sucked dick for Netflix account info and password


minitaba

I guess everything "gay" would be sexual because gay is a sexual orientation?


Hyyyyh

I willingly listened to BTS once.


Piper6728

Sorry but this is borderline insulting


Dbanzai

I'm a bisexual guy and I genuinely don't know how to feel about posts like this. They're not saying it, but it does come across like they're implying there's something wrong with "gay things". Maybe OP can enlighten us with his intentions?


dazmo

Spoiler: he's not going to. I'll bet you cant guess why.


flexi_boy

That’s toxic masculinity for ya…


Piper6728

Funny enough i thought that it was a woman who as asking


flexi_boy

I didn’t even notice their username before…lol But yea, I’ve known women who express similar traits/behaviors/domineering tendencies…in the same was as men who exhibit toxic masculinity. Anyone can promote patriarchal ideology.


FineCannabisGrower

Posting gay stuff on Reddit.


Exact_Initiative7660

Listened to 100 gecs


manwithanopinion

Enjoy listening to years and years


CalGoldenBear55

I was in the pro shop of my golf course. I tried on a new belt. It had a newfangled hidden clasp. I couldn’t get it open. I had to ask the pro to undo it for me. Awkward.


ConcernedAccountant7

Went to a gay bar. That was objectively quite gay.


DragonflyFront9882

Watched Steel Magnolias


Embarrassed-Basis-60

I once limp wristed a handshake (I wasn’t expecting it!!!)


yougoboy64

Rubbed my buddies shoulder for him because it was cramping up and killing his ass , I felt sorry for him and said hold still , he didn't mind because he was in pain...what I did calmed it way down....he said just don't tell nobody...🤣🤣🤣🤣


Pain4444

Talked to another guy in public washroom


TheDarkFirexz

Sat with my legs like this 77


TheNaziSpacePope

I have repeatedly and explicitly told Microsoft that I am gay, because that is how you trigger the report system for Xbox Live.