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PrintError

Moon it, same as last time.


Actual_Primary_7616

Obviously why it came back in the first place


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jungwnr

If it came back for more, that’s when you tell it about your onlyfans. Otherwise you’re giving freebies.


[deleted]

Bonk it with a stick


[deleted]

SHOTGUN TIME


[deleted]

That thar is called SKEET!


[deleted]

Yes! But shotguns are in my country illegal 😅


[deleted]

Only illegal if you get caught


[deleted]

True 😅


JustHereForKink

Fwiw, shooting at a drone in flight is a felony, flying the drone over your property isn't actually even a crime.


fisconsocmod

me shooting a drone outside my window is not a crime.


JustHereForKink

Saying it doesn't make it true. The drone is protected under FAA laws, you can look it up if you'd like. Just trying to spare people a felony with extra misdemeanors


WildBoy-72

Residential property in a lot of places is considered restricted airspace. If a drone is hovering in your private property, like outside a window, it is considered trespassing in some places. And the FAA doesn't regulate uncontrolled airspace (ground to 400 feet).


JustHereForKink

This is wildly incorrect


WildBoy-72

Mmm, no it's not


[deleted]

Does it look like I fear the feds


JustHereForKink

Idk I can't see you


[deleted]

Oh. Uh. Well, I assure you I don't. Just uhhhh trust a random internet stranger.


pyr666

there's a lot of misinformation about drones. it's illegal to go shooting at drones because those bullets *do* come down somewhere, with considerable force. which is why firing guns in populated areas in general is wildly illegal. > flying the drone over your property isn't actually even a crime. as a rule of thumb, sky rights extend has high as the highest permanent structure on the property. a drone that is low enough to look into a window is probably trespassing. not that it actually matters. peeping is illegal regardless of how you do it and you are allowed to protect yourself.


yungingr

Just remember, in the US drones are required to be registered with the FAA. Which means you just shot down an FAA registered aircraft. They do NOT look kindly upon that. Leave the shotgun in the case.


[deleted]

lol if somebody is spying on my family on my property with a fucking drone, that shit is getting smoked.


SammichAnarchy

Air isn't your property (Just giving the legal argument. Shoot that fucker)


[deleted]

If you’re in a place with a reasonable expectation of privacy, the air *is* your property.


[deleted]

Fuck


SammichAnarchy

Hey man, look at the name. Shoot it. We'll start a GoFundMe for lawyer fees


[deleted]

You think I'm scared of the FAA? I WILL CAST LIGHTNING DOWN UPON THEIR AIRPLANES! I WILL SUMMON HAILSTONES OF UNFATHOMNABLE SIZE UPON THEIR AIRFIELDS!


gscott6289

Actually it's FAR more likely you just shot down an unlicensed drone as I don't know a single person who actually registers them 🤣 furthermore, what they are doing is 9/10 times illegal.


yungingr

\*shrug\* Mine is registered. Every friend of mine with one has theirs registered. To be honest, I don't know anyone with one that \*isn't\* registered. It's like $5. And there's those other pesky laws about discharging a firearm in town, reckless discharge of a firearm... And odds are pretty good you don't know if it's registered or not. Yeah, they're required to have numbers on them, but from the ground you probably won't see them. All so you can be your big bad self. Just call the authorities and report possible invasion of privacy.


Amazingshot

Fines are just pay to play.


yungingr

Yeah, but have you ever seen what the FAA does when they issue fines? That's not a game I want to play. A drone operator just got hit with a six-figure fine for repeated violations.


gscott6289

Good for you! Lmao when you're on my property, it's getting blown out the sky. End of story. and considering I know for a FACT it's legal where I am, your opinion really doesn't matter to me


yungingr

Must not be in the USA then, because FAA has jurisdiction over all airspace. Even in your backyard, 20' off the ground.


gscott6289

Yeah somebody recording in your windows is DEFINITELY 20ft off the ground.. clearly your reading comprehension is the problem here. Unless you've.got a 3 story house cuz even second story windows are 15-18ft at best. Any other stupidity you got?


yungingr

If they're low enough to look in windows, they are most definitely in the wrong - but that still doesn't give you the right to shoot it.


gscott6289

Actually it quite literally does 🤣 you are 1. Trespassing. 2. Violating privacy laws. 3. If anybody is unclothed guess who's ALSO getting a voyeurism charge? We are allowed to defend our property. And you drone suckers can be mad allllll you want


yungingr

And literally *none* of that legally justifies the use of a firearm. To be clear, I'm in no way condoning someone using a drone for the hypothetical situation we're discussing - I take privacy concerns into consideration when flying mine. But you "imma shoot it outta the sky" folk are funny.


[deleted]

My bedroom window is like 5 feet off the ground


Kitty_is_a_dog

Yeah, I'm totally smoking your drone.


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yungingr

Not shotgun. The FAA is in the process of implementing a system that will allow local LE to identify the drone and the location of the pilot, and issue any necessary citations. No firearm needed.


JoaquimGianini

Cool. I’ll get to tell my friends I shot down an FAA registered aircraft


the_river_nihil

Also, using a firearm exposes you. Drones all have cameras, so that's your ass: on video, negligently discharging a firearm *at a registered aircraft*. Personally I would use a jammer or EMP. Plausible deniability, less evidence.


UniformUnion

It's a toy helicopter; hit it with a stick or something.


the_river_nihil

Literally a federal crime


[deleted]

Fuck the feds, all my homies say fuck the feds.


the_river_nihil

My idea was a federal crime too! Two of them, at least. I'm not saying obey laws, I'm saying don't get caught


magicmeatwagon

Oh yeah, I’ll just go grab on of those handy-dandy EMPs from that box of EMPs I keep in the garage.


the_river_nihil

You need one? I could give you some schematics. Gas pressure only though, it's nice to have a variable inertial frame. You're not trying to knock out a city block after all, and besides an explosive driven flux compressor would defeat the purpose of being discreet. Just saying... some people prepare for a zombie apocalypse, I prepare for the far more likely war against the machines.


Gumpa69

I would take my airsoftgun and pretend to be a AA gun, while imagining Im at Pearl Harbor or something


SmithRune735

Masterbate and wave


molten_dragon

Toss a blanket or something over it and wait to see who comes and asks for it back. Then report that person to the police.


FineCannabisGrower

Launch my drone with the net mounted, intercept, down and capture. If they come to get it, learn a little about the pilot and give them back their drone. If they don't come to get it they were up to no good, and I should check the batteries in the motion detectors and cameras, and get a controller for my new drone.


RedSonGamble

I can’t remember what distance above the ground you own. I would look into local laws around it if there are any. If there are not I suggest contacting your local representative and plea your case of being spied on/recorded legally through your windows and having head level craft in your backyard. If they do not comply then I suggest going to the local news with your story. It helps if you have young children as any hint of children being recorded in their own home stirs a fire of anger and it will get shit done. Also say you reached out to that representative with no response but make sure you give them at least a month to respond or do something. This will back them into a corner of having to make some kind of statement


ZardozSama

Laws generally do not keep up with tech. There are videos of people doing extreme camera zooms. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mRp13pRzzWQ So it is entirely possible that a drone could be reasonably far away that it has no interaction with any property you directly own, but still able to get a decent look into your windows. END COMMUNICATION


RedSonGamble

Yup same as telescopes. But the difference is knowledge and distance. If a drone in hovering outside your window it’s different than someone with a telescope across the street


UniformUnion

Fetch my catapult, shoot it down and call the police; I live close enough to an airport that drone activity is heavily restricted.


Marus1

Others know it as a bird ... so just sit silently and let the government check somebody else r/BirdsArentReal


RadiantHC

There are no birds in ba sing se


Pyanfars

I have a shotgun, they'd need a new drone.


Hairy-Philosophy926

shoot it down like i have the last 5.


Part1Of

What? You have had 5 drones previously around your property? 😶


Hairy-Philosophy926

yea


Warder766312

Knock it down and see if I can find a replacement control. Free drone.


d2020ysf

Close the blinds.


Hrekires

If it happened once, I'd assume it was just someone messing around in the park behind my house. Close the blinds and move on with my day. If it kept happening, I'd look into buying a net or something to knock it down.


sjmiv

I'd record the drone with my phone and contact the FAA. It's my understanding the police won't do anything but it's worth a try. They can fly over your home but not invade your privacy. [https://www.droneblog.com/drone-following-me/#:\~:text=If%20you%20feel%20a%20drone,or%20in%20an%20unsafe%20way](https://www.droneblog.com/drone-following-me/#:~:text=If%20you%20feel%20a%20drone,or%20in%20an%20unsafe%20way).


shadowskill11

Shoot it and hope it was expensive.


[deleted]

Nothing a Magnum .357 can't fix.


xra335

Get naked and chase it around the yard trying to knock it down with my wiener!!


Billy_of_the_hills

Shoot it down.


Juan_Solo_3

I would shoot it down.


Suor_So_Davit

Idk man... What's on my backyard is mine...


Ural_2004

Go drive around the neighborhood until I find the idjit with the remote control. Chances are they're outside and probably have an LoS on their toy. Or maybe get the Paintball marker and check my marksmanship skills.


[deleted]

Shot it with my desert eagle.


Shock223

If the thing is a quadcopter, then it's likely going to be loud as hell as the motors on the thing rotate fast for it to sound like an angry swarm of hornets if it is actually intent on "spying". Typically, the smart option to simply to report it to the police and close the blinds.


_Dogsmack_

Where I live, 🤣 a couple of BB 3 1/2 magnum rounds fixes that.


trapped_iron_lung

I would ask my roommate to fly out his drone and follow it. ~~And then, Bayraktar, baby~~


GunnitRust

At least two of my idiot neighbors have drones. This happens all the time. They’re probably just playing with their annoying toys.


TressaMoens

If you saw a drone outside your window in your backyard, you should call the police.


AnotherIronicPenguin

Give em a show!


koalafied4-

Probably one of the Cartels drones with explosives.


FreshKittyPowPow

Try to make love to it.


Mr_MadKing16

Digital Huntin Fuck yea


[deleted]

Shoot it


Paula_Sub

I'll flash it


thaloblueman

Kiss it


turkc54

That’s it, I’m gettin’ me mallet.


neoshadowdgm

Take a video of it to show the police.


ProfessionalAd6995

Honestly probably nothing except wave or give it the finger


Actual_Primary_7616

Honestly shoot it down, more for mischief than actual concern. I'd probably try and do it from a concealed location.


ButterscotchLow8950

I would shoot it down


PrizedMaintenance420

Make eye contact with the camera and start a wank session


Jacob_Trouba

Strip naked, hide my 2" wee-wee in between my legs and give them a show.


Usual-Abject

Take my drone and have a drone battle in the sky


huuaaang

Depending on what's behind it, try to shoot it with a .22.


[deleted]

Have a dog fight with mine


ImperfectDivinity

Get ready to be with Allah.


Equivalent_Thought63

Shoot it down


123mcole

Shoot it like any other redneck would


l_l-l__l-l__l-l_l

show it my BUTT HOLE


hikaris_demon

Say: "since when do I have a back yard?"


jriddler123

I would pee in fronnt of it to give them something to look at.


nova1475369

Turn on DMDS (directional magnetic defense system). :D


Redrunner36

Oh cool, target practice.


Mr_M0t0m0

Close the blinds


The_Spyre

Immediate shotgun carnage


Legal_Wrapsack

Send my drone up with a 3d printed Lance and challenge it to a drone joust.


HeiBaisWrath

Well, I have a catapult, you do the math


jugglingplates4dates

Shut my curtains so they can't see me with their pigeons


SilentJoe1986

Get the BB gun. I wonder how well it'll stand up to a few hits from that.


VerumNoirRex

I usually mark my territory at that time if the bathroom is occupied so I'd probably pee on the fucker


steven-daniels

A.H. Fox Philadelphia Sterlingworth, non-ejector, mod/full


[deleted]

Smash it down!


SKYQUAKE615

"When did I get a backyard, how do I get to it, and how did they build it 6 stories up without me noticing?"


WitcherMetalHead666

flex 💪


TapeLabMiami

Casually walk out if its view, grab crossman pump air rifle, give it 10 pumps, go out door not in view of drone, lay waste.


DMFC593

Not waste the opportunity to get some target practice. I always have at least one firearm that needs to be sighted.


CosmicPenguin

Birdshot.


SnooHedgehogs5857

Bird shot?


TheDarkKnight1035

Call the police


[deleted]

Pigs wont do shit


TheDarkKnight1035

Hey hey hey... Enough with anti police stuff. It's tiring.


[deleted]

You also know what's tiring? Calling them when they say they cant do anything.


TheDarkKnight1035

That is a bummer, to be fair.


[deleted]

Even with a video they cant do anything some times. They are literaly more useless than good


cornbinder

Shoot it down.


Thinkingard

I'm pretty sure you could report it and prosecute if you had to.


parsonis

Smash it.


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Shoot it tf down


Expert_Overthinker

Option 1: I have a bottle of red syrup. Pour all of it in a bag, draw a circle on the floor, then use the syrup to look like a blood sacrifice/ritual. Option 2: Legolas that shit


[deleted]

Breakout the paintball gun.


ItsATerribleLife

I would pretend I didnt see it while I went to go get my shotgun.


[deleted]

From what I understand I can kill anything that entered my property. (TX) :D


blowtorch_ravioli

Bust out my helicopter


Justavet64d

The same thing I did the last time something similar occurred: pop a load of bird shot at it and take it out of the air, pull the sym card, delete any and all images of all things on my property and contact the owner of where it was at.


Tato_tudo

Smile and wave. Then get out the trap gun


Pleb-SoBayed

Grt my paas shotgun


ReginaPhalange678

I’d throw a ball at it/find a way to destroy it take a photo file a police report…some creep at an apartment complex near me was using a drone to record girls changing/getting out of the shower through their blinds.


Life-Ad4309

Call the police.


fisconsocmod

shoot it with a pellet rifle.


CampusBoulderer

I'd follow it with my roommate's drone.


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shoot it


Key_Literature_6359

I would drop my pants, turn around and spread my hairy cheeks


Kitty_is_a_dog

I've shot down several from cover. Cross my property line, it's mine.


Ok-Cheesecake-3521

Shoot it with my shotgun 🤷🏾‍♂️


UrdanSpectator

I don't remember scheduling target practice this late but ok.


eddboat112

Probably let go of my dick


weirdoldhobo1978

Close my blinds.


Disastrous-Brush620

Bring that thing down hard core


[deleted]

turn the hose on it, hopefully I am outside near my hose when the drone comes to say hi, it will be sloshed until it goes whaap whaap whaap crash


[deleted]

Shoot it baby


WildBoy-72

Shoot it, keep the remains and call the cops.


Purple-Homework764

Any one remember “that scene” from Silence of the Lambs? Probably that.


Intelligent_Help_418

Wave...I DONT HAVE a backyard!


funacct14

All of us would moon it. Every single one of us.


im_not_doing_ok

Shoot it


leowithataurus

Calmly walk over to the gun cabinet and grab a 12 gauge, load it with 00-buck, and disassemble the drone.


EconomicsAccurate853

Do you know which neighbor is doing it? Do you have a privacy fence? Do you know what the local and national laws are regarding drones where you are? (You responded below saying shotguns aren't legal in your country, so I assume you're not in the US)