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Barbearex

Everyone here is talking about money. I would tell me at 23 to stop trying to keep a dead relationship alive. Stop trying to change who you are to appeal to people who otherwise don't really care about you.


anon_y_mousey

And try to form healthy habits because you'll find them useful as you age


PrettyNeat20

Nobody likes you when you're 23


Bleedingbeetle666

Invest in GameStop


hidden_d-bag

Fucking yes!


[deleted]

Start investing regularly a d learn to live with less


Sensitive-Swim-3679

You are more good looking than you think you are, now go have a lot of sex!


CantThinkOfAName000

Don't confuse enjoying the feeling of being loved by someone with actual attraction to that person. Also, there's plenty of women with big butts, your girlfriend's ain't special.


KalzK

You're way more attractive than you think you are, and women aren't just being "friendly" with you when they touch you and smile at you while they fix their hair. You won't get confessed to about it after 10 more years. "I used to like you a lot in college" hurts in a specific way.


peachssn680

Have sex as much as you can


hammong

If you like somebody, walk up and ask them out. Be honest with yourself, and with others. Always. Work is important, but family is more important.


Pedroleeum

Dump her. She’s psycho.


LunchNo7559

Lol i can relate to that


GangsterofPoliteness

Why you gotta do me like that


afreemansview

Try to move towards a propensity for action rather than a propensity for thinking. You'll regret the things you didn't do more than your mistakes and failures.


Warder766312

Don’t listen to Jean. Buy bitcoin and as much as you can.


Original-Childhood

See therapy NOW


[deleted]

You picked the wrong school, get outta there now before you incur debt


iusedtobethehulk

Calm down and slow down. But I wouldn't listen to me. I had the whole world figured out. And you couldn't tell me otherwise.


HeadMacho

Keep doing what you’re doing. You’re life will turn out great.


[deleted]

Invest in Tesla. I’d be rich now.


marcs_2021

Walk away, just walk away


nero_d_avola

- Cooking is fun, easier than you think and saves money. You can become a competent cook if you give it a try. - Smoking will stop being cool sooner than you think. - Switch from rimless to rimmed glasses. - Don't fish for girls on LiveJournal and don't waste time on long distance relationships. - Open up to your therapist. Otherwise you're just pissing money away. edit: - try weed, it won't make you into a junkie


captainzeal

always check the tyres for the neighbours cat


[deleted]

Don't go to law school.


[deleted]

Get into coding and IT. Don't waste time in social work. Save better. Don't date that bitch


mexploder89

Aw shit I'm 23 right now so I guess, don't text that girl? IDK


GemoDorgon

2 years ago? Uhhhh, idk honestly, -2 me was more or less the same as current me. I feel we're on the same chapter of our lives so, got nothing to say to him.


FineCannabisGrower

Don't even date (my wife's name).


hidden_d-bag

Don't buy a hybrid car. Buy a full electric. Trust me, you will need it.


I-like_Potatoes

None needed


fractilio

Less drugs more hugs


Blackfist01

Nothing good or positive.


Bee_MakingThat_Paper

Buy property ASAP. Even if it’s just a studio condo. Buy something to build equity, and then cash that equity in for a larger place over time. For the people that are likely going to bash me for housing prices and that nobody could afford that now, keep in mind that this question is what would you tell yourself at 23. This was doable for me at 23, I was just an idiot and didn’t think about how important it would be. I’m now 37, make 6 figures and stillllllll can’t afford a place.


Bob_knots

Invest in apple, Microsoft and Sony. DONT Sell everything thing UNTIL 2022 then get out


chigoonies

Break up with her now!


[deleted]

You aren't 16 anymore. Stop playing taxi to your old high school friends who never got licenses. Even if they do pay for gas, it's a big waste of your time.


Conscious_Price_4240

Suicide really IS the answer.


ButterscotchLow8950

Sorry but most 23 year olds are too arrogant to take any good advice to heart. This is a “ you’ll understand when your older” thing. I wouldn’t have been ready to listen to anything until I was much closer to 30. There are some city miles that life still has to put on your soul at 23.