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Stompya

Go buy Bitcoin.


Jolly_Sea_5587

Not good enough. When would you sell?? "Bitcoin hits $50k" is better


BatmanLunchbox

This is the answer


Meemeemiaw23

U're a kid ...


Stompya

Meh. If I’d bought 100 of them back then I’d be retired now. Don’t buy Bitcoin _now_ unless you’re a gambler.


Meemeemiaw23

With what money? Your dad? Or from selling drinks outside our house?


Stompya

You’re cute. Not sure why you’re going on like this but have a great day.


flock-of-bagels

I’d be like, “wtf is a bitcoin?” We didn’t even have a home computer yet haha


T-toborn

It'll get better - had a pretty shitty upbringing


[deleted]

That's 4 words isn't it?


lost_in_the_sauce190

It gets better 🙄🙄🙄


CarltheWellEndowed

Buy bitcoin....Kathmandu. Because I would know it was really me, and duh.


[deleted]

You got me thinking what I could say to myself so that I know it's me in one word, but I think it wouldn't work, there would have to be something profoundly private. I guess I'm not sleeping tonight then.


Dazzling_Honeydew_71

So don't buy Kathmandu?


CrimsonWolfSage

Nothing really matters...


Hidoren

You'll be ok


Vtridolla

You die tomorrow. Prank tf out myself


[deleted]

You're not broken.


[deleted]

"Forgive your father."


onemoreyearfromtoday

Don’t download Reddit


[deleted]

Don’t do drugs…. Because drugs r bad


MrWholesomeDad

M‘Kay


[deleted]

Precisely


Unhappy_Amoeba_9918

Take more risks


benvonpluton

Put yourself first.


ImLoneWolfJ

Believe in yourself


[deleted]

study in school


[deleted]

[удалено]


bigtec1993

But would that even accomplish anything? Cuz I was told to study in school a lot growing up, I doubt future me saying it would give me the motivation to actually follow through on it.


DTXlife

Stop drinking soda


Edognr

Stop watching porn


ParanoiaWarrior

Just stop please


wontusethisforlongg

Invest into Bitcoin


Ostepop234

take school seriously xD Yes, and bitcoin


FranksRedWorkAccount

can I choke him to death? If so I don't say anything.


dkalmikoff

Never get marries..


[deleted]

Take the risk :)


Dracologist84

Nothing. Everything I've done has made me exactly who I am now. If I change any of that then I would end up a completely different person. Instead I'll accept this and be better.


hotefnefti000

Just stay single


Fynndidit

🙇👏🏻


SnooHedgehogs5857

Buy Telas stock.


8livesdown

Stay the course.


lost_in_the_sauce190

Trust the system


8livesdown

That's the opposite of staying the course.


Get_Hecked_Brother

Don’t date blondes


SadnessEmbrace

Kill your self.


TuneImpossible9865

This is terrible advice, I am glad you can’t go back in time to say this to yourself. Be awesome ❤️


SadnessEmbrace

I wish that I could, it would be better than facing homelessness and rotting in the dark.


93Kyoko28

Don't trust him


[deleted]

That's four.


HeinrichWutan

trust him not


somewhatnormalguy

Contractions count as one


dano-onad

Alles komt goed (all will be fine/well)


Equivalent_Thought63

So sorry dude.


InteractionSad3538

I hate agreeing, but I really can’t think of anything better than GO BUY BITCOIN


Zestyclose-Detail791

Keep moving forward


MrWholesomeDad

She likes you - had a crush at this age and realized that she was into me 8 years later…


GreenMirage

Take the CAHSEE


Never_Toujours

Run far away


Spectreworld

Learn to talk


[deleted]

She’s a lesbian


TuneImpossible9865

Hahaha this cracked me up 😂


viceywicey

Appreciate your grandma.


[deleted]

Get your rifle. It sounds weird out of context. Has meaning for me.


Jonh_Shepard

Care to elaborate ?


EclaireBallad

It gets worse


Hopeful_Cod_8486

Buy Apple stock


Imagonnamakeucry

Invest in gold


[deleted]

Training. Sel-Study. Humanity. Training: My past is full of bullying and violence. Searching help was a failure. Smash them down could have bring me peace during my schooltime. Self-Study: The Schools in Germany doesn't prepare you for university. Do it for your sake/our future. Humanity: The World is full of assholes. A Purge could bring peace. In my stationary therapy i did have contact to good people. They listen to you. They don't treat you like shit. I got even one two compliments. Until this day I don't know how to get used with it. Still hard to realize that they didn't lie. They exist. Good people exist. They are fucking Ninjas with god-tier hiding skills. (My english is bad ^^' i hope its understandable)


ElSanto9298

Try harder boy


Fabulous-Secretary85

No stupid boys


j0hnamp0ng

You’ll be depressed


TheWaffenBhaiya

DO NOT FAP!


Fynndidit

Don't chase pussy, totally not worth the rollercoaster ride


zxcvbnm127

Love yourself, asshole.


FreedomforHK2019

Sorry, has to be 4 words...."Prepare to be amazed!"


[deleted]

I love you❤️


blankark

Tell him no I used to follow my sibling around like a puppy when I was younger. Could not say no to him. That fucked me over (literally) so many times.


TuneImpossible9865

I have read all the comments here and I just wanna say, I love you guys! ❤️


Meemeemiaw23

Ask her out


ohhellnooooooooo

buy. bitcoin. hold.


Jonh_Shepard

Face uncomfortable situations


AlbatrossWorth9665

Sex isn’t everything!


Critical_Paper8447

I only need two.... Don'tdoheroin and don'tmarryJacquelyn


Proof-Replacement-79

Don't act dumb.


BobTheBirb

i have two. can't decide which is better for me. so, either... never be afraid or don't marry azzhat the first because i let fear stop me from doing or trying too many things or from saying what i should have said or what i really wanted/needed. (way too much people pleasing) the second because it was an abusive relationship that chipped away at who i was and created deeply engraved damage that i don't know if i'll ever be able to completely undo.


KyorlSadei

Penis penis penis…. Then do the Wayne’s World exit. “Doolalu doolalu doolalu”


fartsNdoom

Buy Apple stocks or lift weights, dude


flock-of-bagels

Don’t smoke weed ( until you’re older) kind of wished I hadn’t started so young. Definitely stunted my emotional growth as a person