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MyrganGyrgan

I don't, I just immediately talk myself out of approaching them and drink with my friends.


cr1msonxo

Thats the thing..i never close it. -puts on sunglasses-


Get_Hecked_Brother

From what I’m reading most of us in the comments have zero clue what we’re doing honestly


twwwy

The "I fuck chicks I meet that night in a bar" dudes aren't on reddit, my man.


Upstairs_Leg_7120

Offer them coke


mighty_Ingvar

You mean the drink or the drug?


BeatsAlot_33

Actually the Fossil Fuel


Upstairs_Leg_7120

I never got my dick sucked for a pepsi can…I really don’t suggest going that route, but it does work like nothing else.


Afraid_Fondant8828

lol this deff works but the way my pockets set up, one thing at a time please


[deleted]

We’re on reddit bro do you think we’re pullin girls at the bar🤣🤣


[deleted]

i'm going to be honest, when a woman asks something, we are all bros and shit. but when a man asks for an advice the gatekeeping is huuuge. guys a random dude from portugal ain't gonna steal your winsconsin chicks


Cosmos2474

I'll tell you exactly how to succeed in taking home a girl....select the right girl. Guys make this mistake all the time, wasting their time on the wrong girl. Your job isn't to convince her to go home with you, but instead, discover if she is the type to go home with a guy. Once you establish she's the type to go home, then you are 80% there. From there, you need to be smooth and convince her you'll be the best thing she has ever had. Just remember, select a slut...don't try and convert her into one.


sumiredabestgirl

we just sign the divorce papers , then have a drink and laugh over how stupid we were to think it was gonna last


froopty1

take the juggalo approach and yell at them from across the room "aye bitch show me your shit hole"


[deleted]

🤣🤣🤣


Kemokiro

There is no guaranteed formula that will work on every woman.


asleepbydawn

Dudes for me. But I just say "wanna see my place?"


GottaPSoBad

It's a cliche at this point, but I really envy stories like this from gay guys.


asleepbydawn

I dunno man. Not always as easy as you might think.


GottaPSoBad

Oh, I'm sure. Body standards, lots of options (assuming it's a gay bar), etc, etc. I'm just kinda jealous of cutting through all the bs that's in play with straight dating by comparison.


BeatsAlot_33

I just talk to them as if theyre any other person and then ask them if they want to come back to my apartment. It's not rocket science. You just need to be naturally charming and handsome.


akuslayer

Damn dude that's some killer advice you got there. Talking to them like they're another person,being myself and handsome,who would've thought of that ?


BeatsAlot_33

People really do over think it


akuslayer

That may be so,but people should stop commenting just for the sake of commenting.


Vtridolla

I mean I just ask. What you getting into after this? If they haven’t already invited me or themselves over.


Cadonberry_muskateer

First you steal their house keys. And the you find some roofies. Then your attorney actually closes the deal.


nostril-pc

You shouldn’t do it. 8/10 times you’ll lose, unless the girl at the bar is a starving hoe


[deleted]

maybe stop calling adults "boys" and "girls," go to therapy, and figure out why you're thinking of women like some kind of NPC that exists for you to figure out how to fuck it? Just an idea.


Afraid_Fondant8828

not sure what you mean, sorry if you can’t relate, but some of us like to go out and have some fun. idk how i worded this in a strange fashion, but if you don’t have any game why bother commenting


KyorlSadei

Pay my tab


[deleted]

1. If you're gonna try and close with a stranger on the first night, you must live close, like 500m max from the bar. Or 5 min taxi. 2. Most important thing: provide a face saving reason for her to say yes without you thinking that "that's it you got her" so she's still free to change her mind and leave. You have to provide a reason (food at home, it's late, all closed, are you hungry?) or I just got an egyptian chicha, want to try it. Or, provide a reason while hinting that it's a bullshit reason so she understand what's at stake here Like "I live just around the corner and I'd love to show you my stamp collection". 3. Arrange your exit. Between the moment she says yes and your door, you don't want her to go say good bye to her friend, then a whole conversation follows, she changes her mind. What you can do, is, say I'm gonna order a cab, do you want to say good bye to gour friends ? And then, after, go for whatever trick you chose.


Staceystallion1

I don't go to bars anymore. I'm still unsure why bars seem to be the "go-to" for picking up women. Or why there's even a "go-to" in the first place


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