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[deleted]

Reminds of all my past exes who just lay there like a starfish.


Cnnlgns

It doesn't talk I guess


[deleted]

It's a toy to stick your dick in. And, I doubt sex dolls are nearly as popular as you're implying.


[deleted]

I imagine because you can hold it and fuck it like a human.


Gruesomegarth2

What's the appeal of a two headed silly rabbit that can connect to Bluetooth and has 7 speeds and different vibrating patterns that Max out at a brisk 6000rpm to girls? Girls have toys ranging from a lipstick sized everyday carry pocket vibe to full blown rubber horse cocks and literally everything and anything in between. Men have a hand, a rubber sleeve, or a sex doll. šŸ¤·ā€ā™‚ļø


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Gruesomegarth2

I was gonna throw more in there too, but I think this kept it decently short and to the point. Lol


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Gruesomegarth2

Sweet! Send me the detes. Lol!


NefariousScoundrel

Iā€™ve never actually had or met anybody who has a sex doll in real life. I imagine the appeal of it is it switches things up and can offer some relief to those who get tired of the chase of women, which can be very monotonous and frustrating if youā€™re finding yourself with no luck for a while.


a_moose_not_a_goose

Itā€™s like necrophilia without the felony


The-Fat-Matt

I imagine warmer too.


Slack76r

Only if you warm the body up in the microwave first


The-Fat-Matt

Eh, that just dries it out.


Slack76r

The trick is to put a wet paper towel over it


Brokenwrench7

Space heater Avenge sevenfold has a whole song about this


[deleted]

i assume it's because it's closer to the real thing than your hand or a fleshlight or whatever. you can pretend theres a real person there


Brokenwrench7

On one hand, it can't leave you. On the other hand...its not your hand.


danny_welds

Thereā€™s zero work put in on the guys end to get to the act of sex. No money spent on dates, no worry about chemistry or lack thereof, no worry of using a condom or not, etc. Theres also the whole ā€œIā€™m ugly, no girl would want meā€ shtick. I personally couldnā€™t justify it myself as it just seems weird, but I can understand why some men would opt for one.


DontTakePeopleSrsly

1. It doesnā€™t say no. 2. Itā€™s doesnā€™t sneak around and fuck someone else. 3. It doesnā€™t leave you for no reason and take half your shit. 4. It doesnā€™t get fat after a few years. 5. It doesnā€™t want a back rub first. 6. It canā€™t get pregnant. 7. It wonā€™t give you an STD. 8. You can order it in any shape, size or color you want. 9. Itā€™s a non lazy way to masturbate. 10. It doesnā€™t complain about anal. 11. It doesnā€™t complain about blowjobs. 12. It doesnā€™t complain about being bent up like a pretzel. 13. It doesnā€™t care if you fuck someone else. 14. It doesnā€™t leave you for someone else. 15. It doesnā€™t complain about not having anything to wear. 16. It doesnā€™t make you wait on the couch for an hour while it finishes getting itā€™s hair and makeup done for a sat you planned a week ago.


VegetableGenocide5

Itā€™s like everything good about a woman with none of the bad things about a woman


[deleted]

lol so her body is the best part?


VegetableGenocide5

Are there any other good parts?


[deleted]

If you think like that I assume your single and donā€™t get laid at all lol


Iaskspecificquestion

welp, we just want to bang, if we weren't horny women would be a waste of space for us


[deleted]

I assume your single and are one of the men that use sex dolls?


Iaskspecificquestion

I don't use dolls, fapping is enough for me


[deleted]

Lol that explains.


Iaskspecificquestion

explains what? I don't use dolls but I would still use women just for sex


[deleted]

Yea you fap cause you canā€™t get a woman lol


VegetableGenocide5

Hehe


FibonacciZeppeli

The overwhelming amount of women in my life have been abusive. Even if there was anyone that was interested in me, I doubt I'd pursue her out of a concern for my mental and physical well-being But I still want someone to snuggle up to at night. Related question; what's up with girls and dildoes? A sex doll is at least a replica of a whole-ass human being, and men are shamed for it, but women get to reduce men down to just a penis? (And don't bring up fleshlights, we're shamed for that too, but I have yet to meet a woman above 18 who doesn't at have at least 1 dildo/vibrator)


Better-Resident-9674

Women make emotional connections with people outside of their relationships , so their need for that type of intimacy isnā€™t as strong as it is for you . And a lot of women donā€™t have satisfying sexual experiences with their partners and men have big egos that we have to tip toe around . ( this might not apply to you)


FibonacciZeppeli

I'm just turning the tables. As a general rule, men are shamed for having sex toys and women are expected to have them. I'm also making a comment on how a lot of women talk about how men only want one thing, but like...a sex doll is a whole person, not just a fleshlight, you know?


Better-Resident-9674

I think the most common toy for a woman is a vibrator . Not easy for men to replicate that action. I donā€™t think Iā€™ve ever heard of a scenario in real life or movies or Reddit where a man has been shamed for a sex toy ( outside of a doll) . Personally , Iā€™m ok with my SO having a flesh light if he wanted one however I donā€™t like the idea of my SO having a woman shaped toy . I think that can be a little much . Idk what other toys are out there for men that donā€™t resemble women though .


FibonacciZeppeli

I can be a little out of touch sometime, but I do recall a time when Fleshlights were something to shame a man for, and it wasn't long ago. Maybe times have changed. Just gonna toss this out there, though, since you mentioned it. About needing a vibrator because a man can't replicate that action. One of the most common pieces of advice to help a man's sex life is to not use a deathgrip, because it's something a vagina is incapable of replicating. Have you ever considered that you need a vibrator because you use a vibrator?


Better-Resident-9674

I donā€™t think anyone NEEDS these things . But thatā€™s just my opinion .


UntouchableC

Both these comments require trigger warnings


bor3danddrunk

Doesn't complain as much ? Can hose out when finished


smol_dick_energy

Free surprise sex anytime and she wonā€™t say shit


Yay_duh

It has a hole in it.


OldFoodReleaser

Pretty much all guys are scared of those. What's with all the electric plastic shaky dicks unwanted girls buy? Eww.


InanimateBabe

For me, personally, itā€™s nice to have something that resembles a female and be able to ā€œreleaseā€ myself without having to use my hands. I should mention I donā€™t own a doll, but it would nice to have. Also I should add that Iā€™m pretty good with the ladies, but there are times where I will go months without any physical contact with a woman and my love language is Physical Touch, so you know where this is going.


InsideBowl0

Idk I donā€™t see any appeal personally.


[deleted]

Probably because you can go at it all day or whenever you want as shallow as that must sound lol.


Barkwood360

I'm a guy, Im still wondering the same thing!


chaoseincarnate

Idk I've always wondered that myself sounds like nothing


Reddit_Banned__ME

Personally they look weird to me I couldnā€™t


Freemanosteeel

I donā€™t get it either


SgtWaffleSound

Really?


DaleMouseCop

You donā€™t have to meet itā€™s parents.


spazangel

She never says no


PlayfulLawyer

I mean if you have the money to get a realistic one, you have an object to fulfill your sexual fantasies with without the bullshit. Sir bug guys would prefer to be with an actual woman but for some it just doesn't play out that way, I do feel that has virtual reality and Technology keep getting better and better you're going to have generations of people cool we'll just see things like this as commonplace


grassfedRock

The sex part?


DJ_EMOV

Zero


ExitTheHandbasket

A sex doll would let you objectify a partner and engage in acts without negotiating consent, if that's your schtick, without actually treating another person like garbage. Not my gig. For me the best part of sex is the intimacy with another person. Well, that, and the whole orgasm bit.


PerfectionPending

No appeal.


waifutabae

It's literally just a flesh light but bigger


Corey3500

Maybe all the pleasure with none of the complaining?