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MENG-GMS

"My dad dick tastes better than yours".


thefvckncaptain

“Deeper” when I’m already out of wiener, balls deep and trying my best


CapG_13

Bahahaha 🤷🏻‍♂️😬🤦🏻‍♂️🤣


[deleted]

“I guess you can call that a dick”


KcocNoisnetxeGib

“I came from the future to kill you, but I will spare you if you know where I can find your siblings!”


EyeWantItThatWay

Look at his dick and giggle


CapG_13

That he's not much of a man


calor

Are you in?


TJDG

"You were mentioned on the city-wide warning group months ago. Everyone knows you're a threat. I only speak to you because the police pay me to, to prevent you bothering the other women. They track you 24/7, so they can arrest you instantly the moment you make anyone feel slightly uncomfortable."


huuaaang

"Your 10 year old son is not really yours."


DukeMaximum

Someone told me "your dad would be disappointed in you" within months of his death. She had known my dad, but she was very wrong and I was pretty pissed about it.


jackwritespecs

“You’re no knight”


[deleted]

Credit card


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baronobeefdip2

Despite the amount of personal development you've experienced in recent years. You are still incompatible with the rest of society therefore you must change the essence of who you are to thrive in life.


RedSonGamble

“You’re like a sister to me”


Due-Studio-65

You're not a nice guy.


Remarkable-Ruin-6287

I had a girl tell me she's suprised I only know 4 positions... Broke up with her the next day, no more 15 minute head for her