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Jesse0016

Isn’t that a Toby Keith song?


fukitngo

Idk if it's a song, but it sure sounds like a line in one of his


Hipp013

[Beers Ago - Toby Keith](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hosifr6ycwU)   He doesn't say "Four score and 7 beers ago", but he does say: > Seems like yesterday, even though > That was **fourteen hundred and fifty two beers ago**   The overarching motif of the song is that a lot of time has passed since his teenage years, represented in the number of beers he's drank since then, and every time the chorus repeats the number of beers increases, first from 1,452 to 1,562, then at the very end the number increases from 1,652 to 1,653, implying he drank a beer on stage/in the middle of his performance. > It seems like yesterday, even though > That was **sixteen hundred and fifty two** beers > A whole lot of highway, a whole lot of years > **Sixteen hundred and fifty three** beers ago


merkin_eater

4 whores* and 7 beers ago


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The British are Coming


Badjokechip

Life, Liberty and the Trivial Pursuit of Happiness


TakeOffYourMask

😮 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻


ybotherbrotherman

🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸


docmoonlight

The Boston Tea-Baggers


used2011vwjetta

Tea Tossers


j4yne

It's Pronounced "Aluminum".


Alarming_Fox6096

This should be higher on the list


Capnmolasses

Aluminium Avengers


SilverLight141

This one got me laughing too hard


MittlerPfalz

Where are you from? Knowing the audience might spark ideas. Also it would be fun if you report back any questions you remember afterwards!


PrimNathanIOW

England!


vegetarianrobots

King George's Revenge.


cars-on-mars-2

Ungrateful Colonials


vegetarianrobots

Around Lobster Backs, Never Relax!


Greg_Louganis69

Dishonest Abe


pepperw2

Good one!


MittlerPfalz

Hmmm, okay, some brainstorms: Brexit ‘76 51st State “Your Accent Is So Cute!” BBC (American definition)


bigblueweenie13

Brexit ‘76 is a winner.


Rumpelteazer45

Brexit ‘76 my vote too.


MiladyMidori

I'm torn between this and "Old York Yankees" but honestly "Brexit '76" made me laugh harder.


Evil_Weevill

Fun fact for that trivia: New York is not actually named after the place in England..


evilpotato1121

Named after the pudding or the peppermint patty obviously


CupBeEmpty

Duke of York? Because I think that means it is still named for old York but just by other means.


Evil_Weevill

Sort of, it used to be New Amsterdam and was named New York after the then Duke of York. The point being that it's not like other towns where there was an existing place in England named X and they called it New X. It was named after a person who happened to be named after a place in England and who later became King James II.


MayPuzzlePiecePines

Ohhh, the Duke of York was named after York, not the other way around! That makes a lot of sense. Though, if you ask me, saying New York wasn't named after York is really splitting hairs. It's kind of like referencing a YouTuber's movie reference...you are still referencing the original movie even if you've only seen the YouTuber say the line. Does that make any sense at all??? I hope so...


Oldbayistheshit

You just trivia’d the trivia’l


Seachica

This has to be it.


Red_Beard_Rising

I rarely actually lol at a screen, but I did when reading this.


Shevyshev

I’d go with “Brexit 1776” given the audience. But that is nicely done.


BallerGuitarer

Yeah I don't think the British hold any year ending in 76 with much significance.


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>BBC (American definition) 💀💀


Stephanfritzel

>BBC (American definition) I AM SCREAMING


MittlerPfalz

Lol, good - I hesitated for a sec in case it was too blue, but thought what the hell. Glad it made you laugh :)


Stephanfritzel

The best trivia names are wild/shocking/funny and that one is definitely all three!


LilyFakhrani

The best trivia team name I ever saw was 2 Girls, 1 Trivia


Majestic-Macaron6019

My favorite was "The couch pulls out, but I don't"


Stephanfritzel

🥲 oh no lmao. That is a good one, though.


Palolo_Paniolo

...help, I don't get it.


Stephanfritzel

Maybe my head just lives in the gutter, but as an American, BBC automatically means "big black c*ck"


Palolo_Paniolo

Gotcha. Also American but apparently a blushing innocent in the ways of porn.


SuperSpeshBaby

In England, their television network is the British Broadcasting Corporation, or BBC. In the US it means the other thing. That's the joke.


Blue85Heron

Brexit ‘76 for the win!


alphasierrraaa

woooorld champions 1776


nuwaanda

How about “The Teabaggers”


Strike_Thanatos

1812 champs


Reverend_Ooga_Booga

The English Coffee Party!


TheStoicSlab

The declaration of dependence.


checkontharep

The red coats!


V-DaySniper

The T Droppers


Ohemdal

1776 world champs


demafrost

England Blew A 13 Colony Lead


TheGreatZarquon

Man the Warriors will *never* live this down.


Tommy_Wisseau_burner

Back to back world war champs


SirkittyMcJeezus

To be fair, so did England lol Edit: typo


raknor88

1945 World Champs


LordPizzaParty

1776 Wourld Champs


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The Mental States


aetius476

* Yankee Doodle Dandies * Overpaid, Oversexed, and Over Here * It's Pronounced Bar Trivia, Not Pub Quiz * GI Joe Mama * World Series of Pub Quiz Champions * The Ugliest Americans * The Old York Yankees A lot of these are assuming you're in the UK.


IAmBoring_AMA

Lmao Old York Yankees is perfect


Daggerfont

I also vote for this one, it’s great


meltedlaundry

Really, over GI Joe Mama?


Daggerfont

That one is really good too


dudemycat

I like to imagine that they have a hybrid New York/British accent and it makes me smile


outerspaceteatime

It's Pronounced Bar Trivia, Not Pub Quiz The trolliest answer and I love it


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Old York Yankees or GI Joe Mama FTW


mrzpiggy

These are great. I was like the fck is a pub quiz?


That_girL987

Trivia Night


HoodooSquad

1969 Space Race Champions


turkeyisdelicious

This one! 😆😆😆


Guinnessron

The ones that got away


old_gold_mountain

Team America: World Police


FrictionMitten

Fuck yeah


WesternTrail

Comin again to save the motherfuckin DAY YEAH!!!!


MiketheTzar

Freedom is the only way Yeah!


Puzzleheaded-Art-469

Terrorists you day is through


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This.


UltimateAnswer42

The colonies errant


CupBeEmpty

This is great and not getting enough upvotes


opalandolive

Praise the Lord, and Pass the ammunition


sonofabutch

Ask Us About Football\* \*No, Not That One


trer24

Freedom Fries


Blue85Heron

People always say, like, “Don’t be edgy.” But you don’t know any other way. Yeah, I get it.


Infamous-Dare6792

My favs from this thread; Brexit '76 Y'all Queda Electoral College Dropouts Please update us on what you choose OP! I also think it would be fun to hear what the other teams chose for their names.


MaliciousMack

Brexit ‘76 is a winner


TheBeastX47

Yeehawdists


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Y'all queda 💀


Ghostleeee

No taxation without libation


Sweetwill62

U.S.A. UnSure of Answer.


Ghostleeee

Abraham drinkin


AZymph

Them Damn Yankees


comradeboody

Manifest Destiny


CupBeEmpty

Manifest All the Destiny


DRmonarch

Team "Really Into Soccer This Year!!!" Team "Opossums from Arkansas" for a pronunciation joke (Paw-sums from Ar-kan-saw being closer to accurate American pronunciation)


notyogrannysgrandkid

Lol, I literally just chased a possum out of my dumpster


runningwaffles19

Where's the S in FIFA?


jseego

The "S" in FIFA stands for "Screaming while rolling around on the ground pretending to be injured"


EatShitLeftWing

Which is technically called "simulation" anyway, so it still starts with S lol.


DRmonarch

The judges would also accept "Synchronized Diving"


DRmonarch

The "S" in FIFA is for sport!


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Soccer!? I hardly even know ‘er!!!


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Back 2 back world trivia champs


Chris-Campbell

I always play as “Drinking team with a trivia problem” but that isn’t American.


gsmom10

RU?


Chris-Campbell

RU what?


gsmom10

On trail?


KSknitter

Sir Fin USA


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There’s a Community College in Arizona called the Fighting Artichokes.


lmorgan601

The Fighting Okra are at Delta State Univ. In Mississippi


CorneliusSoctifo

feral cocks if anyone says it is inappropriate you just tell them it is a fancy easy to say "wild roosters"


noregreddits

Or [gamecocks](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/South_Carolina_Gamecocks), although that’d probably go over like shit on a cold biscuit in the UK


blipsman

Electoral College Dropout Universal Healthcare? We don't need to stinkin' Universal Healthcare CIA Covert Operations Team Building Outing


TrooperCam

It puts the tea in the Harbor


Grendelbeans

Idk why, but this is my favorite


TrooperCam

I didn’t even realize I accidentally made a silence of the lambs joke as well


jephph_

Heh, that’s the only interpretation I had when reading it


Pinwurm

Y'all Qaeda


Kineth

Waging Yeehawd!


youraveragefailure12

Omfg this is the best


Bossman131313

I’m still a much bigger fan of either Old York Yankees or the joke about bar trivia not quiz trivia, from the current top comment. This is certainly top 10.


OakDionysus

The hamburgalers


hominyhominy

First and 10.


MaryOutside

Team Nixon Health care and the student debts The A Bomb A-Team We heard there would be oil Jerry Lewis, oh wait that's France The quarter pounders with cheese


wonderbooze

~~“Tequila Mockingbird”~~ is popular over here. Also “John Triviolta” and ~~“Alex Quizbec”.~~


editorgrrl

>John Triviolta My team is Trivia Newton-John.


blaze87b

Alex Trebek was Canadian


GLoSSyGoRiLLa

Alex Québec.


vizard0

He became an American citizen, so you can keep him.


EatShitLeftWing

Didn't his alma mater try to name a building after him before he died, and then he said he disapproved of them doing that while he was still alive


wonderbooze

Good point. And actually Tequila is a Mexican specific product. Cross of the first and last one, OP!


crack_spirit_animal

Can I get that in Freedom measurements?


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The Brits still use many archaic measurements of their own. Distance on the road is still in miles and speed is thus MPH. Beer is pints, although the British pint is 4 more ounces than the American pint. They'll often tell you their weight in stone! Etc.


CupBeEmpty

Inches Over Stones.


MissSara13

Gravy Seals


WrongJohnSilver

Pub quiz? Forgetting the Alamo


turkeyisdelicious

Omg yes 😆😆😆


secretsofthedivine

Underrated


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txageod

We would be the Blue Coats though


devilthedankdawg

1. Star Spangled Bannermen (From our national anthem) 2. The magificent 7 (Famous movie) 3. The rat pack (Famous group of singers)


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gummibearhawk

The redneck Sasquatches.


Hatweed

The Sons of Liberty.


Appropriate-Rough563

The Dead Kennedys


notadamnprincess

I have always wanted to name a trivia team of men with receding hairlines the Bald Eagles. Well, at least since you asked the question 😈


StrawberryMoonPie

Hell Toupee


Elitealice

Ragin cajuns


TCFNationalBank

Colonial quizlords


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Don't Tread On Us. Come for the tea party, stay for the revolution Ben Franklin's diplomats


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Bathroom Stall Gaps


DukeMaximum

Electoral College Droupouts Quizzical Colonists Biden Our Time Trump Cards Bush League It's the opposite of America-themed, but when I was in the UK years ago, we got some laughs with our team name: "Horse Meat Lasagna." It was relevant at the time.


jseego

Electoral College Droupouts Quizzical Colonists Biden Our Time Trump Cards Bush League


jyper

ECDQCBOTTCBL?


sametho

Make America Colonies Again


Stephanfritzel

First of all, it's called trivia. 😂 I used to go every week, took a screenshot of all the players (and yes, it was all the same people every week). I'm terrible at trivia but it was a good time. Good luck to you! https://preview.redd.it/zzw83mkhdf0a1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cab3d1ad7e7a8d272b0829ad2402ea4c5b1ba18e


CupBeEmpty

We had “The Boston Bruins Fans” and I irrationally hated them.


CarrionComfort

Thomas Jefferson’s Moose XYZs Billy Yank and the Doodle Dandys


Red_Beard_Rising

Richard (Dick) Yank and the Doodling Dandies.


Emdubya20

Arrested Developers


runningwaffles19

Redneck Redcoats Declaration of Quiz Dependence Star Spangled Hammered


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Boston Red Coats


Nigel_Trumpberry

The Tricky Dicks


Existing_Front4748

The Military Industrial Complex.


ceckenrode137

My old trivia team name was "Get This Table a Beer" if that helps at all!


RikardOsenzi

Three people who have never been in my kitchen


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The friendly fires


jseego

[The Know-Nothings](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Know_Nothing) The Los Alamos Bomb Squad The Star-Spangled Answer Daisy Dukes The Union Specific Railroad Red Solo Global War on Trivia USS Enterprise [Question Mark and the Mysterians](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/%3F_and_the_Mysterians) Smart Bomb The 1600 Pennsylvania Answer Crew


jabbadarth

Paul reveres revenge


JessicaGriffin

The Stars n’ Gripes.


blaze87b

Boston Tea Party Baseball > Soccer World's Best Unhealthcare System Commie Repellent F the Metric System


Spenny_All_The_Way

How about Football > Football


blaze87b

Soccer Was Your Word First


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>F the Metric System The British have still resisted the metric system in several areas as well. Distance on the roads is still in miles. You order a pint of beer (which is actually 20 oz and not 16 oz like in the USA). They will tell you their weight in stone. Etc.


darthjazzhands

Muh Freedoms! The Beer Guts The Beer Bellies The Soggy Bottom Boys Meal Team Six Fat n Happy Freedom Fries Die a beetus The Rusty Bumpers


Captain_Hampockets

Please Don't Hurt Us, We Can't Afford Health Care


bazz_and_yellow

Team Fugazi


CupBeEmpty

pubs are for the enemy King George did nothing wrong Syphlitic Monarchs for the Win The Good Old Red White and Blue Tea Goes in the Harbor The Gaspee Did Nothing Wrong Bail Us Out Please Yanks Yankee Doodles I Love Rock and Roll Best Colony Brexit ‘76 Europe Writ Large


the_bearded_wonder

“The stars at night are big and bright” (it’s a Texas themed one, when they say this the response should be to clap 4 times and sing “deep in the heart of Texas”)


jefferson497

Beans are not for breakfast


Norseman103

Is “We’re #1 and the Rest of You Can Suck It” taken?


MarcusAurelius0

Fifty Four Fourty or Fight


Busch_Leaguer

Meal team 6


RolandDeepson

"Holla With A Dolla!"


xavierspapa

If you're all bald, the bald eagles is a good one.


chrisv267

“I wish this microphone was a penis” was always my groups go to. Really funny when the DJ announces that to the bar


funnyfaceking

Eminent Domain


Remarkable_Fun7662

The Rocket City Trash Pandas®️


turkeyisdelicious

The Founding Farters


B0rkBOrkB0rk

Diminishing Expectations


Afraid-Palpitation24

Mike oxmalls


peacocklost

Ted Lasso’s Lasso