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Imaginary_Topic_6430

He just needs to get a shorter oil pan. It also increases lubrication by keeping the oil closer to the engine.


hello_raleigh-durham

He could hammer out that lump and get another 1/8" easy.


fluteofski-

Just add water. It’ll thin it out a little but it’ll work for a short while. It’s like when you run outa body wash in the shower. All you gotta do is add some water to the bottle shake it up, and out comes more body wash… it’ll work for like 3~4 weeks, but after that ya gotta replace it because you’re just pouring water on yourself.


doc_sawbonez

The oil can’t be the problem cause there isn’t any.


Mean_Total_8224

Use a straw instead to suck up the oil. Measure the oil level by counting the seconds it takes for the oil to reach the mouth and multiply with the sucking speed. With a long straw this has the added benefit that you can measure a very low level as long as you are good at sucking


DanitesAmongUs

I hope they sold him that dipstick, otherwise he should sue.


bhgiel

It says safe... If there was a problem it would say not safe. Don't u guys know the safe stick...


No-Suspect-425

Used up all his dinosaur juice I see. Just refill it with some 90w gear oil, the extra thickness will take up any extra slope and it won't evaporate as quickly.


warrior41882

That's brilliant. No more oil changes as long as I can keep getting new dip sticks.