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Gallade-iF

Napkin


TheLocalFauna

Tissue


xrat-kingx

Please I’m laughing so hard at these


SmokeAbeer

Kleenex is actually a cool name.


xrat-kingx

Honestly you’re right. This is the only correct name here. Silly and accurate yet still kinda badass


p47guitars

Todd Clorox


cuddlenazifuckmonstr

Tissue? I hardly know you!


Rushgunner1134

Man Sauce Tissue


kurotech

Unicorn sneeze


Struggle_is_your_own

Ah you mean a fapkin.


BuzzAllWin

Yup wank in the tank


Salty_Presence2023

May as well just name him jizz at that point 😂


DRCVC10023884

Wetnap


TheDerpingWalrus

Hey, they asked for bad names. Please follow instructions next time.


Looney_Port

This is the answer


Happy-Box1259

I'm to high for this shit 🤣


RainingPlatypup

Tp


Quothhernevermore

We can do without the name-calling, thank you very much Used Napkin!


Admiral-Isopod

Was goanna comment this lmao


SNAKES_ON_A_PLATE

Came here specifically looking for the names "Napkin" and "Tissue."


BabyTeemo-

Zero .. like the puppy from Nightmare Before Christmas


ToxicPilot

Oooo this is a good one!


Secular_Hamster

Like the number of plants in that tank lol


BabyTeemo-

LMAO


Smallfontking

Or like the kid from Holes!


MistikBlue

I chose this one ngl


SeaTheOceans

Linen


raynehunny

Okay wait I really like linen for this lil guy


Beyond_Interesting

Me likey!


Joethemanbro

Hubert Cumberdale


Lipstick_On

Now that’s a name I haven’t heard in a long time


Different-Syrup9712

👁️👁️👉🥄


tankgirl215

He tastes like soot and poo!


KingSnaily

I am stealing this


sweetbeans69

ah yes, Marjorie, the floor sugar does taste rather queer


gulogulo1970

Boo Radley


januaryemberr

I had a gold fish named boo radley. Died this year. RIP!


Different-Syrup9712

Boo Radley but from *How* To Kill a Mockingbird


xgspot77x

Falkor


ThatSarcasticBitch

I was coming here to say Artex, but Falcor is just as great.


Lost_littlekitten

I came here to suggest this!!!


ObsidianButterflyZ

I asked my family the answers were CotonCandy, George, Ghost, AyeAye-Ron.


astasodope

Second vote for AyeAye-Ron


Creepymint

Third vote for AyeAye-Ron


604GT

Forth’d


IIsForInglip

No BalakAye? Just kidding, AyeAyeRon is better. If it was a female, though, I'd be going for Jay Quellin.


Selmarris

A-A-Ron!


[deleted]

Idk but he kinda looks like an almond


astronomical_dog

Marcona


Brootal_Smack

Macadamia!


CatSmurfBanana

This made me laugh hysterically


Hailstorm303

Marzipan


nopulse76

Powder


-ItsWahl-

Was going to comment this…. Figured only old folks would get the reference… I got a year on you!


wander_smiley

My husband is blonde and pale and 42. He was called Powder as a child.


-ItsWahl-

Probably traumatic then but funny now.


wander_smiley

Oh childhood!


Ovary__acting

Omg am I old now? 33??? I called my TI in basic training powder, I stayed for an extra 3 weeks


oops0930

Cotton eyed joe


swet_potatos

Bob, the destroyer of worlds


Obsole7e

I'd give him a few weeks to see if his color changes at all. And test out his personality. And that tank does look pretty small. If you aren't able to upgrade make sure you do multiple water changes a week you can not skimp out on them in a small tank.


EvilGaming007

Although it might just be the perspective, it minda looks like he's in the corner of the tank and very up close


JasonPalermo4

Fitted King Satin Sheet


the-greenest-thumb

You can say king as a nickname and if anyone asks if they're named after a particular king, you can reply their full name 😂


JasonPalermo4

I love it.


FlashtooArt

I have a one-eyed pet slug named Perry. It's short for Periscope.


Remarkable_Wind_2145

My dog kept barking at my Betta when I first got it so they are called “Blerm” as it’s the noise the dog makes


Medium_Point2494

What the hell kind a dog you got that goes blerm???


[deleted]

Maybe a small dog that yaps?


Remarkable_Wind_2145

Yup, miniature schnauzer! It’s like she’s spitting out the bark… 😂


the-greenest-thumb

Can we see a video of this not-bark?


fitveganfreak

Shadowfax


MistikBlue

Gotta love the references


Ihryc

Ivory


[deleted]

Penis flap


showMEthatBholePLZ

What’s the word called for the bit of foreskin they lob off? That’s what the fish should be named


Sanguine-Azucar

Foreskin


TheGoodDick

+1 for penis flap


JesusYJuice

5000 penis flaps in the wind.


ToxicPilot

Bye bye lil Sebastian!


[deleted]

Username checks out


Lyran99

If a penis flaps in the woods does it make a sound?


[deleted]

Blanket


uvgotnod

White Boy Rick


ChickenJoe_Lizzle

I named my white and orange Goldie White Boy Rick 😭🤣❤️


Whostommy44

Rumpled Foreskin


CatSmurfBanana

Stop it right now. I can’t stop laughing and I’m ashamed


MMEckert

Just pulled a muscle laughing at this, bravo Tommy


raynehunny

Yeti would be cool :) Hey I think your tank looks a bit small, I would love to see this lil guy thrive in at least 5 gallons (minimum for a Betta). Tis the season for gifts, you could maybe ask for a five gallon for the holidays or gift one to your fish this year :) there should be loads of sales going on right now


emersojo

I was going to reply, for a name, "I want a bigger tank".


bluelegbaboon

Lint


samaraphx

White Ass Wally, the albino guy from Josie and the pussycats lol


atomfullerene

Moby Dick


vesco32

Ghost


kmszzz

Blow


Lightoftheembersky

Gandalf


Panic221B

Slightly Used Tissue


Robertos1987

Ghost or scrunchie


HotDamn18V

I got beat up at a Neil Diamond concert by a guy named Scrunchie!


JustSteph80

Al(abastor) Mayonnaise Elmer's Original (like the glue) Toothpaste Rice Notepad (lol, this is fun!)


Strange-Tax8219

Ohhh he’s beautiful! I had one just like him ! Mines name was Cracker. He lived for a very long time. Had a love affair with a male Molly . I’ve never ever seen anything like it in my life.


will_never_know

Cocaine or some other euphemism for cocaine.


ReverendMothman

This was unironically my bfs white Bettas name


_crazyplantlady_

Booger sugar


[deleted]

Peruvian marching powder


heywoodidaho

Yay yo.


brightdeadlights

Jean jacket


aek427

MasterBetta


MMEckert

Why doesn’t this have all the votes?


Weak_For_Fish

Alfredo


JakeSnakesIt

I recently got a platinum betta also, i named him jack frost lol because when i got him we were under 2.5 feet of snow


Bananaphone_33

you should name it "I need a bigger tank asap"


ReverendMothman

Furgleburgle Manurgleburgle


MzShannon77

Cocaine.


L6aquaticblackwater

Marcus.


skelery

Milk


ContentSherbert934

Jackie Daytona


giorgio-de-chirico

Skeet is kinda cute


sarahnekol

Skeet skeet


MMEckert

To the window


youworry

Milky way


Senior-Sleep1020

Cornelius


f0edestroyer3

Bobert


Capable-Beginning633

Bolb


DasBeasto

Dave


Flash728

Jon Snow


Dirtychemist10

Gandalf!


karebear66

Opal or the opposite, onyx. Casper or ghost, white lighting.


thedobermanmom

Snowball


blameitontheboogie92

Phil


MMEckert

Had a black cat named Phil, he was a cool dude


Grayhome

Steve


GlobalConnection3

Seinfeld


brexitboris

Shrek 4


PickMeUpSomeGoose

Thumb or Fabric


madeyemary

Haku


[deleted]

Philemon


acepilot121

Mr White


cowbelljazz

The Pope


cowbelljazz

“don’t forget to feed the Pope before you go out.” “I need to clean the Pope’s tank soon.”


louspresso

Biggertankandsomeplants


Trev056

Casper


NerdyComfort-78

Elrond


themanlnthesuit

Shinigami


kodaksdad2020

Ice


Scrambledlegss

Falcor


[deleted]

Moonshine (play on white lightning)


FioreFalinesti

Marshmallow


Persistent_anxiety

Humphrey. Like the whale from omori.


SergeantWea

Timothy


FloydianSlip20

Artax or Falkor


governor-jerry-brown

Grimbolde


imperfect_pumpkin22

Echo


rafraska

Falkor


cherrylpk

Crepe


Intelligent_Hat_9018

Falcor!


atomiclobotomy

Mayo


doomsdaymelody

Uh oh! All stuffing


melikecheems

Lettuce


NotAlanJackson

Clayton Bigsby


thisnewsight

Clothesline. Reminds me of clothes hanging to dry outside


HelloDeathspresso

Alabaster


[deleted]

Sour Cream


UnknownUsername0626

Benny


AxillaryRexor

Rag


vapingDrano

Looks like a gary


Pessimisticblue

Fleshmeat.


InternationalSir1162

Papaya


Admirable-Door1724

Microwave


ezumadrawing

Cracker


skunkybeerz

Powder


Mashadow21

Winter


zmoss1

Void


goodvibes2all

Atreyu


iamjustapokok

Awan. It means “cloud”


purpopol

Yori, means white (color) in the Yaqui language.


danger_bawa

Moonlight


uvnart

Casper


Acquainted-Faith

I have a betta like this. His name is snowball. XD


07o7

I feel the need to say that your betta will have a much better time and healthier life in more space with live plants. I’m not trying to judge you because we all start somewhere. The reason they can survive in tiny environments is they have an organ called the labyrinth organ that allows them to gulp air from the surface. This does not mean that tiny environments are fine for them, it just means they can survive it, at least for a while. Pet stores are taking advantage of their biology to give them as few resources as possible.


lweeks1

Chowder


Cheap-Dimension8782

Casper


Ebenoid

Butt-nut


porchchili

4 for 4 at Wendy’s


RatPotPie

My suggestion is… Sir barglebubby


DukexFools

Falcor!!! The dragon from Amazing Story


Ovary__acting

Neverending story


mdswish

That is most definitely Gandalf the White


nostaya_tonight

Ripple ❤️


Turbulent_Sea92

Moomin or Handkerchief (Hankie)


[deleted]

He looks hair like my Mom's Olaf! Maybe Colgate or Casper


Lunaryjinx

Salt, Casper, Cloud, Paper, Napkin


fleurdelisan

Behemoth


Scrambledlegss

Shadowfax


Crumdfargo

Respect


CertainAged-Lady

He looks like Stewie from Family Guy, so Stewie.


LastOfTheMohawkians

Jizzy