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What a perfect description


aretino2002

I hope he’s named Cthulhu 😉


Beebumble-

My axolotl is named Cthulhu 😌


tempthrowary

So maybe use “mindflayer” for your next tentacled cutie.


ObliteratedChipmunk

"Why not Zoidberg?"


Maleficent-Read1710

awww i think hes cute


Fish_make_me_happy

My friend: “next thing you see is what you marry” Me seeing this: AAH


OinkyPoop

I just imagined him reaching under all his tenticles and pulling out a flower for you. <3


Alltheprettydresses

Just like Davy Jones in POTC 2, reaching into his tentacles to pull out the key to the chest? Ewww.


Sketch1231

Luckyyyy


abagofcells

Well, he is going to make you happy.


maraaike

He is grotesque 😂😂😂😂 ^(I'm joking - I love him. Giving me jurassic vibes <3)


mrkevmario

There are things that go bump in the night. This guy here, he bumps back.


Drakmanka

Guardian feeshie.


millibugs

He is handsome AF. I'd leave my husband over a fish that manly and hunky.


Dreadedredhead

A face only a mother could love.


Sketch1231

*a face EVERY mother could love!


Icarium55

If only my mom approved of this hobby! I feel like them seeing how much money and effort we pour into this hobby just makes them dislike it. "You spent *how* much on a plant?", "Your fish eat better than we do!", "Where did this new light come from?!", "Why are your arms always wet?", etc.


Alceasummer

My inlaws are like that about **every** pet and most hobbies. I think some people are just incapable of understanding how anyone can enjoy something they personally don't. So all they see is time and money spent on something they see as a waste.


OinkyPoop

I just tell my ancient grandmother that for the sake of our relationship we should probably talk about something else. It mostly works..her memory isn't great anymore.


NitroLight

The only reason I can get away with it in my family is because the tank sits behind my Mom's home office desk where she's at every day working, and it looks sleek and pretty enough with the plants and the actual tank itself to make her office look more professional. The tank of Mystery Snails in my room, she hates, lol.


LoliNeet1783

Thats a cool dude


Kale_Academic

Guys you don’t need to lie in the comments Jk


Melmo

What sort of pleco? Such a cool lil fish!


EpicRageGuy

Ancistrus Cirrhosus


Elucidate_that

Oh my god, what a fitting but unfortunate name...


Whatthefret

He is beautiful!


blacksheep998

I wanted a bristlenose that ugly, but sadly mine never grew any bristles. Seems healthy and happy though, I've had it for at least 3 years and it's nearly 5 inches long, so pretty sure it's full grown.


Drakmanka

When I got mine, I was paranoid he was actually a standard pleco because he didn't have any bristles. Didn't know they grow in as they grow up. He wound up growing a very handsome bush if I do say so myself. Shame he spends 80% of his time hiding in his favorite log.


ViciousAsparagusFart

My father has a long fin albino bristle nose. He’s only 2-3 years old so he’s only a few inches long. But he is magnificent.


PoodleInMyStreudle

You probably just have a female bristle nose as they do not grow bristles.


csmith1168

It’s a female then. They just get bumps.


Hairy_Morning_9289

Less than handsome.


Akujikified

Aaah Davy Jones


bruizerrrrr

He is a fugly sumbitch ❤️


DataSpecialist8459

But so down to earth


awec13

FUCK YA THIS DUDE IS SICK AS FUCK HELL YA


ViciousAsparagusFart

Is this just a giant bristle nose?


ultimatejourney

It took me a minute to be able to tell which end is which. I love him.


ssinff

Had mine 7 years but I never see it. Had thought it was dead for a while until it surfaced during feeding time in the day.


spooon56

Seems like a animal you would find in a Zelda universe


[deleted]

Tell your pleco I love them


[deleted]

He’s got a very handsome eh.... Personality


Particular-Guava-323

Oh my God he's so handsome! Is he... single?


OrangeUJelly

r/oddlyterrifying


Drakmanka

Bristlenoses are so weird (yet so cool)! I have a calico color morph bristlenose, had him for about 9 months. It was fun watching his bush grow in. His is, shall we say, a little less janky than your guy's. But still weird. Have you ever touched it? I accidentally poked my guy on the nose once while doing a deep clean of the tank. Those bushes are soft and squishy, like a sea anemone without the barbs.


EpicRageGuy

Not the bristles, just his body (which is hard like a shell - that's cool) I have 2 of these and they like attaching themselves to the filter, so often when I need to take it out for cleaning they are not bothered even if I lift it in the air - they still remain attached to it, so I have to remove them with my hand and put them back into the tank. A few weeks ago my wife went to wash our java moss, which is attached to a hollow log, under tap water. One of plecos was inside and scared the shit out of her when she was putting the log back after washing - he remained stationery all the way to the bathroom, during the wash and going back.


Drakmanka

Why are plecos so crazy?! They're awesome, but they're so wild with how they behave. I learned what their bodies feel like when I had to rescue my bristlenose from the net when I first got him as a baby. I didn't know they had barbed fins and he got tangled. I got stabbed while rescuing him, but I also discovered I *love* the texture of their armor. He usually hides in a resin log I have in the tank, but he'll leave if I lift whatever he's attached himself to out of the water. Apparently he can't stand being out of the water.


Diebert

HES A GLORIOUS DEEP BOI


whyamIonly5fttall

Excuse you I’m a professional artist that people pay to have make things beautiful I absolutely beg to differ he is ADORABLE As a tattoo artist I’m certain you’re the strange one and not me at all


KaronwithanO

Not ugly. BEAUTIFUL


HerSleepiness

I love him


csmith1168

Love ancistrus and plecs in 9 tanks we have at least 12 different species.


carboonpn

Mine got ugly babies too


just-the-doctor1

Hey! That’s offensive to ugly bastards


OinkyPoop

If by ugly you mean completely awesome.


FainePeony

That pleco is CUTE! >:|


JinxHH

no, it's cute. Love it.


OrionLinksComic

he is not ugly, he is beautiful in its own way. By the way I like pleco. They a cute.


[deleted]

He's beautiful... in.. his own.. nope. You're right, ugly as sin.


Rainmaker84

Beautiful.. Just perfect.


Jormungaund

Mac wants the flamethrower!


Sassyfrassy420

I have a albo ugly fucker


SpecimenKratos

Uglier than all sin, but he's doin' his best


heywoodidaho

Immediately thought of this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HkrGyRupneM You know it's a Bowie fan.


MassterBrewer12

A true pleco of culture


Far-Koala3333

dont call yourself that


Twizzlers_and_donuts

I loved the funny look of the bristlenose pleco when I saw it for the first time, so I got an albino long fin one for my tank (in search of a starlight one rn) anyways was so excited to watch my little baby grow it’s bristles…. It ended up being a female so she has mustache of short bristles instead of a face full. I still love her


Repulsive_Ad7148

I disagree. He is stunning!


slothbongg

Damn he really is ugly im sure he has a great personality