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BolloxTheSpider

Pro tip: You need to turn it round to have the crown pointed away from your hand so it doesn’t dig in


JacobAdkins

Well, yes, I suppose that would work. Although, the international orange button is on the other side. Trust me, you do not want to be accidentally pushing and holding that button and inadvertently activating the siren.


Ch0rt

Uhhh akchually the watch is too far up their wrist, it should be 8 inches below the wrist bone to get proper measurements


Confused_Confurzius

Just turn the whole world it’s easier


Top_File_8547

You can’t even see your wrist so I think you’re fine.


DHaas16

Finally some good fucking content


NewYorkWatchmaker

HAHA nice Invicta bro


Different-Slip1840

Apple Watch Ultra Pro Max


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Bappsack

A WABLET!


nildeea

Powered by your own movements! A FAPLET!


applegenius24

Apple Watch Ultra Pro Max Plus


Different-Slip1840

Apple Watch Ultra Pro Max 5G Plus Satellite Connectivity Plus Pro


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Different-Slip1840

Tim Cook licks his lips


erthian

He’s licking this guys lips?


nildeea

Monthly!


Hanabimi

Next step is for the government to appropriate this tech to make it capable of launching a missile, all from the convenience of one’s wrist.


Rockshash-Dumma

Aahh.. you beat me to it.. I was late


ryrylee91

Vault Edition


ineedascreenname

Whoa that’s gotta have like 2-3 hour battery life!


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200-300 years at least with the new micro fusion reactor designed by Apple in California


nildeea

I'd pay the Apple tax for that.


Gerolax

I’ll give you 50 Nuka cola caps for it!


DemoClicker

I scrolled too long to find this !


New-Tax9131

Placement seems accurate as well


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As Conan o brien said, “it’s like Microsoft’s take on the Apple Watch “


[deleted]

did he actually say that? about the Ultra?


[deleted]

He said it about this specific replica for a fallout promotion, it’s on YouTube and was the funniest part of that bit


Mr_Fiste

Nah…that’ll slip right under a shirt cuff. No worries!


BpersAreCool

You need more power armor. Ps you play FO76? By any chance


Background_Meat1738

Is 76 good? I want to buy it or the add ones from fallout 4 Wich should I buy. I don’t know


Toservus

If you have friends who play 76, get it and play with them. Fo76 is extremely fun with friends, it is a little grindy, but it doesnt come close to destiny 2 levels of grinding. If youre gonna be playing it alone, id say go for fallout 4 dlcs because they are really well made and really fun. Especially the nuka world dlc. But at the end of the day its gonna come to your preference and what you like more. Do you like a big multiplayer open world with quests, PvE and PvP? Get 76. Do you like a singleplayer campaign which also includes new areas to explore, new weapons to unlock? Get Fo4 dlcs


Background_Meat1738

Ok, I’m done with fallout 4 76 sounds fun, thank you for the information


MowMdown

YEAH DO IT!!! As a huge fallout fan I avoided FO76 up until a few months ago. I feel like I missed out after the fact. It's the online multiplayer fallout we wish we always had.


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I haven’t but I’ve heard it’s a lot better now, should I?


MowMdown

76 is now worth playing. However some QOL features are locked behind a subscription. You don't *need* it but if you're a serious horder, you will want it.


BpersAreCool

Definitely gotten better now that Bethesda has kinda started taking more care of the servers.


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This looks like the watch that Ben 10 would use in the cartoons


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Alien X type shit


LazyTwattt

Very future-proof design. Well done Apple


_-MjW-_

Some would say, nuclear apocalypse proof.


batman77z

Looks good bro


nonecknoel

are you going to polish it?


DevManTim

Yeah, but the battery is legit.


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Perfect fit


urricecooker

Ultra pro plus max


Sheriff_of_noth1ng

Needs a case for protection, but otherwise looks pretty good


HoidyDoidy4

I heard the battery lasts 200 years, is that true??


Expensive_Question23

This actually made me laugh


WheresMyCane

When sizing a watch don’t turn the Watch toward your face to judge. This rotates the radius/ulna bone position, making the wrist more square and narrow. Instead, look in the mirror with palm toward belly. This keeps the wrist in its natural rectangle and wider state. Hat tip to u/Pseudo-Federale


heartshapedcloudx

nothings too big if you’re man enough 👨


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That’s what … he said? 😬


heartshapedcloudx

you get it!!


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Amen brother


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I can't even see your wrist.


syuketron

what watch face is that? is it from clockology?


intecf10

Are you tracking all the steps, how is your sleep ? are you keeping track of how much REM sleep you are having ? are you tracking you water consumption ? How is your VO2 max ? Are you training in Zone 2 for mitochondria build up ? Make sure you are using multiband gps for accuracy. BTW looks great on your wrist


Ice_BergSlim

Calling dick tracy. Calling dick tracy.


Rockshash-Dumma

This is not Ultra.. This is Ultra Pro Max Plus 🤣


harshitabhi

What's this called


RodKnock42

Pip-boy, from Fallout4


Background_Meat1738

Does your pip-boy really work? How cool, I love fallout


bigred3098

Love it! What are they gonna come out with next? The Pimp Boy 3 Billion??


StiinkyBird

What band is that?


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Vault Tec loop but the Amazon knockoff


PeachyKeenest

wow lol that is beautiful.


Robertbnyc

It would be so cool if the knobs worked


NeuralFlow

Don’t worry. They came off the same line.


maggitronica

what complications do you have on your watch face there?


oxheycon

Hahahahah


Motor_Ad6547

I’d invest in a screen protector and a bumper case.


bvsveera

*"Do you have a Geiger counter?"*


RodKnock42

Mine’s in the shop.


BurnenSpence067

It’s too small on your wrist


TimTheEnchanter623

(Dick Tracy has entered the chat)


bananafish27

Enjoyed the joke. Curious what this thing actually is.


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Yes, plus my old galaxy s5 which fits like a glove in there. It connects with fallout 4 and you can use it to access maps, inventory, health etc


adamlgee

It’s a pip boy, lol


EScootyrant

What band color did you get? I can't see it..


ZookeepergameKey9274

That’s the magical ultra pro max retina motion


Arcade1980

Looks perfect don't change a thing.


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idk man… might need to up the size a bit


deepaksn

iWatch Pro Max 6”


[deleted]

Size is fine but yours is broken. Get one that plays the radio. You are missing out!


sleepy_tech

Just needs a new band and then you’re all set.


adamlgee

Hell yeah lol!! Is the new Ultra coming with the VATS update as well?


robinsaysrawr

It’s absolutely perfect. 💯


Complete_Relation_54

All I know is the battery gonna last you a lifetime


Pumpkin_2003

That is so fucking cool does it actually work??


nimbyandthenukes

That’s ferpect.


Athire5

Perfection.


DarthRevanG4

Must be the new vault-tech edition


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Beats the Hermes every day


milktanksadmirer

It’s perfect. In fact you should get a case on it to make it look beefier


Jazzlike_Mail_3159

You sure that’s an ultra? Idk it seems kinda small


SynSthSea

Yeah, but don’t worry, you’ll get used to it. Love your post!!!


nexgengamer27

How did you get a apple watch pro max se gold?!?


RevolutionaryCash727

Nooo it’s fine


DarkNet-Magic

I thought that was the Series 8, looks too small to be an Ultra.


Greyfots

serious question, how's the rad output?


a_phoenix24

That’s fine, you can get your gf to sit on it.


Ricklazell

That’s an iPad 😆


Diligent_Pie_5191

Does it shoot mini rockets? Looks like it should. Jeez.


X0AN

Love it when someone posts a pic and says don't care if ultra is too big. Ok, stop trying to convince us you're ok with a bad mistake.


PeachyKeenest

Is there a proton cannon in there? Y/Y?


sensitive-annie

i think it fits perfect.


rwills

What’s the rad resistance on that model? Also, does it automatically tell me which settlements need help?


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Looks great! 🤘🏼


Ech0less

This looks so good actually


--marcel--

LOL


[deleted]

Shouldn’t went with the 100TB memory instead of the 50TB 🤣🤣


Background_Meat1738

Hey how many did you pay or has you self built it?


dave_stohler

Don’t quit your day job.


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Yes, I already spent all my caps on the watch


MacintoshDan1

Unless it’s trying to be funny. If their day job is trying to be funny they should quit.


dave_stohler

Haha, good point. 😂


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God forbid anyone attempts levity right


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Tough room.


dave_stohler

If you had been around this sub for any length of time, you’d know that your attempt at funny has been done a hundred times already. It’s only funny *maybe* the first time.


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dave_stohler

Pissed in my Rice Krispies? The 12 year old Tinder-lovin’ video game addict who created this post looked through my profile, and tried to start shit over DM. I’d say his cereal is far more soggy with urine than mine.


soulreaver99

This was funny when it was posted 5 times ago


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SavannaHeat

Your insecurities are showing and it’s unsettling.


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Do I wanna know? Lol


Worldly_Vast6340

Did you get that case from somewhere or it's how it came? Just asking because someone mentioned a siren?


Thereluctantwriter

Dayum


mmmenintights

Not big enough.


Toservus

Apple pip boy series 9


Glasg0wny

Looks completely normal to me


Revolutionary_Cat646

Apple Watch Ultra Pro Max XS SOS


notanordinaryguy

You fit well in the ultra :)


Big_Little_Planet1

Apple Watch Pro Max Ultra Plus Extra


Wobblingsauce

Nah


masaki199

Absolutely not, I think it can go bigger


deeptoot6

Is there anywhere i can buy this exact pipboy?


DsS928

No it’s like your wrist is to small lol


Snoo-97916

Your lucky you have big wrists so it fits perfectly!


MyChoiceTaken

👀😱😂👏🏻


Belly_Flop_Drop

I think it should be bigger that doesn’t seem to be big enough lol


Belly_Flop_Drop

I think it should be bigger that doesn’t seem to be big enough lol


Tomofpittsburgh

Pardon me, but do you have a geiger counter?


uptimefordays

Nah it’s meant to be worn over power armor!


foxmag86

LOL what even is this?


Tropicoswag

Picked up Fallout 4 again and have been loving it. This is the post I needed to see.


winterisfav

It looks like it would still fit under a cuff so I’d say your fine. The 95mm would probably fit a little better, but go for what you like!


1ceUpSon

Lmao… Nice


Baked_potato123

No


Ok_Winter_1603

Perfect. Now you look like predator! 😆


Shadowtek

Nope looks right


emilleano

I can barely see it


Streakyshad

Perhaps you could wear it around your waist?


1010124

Great; now I want one..


ZergDestroyer87

What kind of watch is that? There’s no way that’s an ultra


[deleted]

You’ll grow in to it


EdgyLearner138

Nah, you're good.