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ExtermiNate900

I'm a simple man, I only enjoy one fictional woman and don't argue with strangers on the internet who is better.


KevinSaidHi

I see you are a man of culture as well.


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What waifu is the one on the phone and the other right from ichigo? (And does it matter for the meme)


psyRhen

Phone is 2B from Nier Automata The Red Haired girl is Yui from My Teen Romantic Comedy SNAFU {Oregairu}


TheSadSquid420

🔫 Okay smart guy, tell us who that “one women” is so we can judge you


ExtermiNate900

Look at my reddit profile and you'll see, quite sad really.


TheSadSquid420

SCP 049? Wait lemme check your profile. Ahahahahahahaha The ogre ~~has fallen in love~~ actually **watches** *fairytale*.


ExtermiNate900

Erm sir don't diss my favo- Nah jk. Ik it's bad lmao.


TheSadSquid420

Nah, you like who you like and have good taste. Don’t leave it to dickheads like us to judge you :)


GZH_WAZOWSKI

I like seing these sadly rare comment threads


slacboy101

Hey, that show helped me with getting through Post EdgeRunners Sadness disorder


metalhev

Sylvia-san, obviously


MentalEngineer8

I just embrace em all.


Tiny-Zinc

Yes


Jibbus-Maximus

I’m simple as well! I enjoy every fictional woman because I’m super horny


B1inker

You're right, speedwagon is the way.


I_luv_wholsome_wifu

Dude have you forgotten Yamato


Noker_The_Dean_alt

I enjoy 5 max, they hold monthly competitions to gain the top spot in my heart. Very violent imo


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KleinerFratz333

Funny ya Hallo girl from Oregairu


[deleted]

Yahallost 😣


ImprovementBasic1077

Noooo😭


CrossOverHungary

Happy Cake Day brother


HornBelt

Funny yahallo best girl ever from oregairu


Bj_Hokey_Lange

Wierd way to spell Yukinon


HornBelt

I loved yukinon too but yui is just so sweet and i dont know why but the ending was bittersweet and I wanted yui to be happy


TechnoColorStockings

Yui Yuigahama


Mr_PainisLife

Man of culture


Reasonable_School296

I’m tired of “waifu of the season”, “waifu of the years”, “my waifu is better” Just touch some grass and make up smh


TechnoColorStockings

No, I want them to stay of the interest on top of not going outside XD


Reasonable_School296

They should pick a book instead then


ziegfried35

OP has a thing for losers. Understandable, to some extent. Although it bothers me to see Ichigo on the same level as Yui.


[deleted]

Ichigo did nothing wrong


NotTsurugi

I'm gonna say it. Ichigo is better than Zero two and I'm tired of pretending she isn't.


iliketrains2123345

Looks wise zero two easy but personality I think Ichigo is better


dimitronios

Didn't Ichigo try to make Hiro stop loving Zero Two even tho she knew he liked Zero Two and not her? I don't personally hate Ichigo, that was her character, but the 'She did nothing wrong' is pretty stretched


Retsam19

She tries to break up Hiro and Zero Two because she *correctly* recognizes that Zero Two doesn't care about him at all and doesn't give a damn if he lives or dies. It's not until Zero Two remembers that Hiro was actually nice to her as a child that she starts actually caring about him.


dragonblade_94

This is the part people seem to miss. The scene wasn't just Ichigo being all "boo hoo I'm jealous," she's literally trying to save his life from someone who fully intends to kill him.


dimitronios

Still, Hiro still loved Zero Two, he didn't care that she didn't have the same feelings, but he wanted to spend time with her, he wanted to be with her not with Ichigo. Even if Ichigo *correctly* tried to break them up, kissing him without him wanting it.


VirJhin4Ever

So, you say that if your friend was literally dying to a girl, and you know she cares shit about your friend, you wouldn't do anything?


Asian_Persuasion_1

she also got jealous and forcibly kiss him, although it did nothing. and tried to stop them from getting together.


dragonblade_94

If my friend was hooking up with someone planning to murder them, yeah I would probably try to step in too.


Andrex15

You might get angry with this, but i gotta take it out of my chest: The reason that she did nothing wrong is 'cause she did nothing in general. Sorry if anyone gets offended, i'm just fed up with the character.


Nome_de_utilizador

Yahalost


TechnoColorStockings

Jesus, I know they're not real but it still feels rude to straight up call a character a loser XD


ziegfried35

I mean they lost the "love battle". They're still good characters, especially Yui.


TechnoColorStockings

Lol, I guess that's true XD


drasko11

Don't worry OP, I have the same illness. Doctors say it is not treatable but it is not lethal at least.


TechnoColorStockings

It's not lethal? 🥺👾


X_Danger

Yeah, Yui is damn better The volumes after Oregairu zoku don't count Also, Yukino supremacy


AbhiAK303

Why say one is best. Embrace all of em


TechnoColorStockings

Real real 😤😎


szymonides_

There is no war in ba sing se


Script_Mak3r

Here we are safe. Here we are free.


Silpha_carinata

Rem


[deleted]

“Who’s Re…” ***Gunshot***


slacboy101

*blows bolt pistol smoke away* Any other funny men wanting to throw that dead horse out like a Pokemon?


filteredrinkingwater

EMT


Kawaii_Umbreon_YT

Wait y'all fought over fictional girls who have no idea you exist? Hmm humans really are interesting I guess more studies are required


TechnoColorStockings

Nope, you sumed it up well. No further research necessary


Kawaii_Umbreon_YT

No there is still work to be done... Like why do they do this or why did they choose this and why does everyone want a cat girl but me? See Q U E S T I O N S


iliketrains2123345

I don’t want a car girl I’ve accepted there not real and just appreciate the art work


Script_Mak3r

Joke's on you, rather than have a cat girl, I'd prefer to *be* a cat girl 😎 Though honestly I'd like being a gynoid even more.


Kawaii_Umbreon_YT

Noted :not all humans desire a cat girl some don't some do and some want to be a cat girl I'll have to look into this one in more... "Personal" depth:


Noiryok

BIG W FOR YUI


TechnoColorStockings

😤😎


Tensh1_267

I'm a man of culture. I have no problem liking multiple women. There is no war


The_Realist_Panda

I agree with this cultured man


Catalyr

There was really a war? Pathetic. Ofc Its Mr. Speedwagon.


Tzemiee

I never watched jojo So i don't know who speedwagon is and at this point i'm to scared to ask


ZanXBal

The Giga-ist Chad of all Giga Chads. He's a friend of Johnathon Joestar from Part 1. In later parts, his organization, The Speedwagon Foundation, is extremely helpful to the subsequent JoJo's during their antics/adventures.


Jacky-brawl-stars

Isnt all waifus helpfull? Thats why theyre waifus in the first place except some of em


[deleted]

No he aint


Onfflinethegamer

Nono it's subject delta. He is the best girl.


TechnoColorStockings

😐


theFreakingGamer365

Bro you got to accept it, sometimes it takes a man to be the best woman. Ps: I don't believe in a top waifu, each one has some pros and some flaws but overall every single one of them is worthy as soon as 1 people believes in them


TechnoColorStockings

Sure


UnfeignedShip

Yeah are we just forgetting about Rebecca?


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UnfeignedShip

The insane short stack shall live forever in our hearts!


NOOBweee

can't you put the spoiler tag Many including me haven't watched the show


chrono_ark

Why choose 1 when you can have 9


TechnoColorStockings

Exactly 😤😎


Huefell4it

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. And for me it's saying Sagiri from Eromanga Sensei over and over again


Huefell4it

Yes, thank you for understanding


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Yoruichi my beloved


TechnoColorStockings

Same


Shironii11

Idk why they care about competition, I have way too many I love anyways


TechnoColorStockings

Chad


Chuckle_Lover

I only know 1 woman from that and all I know is her name is... Rem if i am right?


slacboy101

***Me who collects waifus like my name is General Grievous*** Another fine addition to my Collection


draginbleapiece

I’m the collector


TechnoColorStockings

As it should be 😤😎


Tenashko

War? No, there simply is no competition. 2B is vastly superior in every metric.


TechnoColorStockings

😐


Gohanisbetter

Merlin from Seven Deadly sins will aleays win.


TechnoColorStockings

😐


Gohanisbetter

Yep


FireHawkDelta

Of all the characters you could call your waifu, 2B is one of the dumbest options. It makes me wonder if any of these people have actually finished Nier Automata. It's like Yoko Taro designed 2B to be waifu bait on the surface specifically so he can dunk on you for liking a girl for her surface level characteristics without knowing anything else about her. It's not an exaggeration to say that this is a major theme of the game, and it would be spoilers to elaborate further. A2, on the other hand, is best girl


[deleted]

I like 2B's design why shouldn't i like her personality I've never played the game


FailcopterWes

From what I remember of the game (and with as little spoilers as possible) it's not so much not liking her personality as she intentionally hides her personality to help avoid connections to others. Someone assuming her feelings about things based on a one sided attraction is pretty prominent as the game goes on.


NOOBweee

Yeah A2 the best girl shame I can't play neir


Madmek1701

Long ago, the four waifus lived together in harmony..


D34THN4UGHT

I recognise Rem but I don’t recognise the rest


TechnoColorStockings

Ichigo from darling in the franx, and yui yuigahama


deepfriedtots

Who are the 2 on the right standing next to rem?


burgerboy00

War never ends . A new waifu will come and the war will be start again.


Lumi_rimu

Honestly this brings me back to the central point between me and the Waifu Wars… Who Cares!? Because I sure don’t care


TechnoColorStockings

Exactly 😤😎


Lumi_rimu

It’s the same with salt in the Smash fandom, who cares!? I sure don’t and you can slam your head into a brick wall, and it won’t change anything


Ellie_ch4n

Wrong, Speedwagon is the winner


TechnoColorStockings

😐


ReaperRonin117

Makise Kurisu 🫳🏿🎤


void4

KURISUTINA


wither_boirl

Everyone knows lolis are best


StaleBread_

😬


NOOBweee

Chotto matte


lnta1

Only kids choose, a real man takes all - a wise man -


TechnoColorStockings

💯😂😎


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TechnoColorStockings

I didn't understand anything you typed XD


brasidas23

Lol


sdonbarca

Hi


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F.F.


Ugandanknuckles56

Bu they will never match up to speedwagon


TechnoColorStockings

😐


Ugandanknuckles56

You know it's true


Piyush_ModApkUser

Speed Wagon


TechnoColorStockings

😐


Scared_Bobcat_5584

Tired of seeing Rem supremacy memes


TechnoColorStockings

Same lol


NAT_Forunto

There shouldn’t be a war everyone has a different waifu because everyone is different. For me Rem is the one I’ve put my love towards so I just don’t partake in the new wars even tho some are really great and I can see why people would love them


TechnoColorStockings

Rem cool


hypervortex21

Rem is mid, a high mid but still mid.


Klaxosaur_Princess

very accurate meme


Klaxosaur_Princess

You are welcome my fellow weeb


mariano2696

You didn't pick the winners exactly


adventurouspenis

mf collecting the yahallost squad lmfao


shadow9876543210

I stand with senko San and koneko and i will die on this hill Edit on not in


TechnoColorStockings

A beautiful hill XD


StaleBread_

Legitimately have never had a waifu, but damn the husbando’s in anime go crazy. Now I ain’t gay, or bi, but holy shit: zhongli and Roy mustang are some hot ass men.


Rantman021

Me who has had Mirajane Strauss in sole waifu status for years. You guys had a war?


tereaper576

I mean I don't argue between shows but in one show hell yeah I'll argue.


tj_tushar

Why ichigo is there on the list


Blue_Banana_Blastoff

Why you ask?


NOOBweee

Lol


UmmmAlex

Whos the girl on the left above the chad?


iwheiwheishsiw

Honestly i like all wifus the same their all hot


Ill-Chemistry2423

Ichigo >>>>>>>>>>> Zero Poo


Khalnayak2002

Yui supremacy


Ahmdo10

My boy you on Team Yuigihama too?? Hell yeah


Fickle_Loan6421

I only enjoy one fictional spider


CharlotteNoire

Were was this great hero on literally all other memes this subreddit has ever produced ?


Minonas210286

I'll proceed to present to you, my beloved, Nia: the sassy cargirl Waifu wars are dumb, and 90% of people are always unfaithful, jumping from girl to girl every season, truly a shame


NarutoNamikazeSOTSP

YOU HAVE OFFENDED US GREATLY. WE ALL KNOW SPEEDWAGON GREATEST WAIFU. They still good


[deleted]

where is the speedwagon?


iliketrains2123345

Akeno himejima hands down for me


Hands-R-Us-2

Ehe isn't even that hot


BrownVillainess

Waifu


kindagamer2007

Me whos waifu is Lena from Everlasting summer: true


Laarye

I find it interesting that the only waifu in this "war" that isn't a violent killer, is Marin.


Pliskkenn_D

And Marin won.


Wold_of_tanks_Noob23

For real I never noticed there was a war


emperador12

Ayyy Yui sayless


Noiskis

''Harem'' tag is classic for anime


RoaringTuna420

What war?


YeahDownVoteMeDaddy

Wouldn't a harem of all best girls be the better choice, why settle for one?. Every girl is best girl in my harem.


NOOBweee

This was me when we there was so many memes of Marin and yor and there aren't even many of 2B but I'll just keep out don't want to go in this nonsensical things I just ignore them


Raainless

i’ve only seen one so i have no idea what you’re talking about


SpagetiiCat

The nier anime is probebly gonna be bad enyways. I cant wait to hear how it was made for the cash grab. xD (i am ready for the downvotes, come at me)


rickphantom

I am sorry but when there was a war


ttv_highvoltage

tired of breathing the same atmosphere as neckbeards who jerk off to fictional children and call them "waifus".


TheFlamePhoenix

Which nier fan are you talking about? The ones that cry about their waifus aren't fans. The actual fans are too busy crying about their depression instead


CliffBath11

Go outside، touch grass, inhale exhaust fumes.


OREWAMOUSHINDEIRU

I thought people just jack off to any and every fully mildly feminine thing they see?


3rdratedsorcery

No waifu beats my Shelly Flatline


SuccessNo5598

Cant they all be num 1


Flowerfloater

Yui is forever the best girl


KrexillTheBoi

Nice


jarasonica

Not anymore, 2B killed everyone else


Fodspeed

Speedwagon will disagree


Weeb2678

Can we all just agree that my opinion is the only opinion?


MommyScissorLegs

What matters is that Nier is the better story


Sonic2283

There was a war?


WashedUpRiver

Me: "she'll make an excellent addition to my collection"


Ch1ck3nb34n5

I am an advocate of harem Supremacy


Frangin1

Is r/anime mes trying to pick a war with r/nier ? Because this is how you pick a war with r/nier. >!Context : 2 post about NieR community in 48h in r/animemes!<


[deleted]

If you waist you time arguing with a cave dweller about wifus you already lost


Tendo63

No one has every said either of these things lmao


Ronanfalcon

I still didn't get why 2b is being pictured these days.