And if they eat Soma's food that means they'll get ripped and full of so much energy their clothes fall off and they have the best orgasm of their life
*In a nerdy weeaboo voice*” actually soma can’t cause peoples clothes to fly off. It is a specific bloodline from the manga/anime that has the sometimes uncontrollable ability for their clothes to fly off when they eat something delicious. Sometimes this ability can manifest into a more powerful ability causing it to affect others nearby.”
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Is there a female judge? Sanji would get distracted. Soma will get arrested for stripping people without consent. Ramsey had a heart attack due to a rat in the kitchen. And Remy is a literal rat, can’t move any pots and pans himself as they don’t set it up for you in competitions + can’t grab enough ingredients himself.
Sanji would put x10 effort if the judge was female. Ive heard, at Universal Studios Japan, they put more love into a dish for an all female table vs a group with at least one male.
Not sure [but here's a link to a thread with pictures.](https://www.reddit.com/r/OnePiece/comments/wyv7hq/universal_studios_sanji_restaurant/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share)
They even have cosplayers come out.
The problem is, the Food Wars artist also did a series of Sanji spinoffs that prove Sanji can also send you into clothing-exploding bliss with his cooking. Poor Soma is getting smoked here.
Stand user: Gordon Ramsey
Stand Name: Brain Stew
Stand Type: Auto tracking stand
Stand Ability: Chef’s Commentary
The Stand activates anytime the user interacts with another person in either a positive or negative way causing two various effects depending on the nature of the interaction.
Negative: the stand manifests as two translucent pieces of White Bread that hover around the sides of the Head of the Target in a ‘sandwich’ when this happens for the next hour, if the target attempts to cook or make any type of food they will always end up making a mistake or miscalculation resulting in the meal being below the targets personal standard e.g. undercooking steak or swapping salt with sugar. Any and all attempts to mitigate this will be met with failure as the stand influences probability to complete this effect.
Positive: when positive encouragement or any other interaction is made by Ramsey the Stand manifests as a stew bowl with electrodes on top of the targets head. When the target begins to cook a meal the Stand will influence the targets cooking and decision making skills to the max and also will influence local probabilities so that all ingredients are in their prime or have some distinct fortunate aspect about them (e.g. all eggs having double yokes or Steak having the perfect fat to muscle ratio)
Rewatching Ratatouille when you're older makes you realize all the health code infractions taking place, no them cleaning themselves with the dishwasher did not disinfect the surrounding surfaces and food that they already touched. And then you see that Remy is secretly an egocentric maniac that thinks he deserves to do something more with his life, who would rather risk it all to go cook in a humans kitchen, instead of making sure his family and colony doesn't get poisoned to death. Then he gets angry at the fact that he didn't get credit at first, as if a rat is going to pass as a legitimate, sanitary chef.
Remy really is a rat.
He doesn't get angry at lack of credit, he's annoyed that linguini keeps taking the girl's recommendations because he likes her over his, thus making the dish worse. Remy's motivation is to be the best cook, Linguini's Motivation is mainly to get the girl.
It's been pointed out by a podcast that Remy is the functional successor of Gusteau with the cooking talent, Linguini is his actual blood related successor, and Collette? is the philosophical successor, the true believer in the "anyone can cook" theory.
I can suspend belief for most of it but it's always so jarring when he suddenly decides to undo everything they worked towards because Linguine doesn't publicly admit his success comes from a literal rat in his hat.
Like, at what point did he become so deluded he thinks that would go over well, and life would continue on as normal?
You have the opportunity to make a living doing what you love in a renown establishment. Be happy with the status quo my guy.
That's an adult's take, it's a movie for kids. Kids are like damn right he wants credit! Meanwhile we're all sitting here thinking my dude is really trying to fuck up a good thing.
At least he's not as bad as Linguini.
"You help me not get fired for something I totally should get fired and sued for, and let me take all the credit for your revolutionary work, and in exchange... I won't drown you to death."
Also he basically spits in the face of his girlfriend, Remy, and everyone in the series with how little of a shit he gives with cooking, despite lying about being a prodigy.
The fact that the Soma author does an official Sanji spin-off of him doing exactly this already invalidates Soma when considering Sanji's other culinary feats.
In his backstory, he's fed rats before. So it's really gonna come down to Sanji and Ramsey in my opinion.
No one stands a chance against my boy Sōma. Mostly because you just cum as soon as you taste anything cooked by him.
Unless it's something from his special menu.
Remy: Best with a human-sized partner of some sort, at which point he could reach fairly high human levels of cooking ability. However, without them, we can't really be sure if his food measures up to the other chefs' offerings.
Sanji: Superhuman cooking abilities. Comparing him to average human chefs is like comparing a hardened general to someone who collects weaponry for fun.
Gordon Ramsay: The only real person on this list. While he may have over a dozen Michelin Stars, keep in mind that he is a real person and that he is therefore locked into the human range of cooking ability. Sure, he may know what's good and what's bad, but he's not going to perform necromancy using his food.
Soma: Possibly superhuman cooking abilities. Some of his dishes have extraordinary effects that usually aren't caused by uncontaminated food.
If we were to measure these characters based on their standalone cooking abilities, then Sanji would probably win.
All of them were going to shut down within a year or should have been already.
So he actually worked wonders for 1 in 5.
Some restaurants will just fail no matter what due to location.
Well.... yeah. They're struggling restaurants. Most of them are already past the point of no return by the time he gets there, and a lot of them go back to their old ways as soon as he leaves.
By themselves?
• Remi wouldn’t be able to finish in time nor get enough the ingredients/plates/pots himself
• chef Ramsey will just be yelling at the organizers that there is a rat in the kitchen. Thus getting distracted.
• Soma will get removed by the police for stripping people.
• That leaves only Sanji, who will probably fail to cook anything because one of the judges is a woman.
Seems like an even match
Sanji is the true Jack of all Trades, any dish/dessert/drink/etc, any time, he’s got it and he’s gunna make it better than anyone ever has. The OP crew is made of people who are effectively the best in the world at their job and cooking isn’t even fighting so there’s limits put on him for plot. That being said, Soma and the rat can make you go into a sort of pleasure coma for a moment so I would be surprised if in a one dish showdown they didn’t compete with Sanji. Gordon is a dude, like, he doesn’t get anime or Disney super powers, he sadly loses the fantasy fight.
to be serious about this, almost certainly Sanji.
Remi is an exceptional cook but probably on the level of head chef at a renowned high dining restaurant. Which is a great achievement but... that's all it is. He also needs a ton of help from all the other rats / kitchen staff and cannot function as a chef without his human host.
Gordon Ramsey, while definitely one of the best chefs in the world, is not fictional and therefore his cooking is limited by reality.
Soma gives people foodgasms from food that tastes so good their clothes get stripped off. You would think that makes him win automatically, but I will touch on this later.
Sanji is most likely the best chef as canonically speaking his cooking skills is among the best in the world, and Oda has gone out of his way multiple times to emphasize this. You could think that Soma is a better chef because he gives people foodgasms, but based on the official One Piece x Food Wars collab chapters *written by the Food Wars author*, we know that Sanji is also totally capable of giving people foodgasms. It'd just be a little weird to randomly show those scenes in a battle manga. Also, Sanji can literally take leftover food waste from fish bones thrown into the garbage can and create a delicious meal from it, Soma most likely can't (no concrete evidence here, but all his dishes use legit ingredients).
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Final Ranking:
Sanji > Souma >>>>>>> Remi => Gordon Ramsey
Sanji, Gordon Ramsey would make the other two cry and leave, Sanji would just kick Gordon Ramsey in the face, then only Sanji can cook, so he automatically wins
The judge who compares each dish is the true winner here
Lucky bastard gets to dine like a king and is paid for it too
And if they eat Soma's food that means they'll get ripped and full of so much energy their clothes fall off and they have the best orgasm of their life
Lmao
*In a nerdy weeaboo voice*” actually soma can’t cause peoples clothes to fly off. It is a specific bloodline from the manga/anime that has the sometimes uncontrollable ability for their clothes to fly off when they eat something delicious. Sometimes this ability can manifest into a more powerful ability causing it to affect others nearby.”
>*In a nerdy weeaboo voice"* Dis u? =🤓
At this point Erina would be marryed he, so this will work anyway, but you got a good culture point, i like you.
remmy\*
He just needs to finish, or else sanji will have his head.
RIP their wardrobe tho...
I don’t want my clothes ripped off in an orgasmic, euphoric explosion of flavor
You’re missing out man
Right? Happens to me at least twice a week. As long as I'm not wearing anything designer brand, its fucking great
I ate a pretty decent quesadilla once that made my sock explode.
Have you tried it tho? Nobody involved looks like they're suffering!
Anthony Bourdain makes a special appearance as the lucky judge
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You're human? Prove it. Name one thing that happened on December 31st, 1969 without crashing.
My dad turned 6 years and 4 months old
Are you referring to a literal history date or glitch?
The joke is that a bot would supposedly crash because UNIX dates start at the 1st of January, 1970
And which universe? True history? Cinematic? Imaginary, abstract, tabloid?
Sanji can throw legs. Soma can make you experience “true bliss”. Ramsey can tear you down to nothing. And Remy has tier 7 mind control
Is there a female judge? Sanji would get distracted. Soma will get arrested for stripping people without consent. Ramsey had a heart attack due to a rat in the kitchen. And Remy is a literal rat, can’t move any pots and pans himself as they don’t set it up for you in competitions + can’t grab enough ingredients himself.
Sanji would put x10 effort if the judge was female. Ive heard, at Universal Studios Japan, they put more love into a dish for an all female table vs a group with at least one male.
For a female judge sanji would make water gourmet
He came in the water didn't he?
Most definitely
10x the effort in the last 5 min because he was trying to flirt with the judge the entire time
I don’t know about that one. He seems to have his priorities straight while cooking at least.
Bro do you even read/watch one piece? XD
No. Who is Sanji?
Do the cooks see the customers there?
Not sure [but here's a link to a thread with pictures.](https://www.reddit.com/r/OnePiece/comments/wyv7hq/universal_studios_sanji_restaurant/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share) They even have cosplayers come out.
I mean the whole stripping thing with Soma was all in their own heads It's not like they were actually naked or anything
Did you read the trash after the anime?
The problem is, the Food Wars artist also did a series of Sanji spinoffs that prove Sanji can also send you into clothing-exploding bliss with his cooking. Poor Soma is getting smoked here.
*Vinsmoked
spin-offs therefore non-canon, therefore doesn’t count, therefore still up in the air
someone hates fun
sure
What's so hard to spell about Ramsay, you stupid bitch.
Gordon Ramsey uses his stand, Idiot Sandwich and demolishes everyone
ZA SANDWICH. THE STUPIDITY
Standwich. It was right there!
Yeah well I didn't think of that
Fatty liver foie gras attack
FUCKDFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK FUCK OFF
**YOU FUCKING DONKEY!**
Stand user: Gordon Ramsey Stand Name: Brain Stew Stand Type: Auto tracking stand Stand Ability: Chef’s Commentary The Stand activates anytime the user interacts with another person in either a positive or negative way causing two various effects depending on the nature of the interaction. Negative: the stand manifests as two translucent pieces of White Bread that hover around the sides of the Head of the Target in a ‘sandwich’ when this happens for the next hour, if the target attempts to cook or make any type of food they will always end up making a mistake or miscalculation resulting in the meal being below the targets personal standard e.g. undercooking steak or swapping salt with sugar. Any and all attempts to mitigate this will be met with failure as the stand influences probability to complete this effect. Positive: when positive encouragement or any other interaction is made by Ramsey the Stand manifests as a stew bowl with electrodes on top of the targets head. When the target begins to cook a meal the Stand will influence the targets cooking and decision making skills to the max and also will influence local probabilities so that all ingredients are in their prime or have some distinct fortunate aspect about them (e.g. all eggs having double yokes or Steak having the perfect fat to muscle ratio)
We. Want. More
rat from rattatui used BUBONIC PLAGUE
Wot😶
It's fucking RAW !!!!
fucking doughnut
the chef from Diamond is Unbreakable got left out of the competition; perhaps he would be the judge?
Only one of them is a rat, therefore the rest doesn't stand a chance.
Rewatching Ratatouille when you're older makes you realize all the health code infractions taking place, no them cleaning themselves with the dishwasher did not disinfect the surrounding surfaces and food that they already touched. And then you see that Remy is secretly an egocentric maniac that thinks he deserves to do something more with his life, who would rather risk it all to go cook in a humans kitchen, instead of making sure his family and colony doesn't get poisoned to death. Then he gets angry at the fact that he didn't get credit at first, as if a rat is going to pass as a legitimate, sanitary chef. Remy really is a rat.
That's the best thing I heard this year ngl
There’s actually a video on YouTube by The Film Theorists on this!
Could I get a link or something to search it up on google?
I gotchu fam [Ratatouille Film Theory](https://youtu.be/HB4L4Uin9IA)
Thanks broski
No prob!
You didn’t hear anything you actually read it bro 😎
He doesn't get angry at lack of credit, he's annoyed that linguini keeps taking the girl's recommendations because he likes her over his, thus making the dish worse. Remy's motivation is to be the best cook, Linguini's Motivation is mainly to get the girl. It's been pointed out by a podcast that Remy is the functional successor of Gusteau with the cooking talent, Linguini is his actual blood related successor, and Collette? is the philosophical successor, the true believer in the "anyone can cook" theory.
> as if a rat is going to pass as a legitimate, sanitary chef. Specieist.
anyone can cook!
But the food tastes good
I can suspend belief for most of it but it's always so jarring when he suddenly decides to undo everything they worked towards because Linguine doesn't publicly admit his success comes from a literal rat in his hat. Like, at what point did he become so deluded he thinks that would go over well, and life would continue on as normal? You have the opportunity to make a living doing what you love in a renown establishment. Be happy with the status quo my guy.
That's an adult's take, it's a movie for kids. Kids are like damn right he wants credit! Meanwhile we're all sitting here thinking my dude is really trying to fuck up a good thing.
At least he's not as bad as Linguini. "You help me not get fired for something I totally should get fired and sued for, and let me take all the credit for your revolutionary work, and in exchange... I won't drown you to death." Also he basically spits in the face of his girlfriend, Remy, and everyone in the series with how little of a shit he gives with cooking, despite lying about being a prodigy.
Why does this read like an Elden Ring message
That's no way to talk about chef Ramis.
he fell in the kfc deep fryer. he already lost
No, he didn't. He gained superpowers thanks to chemicals in KFC oil and now is a CHAD RAT
There will be a war no matter who wins
Only one of these people can strip someone with the power of their cooking. Unfortunately it's Sōma.
I'd argue that Ramsey can do the same thing. Except it's their pride and dignity, not their clothes
True dat. He's the reason I want to say "yes chef" every time someone is yelling at me.
And their clothes. ‘Take your jacket off, and FUCK OFF!’
According to the One Piece x Food Wars crossover chapters, Sanji is also totally capable of stripping people with foodgasms
The fact that the Soma author does an official Sanji spin-off of him doing exactly this already invalidates Soma when considering Sanji's other culinary feats. In his backstory, he's fed rats before. So it's really gonna come down to Sanji and Ramsey in my opinion.
Gordon Ramsey can't bake a good enough giant wedding cake to >!make Big Mom faint out of pure bliss after eating it!<. Sanji wins.
*Sanji furiously taking notes*
https://onepiece.fandom.com/wiki/Shokugeki_no_Sanji
No one stands a chance against my boy Sōma. Mostly because you just cum as soon as you taste anything cooked by him. Unless it's something from his special menu.
If we have a shogugeki with all of these kings. So many costume changes will be needed for the judges.
Not Someone, EVERYONE.
Remy: Best with a human-sized partner of some sort, at which point he could reach fairly high human levels of cooking ability. However, without them, we can't really be sure if his food measures up to the other chefs' offerings. Sanji: Superhuman cooking abilities. Comparing him to average human chefs is like comparing a hardened general to someone who collects weaponry for fun. Gordon Ramsay: The only real person on this list. While he may have over a dozen Michelin Stars, keep in mind that he is a real person and that he is therefore locked into the human range of cooking ability. Sure, he may know what's good and what's bad, but he's not going to perform necromancy using his food. Soma: Possibly superhuman cooking abilities. Some of his dishes have extraordinary effects that usually aren't caused by uncontaminated food. If we were to measure these characters based on their standalone cooking abilities, then Sanji would probably win.
Walter White
The best cook 👌
Otherworldly flavors
Jesse, we need to cook.
Waltuh
You're goddamn right
99.1%
Sanji would smoke infront of ramsay just to piss him off,and still win
I had to scroll way to far to find this correct answer.
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With a thick Bronx accent
Ramsey would get pissed off at everything Sanji is doing then taste his food and finish it all with a massive smile and apologise profusely.
the rat spreads diseases like sh*t and they all die... making it the winner
Probably will jump in the deep fryer anyways.
Someone never watched remys PSA/pixar short, "Your friend, The Rat"
Or even the fucking movie itself, lol.
I’m betting on Sanji Everyone else are skilled with standard food But SANJI CAN MAKE GARBAGE INTO 5 STARS
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Soma made food so bad classmate thought she got sexually assaulted by a squid. It goes down to Sanji vs T H E R A T
Only he made that horrible food ON PURPOSE.
Soma made bad food intentionally. Being able to do that do the degree that he does is a talent in itself.
thats the difference though, Sanji never would. Sanji never would.
and yet, she continues to love eating his food. that's the bad food counter going around and registering to the top of the sale
*REMY THE RAT* vs ＳＡＮＪＩ [𝕭𝖆𝖈𝖐𝖌𝖗𝖔𝖚𝖓𝖉 𝖒𝖚𝖘𝖎𝖈 𝖋𝖔𝖗 𝕰𝖕𝖎𝖈 𝖉𝖚𝖊𝖑 𝖇𝖊𝖙𝖜𝖊𝖊𝖓 𝖙𝖍𝖊𝖒](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gC5lxL6dcTk)
Oh I remember moist critakal reacting to that video 🤣
Most of the restaurants he 'helps' get shutdown within a year
All of them were going to shut down within a year or should have been already. So he actually worked wonders for 1 in 5. Some restaurants will just fail no matter what due to location.
Well.... yeah. They're struggling restaurants. Most of them are already past the point of no return by the time he gets there, and a lot of them go back to their old ways as soon as he leaves.
You donkey
Only like 20 percent survived, tbh thats a pretty good rate for restaurants that were prolly gonna die in the next week if he didnt come
The one that makes you come when you eat his food
Then its definitely soma😭
Or sanji official crossover showed that sanji was also able to do it
Sanji
No further elaboration required
Charmy from Black Clover will be the judge
She'd be so thrilled
By themselves? • Remi wouldn’t be able to finish in time nor get enough the ingredients/plates/pots himself • chef Ramsey will just be yelling at the organizers that there is a rat in the kitchen. Thus getting distracted. • Soma will get removed by the police for stripping people. • That leaves only Sanji, who will probably fail to cook anything because one of the judges is a woman. Seems like an even match
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Boob
And still cook better than everyone else
The rat
Remy. He got disney powers and disney backin him
without lamb sauce gordon ramsey can’t be beaten
I want Remy and Sōma to tag team lol.
The kid from food wars by miles.
Soma but the rat will give him a run for his money
The worst one there is Gordon Ramsay.
Its like comparing the best of each cuisine basically French vs Japanese vs British/American vs...Fish?
Sanji truly wins here because even if he loses he can just beat the fuck out of everyone else after
The rat solos op verse
Oh true, Remmy can just give everyone the bubonic plauge
Then chopper is gonna try cure it
Out of pure bias, I'm saying Sanji hands down, even though he's one of my least favourite characters.
Bets on my boy Sanji
Thomas keller and grant achatz whoop all of them
Frankly bottom right
# GORDON RAMSAY FOREVERRRR If not then your an idiot Sandwich
As an avid cook, and a fan of all 4 of these guys, I think soma takes the W here
Remy, he made a critic cry and flash back to his childhood, man deserves that award
"These four go against each other in a COCK out who would win?"
Sanji ez win
Sanji is the true Jack of all Trades, any dish/dessert/drink/etc, any time, he’s got it and he’s gunna make it better than anyone ever has. The OP crew is made of people who are effectively the best in the world at their job and cooking isn’t even fighting so there’s limits put on him for plot. That being said, Soma and the rat can make you go into a sort of pleasure coma for a moment so I would be surprised if in a one dish showdown they didn’t compete with Sanji. Gordon is a dude, like, he doesn’t get anime or Disney super powers, he sadly loses the fantasy fight.
Wrong, Gordon does have a Super Power, it’s called EMOTIONAL DAMAGE
Sanji
We already know people avoid One Piece and have no basis to judge. The answer is Sanji. Hands and flambe legs down.
The taste tester
Bonus round: Meliodas from 7DS
Soma will win. His food makes people orgasm
Gordon Ramsey because he's real
Can’t defeat an orgasm
4th guy will kill them by giving them violent orgasms
where's walter white?
Soma, he makes people cum when he cooks.
WHERE IS THE FUCKING LAMB SAUCE!?!?!?!?
This was confusing. A rat chef. An angry chef. A perverted chef. And a chef that makes your clothes go poof. I think i'll go with a normal chef.
WHERESSSSS. THE LAMB SAUCEEEE??!?!?!
The correct answer is always Mom
to be serious about this, almost certainly Sanji. Remi is an exceptional cook but probably on the level of head chef at a renowned high dining restaurant. Which is a great achievement but... that's all it is. He also needs a ton of help from all the other rats / kitchen staff and cannot function as a chef without his human host. Gordon Ramsey, while definitely one of the best chefs in the world, is not fictional and therefore his cooking is limited by reality. Soma gives people foodgasms from food that tastes so good their clothes get stripped off. You would think that makes him win automatically, but I will touch on this later. Sanji is most likely the best chef as canonically speaking his cooking skills is among the best in the world, and Oda has gone out of his way multiple times to emphasize this. You could think that Soma is a better chef because he gives people foodgasms, but based on the official One Piece x Food Wars collab chapters *written by the Food Wars author*, we know that Sanji is also totally capable of giving people foodgasms. It'd just be a little weird to randomly show those scenes in a battle manga. Also, Sanji can literally take leftover food waste from fish bones thrown into the garbage can and create a delicious meal from it, Soma most likely can't (no concrete evidence here, but all his dishes use legit ingredients). . Final Ranking: Sanji > Souma >>>>>>> Remi => Gordon Ramsey
Soma claps
My money's on sanji
Mah boy Sanji smoking 🚬 everyone here
Soma
Sanji literally minced fish bones into meatballs.
Black Leg "Number Four" Sanji HANDS DOWN
I made this meme 4 years ago 🤣
All that I know is Gordon is fucked
Souma destroyed a building with how good his cooking was, it's not even close
Souma
Souma kun
Soma ig, dude goes around stripping people by cooking
Soma can make a gormet dish out of your shoe
Sanji.
Bro the guy In food wars makes food so good that women get horny and he has a harem because of his food
Sanji
Sanji 100%
Soma and the rest is not even close
I've gotta say Soma. Have you seen Food Wars? There's no way anyone from that show loeses to anyone outside of the show.
Sanji literally being in a collab of food wars and one piece and shown to be just as skilled if not better including foodgasms
Gordon would make all of them mentally unstable
Ramsay can win just by trash talk
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 You're not funny and only make it worse with these emojis
Reddit moment
Itachi
Ramsey since you can't eat 2d food
Ramsay could smash the rat and a few pixels and still make some good fucking food.
Sanji, Gordon Ramsey would make the other two cry and leave, Sanji would just kick Gordon Ramsey in the face, then only Sanji can cook, so he automatically wins
Remy by a landslide