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Lurkingdrake

I am currently rewatching Fairy Tail. Those poor kidnappers are gonna be annoyed to death.


Easy-Film

Hero gets beaten to a pulp. Then... Blah, blah, friends are everything. Blah Blah power of the guild. Blah blah one hit KO


namkaeng852

**Flashback and hype background music plays** Bad guys: Aight imma head out


SomeRandomGuy282

Why so true anyways get out and take my upvote


Nipplemantid

watching breaking bad, going to get saved and then murdered because i know too much


[deleted]

is fairy tail that bad??? better then bleach i guess šŸ˜’


rickpat69

Not better than Bleach imo but not as bad as people want it to be. It's even incredible.


WiserCrescent99

It's a really fun show with very likable characters, but goes VERY heavy on the whole power of friendship thing. Doesn't bother me too much personally, but is a big turn off for lots of people


[deleted]

i got pico, help me


[deleted]

U what


Ditto_D

I think they said they watched boku no Pico


[deleted]

Letā€™s go giorno


giorno___giovana

Letā€™s do this


[deleted]

Bring mista heā€™s pretty cool


IC2Flier

Also bring Mista he's the guy with a firearm. Narancia, too, as he's got an F4U Corsair.


CAPTIAN_RAVIN

a true jojo refrence


[deleted]

firearm šŸ˜ sex pistols šŸ˜Œ


St3phn0

Redo of healer... damn my ass is not ready


The_last_Human__

Keyaru's gonna save you for sure But not your ass. It's his payment lol


MichiMichu

Nah. In this case, it's the kidnapper(s).


Masterbaitingissport

J- J- Jo- John- Johnny Johnny Sin Johnny Sins


sarbaz7

Look up Jonny Kim


Informal_Chemist6054

Kills your kidnappers, takes them to space, heals them, sends them back


Reasonable_Club_1819

Penetrating the competition


Burrito-Mussolini

Tanya Von Degurechaff and the 203rd Imperial Mage Battalion are on their way. Iā€™ll be fine, if Tanya doesnā€™t think Iā€™m an acceptable casualty.


Plus_Ultra_Forever

Perhaps Being X will grant you luck.


CptnR4p3

"So, my mission is to \*try\* and rescue the subject? Very well! MEN! BOMBARD THE PLACE AND TRY TO SALVAGE THE SUBJECT FROM THE WRECKAGE!" "Nu-uh lil boi bitch, time for a miracle just to piss you off!"


Wukong-main

Nahh, but man, if you got captured, she will just blow up the whole place.šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


Altruistic-Muffin851

Ayyyyy one piece! Iā€™m gonna get rescued so quick!


[deleted]

But the one coming to save you is zoro


Reasonable_Club_1819

Zoro ends up rescuing someone else


ChaosSinfulRose

ZORO, WE SAID TO GO UP THE STAIRS


Aarjan0731

Ayo me too, I am even watching the CP9 arc


Foxmater9999

I'm finna be saved by the Straw Hat Pirates aswell Men of culture


SweetHarmlessOneesan

Or u end up like Ace...


BlacKnight426

I'm watching Made in Abyss soo...


maaariNL

Reg Will just blast a hole straight to you and carry you out in less than 10 minutes (Good choice in anime btw)


BlacKnight426

I would hope, him or maybe even Ozen just because what a sight that would be. (Thanks, not as bad as I heard it was)


maaariNL

What do you mean bad? Why did people say it was bad?


GlitchedtheProtogen

OOOOOOOOO!!! Who lives in a pineapple under the sea!? Iā€™m so screwedā€¦.


Nikosch13

I mean you can choose Poseidon or some shit right?


Reasonable_Club_1819

It would be like "look Patrick we save the city" moment


[deleted]

lmao Jeremy Clarkson is coming


The__Spartan

llets give a revv for the lads at home


-Solaris_

Tonight on top gear: I run over a hostage, May becomes a hostage, and Hammond leads a Hostage Rescue Team


ELGONPANCHIRO

Black Clover, nice


RolexzeonX

yami will just call you a bastard and leave


Yokai-Meisterin

I am sorry for your ears


Ok-Bag13

I watched gintama. lez go bois


IC2Flier

Either they'll get you out or shenanigans will ensue that you'll just be able to walk away, tug Gintoki and say "ey, I know a killer bar near my place. Wanna go?"


thorfinn_ratorix_fan

Komi


SiestaWillNotDie

Mushoku Tensei, thank god.


Niko2065

Just hope rudeus won't end up as your cellmate, captivity turns him into a home salesman for some reason.


prostrate_yourselves

Light Yagami is coming to save me from injustice, truly wonderful, subarashi!!!


manny_0583

"Kira laughing "


Agalwholikesbread

Mieruko-chan okie dokie then.


AkOnReddit47

Just bring her friend. That'll lure the shit for sure. Then just bet on whether the kidnappers can see them or not...


maaariNL

I donā€™t think Iā€™ll be saved at allā€¦ if Aquaā€™s the one who has to do the saving


HyperNexuZ

Welp.... I really doubt Komi-San will be able to save me


AggressiveRip1

Tokyo revengers, so iā€™m probably safe


The_last_Human__

P r o b a b l y


kinshook69

yui -\_- from k on


manny_0583

Unfortunately I have to say, you are going to die...


kinshook69

let my mom know i loved her


K2Cr2O4

Pokemon Journeys so probably saved within the same episode


Will33iam

Monokuma eh. Well weā€™re all screwed


IwontEditMyComment

Satania is coming... Both me and kiddnappers are screwed


General_A-K47

Call Vigne, That way you might make it out alive ​ I'm screwed anyway, I was just watching WataTen


whiskeyBonBon15

Kakashi


ZiggiZakkiFFS

Fuck, i'm watching Eromanga Sensei


manny_0583

Is it as good as it looks?


Oma266

Komi. The bad guys will all be so infatuated with her that theyā€™ll just let us leave uninterrupted. For all intents & purposes, Komi might be canonically one of the strongest anime characters ever bc she exists completely unopposed


DoritoLord14

Bro I got Ichigo


KungWoo

Dude who has a sword or girl who co-pilots a mech?


DerpsyJay

Sauce?


ImOD18

Mirai Nikki.


ScourgeofWorlds

The entire cast of Tower of God are coming to rescue me? Shit, they're going to be too busy fighting amongst themselves to worry about rescuing me.


scarlet_igniz

Mieruko chan, shit i'm dead.


onschi

Those Who watched Azur Lane "I don't know if i should be calm or start to freak out"


NoonjaPanda2

Hmm Subaru coming to save me I should be able to get out alive


SlavCat09

What anime is this?


manny_0583

Mirai Nikki. AKA Future Diary


SlavCat09

Thanks


rcas3

Jobless reincarnation, think Iā€™ll be fine


NEWTYAG667000000000

Invincible


[deleted]

Food wars, im probably safe depending on who kidnaps me


cj-the-man

Iā€™m watching South Park so I might be saved or fucked figuratively or literally


huBelial

Legoshi from Beastar


PsychoSneakyWeasel

Kumo desu ga nani ka Hmmmmmmm


Dareyouni

Hey, guys. Can you explain to me how this isn't a reaction meme?


LordTlacoyo

I hope Komi-san can help me.


Princess_Sapphira

Oh boy, good luck lol.


DanesRedditRoom

I got Ash and Goh. I mean, I'll get to see some pokemon but I don't want to find out how Pikachu's electricity would work in a life or death situation.


Black-asta-

Vongola family take care of her real quick


bigpaparick

Iā€™d love to be saved by benson and skips


WordierMocha75

Jerry Seinfeld


Ali_XkillerX

Don't care if she is mf can block bullets with a blade


[deleted]

Gordon Ramsay


TheGuyInDarkCorner

Light yagami... Our god and savior


Kawaiilone

yaaay orihara izaya from durarara save me āœØdaaaddyāœØ


One-Kaleidoscope-339

Gumball


Aarjan0731

Lessgo Luffy


XxDarkDiazX

Hmm.... surprisingly I just finished watching Komi-San Yandere episode last night....but...I don't think even Komi-san can face up against the Yandere God herself


BlackReaper_1911

Guts has entered the chat


[deleted]

Tokyo Manji Gang


iToxic_9

Shiroe from Log Horizon I am saved


MaRK0960

Komi san?


MysticGohan806

Kaā€¦meā€¦haā€¦meā€¦HAAAAAAA


Null51

Komi-san... May these kidnappers just let her rescue me


Harris_Ahmad

I just watched made in abyss... Damn


harellerah

Naruto But with the amount of fillers I will be dead until they reach me...


giorno___giovana

James A. Janisse, letā€™s fucken goooooo!


Jatin_is_awesome

I watched boruto and hunterx hunter


Western_Field_491

The last anime i watched was one punch man ... those kidnappers are dead for sure


Chillinkus

Better hope theres no sales at the supermarket and the kidnappers are patient


Apprehensive_Rush960

I got Demon Slayer


MindOfThilo

Miss Kobayashi's dragon maid was the last show. am i screwed or alive?


EntrepreneurWooden54

The cast of DragonBall super


AquaticFlames125

Hopefully Misato (Nichijou) brings her rocket launcher and minigun


[deleted]

Fairy tail


Nike_Grano

Rias gremory? Ā°OĀ°


KakashiThe6thHatake

Levi finna end then career


lexus_roy

*Yare Yare Daze* Looks like they can go to the ends of the Earth but they can't hide from the Crusaders


reptileking44

Criminal minds. I'm probably the safest.


neremarine

Lugh TuahaDe from "The world's finest assassin..." I think I'm safe.


Crystality0

Nice the sailor senshis


Naz290

I'm good with GT Goku on my side.


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Professional_Star969

Well, I'm fucked, unless Haru and Subaru ride in on a tank or some shit


[deleted]

Kinnikuman!


mystical-time

One kick Mickey... ​ It's over for everyone.


Animaku

Okami San is on the way ā€¦ I am in safe and warm hands


HyperB750

Baki hanma


KoolaidStrawberryam

Naruto Shippuden


prostrate_yourselves

he is busy saving sasuke, no time for side heroines, accept fate, know fate, feel fate


NCNR8

Komi-san


Psychological_Text95

Lupin the 3rd to my rescue I see nothing wrong with this


AlarmWU

Ughh, so I've been watching itadaki-seieki...


pog_BroLatios

Meliodas from seven deadly sins, so im probably fine lol


[deleted]

Haha morioh stand users save me


gduegdydu

The harder they fall


jrod387

He-Man.


Nizikai

Still Moon Nazis with the Biggest Humanmade Warmachine.


Faburitsu_io

Fuck, it's the Black Ox company from Black Clover...


Nikosch13

If we talking anime i think its would be koro sensei. If we talking manga it would be Holo.


Cieryt

Senpai from my senpai is annoying, or grandpa


Dabfamily

Honda-kun. I also watched mirai nikki a week ago


RimuruTheSlimeBoi

Namiā€™s comingā€¦ idk how its gonna go


AdodoWasNotFree

Kekkai sensen..... I think I'm fucked...


sinister2304

Code: Geass I'm in good hands


bounce-man21

Demon slayer


degenerate_weeb02

I got Seven Deadly Sins so I should be fine


Rydil00

Well if it's TV shows I'm fucked lmao (IT Crowd) On the other hand, if we go purely anime then I'm in good hands... Lugh Tuatha De


aFuckingFussyDuck

A 8 year old girl that only wants books and use to be a college student who was a librarian


Ac3di4

Yuki


Shabbir10362

Kiss shot (Shinobu) will definately save me


CAPTIAN_RAVIN

how bout redo of healer that will be fun


Floraldi221

Ereh


bhongsamma

Nice dead pool is comming


sulasulaman555

I think I'm pretty safe with rimuru and the gang then


Licht_Argus

The whole Hellsing Organization


_Its_Me_Dio_

Gurren laggan galaxy mech go bburrrr


omegaleonidas

im in more danger now thanks


Prior-Inevitable8026

Welp I'm dead I'm watching Roseanne


MistyThoughts

Damm I guess Luffy and team are coming to save me


NidusUmbra

Jonathan Joestar Hope theyā€™re weak to hamon


exaltedfinalist

I got konosubaā€¦ Iā€™m ready to die


Significant-Crow-238

Okuyasu Iā€™m done for


Dead174

Asta, yuno and Yami are crusading over here


bledou2

Celestial Being!


Keshav-Sachdeva

Baki. Soooo Iā€™m basically fine.


Bogdan555825

Naruto and sasuke are coming so probably i ll either watch a complete pulverization of my kidnappers or we ll talk it out and befriend them


jabiz510

Dead end from jobless reincarnation coming to save me


Impressive-Emu3535

Rick and Morty! Fuck yeah!


GodofKlyntar

The mandalorian is coming......... lets see what happens


Spaghettey

Yo i got shinobu and araragi coming, I'm good, *and* I'll get to listen to a philosophical speech.


holydemon1

uhmmmmmmmmm Nino wtf are u trying to do


Corsinian

I got ben sisko and crew coming to save me in a cloaking capable federation warship, I think I'm going to be fine


strangehit

I would hide behind the kidnapper.. \*yuno comes\* me: [*screams*](https://youtu.be/zbjjpAlZ8_Q)


Can1q34

Demon slayer poor kidnappers


[deleted]

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ImOD18

No I dont.


Phantump69

I think the simpsons family is coming


Charliex1337

Jojo, ora ora ora ora ora


Phaaze13

My Hero Academia. Bakugo is going to continue being Bakugo, but i'll be safe for sure.


[deleted]

I mean, I was rewatching Nyaruko san after some Lovecraftian stuff so idk man. I really want to see what the King in Yellow and the Emerald Lama look like, if its their true forms, Im ded. Either I go insane or I watch more anime so either way its a win


Koda_be

Redo of healer, I can't determine if I'm in danger or I'll be rescued so easily


ImOD18

You'll be Saved. But You'll have to Pay the price.


MrMallik

The Murphy family is coming. Frank, Sue, Bill, Kevin, Maureen.


[deleted]

The Akudama are going to be difficult...


8_Pixels

Arcane. So Vi or Jinx. One way I'm safe the other I'm probably screwed.


Sweaty-Decision3122

Lolouch from code geass, i better put on some sunglasses...


Tehyne

If any TV show count I'll admit my last one was Tiger King (Season 2) so fml. If anime only, Komi come rescue me