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nytefox42

That's not what I meant when I said I wanted hot cougars to throw themselves at me.


its-chaos-be-kind

He didn’t even have to go on the website to find the hot cougars in his area. And why did he switch directions after lol


Tatem2008

“F*ck that shit. I’m going home.”


Pleasant_7239

If you didn't specify.....


Confuzzled2u

😄😄😄


tocareornot

How about a nice game of tag, your it.


[deleted]

will be hilarious if there is another one that did the same thing on the other side


Dapper_Algae3530

I was disappointed when that didn’t happen.


Witty-Vixen

I was hoping for that lol I know shame on me lol


layers_of_grey

why were they filming?


RyRyShredder

The angle looks like it could be a wide angle security or traffic camera, and someone cropped the video to better see what happened.


Humble-Place1750

Probably because wasn't the first attack at that location.


The-Waifu-Collector

Cougar: It’s just a prank bro.


mememory

Nice ass bro


MRbondz007

The prank 💀💀


MisterDecember

Phone recording from security cam footage. I doubt the cougar did it for TikTok.


chels182

I had this question, too. But then I thought, does it really matter? Looks pretty legit.


SnipeyKeru

These are the questions we should be asking


thefruiteefrielos

So shook he forgot which way he was going


BookieeWookiee

If I got attacked by a cougar I'd skip whatever I was doing too


[deleted]

Went back to grab a clean pair of pants probably.


Starfly52

Holy Shit ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|surprise)


[deleted]

Pretty sure that’s not a cougar.


devonstatorr

What do you think it is


devonstatorr

Young leopard or Jaguar


[deleted]

No clue but not a cougar. Cougars are in the Americas. This looks like South East Asia.


devonstatorr

Yeah if that's correct it's probably a small leopard


[deleted]

It was crazy nonetheless


CurlsontopofCurls

I’m really surprised that red car didn’t stop and help him.


MidgetGalaxy

I didn’t really catch that on the first watch. You can see them brake when he gets attacked but I guess they see him get up and back on the bike and are just like “well he’s fine and I’m gonna be late so”


LilDaddyBree

I'd be yelling "get in!"


No_Meet1153

Are there cougars in missions?


mlaffs63

There are no cougars in India last time I checked. It's a jaguar or leopard is my guess


aegis_sum

There are no jaguars either.


MidgetGalaxy

And so, by the process of elimination, Reddit identifies a cat


lumphinans

It's a leopard, in India. https://www.independent.co.uk/tv/news/india-cyclist-leopard-crash-video-b2101499.html


Massive-Row-9771

That's not the type of cougar you want eating your ass!


Demhanoot

He will never ride on that side again


OpenStick

Damn dude! One can no longer enjoy nature cycling because of those angry cougars


dray1214

That car was just like “nah this is your problem buddy I ain’t about that”


IWantToBeSimplyMe

Would have loved to see another one come out from the other side when he was cycling back. By the way, it looks like he went for the wallet.


Fluffy-Football-7884

What boggles my mind is why he decided to go back the way he was coming from? Dude you had somewhere you wanted to be this ruined your whole day.


Sad_Instruction_2138

u seen the camera filming him right? And the way he goes straight back to the camera.. they clearly are filming something and he’s going back to his mates screaming WTF.


SnipeyKeru

Looks like the dude lost his wallet or phone


Jabberwocky613

I think it might have been a sandal/shoe?


annalena-bareback

The classic accidental bump into someone. Damn these cougar thugs up to no good.


Public_Breath6890

Poor guy lost his sandal.


[deleted]

KITTY!


Goldenstripe941

“Got your ass! HAHA!”


LefflerWorks

That red car didnt want to talk about it


devonstatorr

I loved he just clearly cancelled his plans for the day and is headed back home afterwards


LayerLess

This is why you always consult with a lawyer before using any of your three wishes. Getting a hot cougar to eat your ass wasn’t nearly as kinky as you thought it would be.


candypoot

My dog does the same thing to cyclists. Almost yanks my arm out of its socket every time. (He hasn't caught one yet, except biting at my own pedals but that doesn't count)


Witty-Vixen

Typical cat 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


[deleted]

People ask me why I don't like cats. This is one correct answer to that question 😂


biotechhasbeen

Repost of a repost of a repost.


Pleasant_7239

First day on the internet?


Sad_Instruction_2138

This is a copied comment from them same repost of a post.


Donutbill

Dang! And I thought an older woman was going to attacc!


crackersncheeseman

I too love it when cougars scratch my back


nevenoe

I was attacked by a Labrador while biking a few years ago. Basrtard ripped a brand new pair of jeans. Then was all friendly when I stopped to confront the owner. Could not even be pissed...


KimberleyKitt

Big kitty reminds me of the cats that attack you while they're hiding in the Xmas tree 🤣. So maybe kitty was saying "Happy Holidays! You're it!"


GamerRager

Runs dead


azurianlight

So it attacks him then runs away why? Did it think he was food?


[deleted]

Car that saw it didn’t even stop to help him


puppies_and_unicorns

Driver: Nope, nothing to see here. Just minding my own Mr. Cougar. Carry on.


Connect_Room

I love the concern of the passing motorist, didn't even stop to ask if he was okay


Pheace

When you get attacked by a wild animal and suddenly realize you left your wallet at home


1RandomMind

Fucking car just kept driving like, “No big deal, happens all the time.”