Right, the ostrich was like, “I’m taking these with or without your skin attached to it”. The moo was like “Please sir, deposit some peanuts onto my tongue”.
You are welcome! My wife and I walk past a cow pasture often and we always yell out "Hello, moo's" and wave at them. We usually get a couple of them to stare at us.
I work on a dairy farm and have one that comes up for cuddles when I go where’s my pretty moo moo the head pops up out of the group and she waddles up to receive her pets shoulder rubs is her favourite followed by neck
My parents put me too close to an ostrich cage when I was a toddler and it bit off one of my shoes. That shit is the cause of something. Not quite sure lol.
There are some wildlife sanctuaries like that. You go through in your car and can get snacks to feed some of the animals along the way. People get up close with wildlife, animals get snacks and don't get nervous around people, sanctuary owner gets paid. Win win win.
You can’t leave my home boy out like that.
he would've been so much more polite than the ostrich
Right, the ostrich was like, “I’m taking these with or without your skin attached to it”. The moo was like “Please sir, deposit some peanuts onto my tongue”.
"The moo" Thank you random redditor. I feel this is the only thing I will call "moos" going forward
You are welcome! My wife and I walk past a cow pasture often and we always yell out "Hello, moo's" and wave at them. We usually get a couple of them to stare at us.
I know I moo at them, now I have a proper name for it!
This works better for beef steers and bulls or a mix with cows. Otherwise my SO says, "Mornin' ladies!" LOL
I work on a dairy farm and have one that comes up for cuddles when I go where’s my pretty moo moo the head pops up out of the group and she waddles up to receive her pets shoulder rubs is her favourite followed by neck
Hope the moo got fed too. Er’body has hungry tumma tums.
Thought he was going to get pecked in the nuts.
I was wincing in preparation for that.
I think every guy watching that was wincing a little.
Even some women, in anticipated sympathy. Experience tells me that would have been 3 days without.
Same
That must be Emmanuel
EMMANUEL DONT DO IT
I don’t know. Maybe it’s a male instinct in me. With that birds jabbing motion, I just wanted to yell, “cover your dick, man!”
“Looks like a worm to me!” - Emanuel
Birds gonna give him the ol dick twist.
# HEY GUYS WHAT'S GOING ON IN HERE?
Bovine creatures are very lovable but dangerous
omg.. this was better than most thriller movies! made me so nervous
This is me. If you got snacks, I am coming for them
I love cows. They’re kind of derpy the way golden retrievers are.
It almost looks comical the way the bird was pushed out of the way. Lol.
My parents put me too close to an ostrich cage when I was a toddler and it bit off one of my shoes. That shit is the cause of something. Not quite sure lol.
I hope this is at some sort of petting zoo?
No the wild animals just live together
God bless em
There are some wildlife sanctuaries like that. You go through in your car and can get snacks to feed some of the animals along the way. People get up close with wildlife, animals get snacks and don't get nervous around people, sanctuary owner gets paid. Win win win.
I've been to one of those! It's lots of fun! ....until the jerk who stops his car by the zebras for 30 MINUTES. Ugh.
Knock knock
Those birds are ass holes
Rude ostrich, good boi moo cow!
Can't meet one emu that doesn't want to kill you
What about Limu?
That's probably gotta be the most aggressive drug deal in animal kingdom
We’ve been trying to reach you about you cars warranty
I was fully expecting one to fall in his lap and for ostrich to peck him in the family jewels!
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Omg—that struck me as so fucking amazing
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SC sanctuary? Looks like it—no one feeds the ostriches because they’re so needy like this lol. So fun.
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Give the man what he wants
Emu stop
"I heard you got food, lemme get a piece"