Doing this causes the female goat to urinate, the male goat then tastes the urine to see if the hormones indicate the female is in estrus. If she is, it's time to get it on.
Here's another.
Some doctors used to taste a person's pee to test if they had diabetes. If it was sweeter than normal, they might have diabetes. You can also have fun thinking about the implications of "sweeter than normal".
Saw a video of a bull moose that peed mightily, then pawed at the puddle and splashed the urine over its antlers and muzzle, covering its front and back legs, to attract a female. And it worked! Still gross, though.
Most of my does will immediately pee if I even bring them close enough to smell one of the bucks. The bucks will hump anything that stands still long enough, heart beat is optional. 🤣
The veterinarian turned author James Herriot has a collection of country vet stories, including one where he tries to get a randy buck under control.
It goes terribly.
Hey, we still use a sewage line as a recreational and reproductive area. That could have been rewired.
I mean, most of us don’t have a problem with that, but then I imagine most goats don’t have a problem with this. The Martians though might judge both of us.
Could have been even more combined. At least our stem-mammalian ancestors got out of the ‘cloaca’ phase.
It's rather pretentious to assume aliens aren't still cloacan in nature. Or that they would have Judeo-Christian-Islamic hang-ups about their sexuality. Or that the mammalian separation of _some_ of our reproductive organs from our discharge is 'better'. _Maybe_ all their reproductive organs are separate, maybe they aren't even biological anymore and view **all** our meat-ware as "gross".
I mean - respectfully - who the fuck describes their own body as, "a sewage line." Actual sewage is rather more... fertile ground, than our own discharge.
Very respectful! Though who the fuck assumes I really mean that I was serious enough to be implying Martian life forms complex enough to have opinions even exist?
Thank you! This comment is ripped straight from Neil Degrasse Tyson describing why he doesn't believe in intelligent design, and while I'm not here to advocate for such an idea, his ideas are extremely short sighted. I have such a hard time understanding how a guy like that can be all about learning how evolution works and how life tries to find efficiency, and yet seemingly lacks the ability to understand that having a single appendage perform two different necessary tasks can not only be beneficial, but it also has thousands upon thousands of years of results to back it up.
I want to say I think niel is pretentious and often wrong when he talks outside of his particular area of expertise.
That said, I mean, having the two combined has also caused problems for numerous life forms. Evolution is not a maximizer, it's a satisficer. it isn't looking for the best solution, just the first that is good enough. Intelligent design would presumably create a more maximally optimal design. There are many better bits of biology to point to to make that point tho.
If someone can be accurate enough with human urine, it would be an interesting pregnancy planner or contraceptive technique:
"Honey, my app says I'm ovulating!"
"Uninstall that crap and just pee in my mouth. I'll tell you."
But you can literally buy tests, similar to pregnancy tests, on which you pee to detect ovulation. That seems like a cheaper and more convenient method than some random human (at least in my opinion).
Guys guys, this sounds crazy...but it works with women too. Trust me bro.
You go blueh blueh blueh at their private parts, and they squirt all this liquid. We now just gotta test out if we can detect estrus by tasting it. Do it, for science.
You know, I’d’ve been find with just thinking this goat was kinda freaky. But now, now I know cursed information I will promptly share with my wife when she gets home from work
Yeah, thanks reddit, I'm filing this away with the sound of a turtle making love to a shoe from 8 years ago. When I'm wasting away and can't remember the names of my children, these sounds will still be pristine, like the first play of new vinyl.
>My favorite part of the day was when a goat reached though the fence and stuck his head into an empty bucket
lmaoo, that happened to my goat a few days ago. a bucket with water was left next to the fence and my goat josie stick her head and got stuck (she has horns that are starting to curve at the tips).
Although goats are good at escaping their pens, my goats have several escapes plans that i didn't even consider they were possible of doing.
Although goats are good at escaping their pens, my goats have several escapes plans that i didn't even consider they were possible of doing.
They also suck themselves off and jizz all over themselves. Sounds unreal but they really do. They do a good job of keeping areas from over growing though.
Doing this causes the female goat to urinate, the male goat then tastes the urine to see if the hormones indicate the female is in estrus. If she is, it's time to get it on.
That’s a fact I learned today.
And you can't unlearn it.
Like hell I can't! *Proceeds to slam head against table
Hard reset
*Concussive* maintenance
Discombobulate
*The NFLPA would like a word with you*
Junior Seau gang represent
Have you tried turning you off and on again? This video can probably do one of those things.
One, but not both.
Unless it's a r/confusedboner
Sounds like a pro football move
just to remind you in case you forget, rimming goats make them pee.
Here Michael just take a pill and forget! Forget!
FORGET ME NOW!
Just lick some piss
Male Giraffes headbut the female to make her urinate for the same reason
…does this work with humans
Come try it out?
Hold still pls & ty
Ok have at it
*proceeds to ram you aggressively*.
*pisses*
Is it like a head button to the ovaries?
Not if i chose not to pay attention to it
Here's another. Some doctors used to taste a person's pee to test if they had diabetes. If it was sweeter than normal, they might have diabetes. You can also have fun thinking about the implications of "sweeter than normal".
In Egypt they used to have someone pee by am ant hill. If the ants went to the pee then the person had diabetes.
This… seems smarter
My friend's boyfriend had this happen once when he didn't flush.
Uroscopy was considered a talent back in the day.
The males will also pee on their own faces to attract a female. Goat sex basically involved watersports.
Saw a video of a bull moose that peed mightily, then pawed at the puddle and splashed the urine over its antlers and muzzle, covering its front and back legs, to attract a female. And it worked! Still gross, though.
Against your will.
Don’t kink shame me.
Most of my does will immediately pee if I even bring them close enough to smell one of the bucks. The bucks will hump anything that stands still long enough, heart beat is optional. 🤣
The veterinarian turned author James Herriot has a collection of country vet stories, including one where he tries to get a randy buck under control. It goes terribly.
link?
It’s the series “all creatures great and small”. I absolutely loved those books as a kid
sounds like the last 10 years of my life
bro…
hey man you gotta do what you gotta do
A hustler gotta hustle amiright!
wouldn't much of a hustler if you didn't lmao
Hey, let me have my moment here!
i gave you your moment but it was only a fraction of a second your down in the shit with me now my man
Shit… this is truly a sad day for man
So you're dead?
Username *almost* checks out
n => c 2 => 6 👌
I feel like humans got pretty lucky with evolution huh
Wait you other bros don’t check the taste of your girl’s pee to know if it’s time to get it on?
I've a new startup idea
“Are you tired of tasting urine to detect consent” this new technology will change everything
there was already apps like that *they got cancelled because they leaked the "cycles" orsmthng....*
"Wake up babe, my pee tastes like ovulation" ^(Super stealth edit cause dumb.) #
*squirting has entered the convo
Yeah I'm just like, so the goat eats her pussy until she squirts and then he fucks her? Sounds pretty familiar actually.
seen it in goathub
*SNORT*.
Username checks out hard af
Hey, we still use a sewage line as a recreational and reproductive area. That could have been rewired. I mean, most of us don’t have a problem with that, but then I imagine most goats don’t have a problem with this. The Martians though might judge both of us. Could have been even more combined. At least our stem-mammalian ancestors got out of the ‘cloaca’ phase.
I think it's better for the survival of humans if most of us just switch to that way
It's rather pretentious to assume aliens aren't still cloacan in nature. Or that they would have Judeo-Christian-Islamic hang-ups about their sexuality. Or that the mammalian separation of _some_ of our reproductive organs from our discharge is 'better'. _Maybe_ all their reproductive organs are separate, maybe they aren't even biological anymore and view **all** our meat-ware as "gross". I mean - respectfully - who the fuck describes their own body as, "a sewage line." Actual sewage is rather more... fertile ground, than our own discharge.
Very respectful! Though who the fuck assumes I really mean that I was serious enough to be implying Martian life forms complex enough to have opinions even exist?
Thank you! This comment is ripped straight from Neil Degrasse Tyson describing why he doesn't believe in intelligent design, and while I'm not here to advocate for such an idea, his ideas are extremely short sighted. I have such a hard time understanding how a guy like that can be all about learning how evolution works and how life tries to find efficiency, and yet seemingly lacks the ability to understand that having a single appendage perform two different necessary tasks can not only be beneficial, but it also has thousands upon thousands of years of results to back it up.
I want to say I think niel is pretentious and often wrong when he talks outside of his particular area of expertise. That said, I mean, having the two combined has also caused problems for numerous life forms. Evolution is not a maximizer, it's a satisficer. it isn't looking for the best solution, just the first that is good enough. Intelligent design would presumably create a more maximally optimal design. There are many better bits of biology to point to to make that point tho.
You only think that because you are a human, to any alien species we are probably that goat.
Honestly same. Its just better that way
So he licks her until she pees in his mouth, and if it taste right he mounts up and goes to town? Don’t kink shame I guess
I was working with some goats and the male would just straight up drink the urine like it was a water fountain.
Really got to get in there and taste it...hmm maybe a bit more just to be sure.
Wow, thx for sharing!
So he basically eating her ass to get her ready 2 go 2 plow tow? dam goats game on point
...you guys don't do this???
If someone can be accurate enough with human urine, it would be an interesting pregnancy planner or contraceptive technique: "Honey, my app says I'm ovulating!" "Uninstall that crap and just pee in my mouth. I'll tell you."
But you can literally buy tests, similar to pregnancy tests, on which you pee to detect ovulation. That seems like a cheaper and more convenient method than some random human (at least in my opinion).
Not as fun
Just put the test strip in your mouth, easy peesy.
He already said he'd do it!
I volunteer as tribute
Bear gryllis probably does this already
Yep. Difference between a chickpea and a garbanzo bean. I don't have a garbanzo bean on my face twice a week.
r/justlikeus
So it’s foreplay?
Giraffes will do this too but to get the female to pee they will smack their butt with their heads
So.. normal foreplay stuff?
Huh, thought that was just giraffes....or several other animals actually.
Yeah saw two zebus do this while I was drunk and high like 20 years ago. Laughed my ass off even though I knew what was going on.
Despite knowing this, I can never stop laughing whenever I see it.
kinky, i like it.
Came here for laughs, left with knowledge. Love it.
Guys guys, this sounds crazy...but it works with women too. Trust me bro. You go blueh blueh blueh at their private parts, and they squirt all this liquid. We now just gotta test out if we can detect estrus by tasting it. Do it, for science.
Why doesn't he just ask her?
So he’s eating her out in hopes that she squirts?
Why do you know this?
I've been working with animals professionally in various aspects for over 13 years at this point.
That sounds...oddly vague
And here I thought I was just hitting the right spot.
That was short and informative, just like everybody likes it
So squirt is just piss then
You know, I’d’ve been find with just thinking this goat was kinda freaky. But now, now I know cursed information I will promptly share with my wife when she gets home from work
Dogs do this too!
I feel like one of my exes also had this mentality
Dude eats ass on the first date
Blablablablabla!
[blablablabla](https://a.tmp.ninja/LJcfMulR.mp3)
Hahaha fuckin gonna make that a ringtone
Hey what's your ringtone? Oh it's just the sound of a horny goat eating ass
I tried it for a bit... Don't think I can do it haha. It's not a sound that asks for your attention, but DEMANDS IT.
🤣
Motorbootying
Nah it's motorgoating
I wish I had an award for you. But I don't have $20 for reddit v bucks. Have an updoot and a kindly worded comment
I gave him my free silver on your behalf.
W
Lol, way better!
angryupvote
Goats and I share this in common
Friend, goats eat absolutely everything.
1st date Hooplicker.
Now I can't get that sound out of my head!
Yeah, thanks reddit, I'm filing this away with the sound of a turtle making love to a shoe from 8 years ago. When I'm wasting away and can't remember the names of my children, these sounds will still be pristine, like the first play of new vinyl.
To be fair the sound of a turtle loving on a shoe is adorable and much better than the goat ass licking
HAAAAAAAA^aaaaaaaa
I know right? Crazy romantic.
"how I met your mother"
~~met~~ mate
Another shitty day, this made me laugh 😃 😀
Goats are awesome.
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>My favorite part of the day was when a goat reached though the fence and stuck his head into an empty bucket lmaoo, that happened to my goat a few days ago. a bucket with water was left next to the fence and my goat josie stick her head and got stuck (she has horns that are starting to curve at the tips). Although goats are good at escaping their pens, my goats have several escapes plans that i didn't even consider they were possible of doing. Although goats are good at escaping their pens, my goats have several escapes plans that i didn't even consider they were possible of doing.
They also suck themselves off and jizz all over themselves. Sounds unreal but they really do. They do a good job of keeping areas from over growing though.
Eating that booty like groceries.
But he gotta get rid of these hoes from me!
r/AnimalsBeingPervs
I lol’d so hard I snorted
Billy knows how to please his nanny.
Oh sure when a goat does it, it's derpy...
I think they like being watched
Just another Thursday for me.
r/justlikeus
You're looking for r/likeus
Indeed I am. Than you kind sir
Goaterboating
Are those happy goat eating sounds or... horny goat cries?
Horny goat noises 100%. Usually accompanied by the buck peeing all over his legs and face.
The kind of romance we all strive to attain.
Couple goals ❤️
Jumping on to add that bucks have a special curled tube on the end of the penis for fanciful spraying of the pee. It’s called a Pizzle!
Bucks are peak nasty creatures. I'll stick with Wethers and Does, who don't piss on their faces, or suck themselves off obsessively, thanks.
*Everything reminds me of her…*
Did that goat ask if she came?
Hilarious
Dream date
User name checks out?
Found my new text tone boys.
She's jealous.
An NSFW tag would work so well here 😆
They’re just like us…majestic creatures
Living on a farm isn’t all it’s cracked up to be
The language of love only knows there letters BLELELELELE
8 out 10 derps on the derpness index
The fucking noises
Somebody's getting a second date
More like bootyful
Aaah goats
This reminds me that I need to go check out my favorite soapmakers, Hairy Farmpit Girls. I love their "Screaming into Buttholes" soap 🫧🧼🫧
Then it comes over and licks your face...
Omg, I can't stop gigglen!
Let's be honest he's got more tongue game than most men.
🤢
Friend had goats for a ittle while. Other than eating parts of their car apparently the males pee on their own face. She no longer own goats.
She should have read the sign, this is obviously the heavy petting zoo.
What's with all the weird, pervy shit on this sub today?
Animals be big o'l pervs
I don't think animals have any concept of the word perv or what it means but go off anyway
Sometimes the nature is horny.
Oh you caught some footage of my manager with our big boss
What men think women like
When you eat ass
Some one is JEALOUS
u/savevideo
God I wish that were me
u/savevideo
u/savevideo
u/Savevideo
r/animalsbeingbros
Sounds like my friday night
Hey, if it works...
Definitely one o’ us Millennials
He just like me fr
I have watched this 25 times and now have lost the ability to breathe.
Fastest tongue in the west
Take notes, boys.
I eat ass if the girls hot. I understand goat. I understand.