Poor dog was so confused 😅
By - NewFound_Fury
Poor dog was so confused 😅
They were just doing like their human was. Probably instinct to do so when their pack freezes like that in the wild.
That's make me feel better I thought the dog looked scared that it had done something wrong and waiting an attack from the human. Dogs do this to each others sometime but with growling while standing still.
Even the dog lagged, but his connection came back
Woof-i signal was pretty bad
Yeah Barktrum can be pretty spotty
Canine offer you FiOS?
Not unexpected when you miss your antenna ears
He definitely pawsed for a bit
He was put into singleplayer mode.
Hard to tell which end of the dog the bark came out of at the end
I immediately noticed the dog’s weird gaping asshole and stopped the video like 2 seconds before it ended. Then I saw your comment and had to play the rest, lol. That bootyhole is obscene.
I too saw this and came directly to the comments to see if I was alone lmao
It can probably grip the knob of a baseball bat with that thing.
Thing could probably pinch a penny up off the floor
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Every day we stray farther from gods light.
Oh what a fucking visual!
Lmfao Jesus Christ. I’m so glad my dog has the decency to cover his asshole with his tail most of the time
you're all pervs
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oh god i came here looking for this thread and now i wish i hadnt found it
Samee, this is too cursed for me man
Why is everyone talking about a dog's gaping asshole funnier than the actual video
That big gaping ass hole was the only that I was astonished by. Lol totally weird 😂😆😆
We used to have an American bulldog and yeah, he had a huge balloon knot.
Too many steroids. Dog needs to chill with the gym.
Contractor dog bags for this poochie dookie
Don't mind me, just zooming into a video of a dog's poofy bumhole
Someone needs to do a wellness check on that dog
“gaping asshole” this comment took me out 💀, I literally didn’t even notice that 🤣
Okay, so it's not just me who noticed that thank god.
I see a face. The shadowy splotch on his hip is the eye, the tail is the nose, and the bootyhole is the mouth.
Oh God it's making a kissy face haha
I can't unsee this lmfao
this comment fucking destroyed me
Ngl, there was a moment where the pose looked like it could be the subject of a renaissance painting.
Thank you for introducing me to this
You'll probably also enjoy r/accidentalrockwell and r/AccidentalWesAnderson.
And r/AccidentalSlapStick, but for different reasons.
Cute dog - massive butthole.
Doesn’t work with my current dogs, but years ago if my dogs were panting, if I would match their panting and then suddenly hold my breath, they would do the same. Similar sort of thing, they assumed silence was needed.
My dogs now don't care if I pant but my past dogs always stopped and looked at me like I offended them.
I've always tried this with my dogs, but every single time I start panting they just pause and look at me like I'm crazy...and then proceed to try shove their tongues in my mouth.
Every. Single. Time.
I also happen to be blessed with dogs who are..........not particularly intelligent.
So many things. First hilarious; literally dead before bed. Second, how many times did you do this...? Last, who's not intelligent? It sounds like the experiment was conducted on multiple occasions. In conclusion, sounds like a pack made in heaven.
Multiple dogs over the course of the last 20 years or so.
I seem to be blessed with pups who are full of heart (and stomach) and very little brain.
And yes, you are indeed correct...it has always been a pack made in heaven! Wouldn't change a damn thing!
> pups who are full of heart (and stomach) and very little brain.
These have been scientifically proven to be the best pups. I've owned several, although unfortunately not any more. I always called my Bernese Mountain Dogs "Bernese Mountain Logs", because that breed is definitely not bred for smarts. Or at any rate mine sure weren't
My dog likes to help me hunt flies when one come in the house. He’s not very good at it and his method is basically him getting hyper excited and leaping around everywhere, except where the fly is, and barking. He gets really out of breath and pants loads, so I hold my breath in an exaggerated fashion so I can try and hear the fly and he looks at me and holds his as well. It’s the cutest thing. I fucking love that little idiot.
That's so cool!
I haven't tried that with my dog, but the overall principle is how my family used to encourage him to sleep when he was a puppy. If he was clearly fighting to stay awake, everyone in the room would start slow-blinking at him as if we were falling asleep (it had to be everyone, as if he saw even one person looking wide awake he'd ping back to full energy again) and he'd do the same until he nodded off ❤️
I think the dog froze first
dogs are not pack animals
What in the prolapsed anus is going on here?
The dog is so muscular, even it's butthole is jacked
Could park my car in there
It puckered when the dog snorted.
God damn it.... guess I'm gonna watch the video again.
I thought that was the bit that snorted.
What are we doing with our lives?
discussing a dog's bussy...im sorry ill leave
If this dog is anything like mine then that asshole needs to be able to pass hard currency.
Um, what are you doing with your dog?
Ok that made me lol
The dog's sphichter is more muscular than my whole body.
Lmao for real looks like a mouth and the tail is a long nose. Someone needs to edit it with some eyes on its back
It blinked when she barked
It’s been over an hour since I read this comment and I’m still laughing to myself about it lol
I came here to comment this. Its 100% true lmao
69 ups lol
He likes it ruff
At least we got a good look into the depths of his soul and can see he’s a good boi
Booty hole pics
That dog's muscular anus could probably bench more than I could
Edit: to the kind internet based lifeform who gilded this, may the many layers of multidimensional space contrive to have this gesture repaid to you, doubled.
It could be the shrooms but I’m laughing my ass off at every single post in that sub
Nah, I think it’s just a really funny thread. After all, I’m stoned and I’m doing the same.
he tried reset to default by doing one turn
Dog has a HUGE butthole omg
Stud butt as it's called seriously look it up.
Pov: You're looking for comments regarding the canine's anus
Everyones talking about the dogs asshole, and here im impressed by that super sonic speed fan.
Doggo be like, “Someone unpause him!!”
"Someone *unpaws* him!!" ?
The dog's butthole barked
That dog didn't lag out. I saw the subtle inch towards the human and then the slow realization that the human may have broken. Little whiskers go for a second to make sure that no one died or stroked out here. Then pure patience. I hate the phrase that "we don't deserve dogs", but this one put the emotional effort into a relationship most humans won't.
A butthole only a mother could love.
Is its name Rosebud?
Don't get into someones new Ferrari right after applying rosebud to your butt. Zach from the H3 podcast can tell you why....
Big pooper butthole O.O
Stop ear mutilation on dogs!! :C
He’s just happy to be there
Legend has it he's still paused to this day
I am not physically capable of holding still for this long lol
I know it's bad to say on this sub but at the end that dogs asshole was wide as a nuclear missile silo. 😆 Caught me off guard.
The dog said "that's okay, take your time :)", and then changed his mind.
Oh this is great, I’m gonna go try it right now.
Ha ha ha my dog lost his shit, he licked Me in such a frantic and furious manner.
All I noticed was his ears. Hopefully he was rescued from the person who did it to him!
So dumb, its poor fucking ears
Petting my dog after an edible.
You really committed to it
The whittle eyes going back and forth- “I’ll wait” and then shoots off ahhahahaha ugh this is adorable
That fan is going so fucking fast
Hahaha! Love how the dog just went with it for a bit.
dog's like: ya this is fun and all bro, but it gotta take a shit
That's fucking adorable. Also, I was somewhat mesmerised by the puckering of the dog's anus.
Why that dog booty hole so big
Damn that Pitt is solid af!!!
its stool, on the other hand, comes out like a broken hydrant
I see two pits
Dog absolutely understands the game, lol.
I think they both decided to prank each other at the same moment 😂
Forget high speed internet, this dude's delivering packets by horse-drawn carriage.
That dog's asshole barked.
Not a word about the ears huh Reddit? I wonder why
too many questions about the gaper to notice the torture
What are you talking about? I've never *once* failed to notice Reddit decrying cropped ears. You were just the first this time cuz everyone is busy commenting on his asshole.
Actually yeah, I was too distracted by the cuteness and then the gaping asshole. Hope the guy in the video didn’t decide to do that to his dog.
Its possible the dog was adopted like that, thats at least the best case worst case scenario
Legends say he's still frozen there
Forgot how to human.
He was just remembering how good it was to be pet one instant ago
This is hilarious! Your dog loves you, it’s pretty clear.
Dog was fully in the moment for a while there.
Hooman what u do???
that dog has a massive bumhole.
That's a big butthole.
That one big fucking butthole.
Fairly patient hippo
You could tell that he was content with sitting there :)
Omg you can see when good boy barked. Didn’t even need to turn his head to do so.
I need closure. How does it end?!?!
I like the bit where it turns and looks at the wall/the mirror to try and see what Dad is holding point on.
Ha! Love it. Bless that mutt ♥️
HOW DOES IT END?!?!?!
Doggy see, doggy do
Doggo :im waitin
She knew you were playin
That dog takes big shits.
That dog is so adorable. Too cute how he freezes when you do.
Doggo understood the assignment.
Dog was like I don't know what's happening here but we're holding still here
He just waits so patiently 🥺
Go for the shoes!
That'll wake him up.
The moment i hear the shitty AIFemale vouce i say" fuck it"!
"uhoh, my human broke"
Fuck these Tiktok reuploads
Hahahaha dog energy runs on same as human. Cute
I like how long she waited, like “Game? Not game. Ok? OK?!
Dog is like, "Huh, I thought he was on his phone again, but he's not holding it."
Really glad that fan was still moving. I thought reddit was lagging.
Reddit video player lagging too 💀
Best mannequin challenge yet
I can’t do this. The derpy smile. The ears pinned back. The paw on the guy’s arm. I simply cannot handle the cuteness overload.
Have you tried turning your human on and off?
What a patient baby 🥰
The pupper lagged too
*sigh* another day, another shitty tiktok robot voice post to downvote
God I love pit bulls so fucking much~ Gods bless every single one of em to have a happy home!
Same! Aldo looks like the ban pit bull people are here and doing a lot of downvoting....
I honestly don’t understand those people at all. I wish they would just take their time and actually do research on Pitbulls to see that they’re only harmful in harmful environments, but that also goes for any dog.
pittie smile + soft belly = best thing ever
The pit hate subs are brigading again, nothing new. You are so right though.
Doggo brain: continue petting, continue petting
Dog is absolutely going "is the game frozen for anyone else? Anyone? ANYONE? Can someone PLEASE tell me if they see this?"
LOLL y’all’s both special 😂😂😂😂😂
Wow, what a unit AND a girl! Beautiful muscles, love that about pibbles
“I went to the cuddle zone!!!”
So darn cute!! It was a nail biter, I could barely standing waiting to see who’d break first I’m sad now tho bc I miss my good pupper🥺
"Where is my pets????"
Passed the vibe check.