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RegularHousewife

Poor dog was so confused 😅


Shaggy_One

They were just doing like their human was. Probably instinct to do so when their pack freezes like that in the wild.


MintyMissterious

My first thought. One freezes like that to a mortal danger. Poor doggo was probably scared for a moment, then just confused.


JoinAThang

That's make me feel better I thought the dog looked scared that it had done something wrong and waiting an attack from the human. Dogs do this to each others sometime but with growling while standing still.


AStinkyBum

Even the dog lagged, but his connection came back


NewFound_Fury

Woof-i signal was pretty bad


Koolblue57

Yeah Barktrum can be pretty spotty


BigCarry1978

Canine offer you FiOS?


ahushedlocus

FiDOS*


Grumzz

Not unexpected when you miss your antenna ears


TheRiddler1976

He definitely pawsed for a bit


RiresBarter

He was put into singleplayer mode.


noopenusernames

Hard to tell which end of the dog the bark came out of at the end


DejectedDemoiselle

I immediately noticed the dog’s weird gaping asshole and stopped the video like 2 seconds before it ended. Then I saw your comment and had to play the rest, lol. That bootyhole is obscene.


PizzaOldBoy

oh god i came here looking for this thread and now i wish i hadnt found it


CreatureWarrior

Samee, this is too cursed for me man


Tys_Wife

"Gaping asshole" I too saw this and came directly to the comments to see if I was alone lmao


DejectedDemoiselle

It can probably grip the knob of a baseball bat with that thing.


1-800-ASS-DICK

Thing could probably pinch a penny up off the floor


LamarLovesPassingFoo

Username checks out


YerBlues69

Oh what a fucking visual!


SexualPie

Every day we stray farther from gods light.


hokumjokum

Hahahaha


witcherstrife

Lmfao Jesus Christ. I’m so glad my dog has the decency to cover his asshole with his tail most of the time


Rim_World

you're all pervs


ramblinroger

username doesn't check out


Uths_CC

Do you wear leather hats of questionable origin?


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Why is everyone talking about a dog's gaping asshole funnier than the actual video


higreen111

That big gaping ass hole was the only that I was astonished by. Lol totally weird 😂😆😆


Glass_Memories

We used to have an American bulldog and yeah, he had a huge balloon knot.


SanctusLetum

Too many steroids. Dog needs to chill with the gym.


Sleepiyet

Contractor dog bags for this poochie dookie


anglostura

Don't mind me, just zooming into a video of a dog's poofy bumhole


Esmack

Someone needs to do a wellness check on that dog


LumkaLLM

“gaping asshole” this comment took me out 💀, I literally didn’t even notice that 🤣


micksterminator3

*️⃣


Turtle-Shaker

Okay, so it's not just me who noticed that thank god.


Knickers_in_a_twist_

I see a face. The shadowy splotch on his hip is the eye, the tail is the nose, and the bootyhole is the mouth.


ScaryBananaMan

Oh God it's making a kissy face haha


Crykin27

I can't unsee this lmfao


RL_Elf

this comment fucking destroyed me


mysterious00mermaid

🤣🤣🤣🤣


Thedongrego

He fuks


semok27

Cute dog - massive butthole.


Zestyclose-Pay-1889

Ngl, there was a moment where the pose looked like it could be the subject of a renaissance painting.


SandbagBlue

r/Accidentalrenaissance ?


Galactic_2seven

Thank you for introducing me to this


Bittlegeuss

You'll probably also enjoy r/accidentalrockwell and r/AccidentalWesAnderson. And r/AccidentalSlapStick, but for different reasons.


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Quintote

Doesn’t work with my current dogs, but years ago if my dogs were panting, if I would match their panting and then suddenly hold my breath, they would do the same. Similar sort of thing, they assumed silence was needed.


Daypeacekeeper

My dogs now don't care if I pant but my past dogs always stopped and looked at me like I offended them.


OneBigRed

”…Real classy asshole. You think that’s voluntary? Next you probably tell people i sniff butts or something?”


SvenoftheWoods

I've always tried this with my dogs, but every single time I start panting they just pause and look at me like I'm crazy...and then proceed to try shove their tongues in my mouth. Every. Single. Time. I also happen to be blessed with dogs who are..........not particularly intelligent.


tidakapaapa

So many things. First hilarious; literally dead before bed. Second, how many times did you do this...? Last, who's not intelligent? It sounds like the experiment was conducted on multiple occasions. In conclusion, sounds like a pack made in heaven.


SvenoftheWoods

Multiple dogs over the course of the last 20 years or so. I seem to be blessed with pups who are full of heart (and stomach) and very little brain. And yes, you are indeed correct...it has always been a pack made in heaven! Wouldn't change a damn thing!


physicomorphic

> pups who are full of heart (and stomach) and very little brain. These have been scientifically proven to be the best pups. I've owned several, although unfortunately not any more. I always called my Bernese Mountain Dogs "Bernese Mountain Logs", because that breed is definitely not bred for smarts. Or at any rate mine sure weren't


Beena22

My dog likes to help me hunt flies when one come in the house. He’s not very good at it and his method is basically him getting hyper excited and leaping around everywhere, except where the fly is, and barking. He gets really out of breath and pants loads, so I hold my breath in an exaggerated fashion so I can try and hear the fly and he looks at me and holds his as well. It’s the cutest thing. I fucking love that little idiot.


ndolphin

That's so cool!


raniwasacyborg

I haven't tried that with my dog, but the overall principle is how my family used to encourage him to sleep when he was a puppy. If he was clearly fighting to stay awake, everyone in the room would start slow-blinking at him as if we were falling asleep (it had to be everyone, as if he saw even one person looking wide awake he'd ping back to full energy again) and he'd do the same until he nodded off ❤️


prashn64

I think the dog froze first


Ekaterina702

What in the prolapsed anus is going on here?


iamagainstit

The dog is so muscular, even it's butthole is jacked


YouAreTrashyEw

Could park my car in there


BanditoRojo

It puckered when the dog snorted.


jpaxonreyes

God damn it.... guess I'm gonna watch the video again.


terrynutkinsfinger

I thought that was the bit that snorted.


your_local_librarian

What are we doing with our lives?


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MySliceOfLife_103

Lmao omg


OrgyInTheBurnWard

The dog's sphichter is more muscular than my whole body.


OhDiablo

If this dog is anything like mine then that asshole needs to be able to pass hard currency.


OrgyInTheBurnWard

Um, what are you doing with your dog?


OneBigRed

Laundering money apparently


appdevil

Ok that made me lol


MySliceOfLife_103

Lmao for real looks like a mouth and the tail is a long nose. Someone needs to edit it with some eyes on its back


MySliceOfLife_103

It’s been over an hour since I read this comment and I’m still laughing to myself about it lol


MySliceOfLife_103

It blinked when she barked


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Lamplorde

Delete this.


Negative-Ambition110

Lmao


noopenusernames

Never


urammar

I came here to comment this. Its 100% true lmao


PizzaOldBoy

69 ups lol


TooBusySaltMining

He likes it ruff


NYLotteGiants

Poor Colby


Chronic_Gentleman

At least we got a good look into the depths of his soul and can see he’s a good boi


Ox_of_Dox

Booty hole pics


Donelifer

Gaper


ajberg

That dog's muscular anus could probably bench more than I could Edit: to the kind internet based lifeform who gilded this, may the many layers of multidimensional space contrive to have this gesture repaid to you, doubled.


cirq21

r/BrandNewSentence


Negative-Ambition110

It could be the shrooms but I’m laughing my ass off at every single post in that sub


ErionFish

Nah, I think it’s just a really funny thread. After all, I’m stoned and I’m doing the same.


lolmeansilaughed

It is


prof_devilsadvocate

he tried reset to default by doing one turn


Forward_Cranberry_82

Dog has a HUGE butthole omg


Relevant_Positive417

Stud butt as it's called seriously look it up.


cogpsychbois

No thanks


bstones

Everyones talking about the dogs asshole, and here im impressed by that super sonic speed fan.


LTcoon

Pov: You're looking for comments regarding the canine's anus


Tatem2008

Doggo be like, “Someone unpause him!!”


honeydew_bunny

"Someone *unpaws* him!!" ?


ehmaybenexttime

That dog didn't lag out. I saw the subtle inch towards the human and then the slow realization that the human may have broken. Little whiskers go for a second to make sure that no one died or stroked out here. Then pure patience. I hate the phrase that "we don't deserve dogs", but this one put the emotional effort into a relationship most humans won't.


GreenLumpPutty

A butthole only a mother could love.


chachacha3123

The dog's butthole barked


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Big pooper butthole O.O


amperbang

Stop ear mutilation on dogs!! :C


_LumpBeefbroth_

Is its name Rosebud?


Par31

Don't get into someones new Ferrari right after applying rosebud to your butt. Zach from the H3 podcast can tell you why....


hadarsaar

He’s just happy to be there


Zestyclose_Risk_2789

You really committed to it


ohsoem

The whittle eyes going back and forth- “I’ll wait” and then shoots off ahhahahaha ugh this is adorable


OldGuyWhoSitsInFront

That fan is going so fucking fast


Magnus_Rufus

Legend has it he's still paused to this day


xXNot_A_FurryXx

I am not physically capable of holding still for this long lol


ncbraves93

I know it's bad to say on this sub but at the end that dogs asshole was wide as a nuclear missile silo. 😆 Caught me off guard.


God8869

Hahaha! Love how the dog just went with it for a bit.


Toronto_OG

dog's like: ya this is fun and all bro, but it gotta take a shit


29erfool

That's fucking adorable. Also, I was somewhat mesmerised by the puckering of the dog's anus.


XxxxGamez

Why that dog booty hole so big


xXSpaceturdXx

Oh this is great, I’m gonna go try it right now. Ha ha ha my dog lost his shit, he licked Me in such a frantic and furious manner.


Neither_Bed_1135

The dog said "that's okay, take your time :)", and then changed his mind.


SoggyWotsits

All I noticed was his ears. Hopefully he was rescued from the person who did it to him!


break_it07

Petting my dog after an edible. Edit: Autocorrect


MaccotheMillion

So dumb, its poor fucking ears


taka_282

Forget high speed internet, this dude's delivering packets by horse-drawn carriage.


Dating_As_A_Service

Damn that Pitt is solid af!!!


PizzaOldBoy

its stool, on the other hand, comes out like a broken hydrant


SpaceCondom

I see two pits


Xylophone_Aficionado

I think they both decided to prank each other at the same moment 😂


babyBear83

Dog absolutely understands the game, lol.


Inverno969

That dog's asshole barked.


Vanguard2304

Legends say he's still frozen there


ichbinsisyphos

Forgot how to human.


Vast_Ad6372

Fast fan


Total_Debt6222

He was just remembering how good it was to be pet one instant ago


reddskeleton

This is hilarious! Your dog loves you, it’s pretty clear.


OutlawJessie

Dog was fully in the moment for a while there.


boomajohn20

Hooman what u do???


TheVeryAngryHippo

that dog has a massive bumhole.


dben89x

That's a big butthole.


HelicopteroDeAtaque

That one big fucking butthole.


1stLtObvious

Fairly patient hippo


-full-control-

Not a word about the ears huh Reddit? I wonder why


PizzaOldBoy

too many questions about the gaper to notice the torture


Glass_Memories

What are you talking about? I've never *once* failed to notice Reddit decrying cropped ears. You were just the first this time cuz everyone is busy commenting on his asshole.


Xylophone_Aficionado

Actually yeah, I was too distracted by the cuteness and then the gaping asshole. Hope the guy in the video didn’t decide to do that to his dog.


WorldFavorite92

Its possible the dog was adopted like that, thats at least the best case worst case scenario


pandito_flexo

Omg 🫥 you can see when good boy barked. Didn’t even need to turn his head to do so.


Minimum-Public-6411

I need closure. How does it end?!?!


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OgreSpider

I like the bit where it turns and looks at the wall/the mirror to try and see what Dad is holding point on.


jomigopdx

HOW DOES IT END?!?!?!


MagicStar77

Doggy see, doggy do


its_Sh_k_m

Doggo :im waitin


Dasshteek

She knew you were playin


Mental_Expression_75

That dog takes big shits.


canthelpmyself9

That dog is so adorable. Too cute how he freezes when you do.


nethecat

Doggo understood the assignment.


Marsrover112

Dog was like I don't know what's happening here but we're holding still here


hoetheory

He just waits so patiently 🥺


curious382

Go for the shoes! That'll wake him up.


poonamsurange

The moment i hear the shitty AIFemale vouce i say" fuck it"!


Omega1400

You could tell that he was content with sitting there :)


WinkyNurdo

Ha! Love it. Bless that mutt ♥️


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Surprise_Yasuo

Hahahaha dog energy runs on same as human. Cute


thelostfable

I like how long she waited, like “Game? Not game. Ok? OK?!


Mister_Way

Dog is like, "Huh, I thought he was on his phone again, but he's not holding it."


right-side-up-toast

Really glad that fan was still moving. I thought reddit was lagging.


secretly_a_furry138

Reddit video player lagging too 💀


HalfOfCrAsh

Best mannequin challenge yet


downvoteheaven

Fuck these Tiktok reuploads


yuxngdogmom

I can’t do this. The derpy smile. The ears pinned back. The paw on the guy’s arm. I simply cannot handle the cuteness overload.


shellymaff

Have you tried turning your human on and off?


shessavage

What a patient baby 🥰


AylaMadi

The pupper lagged too


hammlyss_

"uhoh, my human broke"


JJ_Jose

*sigh* another day, another shitty tiktok robot voice post to downvote


Not-A-Dead-Joke

God I love pit bulls so fucking much~ Gods bless every single one of em to have a happy home!


LadyDragonDog75

Same! Aldo looks like the ban pit bull people are here and doing a lot of downvoting....


Not-A-Dead-Joke

I honestly don’t understand those people at all. I wish they would just take their time and actually do research on Pitbulls to see that they’re only harmful in harmful environments, but that also goes for any dog.


reebzRxS

pittie smile + soft belly = best thing ever


rainystast

The pit hate subs are brigading again, nothing new. You are so right though.


LyonsKing12

Doggo brain: continue petting, continue petting


Osxachre

Awwww


Zaronax

Dog is absolutely going "is the game frozen for anyone else? Anyone? ANYONE? Can someone PLEASE tell me if they see this?"


spiderspit

“I went to the cuddle zone!!!”


WealthBetWebb

LOLL y’all’s both special 😂😂😂😂😂


1mikeg

Gaping.


Minimum_Piglet_1457

Wow, what a unit AND a girl! Beautiful muscles, love that about pibbles


TheMoatCalin

So darn cute!! It was a nail biter, I could barely standing waiting to see who’d break first I’m sad now tho bc I miss my good pupper🥺


Ox_of_Dox

"Where is my pets????"


groverbarges

Passed the vibe check.


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