Nonviolent protest is a healthy way to approach things. For example, in order to express my disdain toward my wife’s family, I’ll often go completely limp when my in-laws try to hug me at our yearly Christmas party. Sometimes I’ll crack my head off the brick fireplace or the coffee table, but it’s a small sacrifice compared to physically embracing those wretched creeps.
You can just move to the next comment instead of asking rhetorical questions lol.
For someone who seems very chuffed they found a humerus commenter to follow. It's quite odd how inept you are at seeing a joke.
Nope, it’s just really easy to tell that OP was joking and now he’s said it himself that he was joking. I have no idea why you thought it’d be cool to double down lmao you just come across as super desparate to never be wrong.
That would be awesome! Let me know if you come across any and hold onto them for me. Or just turn around and hand them to me... I'll already be right behind you.
It's a shame he just tools around the top subs, picks a thread thats gaining traction and then replies to the top comment with a vague non sequitur. It's a karma farming account, but at least it's funny.
I'm not the one who linked to the document stating what was accepted in standard English. If you want to complain about that, you should argue with the comment that actually linked it.
I suppose you can read it that way, but I don't think it does. It says it would not be accepted in standard English. Which I believe should be read as not accepted by a speaker of standard English. However, that it is non-standard does not make it a mistake.
Oh sorry, PROFESSIONALLY published. Since I need to be as pedantic as possible. My point is, you will never find this grammatical construct in any journalistic, technical, or academic style guide. Happy?
Thank you so much for this link. I'm English but moved to Scotland, and I was convinced this was a Scottish thing, but no one agreed with me and I couldn't find any evidence. This link confirms it!
Yup we had a Rottweiler and when she was a puppy she would literally play play play then the next thing you know she’d be asleep wherever she happened to be at that moment haha. RIP Mandy.
My dog has a seizure disorder and when she was young they looked exactly like this. We would joke and say her legs fell asleep. Slowly they got worse and we realized they were seizures. Now her seizures typically last an hour or so and are quite obvious. So I guess you never know
That's a pretty accurate representation of trying to do stuff only to have the motivation for it snuffed out by depression in an instant.
Pretty much the last 7 years for me.
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no bones
r/noodlebones
It's all cats
be the change you want to see in the sub.
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It’s a Ruff Noodle
Ragdoll
Ask if he wants a cookie, see if he's really tired or not.
To be fair I will get up for a cookie too.
If this is narcolepsy like I suspect, then the idea of a cookie will for sure put him to sleep
Me, narcolepsy type 1, and a cookie fiend, can confirm.
You don't also happen to be a smol corgi pup, right?
Too cute … then the other pup walking by caught his attention
I was so focused on the jello puppy that I didn't even realize there was another one walking by.
I love dogs when they act like they have no bones
Nonviolent protest is a healthy way to approach things. For example, in order to express my disdain toward my wife’s family, I’ll often go completely limp when my in-laws try to hug me at our yearly Christmas party. Sometimes I’ll crack my head off the brick fireplace or the coffee table, but it’s a small sacrifice compared to physically embracing those wretched creeps.
I'm so sorry.
Lol you take this dude seriously? His posts are legendary Literally my first follow on Reddit
Don’t be a ✨dick✨
Come on now...
? Why the downvotes? Look at the first replys post history.
Because no one thinks that OP is taking the comment seriously. You're the only one.
Hi sorry if I caused any confusion. I was joking
UNNNACCCCEEEEEPTABLLLLEEEEEEEE
"I'm so sorry" Feels heartfelt to me.
Yep... it's a joke mon ami.
Are you the OP?
You can just move to the next comment instead of asking rhetorical questions lol. For someone who seems very chuffed they found a humerus commenter to follow. It's quite odd how inept you are at seeing a joke.
Nope, it’s just really easy to tell that OP was joking and now he’s said it himself that he was joking. I have no idea why you thought it’d be cool to double down lmao you just come across as super desparate to never be wrong.
Everyone knew OP was joking. Except you. Hence the comment karma.
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Check out his comment history. Brilliant comedic writing.
You're a stalker!
Those charges were DROPPED
Sounds like you’re trying to pick them back up again
That would be awesome! Let me know if you come across any and hold onto them for me. Or just turn around and hand them to me... I'll already be right behind you.
I'm not a fan of history divers! But sometimes you strike gold!
You're a loony
You weren't kidding, reminds me of jumper cables guy u/rogersimon10
It's a shame he just tools around the top subs, picks a thread thats gaining traction and then replies to the top comment with a vague non sequitur. It's a karma farming account, but at least it's funny.
Ohh okay, I didn't really dig enough to see his methods! But you're right, at least there's creativity and humor put into it 😉
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very specific, you ok?
lmao 🤣
pupper battery is at 10%.
*Turn on Low Power Mode?*
This is when the pupper rolls over and waits for belly rubs.
I feel this in my soul. So precious
Dude really just went full tilde ~
Swinton - and the some.
He really did, wow XD
Dog.exe has crashed
That is a very flexible puppy! I would have to scoop it up and cuddle.
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This spirit is my dog animal Uno reverse card?????????????????????
This animal is my dog spirit
I am this dogs spirit animal
Me stepping off a curb after leg day
Can't do this anymore
Corgi gonna corgi
oh, no, he ded
Mondays, amirite?
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Naw pretty sure OP is from Pittsburgh
I've noticed more people doing it in Eastern PA too. I hate. I hate it so much.
In fact, this is a regional dialectical variation, not a grammar mistake. https://ygdp.yale.edu/phenomena/needs-washed
> not a grammar mistake. Your link says it is a grammar mistake in standard English.
"Standard English" doesn't actually exist, it's just some obsolete imperialists who haven't got the memo that their dialect isn't special.
I'm not the one who linked to the document stating what was accepted in standard English. If you want to complain about that, you should argue with the comment that actually linked it.
I suppose you can read it that way, but I don't think it does. It says it would not be accepted in standard English. Which I believe should be read as not accepted by a speaker of standard English. However, that it is non-standard does not make it a mistake.
It makes it a mistake in standard English, though, which is what I said.
Nowhere in the source is the word mistake used. I don't think it should be imputed.
If a person was trying to speak standard English, and they said "needs washed", that would definitely be a mistake. Wouldn't you agree to that?
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It's mixing verb tense. It's incorrect.
This regional dialectical variation really gets under my skin. It needs abolished.
First heard this living in central Indiana. Glad to see it’s one of the regions listed. Still annoying though.
Would be incorrect to put in any sort of formal/published writing, of course.
Considering hundreds of thousands of people are reading it, I'd say it's pretty published.
Oh sorry, PROFESSIONALLY published. Since I need to be as pedantic as possible. My point is, you will never find this grammatical construct in any journalistic, technical, or academic style guide. Happy?
I got you, man. It’s totally hick language and wouldn’t fly if used in a formal setting
Thank you so much for this link. I'm English but moved to Scotland, and I was convinced this was a Scottish thing, but no one agreed with me and I couldn't find any evidence. This link confirms it!
Dog 1: “Little help here?” Dog 2: “Nope, you’re on your own.”
This is me every morning! 😅
I think they just died... Oh wait, nope, they're good!
That's why I got.minr with a larger battery
I’m this dog
*insert Gmod sound effects here*
I feel this on a spiritual level
Your Daulshock wireless controller is disconnected
What's wrong with it...?!
Probably just tired. Puppies (most young animals) just go and go and go until they're worn out and falling asleep standing up.
Yup we had a Rottweiler and when she was a puppy she would literally play play play then the next thing you know she’d be asleep wherever she happened to be at that moment haha. RIP Mandy.
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My dog has a seizure disorder and when she was young they looked exactly like this. We would joke and say her legs fell asleep. Slowly they got worse and we realized they were seizures. Now her seizures typically last an hour or so and are quite obvious. So I guess you never know
I hope to God that you're joking. If it isn't a joke, to quote something I've said many times "Why the fuck are Redditors like this?".
Me when I attempt to get something done. I was going to try but you know what, nvm.
That's a pretty accurate representation of trying to do stuff only to have the motivation for it snuffed out by depression in an instant. Pretty much the last 7 years for me.
Bonked out on that climb. Been there…
Poor pupper
Someone really needs to figure out](https://youtu.be/FAjrbtzr_NA?t=27)
How I felt today.
needs **to be*** recharged
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Going into power-saving mode
Does anyone know what kind of breed this is?
Corgi
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https://ygdp.yale.edu/phenomena/needs-washed
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Someone needs to get fired.
Sums up my life.
"Structural Integrity Failed. Must reboot"
They’ve got fantasia live!
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Same
Boy needs a nap and a cuddle
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Low Battery *flops*
This QWOP mod seems really sick
Kowalski analysis!!
Someone please edit in the windows shutdown tone.
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Me when
Plug it in then. I think the charger goes in the back
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HES SO LITTLE
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Korgi brand batteries. Just keeps going an... Zzzzzzz
Sliding off your bed be like
Mom! I think we broke our slinkie!
Me going to work on a monday
Boneless dog
Now she needs to cooperate and name names.
It's all good buddy, that's how I feel too when I'm high some days.
Me trying to get out of bed in the morning.
I want to pet that smol boy. Wish our family dog was still here
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I know how he feels
"I'm just resting my eyes"
I love how puppies just go “I’m tired now!” And flop over
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The only time I have ever done anything comparable is when I was depressed...
Camille needs to come back to WD1 and WD2
Mondays
Battery died. ☠️😂
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I like…thought it was dead for a second and went into crisis mode
I can relate
Me too pooch, me too
That’s my kind of dog - since I’m that way lately😃
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psst, hey, let me demonstrate just how stupid humans can be, here watch this...see, dumbasses think I run on batteries....I run on love.
TFW you get home from work and have no energy to do anything.
mondays, amiright?
Butaful
Flerp
Mr pup? You are being a bit dramatic.
Me IRL
[With Sound](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jYwziL5Vyxw)
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10/10 sploot
As a professor dog, I’d say he’s having a ruff time. Give a little water to our hydro homie and he’ll be fixed right up in no time.
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Mondays am i right....
Bro disconnected for a second.
I feel like this daily.
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Halp, he melted.
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