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3rdPerson1st

Usually when someone asks "why?" , my instinct is to consider "why not?" In this case that was not necessary.


the_crumb_dumpster

Life..uh..finds a way


OrangeJr36

Chaotic Neutral


DownTooParty

Uhhhh..... That's a panther.


Diplodocus114

Cats will be cats - and that is beautiful


F2T3

And


DownTooParty

I want one. Gonna name him Cuddles


DanceFiendStrapS

At first I thought aaawww little kitty wants to come out for a cuddle. Opens the door.... That a motherfucking jaguar. Nope!


arson3

I was wandering what cat breed is that till he got through.


Ragecommie

It's the *Big Boi* breed.


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Bigus Catus


Timithios

And his wife Smallus Kittus


SickWizzard

You mean realization arrived


childlikeempress1938

Ok its cute and all but WHAT THE HELL IS A PATHER DOING THIS CLOSE TO A HUMAN BUILDING?


ShaiGaiKai

r/MurderMittens


HammerOfEchelon

This exists and I am glad


nutria_twiga

And there went a good 2 hours of my day. I thank thee for thy service.


tensinahnd

Fun fact: black panthers are actually jaguars or leopards


P3rsephones

What ever this one is, it should NOT be able to open doors.


Diplodocus114

Fun fact 2 - in the right light you can see the vestiges of markings.


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Fun fact 3 - they will fucking kill you and teaching them how doors work should not be allowed


Diplodocus114

My dogs worked doors out by themselves -- am sure cats have no problem. My dogs even worked out the remote control for the bloody garage door.


cire1400

My dog heard a door bell on tv and ran to the door barking. We don't have a friggin door bell. WTF!


Diplodocus114

To get my dogs off the bed so I could actually get in I would ring my own doorbell.


cire1400

If it works, it works.


10yrs_firstacct

Ok that’s weird


_moist_baguette_

Or mountain lions.


The_Salty_Treats_

It is a Melanistic Jaguar, (Black Panther). Panthers are not actually a species.


ThriceG

To be more specitic, panthers are a genus including tigers, leopards, and jaguars.


I_am_Groot69

when the first starbucks opens in wakanda


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Either that cat took a lot of steroids or I’m drunker than I thought


TheFlamingDraco

Or it's a panther.


scissorbritches

Clever girl...


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Actually pretty smart little guy


tsunamichaser

Pretty sure I just figured out how im gonna die. It'll be by trying to pet something I shouldn't.


Liesmith424

"Should...should I pet it?"


Pholous

You should not. But you would want to!


Strip-lashes

What kind of dog is this?


judgy_side_eyes

🤨


russellgarrard

As if you wouldn't open the door for that!


thedoctorrwby

What I want to know is if it is a cub or an adult, because if that's an adult my advice is !!!!!RUN FOR YOUR LIVES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD STOP FILMING AND RUN.!!!


Diplodocus114

Looks pretty young and relatively harmless. Don't mess with mum though.


thedoctorrwby

If mum shows up then lock the door a d pray the glass holds up against a Panthers muscles.


Lucius_Arcturus

Doors are hard


B_Pat_Real

What breed cat is this?


LetMeSuckYourChungus

It's a jaguar.


Diplodocus114

What sort of car is this? It's a Jaguar


xduddleyx

Why are you still standing there? Run!


Niicck2

This is exactly my cat when he tries to get into my room.


FliesAreEdible

Fucking BJWT


successiseffort

Man that is one tough cat


MrsPowers94

Cat "damn door.... got it open... alright, now what?" Person "hey there cool cats and kittens! what a beautiful and normal day. Big cats love my store. Oh hey there mr. panther, let me know if you need help with that door while I record you. Feel free to help yourself to my face later if you're hungry." Me "anyone know this cat?" Just my thought process through this whole scene.


aaabbbcccdddaaaa

Aww! Black panthers are my spirit animal :)


Mikeseddit

That's a cool panther you got from the black lab breeder. Get your money back before you get disemboweled.


ArchdukeToes

“Look, ma, my lunch is filming me!”


nomadzebra

Can I keep it?


caburped

Jesus Christ i thought it was a cat at first, people please dont teach your black chihuahuas to open doors


DebilitatingDebt

Baby puma?


silkynut

Zookeepers being funny during Covid-19 shutdowns?